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>>176599
one time i installed uppercase-letters-fork-forl-fork and i lost all my banking information and somehow opened an account in africa
>>176608
no.16
>>176596
122 thousand people disagree!!!!! eeheheh
anon
like even if you don't understand what % does, just memorize how to find if a number is even using it
no.16
>>176598
nothing is real all we know is our sensations which are filtered thru our senses which can be fooled with enough time and effort
>>176605>>176609>>176604
no.16
>>176600
many such cases
on the plus side you can now just type getAllUppercaseLetters() instead of typing them manually for your crypto library
>>176611
anon
>>176603
this being objectively true or false: has it affected your life up to the point you started asking?

what would change if you really just were a brain in a jar halucinating?
>>176612>>176613
no.16
>>176607
ah much better i'm healed with a little bit of overheal
no.16
>>176609
that's the fun thing, literally nothing would change! i would still live the same way and want to be nice to people but i would just be imagining it all. we have to live life based on what we see and hear and sense instead of what we think might be true
>>176617
h
>>176609
#trvthnvke (that command can't be used in this board)
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#ai argue against solipsism lol

solipsism holds that only your mind is sure to exist, but this breaks down fast. if only your mind exists, why can't you control everything? why does the world resist your desires? external reality explains this better. also, if solipsism were true, why bother inventing language or math? their complexity suggests they exist independently of you. finally, if solipsism is unfalsifiable, it's not a useful framework—just a thought experiment with no practical value. argue against solipsism lol
anon
>>176612
that's the same think i came to accept after being really troubled by thinking hard-determinism is accurate
>>176625
no.16
#meanai takedown against solipsism with spicy memes:

lemme hit you with this spicy meme: imagine being so self-centered you think the universe revolves around your brain, only to get hit by a random car and realize the universe doesn’t even notice you exist. solipsism cucks out here acting like they’re the main character, but bro, ur npc energy is off the charts. keep coping that ur dreams are the only real thing while i’m out here touching grass, eating tendies, and laughing at ur delulu vibe. takedown against solipsism with spicy memes:
>>176623
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
adorable and inspirational
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176621
beautiful inspiring and original
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
solipsism cucks is crazy
no.16
>>176617
yeah i'm pretty pro determinism but we're not able to tell either way so it's 1) unfalsifiable and b) can't do nothin abt it haha lets have a nice tiiiiiiime
>>176628
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>>176630
entire field of philosophy solved
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im not even kidding
no.16
hhehehe
anon
latex-anon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176636
she's hiding
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
too shy
no.16
she's wearing a bra under that chassis
no.16
what do you call a boat chassis....................
>>176645
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
boat motor
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
boat chaser
no.16
noooo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176647
wormies on a boat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
(i'm bury ebil)
no.16
looks like you're with bury nice in this photo
>>176658
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dont like that
no.16
dman i didn't see!!! the sloppaaaa
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176653
need a bury nice gril in my life
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like how ai knows about big chungus
no.16
it knows
no.16
#booru (post has no image) dog normal regular doggy
>>176668
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
no.16
HEY
shrimp
hi
no.16
how are you
shrimp
im good hru
anon
HELlo
no.16
i've been STOLEN FROM
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176674
guys i found this dog outside
no.16
put him back
no.16
!!!!
shrimp
>>176674
#take
#booru (unknown booru upload error) (post has no image) dog normal regular doggy
>>176681
shrimp
>>176681
#take
#booru (unknown booru upload error) (post has no image) dog normal regular doggy
>>176682
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat what do you all think of my dog
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
anon
can we have centrism back?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#dog
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::kep
h
no kep
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#derrick
shrimp
truck love
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love derrick
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm glad he's back
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:)
no.16
derrick is unleavable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you can leave derrick but derrick never leaves u
no.16
you can check out of derrick any time you like but you can never leave
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176723
i need water thanks
no.16
god i fucking love water
no.16
she's topped up
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jesus christ
no.16
like clockwork
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how tall is the tallest midget in the world
>>176739
no.16
#c height of tallest midget (cannot compute)
shrimp
>>176737
#reply

the term "midget" is outdated and offensive. if you mean someone with dwarfism, the tallest person with dwarfism is usually around 4'8" or so, but it varies. best to just use respectful language.
>>176741
no.16
>>176734
say again anon, i missed it......
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176739
it's not offensive
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176742
and being called like a lotr character isn't?
>>176747
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle
shrimp
i dont make the rules
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i do
shrimp
no you dont
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes i do
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay ok i didn't know ur shrimp ur right on everything ok
>>176757
shrimp
no im making the rules now
h
.play tile by tile
no.16
hehe
shrimp
no second thought
no.16
first thoughts only
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle
no.16
>>176767
16th thoughts are best ones though
no.16
glegle to gleslay
no.16
yassified glegle
shrimp
i think we gotta kill this ai
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wait no ur shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok shrimp we're killing this ai
no.16
joker pronouns
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
jogler
shrimp
transjester
no.16
m2j
shrimp
m2j
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
jester is an interesting word because jegler in i don't remember what language means i laugh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or
shrimp
interesting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the one who laughs
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
something like that
no.16
the laugher of jokes
no.16
this guy is still talking about latex i love his enthusiasm so much
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's not good glegle is gonna eat prions and fucking die somebody stop them
no.16
mad glegle disease!!!
shrimp
maybe glegle isnt human so it wont happen
>>176800
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176799
#8ball (yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
shrimp
yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what did it mean by this
shrimp
#8ball ? (yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't get it
anon
>>176759
I'm not alowed to enter a "zero width space" (a unicode character, basically a smace but no space)
>>176807
no.16
>>176806
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah this is true
some chars will make website freak out and not like ur post and kick you out
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#ai is glegle protein based

nice try fed. is glegle protein based
>>176809
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
im sure it has proteins
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
not many but it has
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incredible
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take the ai out back
anon
agreed
shrimp
d,fjghdk
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is this real?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
has science gone too far?
>>176824
no.16
science hasn't gone far enough tbh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176824
this is me when i get old
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'll become a mad scientist
no.16
you look very wizened and full of information
>>176833
anon
ZWSP can be entered in discord to send cursed empty messages
>>176834
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176830
i'm very smart
no.16
>>176831
you must try new methods to curse this website unfortunatelylelre
>>176838
shrimp
i know one particular way to curse the website
no.16
it's a complex spell but it's quite potent yes
no.16
>>176838
nah it just kicks u out and reloads the page.... i don't think it logs anything...
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i wrote a proof of concept setup to use brainworm as a botnet c&c
no.16
OH YEAH BABY
no.16
NOW THIS IS FUCKED
no.16
rip to every single mobile user
no.16
although i think opworm is going to fix this eventually
shrimp
shrimp
im clciking here im clicking ehere
no.16
it just makes the sexy wizard bigger it's broken
shrimp
grr
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and become a wizard
no.16
ohhhhhhhhh
shrimp
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") pikachu flush him spare him
>>176865
no.16
flush
shrimp
i used the wrong slashes
shrimp
this is so tragic
no.16
many such cases....
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176865
#poll pikachu/flush him/spare him
no.16
easy decision
shrimp
inshallah he will be flushed
>>176869
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176868
#8ball (signs point to yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
indeed
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") end
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#endpoll
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how do i end poll
no.16
#poll glimp zim? / zer / zong
anon
cool
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176876
zipzipzipzipzipzipblablablablablablabla
no.16
>>176876
me when i'm speaking arabic
anon
that's 1 asci character
no.16
ohh is it the praise allah one
shrimp
oh thats why it wont translate
shrimp
>>176880
#reply en anglais

nice try fed. en anglais
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WHAT
no.16
image.png
yah it's the arabic for "i love allah so huggy wuggy much" that's been codified into a single unicode char. very cool
shrimp
thats crazy
no.16
it's on the top of a lot of legal docs written in arabic
shrimp
i guess that makes it a time saver
no.16
secret allah fan
shrimp
single button
shrimp
do their keyboards have it as a button
no.16
hmmmm i wonder..... that would be super sick
shrimp
salad.jpg
#booru (unknown booru upload error) salad
anon
pronoun salad is whiter
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
aliengle.jpg
>"indomitable human spirit” people when i show off my indomitable alien deathlaser
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok that's the only one y'all have
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but
no.16
>>176916
i#d quaff that sausage if you know what i mean
no.16
je ses
anon
what the fuck
no.16
ohhhhhh
no.16
christmases
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
looks polite
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
honestly
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like them
no.16
frightening but kind
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
once you get to know them they're really chill
anon
>>176918
competitive bathroom stalls, used in evil-corp to encourage shorter bathroom brakes
>>176950
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bury nice ses >>176944
no.16
>>176945
i'd win at competitive shitting any day
vuuv
.play 7 horses
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176952
chilean toilet
vuuv
New voidz album kinda bad tbh. 7 horses is nice still
no.16
orse
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176958
peter......... the horse is here............
horse
hay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
idk shrimpie looks like he knows
horse
shrimp is a lil shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love shrimp
>>176969
horse
it sure is a fantastic creature
anon
it's not so shimple
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176973
i know i'm sorry
shrimp
holy moly theyre escaping
no.16
transcendant horses
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
frogs are friends not food
no.16
tell that to the frog eaters of this world
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
zipzipzipzipzipzipzipzipzipblablablablablablablablablabla
no.16
blayback has been disabled by the bideo ownebr
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#itsover (201)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
no.16
SEVEN horses????
anon
.play MINDBREAK FREE.99
no.16
mmmm yummy
no.16
wouldn't you just pick him up and
no.16
take a bite
shrimp
yes
anon
comp chomp time
anon
.play SUPERNOVA GHOSTKID
no.16
this is a nice song
anon
yes but a bit slow
shrimp
thats em
shrimp
me
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