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anon
thanks for coming to my ted talk about why ceasar is a bichad
anon
>>189761
>switzerland and new zealand not important
h
Letermy not this coook. this colloctine stamiby
anon
that is where all the rich people are gonna live when the bombs drop, they r very important to world politics also
>>189779
faye
pronouns = white woke = black
faye
every single time
anon
French guyiana is gonna give me a fucking conniption
h
>>189791
#refute

oh, france has nukes? wow, groundbreaking observation. let’s unpack how *irrelevant* and oversimplified this statement is. first, the fact that france has nuclear weapons doesn’t automatically make it some global power juggernaut. possessing nukes doesn’t equate to strategic dominance or even effective deterrence in the modern geopolitical landscape. we’re not in the 1960s anymore; asymmetric warfare, cyberattacks, and economic sanctions often matter more than big, flashy bombs sitting in silos.

second, france’s nuclear arsenal is tiny compared to countries like the u.s. or russia. they’ve got around 300 warheads, which is a drop in the bucket compared to the thousands stockpiled by the big players. so no, france isn’t exactly terrifying the world with its nuclear capabilities. it’s more of a symbolic flex than anything else.

third, having nukes doesn’t magically solve france’s domestic or international challenges. it didn’t stop the yellow vest protests, fix their economic stagnation, or make their influence in africa any less shaky. nukes are a blunt instrument, and modern conflicts are rarely resolved by threatening to vaporize cities. france’s real power comes from its cultural influence, economic ties, and diplomatic relationships—not its ability to turn other countries into glass.

so, "france has nukes"? sure. but so what? it’s not the gotcha statement you think it is, and it’s certainly not proof of france’s untouchable dominance. try harder next time.
faye
\~ transgender woman fallout
h
wait is white pride anon in the chat
>>189797
anon
who is white pride anon D:
h
theres some anon who was here a while ago who was very concerned with white birth rates or something
>>189804
anon
where did you come from anon where did you go
anon
its breaking my display on mobile and i cant hide it cause its unfinished lmfaooo
anon
>>189799
thats uh not good, report them if u see them pls
anon
im trans pride anon. not in a "we should support trans rights" way, in a "trans supremacy" kind of way
anon
lol is that you kitty
h
#ksay meow
anon
huh thats a pretty accurate earth
anon
me
faye
nice
faye
oh my god
anon
concept: apocalyptic world where ai slop leaks into reality and starts infecting matter
anon
i did a lot better than i thought this was just from memory i didn't look at a map
anon
should i watch murder drones or this 4 part gnosticism documentary
anon
#poll what should i watch / murder drones / 4 part gnostic documentary
-0.027% boogery!boymodewng
.play this is my prarie corb lund
anon
>>189833
:D good job anon thats super good!!
anon
is 4chan getting gayer recently, idk if im just reading reposts from a shitty source but they seem to be having a harder time with lgbtq urges over there
submarine17
i think it's always been gay, just pretending otherwise... the mask is slipping..........
anon
i mean is the mask slipping more than usual
SadChan🍉🍉
a lot of them i didnt remeber the spelling and stuff or remembered a lot about the place and couldnt remember the name lol
anon
read a month or two ago, my beloved libpollers that, fash doesn't show up overnight but that it gradually creeps in, and that feels so true now. >>189847 well i think it's hear at this point sadchan i just think i saw the symptoms of it creeping in years ago and I didn't fully recognize it at the time. I had no idea until around five years ago of the signs. Although its more obvious than ever now
>>189847
SadChan🍉🍉
like biden was NATO pax americana world leader liberal gov and then trump was like OKAY we hitler now FR FR
SadChan🍉🍉
how old r u?
anon
i'm a millennial sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
damn thatz crazy
anon
I lived through the time of 9/11 and the radicalization afterwards, and when i was born was around the time of bill clintons presidency, followed by george bush
SadChan🍉🍉
me 2
SadChan🍉🍉
i saw the second plane hit
SadChan🍉🍉
i was in elementery school
anon
>>189855
i was 12 when 9/11 happened, i was home watching television when that occurred, and the political radicalization afterwards was terrible, although idont think in my lifetime it's ever been as bad as 2020 to 2025
anon
how was 2020 to 2025 worse than 2000 to 2005
SadChan🍉🍉
idk
SadChan🍉🍉
it was pretty awful
SadChan🍉🍉
its just its more relavent to us now because we are adults
>>189864
SadChan🍉🍉
all the shit bush into obama did is terrifying gestapo shit, racism, invading countries for no reason...
SadChan🍉🍉
it was the same. people were super anti gay and now they are anti trans instead
>>189866>>189864
anon
>>189861
that and i think, at least back then, I was hoping that the external imperialism wouldn't turn into domestic well fascism which, ive heard some people describe fascism as simialr to imperialism/colonialism but its turned inwards... no longer something happening outside of national borders >>189863 oh yeah so true, a lot of people are becoming openly anti gay again as the fash radicalizes but we trans are obviously the number one target
anon
anon
>>189868
i forgot how to do the secret text thing but yeah he's an absolute embarrassment. the one good thing is that he's a laughingstock to the whole planet and will collapse with his sub iq empire. just give it time... maybe he'll impulsively blow his brains out while he's in the k-hole
>>189870>>189871
anon
anon
hmm
shrimp
>>189880
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
anon
#bleet (link to bleet) thoughts on wingsofredemption pushing his wife?
anon
#bleet (link to bleet) feelin a real hanker pankering for some salsa flavored sunchips rn
shrimp
yk what im hanker pankering for rn
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play [YouTube]
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
I'm back
shrimp
where are you back from
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
family festivities
shrimp
was it enjoyable
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
it was an event I guess.
Just don't connect very well with family they're all into very different things than I am.

So I just sit and listen mostly like an alien visitor doing anthropology.
shrimp
they do not appreciate skates the way you do
>>189897
shrimp
i feel you tho im like that too
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
thing is, I can be social it's just they're talking about stuff that's just not for me and while I can ask questions and find it interesting any way if they ask me about anything they.
just.
don't
get it
>>189898
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>189897
close, hockey
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
they look fancy
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
"Put me down at once you vile creature"
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
13525.png
::fancygle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189910 true
shrimp
#ksay nadie
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
>>189917
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay i just woke up and im here at libpol i'm a real worm
>>189915
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
on gang
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189917
#kiss
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
so the brothers had purchased a race track with a certain section of straightaway that was used as a runway for their planes flying drygs
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
it was only marijuana afaik
shrimp
mm weed
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp likes weed
shrimp
#ksay nadie
shrimp
i do
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay awesome
shrimp
i think its real
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
it has to be
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
lets ask this grump critter
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189929
is this real? #8ball (yes)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
o
shrimp
its real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
waow
shrimp
aww
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
elephants are so cool
shrimp
theyre very cool and smart
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
i think it's wierd how we discover or accept that a lot of animals are way more intelligent that we previously thought only to also go into stuff like wet-ware brain organoids processors for hire...
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
ofc it's not the same people doing that research
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
organoid
>>189945
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
made up word
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>189943
real and cursed, i will not ruin your day with those poor lumps of human brain cells and rudimentary eyes
shrimp
i wanna be a wet-ware brain organoid processor
>>189949
shrimp
im so eepy i woke up too early today
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189947
i already am i think
shrimp
can i use you to compute things
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yes but only after like 6pm
shrimp
okee
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play [YouTube]
shrimp
it is shocked
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
im sure its having racist thoughts
>>189959
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189959
is it having racist thoughts? #8ball (yes (confidence: 200%))
shrimp
oh no
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
omg..
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
anon should have a bite to eat
>>189965
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#ksay nadie
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay its so cold but my bed is so cozy i dont wanna get up
shrimp
#ksay hi nadie
shrimp
stay in the warm cozy bed
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
im going to kill the internet
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay im going to kill the internet
shrimp
same
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189983
woah. banger...
anon
#ai how closely related are horses and zebras and what is their relation to each other?

horses and zebras are closely related—they're both part of the genus *equus*. zebras split off from the common ancestor they shared with horses and donkeys around 4-4.5 million years ago. they can interbreed (like zonkeys or zorses), but the offspring are usually sterile. basically zebras are like the edgy stripy cousins of horses.
how closely related are horses and zebras and what is their relation to each other?
anon
did my post get eaten
shrimp
no
anon
wtf i typed into the text box and pressed enter and then disappeared...
shrimp
the right but i am masc
anon
i sort of embraced the masc but everytime i look at a tranny in feminine clothing there's like a sense of longing and i beat myself up for not learning how to do that stuff correctly
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
why are all of us on the right (im masc too tho)
>>189996
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189996
#true
shrimp
i can dress myself i just choose to dress like on the right
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i cant dress myself so i choose to dress like on the right
shrimp
duality
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimple as that
shrimp
#ksay nadie
shrimp
#ksay nadiele as that
shrimp
very cute
shrimp
hehe
anon
Gonna play planetside a while, while I split screen watch some videos.
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>190014
#goated
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i wish cows were real
anon
#ksay moo
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay moo
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
The Skate's physiology predicted the B2 Stealth bomber
shrimp
it SNOWED
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play Gastel AC-130
anon
>>190021
cow trapped in a cats body
anon
are there any good 4chan generals left, I haven't used 4chan in years bc of racism, crab bucket mentality type stuff. Did things ever get better?
>>190028
shrimp
nope
fujo
im sick :(
faye
shimp
fujo
shimp..
fujo
#ai write me a 4chan greentext
>be me, straight guy

>be me, straight guy

>friends invite me to a party, say it's gonna be wild
>get there, it's just me and 7 gay dudes
>mfw it's an intervention to turn me
>start chugging beers to cope
>one of them sits on my lap and whispers "you look tense"
>accidentally drop bottle in shock, glass everywhere
>panic and say "that's my cue to leave"
>they block the door singing "it's raining men"
>climb out window, fall into bush
>hear one yell "he's bicurious!" as i sprint into the night
>never leave my room again
write me a 4chan greentext
fujo
that's not realistic, it'd derail into yaoi-esque stories
shrimp
#ai write me a yaoi-esque 4chan greentext
>be me, straight guy

here's a quick one:

>be me, supposed "straight" guy
>college dorm, roommate's this lean gymbro
>always walking around shirtless, claims it's "too hot"
>one night, hear weird noise from his bed
>peek over, dumbass dropped his phone
>lean down to grab it for him, our faces way too close
>he smirks, "thanks... handsome"
>voice cracks saying "np"
>next week, conspicuously learning yoga poses shirtless near his weights
>he "helps adjust my form"—hands on my hips, breath on my neck
> mfw suddenly not so straight
> mfw we "study" together every night now
write me a yaoi-esque 4chan greentext
shrimp
not good
faye
#ai write me a story about a fujoshi being weird about two gay men she works with

here’s a short one:

sofia worked at a tiny cafe, and her two coworkers, marco and eli, were just trying to do their jobs—but sofia had other ideas. every time they exchanged a glance, she’d pretend to tie her shoe to hide her grin. when marco passed eli a napkin, she whispered *"he’s caring… like a tsundere…"* under her breath. one slow afternoon, marco jokingly called eli *"dumbass"* and sofia **violently** sucked in a gasp, slamming her cash register shut. eli blinked. "you good?" sofia nodded, sweating, already drafting the enemies-to-lovers au in her notes app. eventually, marco and eli got sick of her *"you two should carpool ;)"* comments and started deliberately boring her—marco loudly talked about his gf, eli made a show of being straight (badly). sofia took the hint, but not before texting a friend: *"tragedy. another bl couple ruined by heterosexuality."*

the end. 🫠

(story edit bc character name fuckup whoops) –BW

---

no forced happy ending, no moral—just awkward fujoshi behavior and two dudes who barely tolerate it. hope you like it!
write me a story about a fujoshi being weird about two gay men she works with
faye
#ai write a story

once upon a time in a dimly lit alleyway, a stray cat named soot watched the city breathe. neon signs flickered like dying stars. rain soaked the pavement, turning it into a mirror of the sky above.

soot wasn’t hungry—she’d already stolen half a fish from a careless vendor—but boredom nagged at her. so she followed the sound of distant music, winding through the labyrinth of fire escapes and dumpsters until she found its source: a basement club, humming like a beehive.

inside, a man in a ragged coat played piano with fingers that had seen better days. his song wasn’t happy or sad—just *alive*, in a way soot understood. she sauntered onto the stage, pupils wide in the low light, and curled up beside the piano’s leg. the man didn’t stop playing.

outside, the world kept turning. but under that flickering bulb, for a little while, neither of them were alone.

the end.
write a story
faye
pops
faye
mobile
faye
sucks so bad sometimes
faye
using keyboard autocorrect is making my text disappear and stop entering :/
anon
its crazy how bad cypro/spiro makes your headspace, I've been on bica for a couple months and I've managed to get off my SSRIs for a couple days with no issues
faye
dude ive been on spiro for like 5 years now
>>190058
faye
i need fucking bical soon or im gonna explode
faye
or at least get my balls cut off
>>190049
anon
>>190048
if you just want it but cheap then you can always bulk order it from madeinchina and create your own capsules, I think there's a guide on one of the HRT directories
faye
hmmmmm
faye
interesting..
faye
its stupid expensive if insurance doesnt cover it so like
faye
hrmmm
faye
Most doctors are also completely unwilling to prescribe bical I feel in the US
faye
for trans ppl
anon
nvm bump it up to $250 minimum
fujo
>>190059
damn.. so injections are like off the table, kinda?
fujo
i think you can get a prescription for cypionate but im not sure
faye
hm. yeah i mean im also in a pretty rural place right now so the people i see are only willing to prescribe me spiro
SadChan🍉🍉
PEOPLE SHOULD COME PLAY PALWORLDD DEDICATED PALWORLD SERVERRRR MAKE PALSSS LOVE PALSSS NAME THEM GLAYGLAY
>>190066
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190064
turns u into crochet cat
SadChan🍉🍉
NADIE
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#welcome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#libpol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
welcome to brainworm.surgery is so full of whimsy i can't compare it to libpol's jingle which while is good it's just too shy and doesn't dare to charm its listeners
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's like comparing Watchmen with its film adaptation
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan i hope you're having a great day
SadChan🍉🍉
mmmmm
SadChan🍉🍉
Id need like 2 more days of day to have a good day because of procrassssss tination
>>190079
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190081
#booru (can only upload local images) sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
omfgggg
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
904.png
::glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle insists upon themselves #8ball (signs point to yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
fujo
im sitting inside a starbucks, holy shit this place accumulates hipsters and pretentioous normies....
>>190090
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glasses look awesome on glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but yeah i mean tbf what did u expect... its starbucks. expensive sugar drinks that sometimes have a scoop of coffee
fujo
its all rich kids
fujo
like something about their appearance screams "i have rich parents and i never suffered"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
"my parents are rich"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yea
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its the same everywhere, that's their main target tbh
fujo
despite being relatively young, i feel old here
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how old are u
fujo
22
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ur not relatively young ur just young
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but yeah i mean the "i've never suffered and i'm rich" flavor some people have usually includes a strong "i'm also really immature" aftertaste
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i get what u mean when u say u feel old
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u should go get actual coffee tho..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i mean if u wanna get rid of that situation/feeling
fujo
i am only here for 2 reasons. a) wifi, b) i had a 10eur voucher
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
woah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok that's understandable i'd be going there if i was u
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or try to get 8 euros by selling that voucher to a friend or smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and then going to an actual cafe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fujo the best wormie
fujo
i have a friend who makes actual coffee
fujo
like shes a Hobbyist barista
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's so awesome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love coffee i wish i had a cafeteria its one of my silly dreams along with having a bookstore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but i mean if i was u i'd pay her for a coffee....... everything's better than starbucks tbh. first time i tried it was kinda disappointing
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what did u get there tho
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
pumpkin spice latte
fujo
latte macchiato and a panini with tomato and Mozzarella
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ohh
fujo
it ended up beinh prefisely 10eue
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
is it good
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like the whole thing
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
never tried starbucks panini
fujo
its edible
fujo
like not tge Best, but comparable to decent stuff you get at the typical slop Bakery at a train station
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i guess that's true
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
the bar is really low tho
>>190134
SadChan🍉🍉
funny short
fujo
>>190130
idk, theres just a certain base level of bakery goods around here, there's rarely anything thats much better or worse
Melonymous🍉
Osaka bin ladin
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay hello
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay HELLO
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hello sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay HI
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay your success is inevitable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay.
SadChan🍉🍉
#praise glayglay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
13564.jpg
::your success is inevitable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay.
>>190151
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190151
that's ebil
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay #botsay #glesay your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay.
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play how to boil chicken simple
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay #botsay #glesay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay #botsay #glesay hi
fujo
twain is late again ;w;
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
fujo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fujo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i need to know ur opinion on something
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fujo i need to know ur opinion on this
>>190165
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
do you approve this behavior
>>190168
SadChan🍉🍉
nadie
SadChan🍉🍉
funny video

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