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malory.h
>>183097
👆yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
malory.h
i tried to be fucked up at the crib with the boys but they only called me by my name apprehensively and wouldnt talk to me
malory.h
needless to say i wasnt invited back to the crib
shrimp
id invite u to my crib
malory.h
i really appreciate that shrimp but i cant breathe underwater....
shrimp
everyone always says that.......
>>183105
no.16
>>183103
you should do the sandy cheeks thing and get a bunch of domes for people to breathe in
>>183110
malory.h
yes yes you should do that !!!
faye
gamer
faye
#ksay gamers
no.16
#botsay will all the agmers please stand up
faye
#ksay can we ban all gamers !!!! also. balls
malory.h
>>183111
let me #check (checked) yours
no.16
oh shit
no.16
>>183117
oh dear i'm awfully cringe then
shrimp
90k isnt BAd tho
shrimp
its a hard game
no.16
it's true that nubbby makes a mean number
shrimp
>>183120
you need to do the on a newline
no.16
>>183120
it's just mean and doesn't work with hashtag source specifically
opworm hardcoded workarounds so it would work with most things but not hashtag source.......
shrimp
no it does
no.16
>>183126
you gave it an image though,... or did you...
shrimp
i used source
no.16
oooh so it's just gotta be two diff lines i c
shrimp
yes u silly noober
shrimp
oh i guess for the booru it doesnt thats weird
no.16
i'm crying
no.16
my tears are dry
shrimp
frightening
no.16
that child is far too moist put it back
faye
what
faye
those nubs
faye
what is wrong with that child
>>183153
shrimp
sesbian
shrimp
lol
shrimp
it didnt even try
no.16
very sesbian
faye
it all makes sense now, thank you
shrimp
im thinking about it girl
no.16
it girl:
shrimp
thats a good one
no.16
>>183158
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
>>183158
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
faye
hahahaaaa i was creeping on an old friewnd of mine
>>183168
no.16
hehehehhe
no.16
linktree dot gov / pornography
faye
and i accidentally pasted clipboard
>>183174
faye
oopsie
no.16
>>183171
many such cases...........
shrimp
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>>183182>>183185
fujo
are you okay..
no.16
>>183181
#reply
base64 to ascii pelase

nice try fed.
fujo
good 😌
malory.h
>>183183
did u get something in your feelers again
shrimp
im just in a mood
malory.h
youve been in the number factory too long ........
>>183192
no.16
.play public service broadcasting inform educate entertain
no.16
>>183192
nubby's gotten to you too hard. take a step back from the factory
shrimp
why... so you can steal my shift???
no.16
i've already handed in my notice to nubby. he spat in ym face. i'm outta the factory
shrimp
thats just what he wants you to think. youll be back tomorrow same thing happened to me first time i tried to quit
>>183198
no.16
>>183197
did you also get sucked into balatro when it came out first ?
>>183201
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
mhh yes, osha loves this
>>183200
no.16
>>183199
we only play osha-approved tunes on this website
shrimp
im actually not that sucked into nubby either ive probably only played like 4-5 hours
>>183205
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
not seeing any hard hats as they move those casting dies around
>>183204>>183206
malory.h
>>183203
hard hats will resonate the impact and rattle around even more than without them its an unneeded expense ..,
>>183208
no.16
>>183202
it's not too late to let nubby go....... i believe in you...
no.16
>>183203
it was a different time they were just suuuper chill back then n laid back n dgaf
>>183207
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>183206
they don't make skulls like they used to
no.16
>>183204
this is a good point a lot of people wearing hard hats get even more fucked up...................
>>183209
malory.h
>>183208
its like seatbelts and vaccinations
no.16
we invent seatbelts and suddenly a lot of people are getting hurt in car accidents????????? do your own research that backs up your preconceived notions of this flat earth everyone
>>183213>>183211>>183212
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>183210
make sure to adapt your theory when evidence suggest against it so you're never wrong in your conviction just the finer details of how and why it's maintained
>>183215
malory.h
>>183210
signal boosting this to wake up my liberal friends
fujo
>>183210
we invented cars and people eat more burgers... do your own research!!
no.16
oh fuck this is the whole album hell yeah i love this band
no.16
>>183211
#this (real) #this #this if they tell you something that doesn't make sense then they're just lying or paid off by big media or something. follow the money
>>183217
no.16
the most important thing is my own immaculate ego
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>183215
we all know it's to sell flawed earth-globes and get the youth to worship satan
malory.h
anthem for people who never made it past the dihydrogen monoxide bit
shrimp
\=ehrfwi3hfir4hfgi3uhr4i8w3ghgi8fuhr
shrimp
is that..... *gulps* your pussy.....
no.16
yes
shrimp
oh wait
no.16
damn i missed the presloppening
malory.h
shrimpsave
malory.h
truly
no.16
hmmm too much noise and it just does nothin
no.16
there they are
malory.h
that big steel hammer makes me so uncomfortable
i cant stop thinking about getting caught in it or something
no.16
big factories are fuckin crazy for the amount of huge machines like that
no.16
could munch you right up!!!
good thing you don't work in a factory...................................................
malory.h
no statement gets me queasy like 'application of mechanical forces'
malory.h
the thought of being harmed at the whim of an uncaring metal behemoth monster machine
>>183251
shrimp
giant machinery that could crush you like a bug are both frightening and arousing
>>183248>>183250
no.16
>>183247
#replace machinery -> thighs
shrimp
touche
no.16
>>183246
like human-sized cosmic horror
the machine does not care if rebar or bones are placed inside
>>183252
malory.h
>>183251
yes ............
the uncaring machine does not relent :(
malory.h
truthfully i feel the same about cars
even if they put happy faces on them
>>183256
shrimp
my proboscis curls in delight at the thought
>>183255
no.16
>>183253
cars are fucked and quite a few ppl seem to not rly pay much attention while drivin em!!!
>>183260
malory.h
>>183257
you think that until you cant get it off and yourre doing shrimp loops
malory.h
>>183256
they genuinely have no conceptualization of the 3000lb thing they're whipping around at very high speeds
>>183262
no.16
>>183260
literally
n you call em out on going too fast or whatever and they're like "fuck off" like bro....
>>183266
malory.h
>>183262
some people never make it past that adolescent like
brainrot 'im invincible' thing
and then they're 30 two pints in going 96 down the highway
no.16
to be fair the best views of the road are when ur a few pints deep and speeding
>>183269
no.16
the road aura changes completely
malory.h
>>183267
sorry i mean 150+ down the highway
europe
no.16
km/h superiority !!!!!
no.16
>>183264
your life is like a video game fr
no.16
>>183271
imagine a mile but two of them and then you're pretty close
malory.h
>>183271
that thing that tells you how fast your going
shrimp
wrong! a kilometer is a unit. it means kilograms per meter
>>183276
no.16
let her cook
no.16
#c how many kilograms per meter (10 grams per centimeter)
malory.h
i would but she just put 3 kilometers of milk in the batter
malory.h
thats milk w/ garlic
no.16
a delicacy in many parts of europe
shrimp
garlic milk
no.16
gilk
malory.h
im closing my eyes and moving them around to see how light looks through my eyelids
and i only wanted to see what it was like through one eye
so i tried to close the other ............
>>183291
no.16
>>183288
hehehhee
could always pop it out...
no.16
>>183290
i like this #upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
malory.h
look at you go !!!!!!!!!!!
malory.h
>>183298
no. 16 got upvoted ..........
impostorble
no.16 (deceiver)
you have seen through my wicked tricks!!!
>>183301
no.17
my old chitin sloughs off and i am reborn anew
no.17
wtf does yeet do
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
nothing apparently
no.17
>>183310
>they genuinely have no conceptualization of the 3000lb thing they're whipping around at very high speeds
no.17
why did that get pasted website
>>183313
no.17
back in my day we didn't have all these fancy runes
we had bounce and shorkspin and we liked it that way
>>183319
malory.h
i think the ones that fly off to the side get me the most
like ,, theyre outta here
>>183321>>183323
no.17
the disappearing ones are very fun
no.17
it's forward slash
recima
fuk
recima
what the fuck
no.17
fuck
no.17
you can chain them all the way back to the first one
shrimp
your number
shrimp
oh no
malory.h
i saw it , it was brutal
no.17
the upvote machine ate them and i took their place
shrimp
f
no.17
>>183346
how do you think they make the marbles. someone's bones gotta be used
malory.h
its going to start its goign to start and TUMBLe and CRUNCh and GET OUTTa there
no.17
empting all the train piss
no.17
degunking the train's sinuses
no.17
it must feel so much clearer after that
malory.h
the once monthly train prostate stim
no.17
nofap is bad for the train it has to let it out eventually
malory.h
the train has been watching some really questionable podcasts
no.17
train got radicalised :( it hates minorities now
malory.h
incel train ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
no.17
rest in pepperoni
no.17
grr american spelling
no.17
that's just SPINNING
malory.h
what did you spell that needed to be american
no.17
>doesn't know
no.17
you will find out........ in time........
malory.h
.play robocop.mp3
no.17
bideo grunabailabel
fujo
im in desperate need for a hug :((
fujo
my day hasnt been so bad, but like, i fell asleep sometime in the afternoon and woke up with terrible headache
>>183377
malory.h
oh that is the worst i hate that
malory.h
sorry fujo
no.17
#cat >^•-•^<
no.17
#fish 🐟
no.17
>>183380
stay hydrated!!!! gotta juice up ur bones somehow!!
no.17
#l8ball (it's REALLY l8)
no.17
#bug
no.17
#italiano (wwhy shrek is piss)
no.17
why shrek is piss
shrimp
#italiano (why shrek is piss)
no.17
#italiano (wwhy shrek is piss)
no.17
is this all it says
no.17
#italiano (wwhy shrek is piss)
shrimp
#ai why shrek is piss

shrek is a green ogre who lives in a swamp, which is already a pretty gross place. swamps are full of mud, bugs, and whatever else decomposes in there. shrek doesn't exactly have access to modern plumbing, so it's likely he just does his business in the swamp. also, he's an ogre, and ogres aren't known for being clean or hygienic. so yeah, shrek is probably pissing in his swamp like it's no big deal. gross, but on brand. why shrek is piss
no.17
#cheese ()
shrimp
#cheese ()
no.17
it's fricken uge
no.17
#pear
no.17
i'm being gaslit
shrimp
no youre not
shrimp
.skip (voted to skip this video)
no.17
.skip (voted to skip this video)
shrimp
bideo bunabailable
no.17
.play sola rosa entrance to skyway
shrimp
idk what game to play...
shrimp
im gameless...
no.17
have you played crab souls
shrimp
no whats that
no.17
dark souls but you're a crab
called "another crab's treasure"
i beat it yday and it's rly good (and i do not like soulslikes)
>>183410
malory.h
faye
crab rave game
no.17
aaaaa
no.17
::snib
no.17
@@snab
shrimp
snibbidy
no.17
::snab
no.17
<---- gesture for greeting
malory.h
nice
no.17
i love fucked ai hands so much
malory.h
no.17
faye
nice
faye
oh
faye
okay
no.17
heheh
shrimp
the bread is going to catch fire
>>183444
shrimp
woah
no.17
pretty sick
malory.h
nice
no.17
\| jack nicholson is: THE COOKIE CRUNGLER
no.17
weh
no.17
>>183457
holy shit jack are you ok
faye
no he crungled those cookies
no.17
>>183454
jack you can't eat all those cookies you'll get a tummyache
shrimp
crungling all over the cookies
>>183462
no.17
too uniform......
no.17
oh DEAR
no.17
it's too late
shrimp
verily
no.17
>>183478
sorry typo i meant something else butterfingers
shrimp
oh god
shrimp
i bet it doesnt even know
shrimp
see
no.17
how embarrassing. imagine being an image generation model and not knowing what a goatse looks like
>>183491
faye
goat
no.17
i see you've played goaty tapir before
>>183497
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