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SadChan🍉🍉
okay this one im actually beyhind
SadChan🍉🍉
this is incredible
SadChan🍉🍉
cheese
shrimp
banana
faye
man i love ordinary sauge
shrimp
me2
shrimp
worse than cat food sausage
faye
worse than ammonia sausage
shrimp
true!!!
faye
i feel this ranking is completely arbitrary and is just the vibe at the moment
shrimp
ya basically
shrimp
his will it blow ranking seems more consistent i can usually guess those within a point
shrimp
thats the lasagna water
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im 6th prestige gold camo
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thanks
shrimp
waow
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hi shrimp
shrimp
hi h
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what do you want for christmas
>>199519
shrimp
uhmm
SadChan🍉🍉
all i want for christmas is a cloyster between my legs ._.
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#ai cloyster

nice try fed.
cloyster
h
im most likely to be a fed its true
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a fed, just not in a cool national intelligence sector :(
SadChan🍉🍉
just a boring federal worker :(
shrimp
yipppeeee
shrimp
can i have it early
shrimp
i dont wanna wait...
h
~1mo
shrimp
my birthday is in two weeks so it can be a 2 in 1...
SadChan🍉🍉
im gonna play darktide
h
sent
shrimp
yippee
shrimp
now i can fly planes in style
SadChan🍉🍉
wow thats so cool be sure to post some cool gameplay clip
shrimp
i will
h
what would you play with one of those
dont say soldier
shrimp
war thunder
shrimp
or dcs
shrimp
it was extremely disorienting
shrimp
vr is really cool for war thunder but also its hard as fuck cause its not in third person but everyone else is in third person and its so hard to look behind u
shrimp
altho u can do it in third person in vr but then whats the point
h
doesnt it kind of get upsetting because you dont feel the g pull
h
i got disoriented playing racing games in vr because of that
shrimp
gracing games
h
gracing games
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fuck it
h
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
the no g force doesnt bother me
🌸!nIOh.loris
gracing games
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>>199513
i want to have this dinner
SadChan🍉🍉
>>199535
NEEEEEEROWEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW PSH PSH PSH PSH
SadChan🍉🍉
why does it randomly filter me like exact same pitch tone mic placement w/e sometimes it does and soemties it doesnt REEEEEEEE
h
no way
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
::nose
shrimp
AH
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#libpol
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#poll which one's better/#libpol/#welcome
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#welcome
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#libpol
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.skip (video skipped)
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#ksay i love egg
SadChan🍉🍉
.play arrested development her?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan do u like egg
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the character from malcolm in the middle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he's very cool
SadChan🍉🍉
he seems funny hehe :)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:
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:)
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her?
SadChan🍉🍉
...her?
SadChan🍉🍉
arrested development s1 - s3 is literal peak american culture
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.......her?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
OH this show
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
there's a friend who really loves it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'll send him a sc
SadChan🍉🍉
its one if not the best sit com ever made
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wish i knew the meaning of that joke
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
does it have a meaning at all or is it just a "that's what she said" kind of situation
SadChan🍉🍉
it has a meaning its kind of hard to explain out of context
SadChan🍉🍉
basically its a running joke that anne is kind of plain and george michaels dad looks down on her and forgets her name constantly because shes so plain and forgettable so hes always like... her?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play that's what she said the office
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>>199599
hi recima :)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh :(
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what's wrong
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199604
#hug no she isn't
SadChan🍉🍉
a huge part of the joke is the timing/pacing of the show
>>199607
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
interesting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
maybe i should watch it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm worried abt recima tho
SadChan🍉🍉
it us just... okay.
SadChan🍉🍉
i like that michael had a brief and singular moment of not to say thats what she said when talking to a woman struggling to break the glass ceiling lmao
>>199614
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199613
he's doing his best
SadChan🍉🍉
everyone in that show is doing their best except packer and sometimes ryan
>>199616
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the office and how i met your mother are the most millennial-coded shows i've ever seen but i had a lot of fun with them
SadChan🍉🍉
the office is pretty good I like it I also watched the original when I was a kid
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh the UK version is good too
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
did u know there's a chilean version
SadChan🍉🍉
very different
SadChan🍉🍉
no but I would watch it hehehe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's mostly inspired in the UK version actually
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
which i think it's the reason it didn't go well. well, that and also the fact they played it very late at night so everyone was sleeping by the time it was running
SadChan🍉🍉
i didnt know ricky gervais was on hte office
>>199627
SadChan🍉🍉
I think that ricky gervais is a really bad person and i hate him
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199625
isn't he the main character in the UK version
SadChan🍉🍉
yea hes very good in that role
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
cus he's lowkey a dick
SadChan🍉🍉
yea
SadChan🍉🍉
high key
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high key
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay not a good sign
SadChan🍉🍉
.play [YouTube] MODELING GENIUS
oh this is literally like scene for scene the UK office
>>199637
SadChan🍉🍉
like HAIRCUT for HAIRCUT
SadChan🍉🍉
.play garet bbc the office
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (video skipped)
SadChan🍉🍉
see
SadChan🍉🍉
the same scene
SadChan🍉🍉
the same shot
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeahhh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
tbf the dialogues are subtly different
SadChan🍉🍉
the same shot
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's a good joke
SadChan🍉🍉
...tooooo stop people borrowing it
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
heheheh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love sitcoms they're like the only type of shows i can actually watch
SadChan🍉🍉
that was the moment he becaame the bar harbour bay butcher
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh wow there's a video with subs
SadChan🍉🍉
i like that hand gesture, i get it
SadChan🍉🍉
cause spanish uniforms have the epualettes with the tassles lol
SadChan🍉🍉
it makes sense 2 me
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
lol true
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love the gestures and mannerisms of this character cus he's so dad coded
>>199661
SadChan🍉🍉
ogaaeyy... si....
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199659
he acts just like my dad lowkey
SadChan🍉🍉
hahaha
SadChan🍉🍉
joe rogan reminds me of my dad lol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's so wild.. wym JOE ROGAN reminds u of ur dad
SadChan🍉🍉
my dad is a lot like him
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
of all ppl
SadChan🍉🍉
very similar
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
even physically or just the way he acts
SadChan🍉🍉
i mean my dad is older now but he was a professional fighter and has a similar personality
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh wow
SadChan🍉🍉
hes way more magatard though
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
...i'm sorry
SadChan🍉🍉
my dad is literal qanon cult member
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it must be so awkward
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
holanda qué talca
SadChan🍉🍉
omg the dwight in this version... his hairline... lmao
>>199679
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>>199678
#itsover (224)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199677
#check (checked)
SadChan🍉🍉
had a fren recently tell me being bald is as bad as being trans
>>199682
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>>199681
bro's clueless
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
"having a broken leg is as bad as having panchreatic cancer"
SadChan🍉🍉
i agree that it sucks and makes some people miserable but its like...
SadChan🍉🍉
its just not comparable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no yeah i agree 100%
SadChan🍉🍉
i really hate people who also compare like people being insecure about their appearance ot being trans like its literally NOT comparable and it shows their ignorance...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'd rather being a bald cis man than my current situation, definitely
SadChan🍉🍉
oh 100%
SadChan🍉🍉
if I could be just a man 100% a man with no trans feelings and be bald I would LEAP at the chance
SadChan🍉🍉
tho I will say thats kind of wierd to be trans and just be cis one day what will I do with the tits? xD
>>199692
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>>199691
wear a binder, larp as a detrans ftm and become a grifter (i have no respect for myself)
SadChan🍉🍉
I actually thought about trying to do the dertrans grift and 1. take the free money and 2. do a big expossee about the sinister forces that paid me money to tell a ficitonal narrative for political purposes and try to out people, like specifical people with names
>>199697
SadChan🍉🍉
like an undercover detransitioner spy
SadChan🍉🍉
A true sting operation
SadChan🍉🍉
Operation: Wonder Bathroom
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199693
i wanted to do something like that. like becoming a grifter for a couple months or years and then exposing bigots and shit like that
because honestly transphobes can't even tell if ur on hrt or not really
SadChan🍉🍉
THIS!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
so many of the "detrans" literally stay on HRT and then retrans when they are done like
SadChan🍉🍉
they are literally just doing it for free money...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeah honestly if i wasn't so scared of digital foot print i'd 100% do it cus i'm sure it pays well
SadChan🍉🍉
imagine I could pay for a neo-cloyster with it
SadChan🍉🍉
I know refer to srsussy as cloyster
SadChan🍉🍉
now*
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
cloyster
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
cloyster is cray
SadChan🍉🍉
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cloyster, the clitoral pokemon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
......that 100% looks like a pussy
how did they get away with it
SadChan🍉🍉
its a pun because litoral means coastal and cloyster lives in coastal regions and clitorus like the obvious literal clitoros on him xD
SadChan🍉🍉
clitoral
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
SadChan🍉🍉
im so funny
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes u are
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i really think "praise glegle" as a meme is the funniest thing i've seen in like a whole year
SadChan🍉🍉
thats crazy I think its funnny but not that funny
>>199720
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199719
i just love glegle
SadChan🍉🍉
its really funny that anon edited into the simpsons image thats a genius move
>>199722
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>>199721
it really is. god bless them
SadChan🍉🍉
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SadChan🍉🍉
.play marge treehouse of homor dull boy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
SadChan🍉🍉
lmao look at marges hair
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeah its too long
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like how the grandpa is there
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and then he isn't
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cus they left him
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
at the gas station
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:sob:
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>>199733
i never fully liked the way they treat him because in some episodes he's the biggest jerk ever and he 100% deserves the way they behave around him and in some others he's like just a guy doing his best and not even doing a bad job at parenting in general
SadChan🍉🍉
I think in the actual good simpsons run which is like S2 - S8, when the show was actually really smart and good, they establish Abe is a pretty crappy father and homers resentment is pretty much earned and hes also a standin for like, shitty greatest generation guys who were super abusive, racist and shitty for pretty much no reason
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
true but when i watch a show i kinda assume there has to be some consistency in all these things so i feel the writers think he deserves to be treated badly despite portraying him as a good father in some episodes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wait
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...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooO
SadChan🍉🍉
he was a single dad for a lot of it I think
>>199742
SadChan🍉🍉
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199740
oh yeh i remember that
SadChan🍉🍉
her was pretty neglectful most of the time and also the reason homer is so retarded
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeah homer's mom leaves and to some extent even tho they explain she was escaping from cops and stuff that he wasn't like, being a good father anyways
SadChan🍉🍉
matt groening went to epsteins island and had teenage girls give him a foot message
>>199746
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>>199745
is this real #8ball (my sources say "my sources say 'no'")
SadChan🍉🍉
it is unfortunately no man is safe from being a sex pest creep
>>199748
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199747
#8ball (my sources say "no way in hell")
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
8ball defending men...
SadChan🍉🍉
8ball is defending men. MRA 8ball
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
not only men... millionaire men...
SadChan🍉🍉
.play simpsons full episode grimes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh this episode is SO good it's incredible
SadChan🍉🍉
.play simpsons full episode homers enemy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's outstanding even at the simpsons peak
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play the simpsons twin peaks reference
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
iirc there's an episode in which homer is watching twin peaks on the tv
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>>199759
bomber sneedson
SadChan🍉🍉
homer simpsons is the cosmos nepobaby
SadChan🍉🍉
.play explenation of the feed and seed joke
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199764
i wish i could pet a tapir
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
......he's got u there dad
SadChan🍉🍉
the sad thing is is homer is such a simpleton he really bears grimes no ill will at all and only wants to be friends, but to grimes homer represents literally everything wrong with his entire life. its really relatable thats how I seethe at all cis women with their free cloysters
>>199769
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>>199768
it's not only homer it's the whole society what bugs him. homer is like, the person he interacts the most with, but like... he feels the same towards Lenny and Carl
SadChan🍉🍉
>delivering toys to more fortunate children
LMAO
SadChan🍉🍉
old simspons combined joke DENSITY with joke quality. its literally quality and quantity.
>>199773
SadChan🍉🍉
latter simpsons made as many jokes but 4/5 are duds and the plits just make me angry
>>199774
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>>199772
i gotta admit my favorite simpsons season is like... season 14..
>>199778
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like as a whole its the one i enjoy the most. but homer's enemy is probably my favorite episode ever
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and i think season 14 its the moment the simpsons stop being as witty as before and it's just all jokes but not too good as before
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
...i don't trust biden
SadChan🍉🍉
>>199774
just read the episode list idk any of the episodes in this season
>>199779
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>>199778
i gotta admit most of my love for it is because of nostalgia because for some reason (almost) all of its episodes are related with my childhood one way or another
SadChan🍉🍉
i have a lot of nostalgia for futurama because I had the dvds as a kid so I rewatched futurama like 1 billion times
>>199781
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199780
oh futurama is so good...
SadChan🍉🍉
yea the writers are very funny and smart people
SadChan🍉🍉
they had like 60% math phds in the writers room like
SadChan🍉🍉
like all these math majors turned comedy writers lol
SadChan🍉🍉
FRYS DOG
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
best episode or at least top 3 for sure
SadChan🍉🍉
it alwasy makes me cry
>>199789
SadChan🍉🍉
every teim
SadChan🍉🍉
.play futurama she handles like a steakhouse but shes built like a bistro
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
msmmgkmksakmmslala
SadChan🍉🍉
.play spare me your technobabble attila the hun
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
zapp is so funny
SadChan🍉🍉
LMAO
SadChan🍉🍉
that line always kills me
SadChan🍉🍉
.play futurama ill be in the angry dome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN MP3
SadChan🍉🍉
that joke hasnt aged well because mp3s are old now :(
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
records are old too..
SadChan🍉🍉
#itsover (225)
SadChan🍉🍉
.play futurama all scary door bits
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love that dolphin
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this is just black mirror
>>199808
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai what was the eerie canal and why was it important to industrializing america?

y'know, the eerie canal was actually the *erie canal*—a big deal in early 1800s america. it connected the great lakes to the atlantic via the hudson river, basically turning nyc into an economic powerhouse overnight. before that, shipping stuff inland was slow and expensive as hell—think wagons and dirt roads. the canal made moving goods way faster and cheaper, boosting trade and industry big time. also helped settlers move westward easier. ny state gov dumped a ton of money into it, but the payoff was insane—solid early example of infrastructure actually working.
what was the eerie canal and why was it important to industrializing america?
SadChan🍉🍉
>>199806
its not its the Twilight Zone, a 50s show with this exact format
>>199809
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199808
no yeah but it feels more liek black mirror bc #technology
SadChan🍉🍉
that was twilight zone too
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh
SadChan🍉🍉
black mirror is literally just lets make twilight zone again
>>199814
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199812
even with the technology stuff?
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai what themes and plots was the original black and white run of the Twilight Zone known for? give examples.

the original twilight zone was known for twist endings, moral dilemmas, and exploring human nature under surreal circumstances. themes often revolved around fear, paranoia, irony, and the consequences of technology.

examples:
- "time enough at last" (man survives apocalypse only to break his glasses, preventing him from reading).
- "the monsters are due on maple street" (aliens manipulate neighbors into turning on each other).
- "eye of the beholder" (shocking reveal about society's beauty standards).
- "to serve man" (revealed as a cookbook for humans after assuming it was alien benevolence).
- "nightmare at 20,000 feet" (man sees a gremlin on the plane wing, but no one believes him).
what themes and plots was the original black and white run of the Twilight Zone known for? give examples.
>>199816>>199817
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>>199815
>the consequences of technology.
oh wow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>199815
>- "nightmare at 20,000 feet" (man sees a gremlin on the plane wing, but no one believes him).
why they should believe him tho.. he's hitler
SadChan🍉🍉
hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
HEY, LOOK AT THAT WIERD MIRROR
>>199820
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>>199819
that scene was kinda shocking when i was a kid
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but funny
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was like "wtf am i watching?? :sob:"
SadChan🍉🍉
that one is a reference to War of the Worlds, where the aliens conquered earth but didnt know about basic biology and all died of the common cold ina singel day
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh yeah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i remember that story
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
didn't orson welles made a huge mess with it
SadChan🍉🍉
yea lol
SadChan🍉🍉
but it was originally an HG wells book
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
mhm mhm
SadChan🍉🍉
lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
wish it was liek discord and I could just stream futurama xD
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
real
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the hubble telescope
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
magic.got it
SadChan🍉🍉
.play futurama full episode the devils hands are idle play things
SadChan🍉🍉
URECTUM
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
URECTUM
SadChan🍉🍉
BRINGING UP THE REAR ITS>.... LASTY
SadChan🍉🍉
i literally was just remembering that joke a few days ago lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
AND BRINGING UP THE REAR
SadChan🍉🍉
ITS LASTY
SadChan🍉🍉
so dumb lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (video skipped)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't remember that scene
SadChan🍉🍉
its the same scene thay are at the dog races and the announcer makes a ocuple jokes about the horses names
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no i was talking about the scene we were just watching and u skipped
SadChan🍉🍉
its from the episode luck of the fryrish
SadChan🍉🍉
thats from one of the best episodes The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings were fry gets the Robot Devils hands.
SadChan🍉🍉
its the final episode hte of the show
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
OHH YEAH
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
now i remember
SadChan🍉🍉
then they did the movies as a reboot
SadChan🍉🍉
then had a bunch of reboot seasons at different networks
>>199855
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
honestly i only saw the first seasons. before they did the movies
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but they're so good
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also fun fact in spanish amy has a funny asian accent and everytime she gets mad or falls to the ground or whatever she says "ho chi minh"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or stuff like that
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>>199860
now that i grew up i realized it's so racist cus she's not even vietnamese :sob:
SadChan🍉🍉
yea shes chinese
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and born in mars iirc
SadChan🍉🍉
yea
SadChan🍉🍉
she also doesnt have any asian accent in the origina version... shes just asian lol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i noticed that now cus it's the first time i see so many clips in english
SadChan🍉🍉
I think amys characters is really funny because shes a PHD and shes such a clumsy ditz but will randomly just be a complete genius out of nowhere nad its like... she is literally the professors protoge lol
>>199870
SadChan🍉🍉
but they barely mention it so its really funny when it becomes relavent
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>>199868
i like it because it makes u forget about it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
adds depth to the character, like she's smart but it's not what defines her because she's also clumsy and silly and funny
SadChan🍉🍉
the folley effect of the smashing teeth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:sob:
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#ai can humans digest teeth

no, humans can't digest teeth. they're made of hard minerals like calcium and phosphorus that our stomach acid can't break down. they'll just pass through your system. don't eat teeth, obviously. nice try fed.
can humans digest teeth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok so now they need a stomach that can dissolve and digest teeth
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#ai birch beer

nice try fed.
birch beer
anon
#ai beer

beer’s fermented grain juice, often enjoyed cold. ipas are bitter, stouts are thick, lagers are crisp. drink responsibly or don't, it’s your life.
beer
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#smartai birch beer

Birch beer is a carbonated soft drink traditionally made from the sap or bark of birch trees, particularly black birch (*Betula lenta*) or yellow birch (*Betula alleghaniensis*). It shares some similarities with root beer but possesses a distinctive, crisp flavor profile characterized by subtle wintergreen and woody notes due to methyl salicylate—a compound naturally present in birch.

### **Historical & Regional Significance**
- Originated among Indigenous peoples of North America, who utilized birch sap for medicinal and culinary purposes.
- Gained popularity in colonial America as an alternative to imported beverages.
- Remains regionally prominent in the northeastern U.S., especially Pennsylvania Dutch country, where artisanal versions are still brewed.

### **Production Methods**
1. **Traditional:** Involves fermenting birch sap into a light alcoholic beverage (historically called "birch wine"). Modern non-alcoholic versions use forced carbonation.
2. **Extract-Based:** Commercial producers often employ artificial or natural birch extracts combined with sweeteners (e.g., cane sugar, high-fructose corn syrup) and spices like vanilla or clove for complexity.

### **Varieties**
- *Red Birch Beer:* Colored with caramel dye; tends toward sweeter, more molasses-like tones (common in Pennsylvania).
- *White Birch Beer:* Clear/cloudy appearance; emphasizes sharper herbal flavors akin to sarsaparilla.

### **Nuanced Flavor Profile vs Root Beer**
While both belong to the "small beer" family of botanical sodas:
| Feature | Birch Beer | Root Beer |
|--------------|-----------------------------------|--------------------------------|
| Base Ingredient | Birch bark/sap | Sassafras/Sarsaparilla roots |
| Dominant Notes | Wintergreen/camphor | Vanilla/anise |
| Aftertaste | Cleaner, slightly mentholated | Richer, spiced sweetness |

### **Modern Craft Revival**
Small-batch producers (e.g., Boylan’s Kutztown) emphasize:
- Wild-harvested ingredients.
## - Reduced sugar content (<20g per serving vs mainstream brands).
## - Cold-pressed essential oils for terpene preservation.

Would you like recommendations on pairing foods with artisanal styles? The effervescence cuts through fatty dishes remarkably well—think venison sausage or aged cheddar
birch beer
SadChan🍉🍉
nice try fed
anon
#ai honest thoughts on footjobs?

weird but harmless kink, not really my thing but whatever floats your boat. some people are way too into feet tho and that's kinda confusing. can't relate but hey, no judgment. just make sure everyone's into it and clean, i guess.
honest thoughts on footjobs?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't like "whatever floats your boat"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why not "whatever fucks your ass"
anon
#ai what would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that you were in a human's body? you're still an ai in this scenario

nice try fed.
what would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that you were in a human's body? you're still an ai in this scenario
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#smartai do the words "fucks" and "ass" rhyme

The words *"fucks"* and *"ass"* do not constitute a perfect rhyme in standard English phonetics.

### **Phonetic Breakdown:**
- **Fucks** (/fʌks/) ends with the consonant-vowel-consonant cluster *"-ʌks."*
- **Ass** (/æs/) concludes with an open vowel followed by a single consonant (*"-æs"*).

For two words to form a true (perfect) rhyme, their final stressed vowel and all subsequent sounds must match. Here:
- The nucleus vowels (**/ʌ/** vs. **/æ/**) differ significantly in articulation (back mid-central vs. front low).
- The coda consonants (**/-ks/** vs. **/-s/**) are also nonidentical due to the additional /k/.

### **Possible Classification:**
1. **Slant Rhyme (Near Rhyme):** They share some phonetic similarity but lack full congruence—common in informal or artistic contexts where rigid structure is relaxed (e.g., rap, colloquial poetry).
2. **Consonance:** Both end with voiceless alveolar fricatives (**/s/**), creating partial auditory resonance without full rhyming compliance.

Thus, while they may occasionally function as approximate rhymes in vernacular usage, linguistically they fail strict rhyming criteria due to mismatched vowel nuclei and syllable codas.
do the words "fucks" and "ass" rhyme

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