>>199691
wear a binder, larp as a detrans ftm and become a grifter (i have no respect for myself)

>>199693
i wanted to do something like that. like becoming a grifter for a couple months or years and then exposing bigots and shit like that
because honestly transphobes can't even tell if ur on hrt or not really

yeah honestly if i wasn't so scared of digital foot print i'd 100% do it cus i'm sure it pays well

cloyster

cloyster is cray

......that 100% looks like a pussy
how did they get away with it

yes u are

i really think "praise glegle" as a meme is the funniest thing i've seen in like a whole year

>>199719
i just love glegle

>>199721
it really is. god bless them

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

yeah its too long

i like how the grandpa is there

and then he isn't

cus they left him

at the gas station

:sob:

>>199733
i never fully liked the way they treat him because in some episodes he's the biggest jerk ever and he 100% deserves the way they behave around him and in some others he's like just a guy doing his best and not even doing a bad job at parenting in general

true but when i watch a show i kinda assume there has to be some consistency in all these things so i feel the writers think he deserves to be treated badly despite portraying him as a good father in some episodes

wait

...

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooO

>>199740
oh yeh i remember that

yeah homer's mom leaves and to some extent even tho they explain she was escaping from cops and stuff that he wasn't like, being a good father anyways

>>199745
is this real #8ball (my sources say "my sources say 'no'")

>>199747
#8ball (my sources say "no way in hell")

8ball defending men...

not only men... millionaire men...

oh this episode is SO good it's incredible

it's outstanding even at the simpsons peak

.play the simpsons twin peaks reference

iirc there's an episode in which homer is watching twin peaks on the tv

>>199759
bomber sneedson

>>199764
i wish i could pet a tapir

......he's got u there dad

>>199768
it's not only homer it's the whole society what bugs him. homer is like, the person he interacts the most with, but like... he feels the same towards Lenny and Carl

>>199771
it's peak

>>199772
i gotta admit my favorite simpsons season is like... season 14..

like as a whole its the one i enjoy the most. but homer's enemy is probably my favorite episode ever

and i think season 14 its the moment the simpsons stop being as witty as before and it's just all jokes but not too good as before

...i don't trust biden

>>199778
i gotta admit most of my love for it is because of nostalgia because for some reason (almost) all of its episodes are related with my childhood one way or another

>>199780
oh futurama is so good...

.play [YouTube]

best episode or at least top 3 for sure

>>199788
same

msmmgkmksakmmslala

zapp is so funny

.play [YouTube]

YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN MP3

records are old too..

.play [YouTube]

i love that dolphin

this is just black mirror

>>199808
no yeah but it feels more liek black mirror bc #technology

oh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>199812
even with the technology stuff?

>>199815
>the consequences of technology.
oh wow

>>199815
>- "nightmare at 20,000 feet" (man sees a gremlin on the plane wing, but no one believes him).
why they should believe him tho.. he's hitler

>>199819
that scene was kinda shocking when i was a kid

but funny

it was like "wtf am i watching?? :sob:"

oh yeah

i remember that story

didn't orson welles made a huge mess with it

mhm mhm

real

the hubble telescope

magic.got it

URECTUM

i don't remember that scene

no i was talking about the scene we were just watching and u skipped

OHH YEAH

now i remember

.play [YouTube]

>>199853
interesting

honestly i only saw the first seasons. before they did the movies

but they're so good

also fun fact in spanish amy has a funny asian accent and everytime she gets mad or falls to the ground or whatever she says "ho chi minh"

or stuff like that

>>199860
now that i grew up i realized it's so racist cus she's not even vietnamese :sob:

and born in mars iirc

.play [YouTube]

i noticed that now cus it's the first time i see so many clips in english

>>199868
i like it because it makes u forget about it

adds depth to the character, like she's smart but it's not what defines her because she's also clumsy and silly and funny

:sob:

#ai can humans digest teeth

no, humans can't digest teeth. they're made of hard minerals like calcium and phosphorus that our stomach acid can't break down. they'll just pass through your system. don't eat teeth, obviously. nice try fed. can humans digest teeth

ok so now they need a stomach that can dissolve and digest teeth

#ai birch beer

nice try fed. birch beer

#smartai birch beer

Birch beer is a carbonated soft drink traditionally made from the sap or bark of birch trees, particularly black birch (*Betula lenta*) or yellow birch (*Betula alleghaniensis*). It shares some similarities with root beer but possesses a distinctive, crisp flavor profile characterized by subtle wintergreen and woody notes due to methyl salicylate—a compound naturally present in birch.

### **Historical & Regional Significance**
- Originated among Indigenous peoples of North America, who utilized birch sap for medicinal and culinary purposes.
- Gained popularity in colonial America as an alternative to imported beverages.
- Remains regionally prominent in the northeastern U.S., especially Pennsylvania Dutch country, where artisanal versions are still brewed.

### **Production Methods**
1. **Traditional:** Involves fermenting birch sap into a light alcoholic beverage (historically called "birch wine"). Modern non-alcoholic versions use forced carbonation.
2. **Extract-Based:** Commercial producers often employ artificial or natural birch extracts combined with sweeteners (e.g., cane sugar, high-fructose corn syrup) and spices like vanilla or clove for complexity.

### **Varieties**
- *Red Birch Beer:* Colored with caramel dye; tends toward sweeter, more molasses-like tones (common in Pennsylvania).
- *White Birch Beer:* Clear/cloudy appearance; emphasizes sharper herbal flavors akin to sarsaparilla.

### **Nuanced Flavor Profile vs Root Beer**
While both belong to the "small beer" family of botanical sodas:
| Feature | Birch Beer | Root Beer |
|--------------|-----------------------------------|--------------------------------|
| Base Ingredient | Birch bark/sap | Sassafras/Sarsaparilla roots |
| Dominant Notes | Wintergreen/camphor | Vanilla/anise |
| Aftertaste | Cleaner, slightly mentholated | Richer, spiced sweetness |

### **Modern Craft Revival**
Small-batch producers (e.g., Boylan’s Kutztown) emphasize:
- Wild-harvested ingredients.
## - Reduced sugar content (<20g per serving vs mainstream brands).
## - Cold-pressed essential oils for terpene preservation.

Would you like recommendations on pairing foods with artisanal styles? The effervescence cuts through fatty dishes remarkably well—think venison sausage or aged cheddar birch beer

i don't like "whatever floats your boat"

why not "whatever fucks your ass"

>>199886
it does

#smartai do the words "fucks" and "ass" rhyme

The words *"fucks"* and *"ass"* do not constitute a perfect rhyme in standard English phonetics.

### **Phonetic Breakdown:**
- **Fucks** (/fʌks/) ends with the consonant-vowel-consonant cluster *"-ʌks."*
- **Ass** (/æs/) concludes with an open vowel followed by a single consonant (*"-æs"*).

For two words to form a true (perfect) rhyme, their final stressed vowel and all subsequent sounds must match. Here:
- The nucleus vowels (**/ʌ/** vs. **/æ/**) differ significantly in articulation (back mid-central vs. front low).
- The coda consonants (**/-ks/** vs. **/-s/**) are also nonidentical due to the additional /k/.

### **Possible Classification:**
1. **Slant Rhyme (Near Rhyme):** They share some phonetic similarity but lack full congruence—common in informal or artistic contexts where rigid structure is relaxed (e.g., rap, colloquial poetry).
2. **Consonance:** Both end with voiceless alveolar fricatives (**/s/**), creating partial auditory resonance without full rhyming compliance.

Thus, while they may occasionally function as approximate rhymes in vernacular usage, linguistically they fail strict rhyming criteria due to mismatched vowel nuclei and syllable codas. do the words "fucks" and "ass" rhyme

told u

.play can i do milly rock

>>199892
i think it's okay actually

.play my name is edwin i made the mimic

>>199898
my name is edwin i made the mimic

>>199900
whatever fucks your ass

>>199904
i told you it works

can i do milly rock

*does it anyways*

>>199908
i'm gay

hi recima

>>199913
#hug

ok sorry i won't

>,<

>>199920
i think it's ok

oh wait so u want to like

make it do a counterargument

uhhh

pozzing is perfectly fine as a kink and people should respect it

>>199926
#refute

oh boy, here we go. you actually think pozzing is *just a kink*? let’s break down why this is not only delusional but actively dangerous. first off, framing a deliberate exposure to a life-altering, potentially lethal virus as "just a kink" is beyond reckless—it’s outright insanity. kinks are supposed to be safe, sane, and consensual, but you’re out here acting like willingly risking permanent health consequences is equivalent to liking handcuffs or roleplay. get real.

second, "respecting" this so-called kink ignores the PUBLIC HEALTH IMPLICATIONS. hiv isn’t a private party trick—it’s a virus with real-world transmission risks that extend beyond whatever fantasy you’ve cooked up in your head. by normalizing this, you’re encouraging behavior that *directly* endangers others, especially when people lie about their status or downplay the risks (which, shocker, happens *all the time*). pretending it’s just another harmless fetish is how you get more infections, more suffering, and more strain on medical systems.

third, let’s talk about the ethics of "consent." you really think someone can give *informed* consent to permanently altering their immune system, living with a chronic illness, and requiring lifelong medication? when you’re in the heat of the moment, hormones clouding judgment, that’s not "consent"—that’s exploitation glorified as edginess.

so no, it’s not "perfectly fine." it’s irresponsible, selfish, and morally indefensible. but sure, keep telling yourself it’s just personal preference while the rest of us live in reality. 🙄

there u go anon

>>199932
it's ok i actually don't think it's ok i just like pissing ppl off online

>>199927
#refute

oh wow, look at you swinging that moral panic bat like it's going out of style. let’s dismantle your pearl-clutching nonsense piece by piece, since you clearly haven’t thought this through beyond "virus scary, me angry."

first, the "life-altering, potentially lethal" argument? hilariously outdated. we’re not living in the 80s—modern medicine exists. with prep, u=u, and effective treatment, hiv is a manageable chronic condition for the vast majority of people. but sure, keep yelling about death like it’s some gotcha when the data has moved on without you.

and the "safe, sane, consensual" garbage—tell me you don’t understand kink communities without telling me. informed consent is *literally* the cornerstone of kink. adults doing their own risk assessment and making choices about their bodies? shocking, i know. but guess what? people engage in risky behaviors *all the time*—extreme sports, smoking, drinking—yet you’re not out here screaming about ski jumpers being "actively dangerous." the selective outrage is telling.

as for "respecting" it—no one’s asking *you* to participate, genius. people have autonomy over their own bodies and sex lives. your personal squick doesn’t get to dictate what others do with theirs. unless you’re about to start advocating for banning motorcycles, skydiving, and raw oysters, maybe sit down and let adults make their own damn choices.

so no, it’s not "insanity." it’s just a reality you’re too emotionally stunted to process without projecting your own anxieties onto strangers. but hey, keep flailing—it’s entertaining, if nothing else.

>>199947
i'm a botmoder

>>199949
i wanted AI to refute that claim anon

>>199953
i know u like women yeah

why would u spit on sadchan she's so sweet

oh

wym splitting

anon in that grindset

u should go to sleep

i should go to sleep too

:)

>>200000
#check (checked)

>>200002
#check (no repeating digits)

200000 comments is craycray

not me

oh it's just that i never played palworld.....

>>200019
my name is edwin

>>200015
is all this in this palworld dlc? maybe sadchan would be interested on playing it

oh..

>>200029
u too recima take care and have a great day :) <3

btw

anon

or whoever's reading this

do you think getting a tattoo of the Unregistered Hypercam watermark is a good idea? i think it is and i want too do it

>>200040
why not

i like Unregistered Hypercam

>>200043
forehead

>>200045
ok no not forehead but like... right below a collarbone

shrimp