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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
did u know ur success is inevitable...
SadChan🍉🍉
noooo
SadChan🍉🍉
im going to explode AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont like berry pink im sry
>>195030
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont like ebil red either
>>195033
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
SHRIMP
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
THAT WAS A SHRIMP
anon
\berypink and beryreds cousin berypurple
anon
\berypurple
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WAS THIS VIDEO MADE BY SHRIMP??????????? #8ball (nah)
anon
\posture check
anon
aww none of my images are working :(
>>195042
anon
Simspons
fujo
samsungs
fujo
\= the simpsons but its samsung
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don''t like this video cus it was made by a passoid which means everyone calling her a man is just delusional
>>195048
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i am going to be today
anon
I hate the red one who is always so rude all the time
>>195052
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm literally bury ebil
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
LOVE THIS ANIMALS

THE SHIMP
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195059
is this real
shrimp
yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh my goodness
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yesterday BCNR posted a new song and i listened to it immediately because i'm happy they're releasing the new album in a week
anon
#ksay rut beer rut beer rut beer chugging rut beer
anon
#ksay a
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay ts pmo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play ts pmo
>>195069
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't think i fw this video
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195069
i didn't know what was gonna happen
anon
#smartai how would you react if a deer approached you and handed you a cup of rut beer?

If a cervid—specifically, a member of the *Odocoileus* genus—were to approach me with an offering of fermented malt beverage derived from its own rutting-season secretions (colloquially referred to as "rut beer"), my reaction would be governed by both biological skepticism and anthropological curiosity.

First, I would recognize this as a physiologically implausible scenario: deer lack the manual dexterity required for object manipulation (due to their unguligrade locomotion and absence of opposable digits) and do not possess the enzymatic pathways necessary for ethanol fermentation in their glandular excretions. Thus, such an event would either indicate:
1. A profound zoological anomaly warranting immediate peer-reviewed study.
2. An elaborate hallucination induced by mycotoxins (e.g., muscimol from *Amanita muscaria*).
3. Performance art or augmented reality intervention.

Assuming veracity through rigorous sensory cross-checking, I'd analyze the liquid spectroscopically before consumption—given that cervid pheromones like methyl-4-methylpentanoate are known irritants—while documenting the interaction for publication in *Nature Communications*. The act itself suggests advanced interspecies communication, potentially redefining our understanding of animal cognition and culture formation beyond tool use in corvids or cetaceans.

Would you accept? Ethically problematic without Institutional Animal Care approval; pragmatically speaking though... *pro bono scientia*, one might risk a sip under controlled conditions while wearing PPE.
how would you react if a deer approached you and handed you a cup of rut beer?
anon
rutting season secretions i can't stop laughing lmao
anon
Wow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why is she giving transbian
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play ana-quiz.tofugu.com/
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wait no
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (video skipped)
anon
blended bread
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i blend bread
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
everyday
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they even call me the bread blender
shrimp
camn you blend some bread for me ms bread blender
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
of course i can shrimp especially for u
shrimp
yipppeee
anon
#smartai what if root beer doesn't actually exist, and it really is rut beer, and it's made from rutting-season secretions?

Ah, an intriguing—if rather fanciful—hypothesis! While the etymology of "root beer" is well-documented (derived from its original preparation using sassafras root and other botanical ingredients), your suggestion of "rut beer" being derived from rutting-season secretions ventures into speculative biology and linguistic folklore.

From a scientific standpoint:
1. **Rutting Secretions** – Many mammals produce pheromones during mating seasons (e.g., deer, goats), but these compounds are not traditionally used in fermentation or beverage production due to their strong, often unpleasant odors (think musk glands) and lack of palatability.
2. **Brewing Feasibility** – Beer requires fermentable sugars, yeast metabolism, and controlled microbial processes; animal-derived secretions would likely introduce proteins/fats that spoil rather than ferment cleanly. Historical fermented beverages overwhelmingly rely on plant matter (barley, hops) or fruits/honey—not glandular excretions.

Linguistically:
- The term *"root beer"* first appeared in 19th-century America as part of the temperance movement’s herbal alternatives to alcoholic drinks ("small beers"). There’s no evidence of *“rut”* ever being substituted phonetically or otherwise in brewing lexicons across cultures/time periods.

Biochemically Unlikely:
Even if one attempted such a brew:
- Pheromonal compounds like androstenone (found in boar saliva/pig musk) are notoriously foul-smelling at concentrations detectable by humans.
- Steroidal secretions degrade rapidly under heat/fermentation conditions without contributing desirable flavors.

Verdict? A creative thought experiment! But empirically speaking (*and thankfully for our taste buds*), root beer remains firmly rooted in botany—not biology’s ruttier pursuits.
what if root beer doesn't actually exist, and it really is rut beer, and it's made from rutting-season secretions?
>>195091
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm also the guanciale cutter
anon
>>195091
oh turns out rutting secretions werent exactly what i thought... maybe... idk google told me this...
"During rutting season, male deer (bucks) exhibit increased aggression and sexual activity, and they release secretions from glands on their foreheads and around their eyes, as well as sweat glands on their legs, to mark territory and attract mates"
>>195273>>195094
shrimp
i wish someone would shred me and give me an ice bath
>>195096
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195095
i can blend some bread for u if that's enough
shrimp
if its you doing it its enough
>>195098
anon
>>195094
so many rutting season secretions really are what they sound like lol
>>195103
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195099
#ksay shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195100
#8ball (no)
anon
Sorry
shrimp
AH
shrimp
KILL IT
shrimp
KILL IT
shrimp
KILL IT
anon
I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable shrimp!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
can i pet that dawg
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
can i blend that bread
anon
but it's a very cool animal.
anon
#ai are giant centipedes able to run as fast as regular sized centipedes??

giant centipedes are actually faster in absolute terms but proportionally they move at a similar speed to smaller ones. their longer legs let them cover more ground but the stride frequency isn’t that different. the real killer is how freaky fast they are for their size—like a housecat sprinting at you but way more legs. nightmare material either way.
are giant centipedes able to run as fast as regular sized centipedes??
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i want one now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
look polite actually
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
we shouldn't judge a book by its cover...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i actually think a good way to see a person's true colors is the way they react to insects
anon
the giant centipede seems pretty chill ackshully
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
if they kill insects i think its kinda fucked up...
>>195275
anon
>>195127
oh sorry was gonna say my brother killed insects similar to what the greys in fire in the sky do to humans, ie slowly torturing them to death, pulling off segments of limbs, impaling them to the wall but in a way that only slowly kills them, salt on snails, magnifying glases on ants stuff like that, one of my earleist childhood memories
>>195128>>195127
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195124
they're just like me fr..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
(fond of water)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195123
that's so fucked up...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
when i was a kid i was like that tho so i think its reasonable but once you get old enough if u keep doing it is kinda messed up
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i now can't even kill spiders even if they make me feel awkward
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i once had a huge argument cus a girl wanted to kill a spider instead of just putting them on a piece of paper and letting them escape
>>195274
anon
I generally only kill spiders if theyre in my bedroom or the bathroom or in a car with me
>>195135
anon
i feel bad about killing spiders in spaces i can easily avoid them though, its just my fear of a spider ambushing me basically, but i try to respect them outside of my tiny territory in my bedroom
anon
when i was very little we had a bad bug infestation but i would pet the bugs and call them my friends instead
anon
unlike som people I only consider my bedroom my territory, not some massive huge clusterfuck of a place
>>195138
anon
>>195135
i hear spiders prevent worse things from showing up unless its like a brown recluse or something... if i had a special non fatal vacuum specialized for spiders i would probably use it to get htem out of my bedroom
>>195139
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195136
u still shouldn't kill spiders..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195137
>unless its like a brown recluse
that's racist anon..
>>195140
anon
>>195139
they have really bad poison that makes limbs rot off lol
anon
necrotic bite
anon
#ai what do we know about brown recluse poison and what spiders can cause necrosis?

their venom has a mix of enzymes that can damage skin, leading to necrosis in rare cases. brown recluses (loxosceles) are the main cause, found mostly in the us. other loxosceles species in south america can too, but reports are inconsistent. necrosis is uncommon even with recluse bites—most don't get severe symptoms. misdiagnosis happens a lot, so verified bite cases are rare. other spiders like hobo spiders were once blamed but research doesn’t strongly support necrosis from them. if necrosis happens, it’s probably a recluse unless proven otherwise.
what do we know about brown recluse poison and what spiders can cause necrosis?
SadChan🍉🍉
>>195135
i always put the spider in the corner so it can make a web :3
>>195145
SadChan🍉🍉
i have a bunch of webs under my bed hehe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195143
bury nice sadchan #kiss
anon
I dont know whats scarier, camel spiders, or people being so driven to invade somewhere they still invade that place even tho it has camel spiders
>>195149
SadChan🍉🍉
>>195147
camel spiders are harmless other than a painful bite. no venom and run away from peopel :3
>>195152
SadChan🍉🍉
>>195148
this guy is kind of hot for some reason
anon
>>195149
they only sound mentally dangerous, tho im not sure when they chase people and when they run away
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195151
he''s lowkey a lolcow because he gets triggered easily on twitch
SadChan🍉🍉
he talks too fast
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play y esos auris de virgo momo
SadChan🍉🍉
he talks 2 fast
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he talks normal
SadChan🍉🍉
did he say bagota is shitty?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he didn't say bagota
SadChan🍉🍉
HE TALKS 2 FAST
>>195165
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195163
he talks normal!
SadChan🍉🍉
IS HE CILEAN?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no he's argentinean
SadChan🍉🍉
all my spanish friends who are like central american or columbian say chileans talk 2 fast
SadChan🍉🍉
it seems like a racism
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no we talk normal
SadChan🍉🍉
:O
shrimp
other central americans just talk slow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
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SadChan🍉🍉
lets see
SadChan🍉🍉
im interested
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan what accent do u have and where would it be in a tierlist of this type
SadChan🍉🍉
noreastern american english
SadChan🍉🍉
pretty low
SadChan🍉🍉
I have a pretty easy "default" sounding type of american english
shrimp
i dont have an accent
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes u do
shrimp
nope
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
SadChan🍉🍉
shrimp speaks the same kind of generic continental north american english I do
>>195188
shrimp
i talk normally
SadChan🍉🍉
nort american
SadChan🍉🍉
for da nort
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
she's C-D tier
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
Sofía Vergara
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
she's from Barranquilla
shrimp
its not north american
shrimp
we have different english
shrimp
my english is more similar to uk
shrimp
like we spell colour colour u spell it color u weirdos
SadChan🍉🍉
yea but ur accent is almost the same as mine
SadChan🍉🍉
never even heard u say Eh
SadChan🍉🍉
yea thats what I mean
SadChan🍉🍉
we have a very "default" north american english accent
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont even have a bronx/ NY accent :(
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
maybe shrimp has a
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegleian accent
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
derrickian
SadChan🍉🍉
I started this meme im so proud
shrimp
youve never even heard me speak
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok Puerto Rico is like A tier or if u gonna put Puerto Rico in S tier u gotta put Cuba in A tier because while Cuban accent is peculiar its really understandable
SadChan🍉🍉
i can understand peurto rican okay ive talked to A LOT of puerto rican because im in NYC
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
problem with Puerto Rico is that's so culturally dominated by America they don't speak plain spanish and use a lot of english-based words
SadChan🍉🍉
HE SAYIN CHILEAN IS HARD SEE
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it isn't
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's just a bit tricky
SadChan🍉🍉
THATS THE SAME THING
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no it isn't
SadChan🍉🍉
NABBEUHH
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
B tier
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
B tier
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>195224
not a native speaker
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love Messi he's the goat
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont know anything about soccer
SadChan🍉🍉
whats the difference between messi and christiano ronaldo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
messi is autistic and funny and christiano ronaldo is normie-coded
SadChan🍉🍉
ooo i like her accent
SadChan🍉🍉
uragay sounds nice
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sound like chilean but slow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
uruguay sound just like argentinean spanish
SadChan🍉🍉
uragay has a nice accent
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they're a small country next to the River Plate
SadChan🍉🍉
u r a gay accent
SadChan🍉🍉
uragay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
uragay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
peruvian accent is a meme
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok so
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the problem with these tierlists really is that they're very centralists and rely only in the bigger cities accents
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
none of these countries have, like, ONE accent, and they can be very particular and unfamiliar when u compare them to the ones from their capital city
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like Peruvian spanish is at the bottom here but they have VERY weird accents
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like this guy's from Perú
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this is understandable for the guy from the previous video
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like its a whole another level and everyone talk like that, like, 800km away from Lima
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
down south
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
same with chilean spanish, the most standard accent we have is the one from Santiago but if u go deep south or to the northern cities our accents change a lot. people can tell i'm not from Santiago because i was born and raised like 2000km away
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
playing random slop now
SadChan🍉🍉
HSTS have a different life :<
SadChan🍉🍉
feel better
shrimp
its ok its not ur fault
shrimp
idk if i am yet
shrimp
but im feelin a lil queezy
>>195270
shrimp
and my sister is definitely sick so its possible i caught what she has
SadChan🍉🍉
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I found a shiny but hes level 60 and if I tried to enslave him he would smoke me frfr no cap
>>195271
SadChan🍉🍉
>>195267
i give u medicine here u go
bomomomous
>>195012
ugh yeah but I try to put lotions on really thin and not feel it as much. my friend has pine scented lotion I would like some.
bomomomous
>>195092 mice also excrete from their tears and genitalia and females abort if they’re around another male’s secretions so they don’t just get eaten
bomomomous
>>195131
that’s really nice I always take spiders out too they’re very useful creatures and its nice not to kill but I doubt bugs feel much happiness, I think it’s wise. to kill anything which could cause problems quickly such as mice chewing on wires or moths in the pantry
bomomomous
#itsover (220)
bomomomous
>>195231
my favorite teacher in school had. the bird flag in his room! Colombia I think
>>195278
-0.088% boogery!boymodewng
try again
>>195282
😻!nIOh.loris
sedfrthdsertyhujk,
😻!nIOh.loris
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay loris
anon
im inventing a new phrase its called "the corner of my ear" its kind of like "i saw it out of the corner of my eye" except for hearing. like if you barely hear something just a tiny bit you could say "i hear that out of the corner of my ear"
>>195305
anon
what do you think wormies
anon
feel free to use it ^-^ free phrase for anybody
anon
i felt it out of the corner of my hand
anon
i smelled it out of the corner of my nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay glungle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay glehglay
anon
he looks like ron pearlman
bomomomous
waow
bomomomous
>>195289
I want to make my own contribution by making it like ‘the murmur of my ear’ to change the words more while keeping the Rythem and capture the sense of sounds you can’t place but also it’s worse than yours lol
bomomomous
I guess a better sounding phrase was in the corner of my ear xD
anon
thought it at the bottom of my brain
anon
why is there a correlation between white rich passoids and living in a house with someone who collects 1960s mid century modernist furniture
anon## admin
what do you all think of discord desktop's new redesign (on dark theme)?

how do you like it in comparison to our site's design/theme
anon## admin
>>195313
what do you think of our website's design/colors
anon
i think color-wise its good, the color schemes on discord is not the issue i have with it
>>195319
anon
i do like the design of this website, its simple and of course reminiscent of chan board design
anon
plus it has glegle
anon
>>195315
discord adding the title bar at the top is especially annoying to me. needlessly lengthens it sacrificing space for other elements just to display redundant information
>>195320
anon## admin
very unnecessary
anon
same with the floating voice panel which again sacrifices space for no real benefit aside from giving icons slightly more room to breathe (just by adding dead space)
anon## admin
do you have any ideas for how we can get more users
anon
hmm
anon
idk i joined a long time ago when advertising on tttt was like the most common way to get new members
anon## admin
yeah that's how we got most of our users
anon
you can just say you're sam.
anon
silly
anon## admin
ok. im sam
anon
not you
anon## admin
oh...
anon
there are two anons now
anon
yeah one of them is annon
samwich
mhm
anonymouse
ever since you switched the names to anon instead of anonymous i cant use this name!!
>>195337
samwich
but thats not really a practical means of getting new members ofc since every self ad results in a ban
sam## sam
well you could be anone
anonymouse
wow its sam
anonymouse
yeah but its less conspicuous
admin## sam
i guess so
anonymouse
cause like.. back then it was only ppl who paid attention would know it was me.. and i mean i didnt really try n hide it cause my typing style was very recognizable
samwich
i kinda like the anon ngl its cute
anonymouse
its cute
anonymouse
yea
sam## admin
it was one of our other admins' ideas to change it to anon but yeah it's probably a good change
anonymouse
grr but i HATE change.
>>195349
sam## admin
i could make it board-customizable i guess but don't know if it's worth adding
samwich
>>195347
the united states mint, who regularly loses money minting small coins:
>>195351
sam## admin
it fits the lowercase aesthetic of the rest of the page
anonymouse
yk
anon## admin
i LOVE change
samwich
be ebil all the time grrr
anonymouse
#buryshoe
anonymouse
GLE SHOE
anonymouse
waow.. innovative !!
anonymouse
same
samwich
same
samwich
i want to get a mid 90s mac quadra of some sort to mess around with so bade
anonymouse
#this (underrated)
anonymouse
does the oracle still hate me, #oracle () ?
anon## admin
#that
anonymouse
IM FREE
anonymouse
or are tyhey saying yes tey do
anonymouse
#oracle ()
anonymouse
wow
anonymouse
its over! ive won
anonymouse
and here i thought opworm placed a curse on me.. #oracle ()
samwich
#oracle ()
anonymouse
fuck.
anonymouse
#oracle ()
anonymouse
FUCK
anonymouse
i shouldnt have opened my mouth. #oracle ()
anonymouse
hmmm..
anon## admin
oh it failed to detect the duplicate
anon## admin
oh well
anonymouse
ah
anonymouse
yay
anon## admin
hmm the duplicate detection is failing
anon## admin
it shows up in the sidebar
anonymouse
i did!!
anonymouse
i dont understand..
anon## admin
i'll fix it eventually
anonymouse
ohhh i see it now
anonymouse
me when im Alexander the warrior jar:
samwich
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oh also. the members list has an indent but it just ends up looking center aligned and i hate it
fujo
<3
samwich
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OKAY im sorry cream cheese and olive sandwich i wont ask anymore :/
samwich
best i can think of for getting new members rn is to see if theyll let you advertise in the frengen discord
samwich
even with the effort to expand to other communities the nature of the website is just very intertwined with image board culture as a whole.... i feel like it may be difficult to separate from that without rebuilding the site from the ground up
samwich
which is not what im suggesting, to be clear
anon
oh no he does not look happy I was expecting happy obama
samwich
>>195415
obama waiting outside the door for the power to go out so he can jumpscare you
anon
he has the "there is no such thing as a coincidence" eyes
fujo
is it weird that i cannot like, get coherent thoughts about the discord redesign because i view it as like, crapware i never liked to begin with, so im just like "throw whatever u have at me, ill despise using it anyway"?
fujo
>>195421
i dont rlly use discord when i can avoid it. also i dont trust zoomeresque third party clients for chats
anon
why would you not trust an open source app but trust corporate shitware
>>195425
fujo
>>195423
Discord is not open source.

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