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na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay its so cold but my bed is so cozy i dont wanna get up
shrimp
#ksay hi nadie
shrimp
stay in the warm cozy bed
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
>>189973
#booru (unknown booru upload error) okay yay <3
shrimp
im going to kill the internet
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay im going to kill the internet
shrimp
same
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189983
woah. banger...
anon
#ai how closely related are horses and zebras and what is their relation to each other?

horses and zebras are closely related—they're both part of the genus *equus*. zebras split off from the common ancestor they shared with horses and donkeys around 4-4.5 million years ago. they can interbreed (like zonkeys or zorses), but the offspring are usually sterile. basically zebras are like the edgy stripy cousins of horses. how closely related are horses and zebras and what is their relation to each other?
anon
did my post get eaten
shrimp
no
anon
wtf i typed into the text box and pressed enter and then disappeared...
shrimp
the right but i am masc
anon
i sort of embraced the masc but everytime i look at a tranny in feminine clothing there's like a sense of longing and i beat myself up for not learning how to do that stuff correctly
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
why are all of us on the right (im masc too tho)
>>189996
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>189996
#true
shrimp
i can dress myself i just choose to dress like on the right
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i cant dress myself so i choose to dress like on the right
shrimp
duality
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimple as that
shrimp
#ksay nadie
shrimp
#ksay nadiele as that
shrimp
very cute
shrimp
hehe
anon
Gonna play planetside a while, while I split screen watch some videos.
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>190014
#goated
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i wish cows were real
anon
#ksay moo
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay moo
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
The Skate's physiology predicted the B2 Stealth bomber
shrimp
it SNOWED
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play Gastel AC-130
anon
>>190021
cow trapped in a cats body
anon
are there any good 4chan generals left, I haven't used 4chan in years bc of racism, crab bucket mentality type stuff. Did things ever get better?
>>190028
shrimp
nope
fujo
im sick :(
faye
shimp
fujo
shimp..
fujo
#ai write me a 4chan greentext
>be me, straight guy

>be me, straight guy

>friends invite me to a party, say it's gonna be wild
>get there, it's just me and 7 gay dudes
>mfw it's an intervention to turn me
>start chugging beers to cope
>one of them sits on my lap and whispers "you look tense"
>accidentally drop bottle in shock, glass everywhere
>panic and say "that's my cue to leave"
>they block the door singing "it's raining men"
>climb out window, fall into bush
>hear one yell "he's bicurious!" as i sprint into the night
>never leave my room again write me a 4chan greentext
fujo
that's not realistic, it'd derail into yaoi-esque stories
shrimp
#ai write me a yaoi-esque 4chan greentext
>be me, straight guy

here's a quick one:

>be me, supposed "straight" guy
>college dorm, roommate's this lean gymbro
>always walking around shirtless, claims it's "too hot"
>one night, hear weird noise from his bed
>peek over, dumbass dropped his phone
>lean down to grab it for him, our faces way too close
>he smirks, "thanks... handsome"
>voice cracks saying "np"
>next week, conspicuously learning yoga poses shirtless near his weights
>he "helps adjust my form"—hands on my hips, breath on my neck
> mfw suddenly not so straight
> mfw we "study" together every night now write me a yaoi-esque 4chan greentext
shrimp
not good
faye
#ai write me a story about a fujoshi being weird about two gay men she works with

here’s a short one:

sofia worked at a tiny cafe, and her two coworkers, marco and eli, were just trying to do their jobs—but sofia had other ideas. every time they exchanged a glance, she’d pretend to tie her shoe to hide her grin. when marco passed eli a napkin, she whispered *"he’s caring… like a tsundere…"* under her breath. one slow afternoon, marco jokingly called eli *"dumbass"* and sofia **violently** sucked in a gasp, slamming her cash register shut. eli blinked. "you good?" sofia nodded, sweating, already drafting the enemies-to-lovers au in her notes app. eventually, marco and eli got sick of her *"you two should carpool ;)"* comments and started deliberately boring her—marco loudly talked about his gf, eli made a show of being straight (badly). sofia took the hint, but not before texting a friend: *"tragedy. another bl couple ruined by heterosexuality."*

the end. 🫠

(story edit bc character name fuckup whoops) –BW

---

no forced happy ending, no moral—just awkward fujoshi behavior and two dudes who barely tolerate it. hope you like it! write me a story about a fujoshi being weird about two gay men she works with
faye
#ai write a story

once upon a time in a dimly lit alleyway, a stray cat named soot watched the city breathe. neon signs flickered like dying stars. rain soaked the pavement, turning it into a mirror of the sky above.

soot wasn’t hungry—she’d already stolen half a fish from a careless vendor—but boredom nagged at her. so she followed the sound of distant music, winding through the labyrinth of fire escapes and dumpsters until she found its source: a basement club, humming like a beehive.

inside, a man in a ragged coat played piano with fingers that had seen better days. his song wasn’t happy or sad—just *alive*, in a way soot understood. she sauntered onto the stage, pupils wide in the low light, and curled up beside the piano’s leg. the man didn’t stop playing.

outside, the world kept turning. but under that flickering bulb, for a little while, neither of them were alone.

the end. write a story
faye
pops
faye
mobile
faye
sucks so bad sometimes
faye
using keyboard autocorrect is making my text disappear and stop entering :/
anon
its crazy how bad cypro/spiro makes your headspace, I've been on bica for a couple months and I've managed to get off my SSRIs for a couple days with no issues
faye
dude ive been on spiro for like 5 years now
>>190058
faye
i need fucking bical soon or im gonna explode
faye
or at least get my balls cut off
>>190049
anon
>>190048
if you just want it but cheap then you can always bulk order it from madeinchina and create your own capsules, I think there's a guide on one of the HRT directories
faye
hmmmmm
faye
interesting..
faye
its stupid expensive if insurance doesnt cover it so like
faye
hrmmm
faye
Most doctors are also completely unwilling to prescribe bical I feel in the US
faye
for trans ppl
anon
nvm bump it up to $250 minimum
fujo
>>190059
damn.. so injections are like off the table, kinda?
fujo
i think you can get a prescription for cypionate but im not sure
faye
hm. yeah i mean im also in a pretty rural place right now so the people i see are only willing to prescribe me spiro
SadChan🍉🍉
PEOPLE SHOULD COME PLAY PALWORLDD DEDICATED PALWORLD SERVERRRR MAKE PALSSS LOVE PALSSS NAME THEM GLAYGLAY
>>190066
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190064
turns u into crochet cat
SadChan🍉🍉
NADIE
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#welcome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#libpol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
welcome to brainworm.surgery is so full of whimsy i can't compare it to libpol's jingle which while is good it's just too shy and doesn't dare to charm its listeners
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's like comparing Watchmen with its film adaptation
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan i hope you're having a great day
SadChan🍉🍉
mmmmm
SadChan🍉🍉
Id need like 2 more days of day to have a good day because of procrassssss tination
>>190079
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190081
#booru (can only upload local images) sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
omfgggg
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
904.png
::glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle insists upon themselves #8ball (signs point to yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
fujo
im sitting inside a starbucks, holy shit this place accumulates hipsters and pretentioous normies....
>>190090
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glasses look awesome on glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but yeah i mean tbf what did u expect... its starbucks. expensive sugar drinks that sometimes have a scoop of coffee
fujo
its all rich kids
fujo
like something about their appearance screams "i have rich parents and i never suffered"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
"my parents are rich"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yea
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its the same everywhere, that's their main target tbh
fujo
despite being relatively young, i feel old here
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how old are u
fujo
22
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ur not relatively young ur just young
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but yeah i mean the "i've never suffered and i'm rich" flavor some people have usually includes a strong "i'm also really immature" aftertaste
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i get what u mean when u say u feel old
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u should go get actual coffee tho..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i mean if u wanna get rid of that situation/feeling
fujo
i am only here for 2 reasons. a) wifi, b) i had a 10eur voucher
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
woah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok that's understandable i'd be going there if i was u
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or try to get 8 euros by selling that voucher to a friend or smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and then going to an actual cafe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fujo the best wormie
fujo
i have a friend who makes actual coffee
fujo
like shes a Hobbyist barista
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's so awesome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love coffee i wish i had a cafeteria its one of my silly dreams along with having a bookstore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but i mean if i was u i'd pay her for a coffee....... everything's better than starbucks tbh. first time i tried it was kinda disappointing
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what did u get there tho
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
pumpkin spice latte
fujo
latte macchiato and a panini with tomato and Mozzarella
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ohh
fujo
it ended up beinh prefisely 10eue
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
is it good
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like the whole thing
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
never tried starbucks panini
fujo
its edible
fujo
like not tge Best, but comparable to decent stuff you get at the typical slop Bakery at a train station
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i guess that's true
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
the bar is really low tho
>>190134
SadChan🍉🍉
funny short
fujo
>>190130
idk, theres just a certain base level of bakery goods around here, there's rarely anything thats much better or worse
Melonymous🍉
Osaka bin ladin
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay hello
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay HELLO
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hello sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay HI
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay your success is inevitable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay.
SadChan🍉🍉
#praise glayglay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
13564.jpg
::your success is inevitable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay.
>>190151
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190151
that's ebil
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay #botsay #glesay your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay. your success is inevitable. prayse glayglay.
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play how to boil chicken simple
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay #botsay #glesay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #say #usay #botsay #glesay hi
fujo
twain is late again ;w;
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
fujo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fujo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i need to know ur opinion on something
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fujo i need to know ur opinion on this
>>190165
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
do you approve this behavior
>>190168
SadChan🍉🍉
nadie
SadChan🍉🍉
funny video
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is that you
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
that ai image...
SadChan🍉🍉
has a horrible monster mouthg
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190173
#source (image has no source image)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bein rude never felt so goode
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::ebil
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is that a swastika on her arm..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's so ebil..
Melonymous🍉
woah i can't believe a swastika got posted on a site that has "pol" in its name
Melonymous🍉
jokes aside it's 2025 can we stop pretending that racism is le random edgy and wacky
>>190189
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi melonymous
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190187
bury ebil is ebil
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm not surprised she has a swastika
anon
see ya chat!!! I'm back at school today : D : D :D
SadChan🍉🍉
enjoy schoool :D
anon
real going outside hours
anon
I had a banan for breakfast
anon
ok that's all my exciting stuff
anon
ooooh!
anon
but sadchan!!!! did you answer the texts about the ADHD psychiatrists??????????????
SadChan🍉🍉
o.o
SadChan🍉🍉
ill call RIGHT NOW
anon
YEAHHHHH!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
ty 4 reminding me...
anon
^~^
anon
I'm going to check back and hear the news hype hype hype
anon
I actually took my ADHD meds today too because I got up early enough
>>190212
anon
haven't achieved anything yet tho we'll see
faye
#ksay transgender dogs are ruining my life
>>190216
anon
^^
no.17
>>190192
snapchatting military communications to my fellow us govt officials so the russians don't see it (messages expire so cannot be read)
no.17
>>190213
would it really be worth it to surround urself in cis dogs. think of the consequences
>>190239
anon
saaaaddddd channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the twitter has been hired by elon musk to stop you from getting adhd meds
>>190222
no.17
>>190217
nono i mean the content of the twitter post is embarrassing, u can click it and still view
idk why the twitter embed is brokey but maybe it's for the best
stupid dipshits are everywhere and there's no reason to subject urself to them without good reason
>>190224
no.17
>>190218
it's true musk was tweeting about stopping sadchan getting adhd meds yesterday
don't let him win sadchan
anon
He's purposefully manipulating hte algorithm just to try to hold her back
SadChan🍉🍉
>>190219
anyone who stans musk is like....
SadChan🍉🍉
T_T
SadChan🍉🍉
ewwwwww
anon
she's our strongest worm fighting our hardest battles
anon
oooooooohhhhhhhhh
SadChan🍉🍉
ALSO IF ANYONE HAS PALWORL
anon
oh do you have ur information and alllll??
>>190233
SadChan🍉🍉
JOIN MY DEDICATED PALWORL SERVER
SadChan🍉🍉
i got all my ducks in a row
anon
:sunglasses:
SadChan🍉🍉
i was just waiting 2 do it fo rthe weekend 2 be over
anon
zamn
anon
nice!!!
anon
I'm using this site in public feelsgood
anon
honestly I stand by it
anon
>>190239
I never said I wasn't enjoying YOU!!!! (can I pet ur dogs?)
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
hewwo wormies
anon
lori lori lori lori lori lori
>>190246
anon
:3
anon
waow lori is tapped in
no.17
>>190250
she knew we would be hear to watch it...
anon
:o
anon
did you see lori??? sadchan is on the phone right now with the psychiatrist scheduler to get adhd meds
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wish contrapoints was real..
>>190257
anon
#ksay glungle
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
conspiracy theories are fun
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
she looks so passing now. is this really all it takes. making almost 3 hours long nothingburgers
>>190270
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
a
faye
i am getting so much better at doing my eyeliner
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wonder if contrapoints knows glegle
anon
:>
faye
fuck yeah
anon
ooooh
anon
#ai why is eyeliner good? what does it achieve?

eyeliner makes your eyes pop by emphasizing their shape. it can add sharpness, depth, or even a smudgy, effortless vibe depending on how you apply it. works for definition, drama, or just enhancing natural eye contours. also fun to experiment with different styles, like winged, tightlined, or even graphic looks. why is eyeliner good? what does it achieve?
anon
we should all become surgeons and bankers
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
>>190260
yeah if u manage to get a decent money off of yt, we can afford surgery
faye
yeah i mean passing for the most part is kind of like. a wealth thing
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
we should steal a bank and give the money to a surgeon and then you'd be impossible to find because ur face would be all different and they'd arrest the surgeon
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
i'm gonna build a secret society of trans woman around the world.
>>190276>>190318
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190273
but that's already a thing. its called libpol.org...
>>190281
anon
: O
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
>>190276
thats the birtual place
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
your success is inevitable. praise marsha
anon
>>190282
yes yes it says in the sign ; )
anon
PRAISE marsha
anon
Once you're a level 2 member you get a mixer
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise marsha
anon
your success is inevitable. praise marsha
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
mammon is at the top
anon
that can be our secret sign and countersign to let people in
>>190292
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
not a good sign
faye
i fucking HATE having hooded eyes it makes eye makeup so difficult
>>190317
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't do makeup at all. should i give it a try. i have hooded eyes too
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and droopy eyes too
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
>>190278
the rule is that everyone here is a girl until proven otherwise
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
my eyes are like /.\
faye
basically yes
faye
and me too mine are hooded and downturned
anon
look up silly
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
negative canthal tilt?
faye
yeah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh same
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
people always say i have a sad stare
faye
yeah its like that
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ykwim
faye
its kind of fun accentuating the downturned look sometimes
>>190313
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
yeah jfk is a cutie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
jfk was a disguised puppygirl and her murderer was her cisfem ex-gf who was a chaser
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
pizzzagate LMAO
>>190314
SadChan🍉🍉
wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
contra made a pizzagate video???????????????
SadChan🍉🍉
i just want to be aprt of a secret club :)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hi sadchan
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
>>190318
sure sadie, we will be part of the inner circle
SadChan🍉🍉
yay
SadChan🍉🍉
yay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hi sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay hi nadie
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay hi
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi
anon
yooooooooooooo : D :D :D :D was the call good?
anon
lori is so nice
SadChan🍉🍉
3
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i mean idk my eyes are weird not necessary negative canthal tilt but could be way better and i have hooded eyes anyways
anon
you look great nadie!
anon
she looks like a librarian or computer programmer mbe
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
>>190333
look at this girl staring at u
SadChan🍉🍉
>>190342
wierd u keep saying u are a boy and u look like that...?
no.17
i control the moon
anon
cute phd student
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
>>190341
she is being a tsuntsun
anon
academic vibes
SadChan🍉🍉
me forcing boymoders to pick a side in the gender binary
>>190350
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>190348
i'd choose being a boy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
if they ever make a med to treat gender dysphoria i'm taking it ipso facto i really want to be a boy i don't even tell people i kiss that i'm a tranny
SadChan🍉🍉
yea me 2
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
\~ gladiator woman shield and sword muscular heroine glowing heroicly
>>190362>>190354
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
she's naked
SadChan🍉🍉
>>190354
i looked its already blurred
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
...
SadChan🍉🍉
her boobs look better than mine
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
fuck it leave it there mods, if we can have shirtless dude we should keep shirtless woman
>>190374
SadChan🍉🍉
ill post them so u can compare
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's gone...
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
nooooo
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
erase the man
🍓🍓🍓!nIOh.loris
mods are kings and queens
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love that video they're so cute i love this type of fagslop
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wonder if marsha would approve it
anon
Marsha is in our hearts now
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