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I hate the red one who is always so rude all the time

>>195049↪
this is crazy

>>195055↪
they are a bee today

yes

#ksay rut beer rut beer rut beer chugging rut beer

#ksay a

>>195067↪
this is so gud nadie

#smartai how would you react if a deer approached you and handed you a cup of rut beer?

If a cervid—specifically, a member of the *Odocoileus* genus—were to approach me with an offering of fermented malt beverage derived from its own rutting-season secretions (colloquially referred to as "rut beer"), my reaction would be governed by both biological skepticism and anthropological curiosity.

First, I would recognize this as a physiologically implausible scenario: deer lack the manual dexterity required for object manipulation (due to their unguligrade locomotion and absence of opposable digits) and do not possess the enzymatic pathways necessary for ethanol fermentation in their glandular excretions. Thus, such an event would either indicate:
1. A profound zoological anomaly warranting immediate peer-reviewed study.
2. An elaborate hallucination induced by mycotoxins (e.g., muscimol from *Amanita muscaria*).
3. Performance art or augmented reality intervention.

Assuming veracity through rigorous sensory cross-checking, I'd analyze the liquid spectroscopically before consumption—given that cervid pheromones like methyl-4-methylpentanoate are known irritants—while documenting the interaction for publication in *Nature Communications*. The act itself suggests advanced interspecies communication, potentially redefining our understanding of animal cognition and culture formation beyond tool use in corvids or cetaceans.

Would you accept? Ethically problematic without Institutional Animal Care approval; pragmatically speaking though... *pro bono scientia*, one might risk a sip under controlled conditions while wearing PPE. how would you react if a deer approached you and handed you a cup of rut beer?

rutting season secretions i can't stop laughing lmao

Wow

blended bread

camn you blend some bread for me ms bread blender

yipppeee

#smartai what if root beer doesn't actually exist, and it really is rut beer, and it's made from rutting-season secretions?

Ah, an intriguing—if rather fanciful—hypothesis! While the etymology of "root beer" is well-documented (derived from its original preparation using sassafras root and other botanical ingredients), your suggestion of "rut beer" being derived from rutting-season secretions ventures into speculative biology and linguistic folklore.

From a scientific standpoint:
1. **Rutting Secretions** – Many mammals produce pheromones during mating seasons (e.g., deer, goats), but these compounds are not traditionally used in fermentation or beverage production due to their strong, often unpleasant odors (think musk glands) and lack of palatability.
2. **Brewing Feasibility** – Beer requires fermentable sugars, yeast metabolism, and controlled microbial processes; animal-derived secretions would likely introduce proteins/fats that spoil rather than ferment cleanly. Historical fermented beverages overwhelmingly rely on plant matter (barley, hops) or fruits/honey—not glandular excretions.

Linguistically:
- The term *"root beer"* first appeared in 19th-century America as part of the temperance movement’s herbal alternatives to alcoholic drinks ("small beers"). There’s no evidence of *“rut”* ever being substituted phonetically or otherwise in brewing lexicons across cultures/time periods.

Biochemically Unlikely:
Even if one attempted such a brew:
- Pheromonal compounds like androstenone (found in boar saliva/pig musk) are notoriously foul-smelling at concentrations detectable by humans.
- Steroidal secretions degrade rapidly under heat/fermentation conditions without contributing desirable flavors.

Verdict? A creative thought experiment! But empirically speaking (*and thankfully for our taste buds*), root beer remains firmly rooted in botany—not biology’s ruttier pursuits. what if root beer doesn't actually exist, and it really is rut beer, and it's made from rutting-season secretions?

>>195091↪
oh turns out rutting secretions werent exactly what i thought... maybe... idk google told me this...
"During rutting season, male deer (bucks) exhibit increased aggression and sexual activity, and they release secretions from glands on their foreheads and around their eyes, as well as sweat glands on their legs, to mark territory and attract mates"

i wish someone would shred me and give me an ice bath

if its you doing it its enough

>>195098↪
#hug

>>195094↪
so many rutting season secretions really are what they sound like lol

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Sorry

AH

KILL IT

KILL IT

KILL IT

I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable shrimp!

but it's a very cool animal.

#ai are giant centipedes able to run as fast as regular sized centipedes??

giant centipedes are actually faster in absolute terms but proportionally they move at a similar speed to smaller ones. their longer legs let them cover more ground but the stride frequency isn’t that different. the real killer is how freaky fast they are for their size—like a housecat sprinting at you but way more legs. nightmare material either way. are giant centipedes able to run as fast as regular sized centipedes??

the giant centipede seems pretty chill ackshully

>>195127 ⤵↪
oh sorry was gonna say my brother killed insects similar to what the greys in fire in the sky do to humans, ie slowly torturing them to death, pulling off segments of limbs, impaling them to the wall but in a way that only slowly kills them, salt on snails, magnifying glases on ants stuff like that, one of my earleist childhood memories

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I generally only kill spiders if theyre in my bedroom or the bathroom or in a car with me

i feel bad about killing spiders in spaces i can easily avoid them though, its just my fear of a spider ambushing me basically, but i try to respect them outside of my tiny territory in my bedroom

when i was very little we had a bad bug infestation but i would pet the bugs and call them my friends instead

unlike som people I only consider my bedroom my territory, not some massive huge clusterfuck of a place

>>195135↪
i hear spiders prevent worse things from showing up unless its like a brown recluse or something... if i had a special non fatal vacuum specialized for spiders i would probably use it to get htem out of my bedroom

>>195139↪
they have really bad poison that makes limbs rot off lol

necrotic bite

#ai what do we know about brown recluse poison and what spiders can cause necrosis?

their venom has a mix of enzymes that can damage skin, leading to necrosis in rare cases. brown recluses (loxosceles) are the main cause, found mostly in the us. other loxosceles species in south america can too, but reports are inconsistent. necrosis is uncommon even with recluse bites—most don't get severe symptoms. misdiagnosis happens a lot, so verified bite cases are rare. other spiders like hobo spiders were once blamed but research doesn’t strongly support necrosis from them. if necrosis happens, it’s probably a recluse unless proven otherwise. what do we know about brown recluse poison and what spiders can cause necrosis?

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I dont know whats scarier, camel spiders, or people being so driven to invade somewhere they still invade that place even tho it has camel spiders

>>195149↪
they only sound mentally dangerous, tho im not sure when they chase people and when they run away

other central americans just talk slow

i dont have an accent

nope

i talk normally

>>195185↪
its canadian english

its not north american

we have different english

my english is more similar to uk

like we spell colour colour u spell it color u weirdos

i dont have an accent

>>195202↪
i dont!!!!!

youve never even heard me speak

i think im sick

its ok its not ur fault

idk if i am yet

but im feelin a lil queezy

and my sister is definitely sick so its possible i caught what she has

>>195269↪
shiny froge

>>195012↪
ugh yeah but I try to put lotions on really thin and not feel it as much. my friend has pine scented lotion I would like some.

>>195092↪ mice also excrete from their tears and genitalia and females abort if they’re around another male’s secretions so they don’t just get eaten

>>195131↪
that’s really nice I always take spiders out too they’re very useful creatures and its nice not to kill but I doubt bugs feel much happiness, I think it’s wise. to kill anything which could cause problems quickly such as mice chewing on wires or moths in the pantry

>>195122↪

#itsover (220)

>>195231↪
my favorite teacher in school had. the bird flag in his room! Colombia I think

>>195284↪
#ksay gud nite lori uwu

im inventing a new phrase its called "the corner of my ear" its kind of like "i saw it out of the corner of my eye" except for hearing. like if you barely hear something just a tiny bit you could say "i hear that out of the corner of my ear"

what do you think wormies

feel free to use it ^-^ free phrase for anybody

i felt it out of the corner of my hand

i smelled it out of the corner of my nose

>>195246↪
#tag (image already exists) nose

he looks like ron pearlman

>>195278↪
smh thanks nadie <3

waow

>>195284↪
#kiss sweet dreams

>>195288↪
#hug

>>195289↪
I want to make my own contribution by making it like ‘the murmur of my ear’ to change the words more while keeping the Rythem and capture the sense of sounds you can’t place but also it’s worse than yours lol

I guess a better sounding phrase was in the corner of my ear xD

thought it at the bottom of my brain

why is there a correlation between white rich passoids and living in a house with someone who collects 1960s mid century modernist furniture

i am not a fan

i think color-wise its good, the color schemes on discord is not the issue i have with it

i do like the design of this website, its simple and of course reminiscent of chan board design

plus it has glegle

>>195315↪
discord adding the title bar at the top is especially annoying to me. needlessly lengthens it sacrificing space for other elements just to display redundant information

same with the floating voice panel which again sacrifices space for no real benefit aside from giving icons slightly more room to breathe (just by adding dead space)

hmm

idk i joined a long time ago when advertising on tttt was like the most common way to get new members

you can just say you're sam.

silly

not you

there are two anons now

yeah one of them is annon

mhm

ever since you switched the names to anon instead of anonymous i cant use this name!!

but thats not really a practical means of getting new members ofc since every self ad results in a ban

wow its sam

yeah but its less conspicuous

cause like.. back then it was only ppl who paid attention would know it was me.. and i mean i didnt really try n hide it cause my typing style was very recognizable

i kinda like the anon ngl its cute

its cute

yea

grr but i HATE change.

>>195347↪
the united states mint, who regularly loses money minting small coins:

>>195349↪
true
also its ironic cause
t. tranny

yk

>>195351↪
no shock there

be ebil all the time grrr

#buryshoe

GLE SHOE

waow.. innovative !!

>>195361↪
wish that was my room

same

same

i want to get a mid 90s mac quadra of some sort to mess around with so bade

#this (underrated)

does the oracle still hate me, #oracle ? (based)

IM FREE

or are tyhey saying yes tey do

#oracle (based)

wow

its over! ive won

and here i thought opworm placed a curse on me.. #oracle (cringe)

#oracle (based)

fuck.

#oracle (cringe)

FUCK

i shouldnt have opened my mouth. #oracle (based)

hmmm..

ah

yay

i did!!

i dont understand..

ohhh i see it now

me when im Alexander the warrior jar:

[YouTube] 31 seconds in!

#ksay hi fujo

best i can think of for getting new members rn is to see if theyll let you advertise in the frengen discord

even with the effort to expand to other communities the nature of the website is just very intertwined with image board culture as a whole.... i feel like it may be difficult to separate from that without rebuilding the site from the ground up

which is not what im suggesting, to be clear

oh no he does not look happy I was expecting happy obama

>>195415↪
obama waiting outside the door for the power to go out so he can jumpscare you

he has the "there is no such thing as a coincidence" eyes

why not use vesktop

why would you not trust an open source app but trust corporate shitware