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notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207444
i dunno i think in the end all of my teeth is gonna fall out eventually
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
but the free medicine for children is well better than the free medicine for grown-ups
>>207449
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
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πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
you should play Mouthwashingg
faye
take responsibility
anon
I don’t know if my new glasses work
>>207456
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
>>207454
try looking
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
do you loook good?
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
.play minute hour drew langois the look
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
shrimp... noooo
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
are you having shrimp or are you having a dinner WITH shrimp?
anon
im sharing !!!!
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
>>207460
for 2? :)
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
i love noodle
>>207472
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
noodles with shimp....
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
i can make u a good chicken broth with good noodles and ill but beef and egg in it it will be really good
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
or maybe pork mmmm
anon
came back to post this ok goodnight
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207465
yeah i like noodle from gorillaz
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
.play meloncholy hill gorillaz
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
get the cool
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
get the cool shoeshine
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
.play its dare gorillaz
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
this is mecha noodle tho
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
plstic beach is there best album GET FUCKED
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
its automatic computer speech
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
its a casio on a plastic beach
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
.play stylo labyrinth remix
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
i like gowiwwaz
anon
i hate people my age and i hate myself but it does not matter
anon
i don't actually hate myself or anyone really i just say this because it elicits responses i do not have any feelings or beliefs
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i hate people because i hate myself
anon
hello im showing this to my poon friend say hii to him
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
hi poor friend!
bruh
hi anon's friend #welcome
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
oh sorry not poor
bruh
maybe he's also poor......... we just don't know
anon
yes
bruh
excellent
anon
bye!!!!! uhh wheres hashtag on a german keyboard?? #debrainworm
bruh
gotta be aroudn here somewhere............
anon
its not working anymore???
bruh
it's #delib now..... maybe brainworm will come back....
anon
rest in peace brainworm.surgery...
anon
klementynaontheweb btw #delib (USER WAS DELIBBED FOR THIS POST)
anon
#debrainworm
shrimp
#relib
bruh
#reliberalise
bruh
#reliberalize
bruh
brainworm supremacy
bruh
>>207505
cause it's a real command that does things
#rebrainworm
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#welcome
shrimp
>>207501
funny how this is still a command
bruh
forbidden commands........
bruh
#truke (that command can't be used in this board)
bruh
#plague
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chanchito de tierra
shrimp
::shind
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sending a million dollars to shrimp
>>207527
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
today i bought bitcoins cus basically trump made it go from 100k to 80k
anon
have u guys looked at the dow jones xD
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
who's dow jones
anon
theyre doing backflips
shrimp
#dow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#dow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::dow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
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::glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
woah..
shrimp
#nasdaq
anon
glegΓ±le :D
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai does glegle know how to do the move called the glungle fungle

oh hell yeah glegle can totally do the glungle fungle. it's like a combo of a shuffle and a spin but with extra weasel energy. looks kinda like if a hampster got struck by lightning during a happy dance. 10/10 pure unfiltered vibe.
does glegle know how to do the move called the glungle fungle
anon
dow went down and then up 1% like twice yesterday and today it's gone down 3% in THREE HOURS :DDD
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
13650.jpg
::glungle_fungle
anon
economy is FUCKED :DDDdd
anon
>>207542
are u excited for collapse of society :D
shrimp
not really
shrimp
i mean im not even american so i dont really care but like i do care about some ppl in america and also since theyre my neighbour its generally better when they do well
anon
WHAT :0
shrimp
im canadian
nonners
#ai how much bitconi can i buy with 3 quid

with 3 quid, you can buy a tiny fraction of bitcoin. at current prices (check live rates), it's roughly **0.00007 to 0.00008 btc**. fees might eat into that, so exchanges like kraken or binance may not let you withdraw such a small amount. consider saving more or using lightning network for micropayments.
how much bitconi can i buy with 3 quid
anon
noooo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207555
cus maybe it'll go up.......
shrimp
itll go up again eventually
anon
pls just go casino :< at least they have flashing lights and cheap drinks
bruh
gambling on crypto is like gambling on penny stocks
aka a terrible stupid idiot idea
imo
bruh
>>207561
as long as ur prepared to lose 100% of ur investment........
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i just bought like 10 dollars ok it's not like i spent all my savings..
bruh
i have never purchased cyrpto and i will never purchase crypto
anon
i have purchased bitcoins for their god given purpose of buying drugs on internet. everything else is fake and bad investment
>>207572>>207573
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207568
cus it might go up
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and idk i was bored
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i saw the numbers going down and i thought "ok if i buy 10 dollars worth of bitcoin and it goes up i'll get some extra bucks"
like if i get 12 dollars back i'll be a happy nadie
>>207585
anon
convert to XMR and buy drugs
>>207578
anon
maybe some have come back up i guess but last yime i looked they were all shit trash
anon
They are enshittified like everything else
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
drugs.com?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
cheap-drugs.com
anon
There used to be real reputable ones but now they are all very short term rugpulls or just straight up honeypots
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the only drug i need is bitcoins
anon
The only way is to find a good company and use their own personal site but the one i used to use for acid doesnt exist anymore and i dont know any others and i doubt theres many that operate cleanly anymore
>>207591
bruh
>>207587
completely secure because it has https
nonners
wish i had acid
bruh
>>207586
yeah i don't think u can trust any of the ones on tor anymore, they're all dodgy
maybe some word of mouth
anon
no way it's bruh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat tomorrow i'm going to see a movie with a friend >.<
>>207597
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's gonn be awful
the movie not the idea of spending time with this guy
anon
>>207590
yes this too
also they arent making good drugs no more bobody wants clean acid anymore they want 2cb laced w fentanyl thats the whole market
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207600
#8ball is this true (this one's above my paygrade)
>>207618
anon
i don't take any drugs
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok fair
anon
gone to shit
anon
even the good drugs are bad but even so, theyre not selling the good drugs anyways so u get bad drugs which is extra bad dont do them dont buy them dont THINK about them
>>207609
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the only drug i need is estrogen
and cigarettes and monster energy maybe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207607
anon has allergies
nonners
>>207605
have you tried good-drugs.net
anon
the only drugs u should trust is ones you can make yourself and also u shouldnt do that without formal chemistry training
anon
nadieya is gonna lose her moneyah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
maybe u ppl are too young to remember
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but there used to be a gleglecoin
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it ended up being a rugpull
>>207622
anon
cryptocurrencies sucks
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207619
i know it because i'm the only guy who invested money in it and lose it all
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
every bitcoin is a rug pull :D bitcoin is bottled lightning. it exists strictly to grease the wheels of international drug trade. none of the other ones have inherent value
>>207627>>207629
anon
And they never will so its always just a gamble on if u get out before the rug is pulled
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207624
we need glegle to get rid of cryptocurrencies
anon
also the drug market doesnt want to keep bitcoin stable they are a lot of the people doing the price fixing in the first place
anon
They are basically doing classic financial crimes with hoarding money => it deflates => sell off a trickle and earn bank, it reinflates => repeat
anon
why did you buy it wtf is wrong with you
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was a joke i didn't buy anything but i remember it was a thing
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
nobody remembers it anymore. it's sad
anon
9/11 never forget ...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i was thinking on buying gleglecoins tho
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but mostly as a meme
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like 1 dollar and get like a million glecoins
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and keep the pic to send it here from time to time
anon
6000 americans died once so we have to spend a gatrilliondy dollars on making flying fucking shit hell and also kill a billion poor people on opposite of earth and take their oil
>>207645>>207654
anon
ameriga wins again
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207643
#8ball (yup)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
imperialist 8ball
anon
::gle coin
anon
$gle
anon
:;flube
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
trump should do whatever it takes to make $TRUMP $8.98 -13.85% worth more money so i can get rich
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#itsover (238)
anon
$btc
anon
$DOW
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
$POL $0.1838 -6.44%
anon
$DOWJONES
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
f...
anon
$S&P
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
$GLEGLE
anon
dow jones coin is a rug pull :D
anon
$GLE
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm a rug pull
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
red bull
anon
the rich are so fuckinf stupid they own everything they take 70% of labour out of everyones pocket and STILL they cant act in their own best interest. We are their tools they own us and its base sociopathic resentment that makes them make our lives shit. they could make all of us happy for a pittance and then we would be doubly productive as a class and they would still get that 70% so theyd get twice as much but they are genuinely evil so they cant
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
the rich are greedy they dont want to pay for our ffs :(((
>>207679
anon
if they were just disinterested truly amoral unemotional actors they wouldnt act like this
anon
theyd recognize keeping food and housing and medicine cheap are better for us and our productivity which means more for them
anon
But the system selects for actual mentally ill people to be at the top and so they have to actively harm us
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love how no matter how transphobic elon musk is, his daughter is able to say "yeah i made this retard pay for my transition"
anon
at their OWN detriment
anon
he is asking what is glegle hes really confused
>>207681
anon
if they were purely greed motivated the optimal play would be to buy the ounce of prevention for your workers because you lose money when the workers die
anon
sorry for interupting btw
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
who's asking what is glegle
anon
purge the thread
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
tell him about glegle
anon
instead they'd rather force us to buy the pound of cure ourselves which is WORSE FOR THEM
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
?gle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
more like
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
quegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
gle?
anon
que?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
que?
anon
I would be so fucking good at being rich
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'd be so good at being rich cus i'd be paying for some girl ffs at least once a day
anon
im rly good at CIV and games like that
anon
I would be a disinterested actor and treat humans like plants in my garden
anon
which means yhat when one of them gets sick u fucking make it better so it makes more crops. you dont go "haha dumbass shouldnt have gottten sick IDIOT"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't get why rich people don't do that as a hobby
like going to a random place, take somebody who needs money and be like "hey, i'm fixing your life, name me 10 things u wanna buy that don't cost more than 200k in total" every once a week
>>207706>>207707
anon
thats fucking stupid its your plant and your garden
anon
but the rich are genuinely mentally deranged so thats their course of action
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
im back hello i will not be paying attn a lot cause im in class but i luv u all u funny people on the ccompooter
>>207708
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207702
the poor ones are greed too, if they can find a rich person who would buy them something they cannot afford or they would have to work really hard to buy this then they will get lazy and won't work at all
anon
>>207702
yeah same every rich person could do this and have the exact same amount of money at the end of the day and have 10,000 people who are forever indebted to them and love and respect them
>>207710
anon
but instead number go up is more important to them :D they are ontologically evil and are no longer human and any act committed against them is not covered under morality because they are just objects without soul or consciousness :DD
>>207710
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207707
>>207709
if i had like, Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk/Jack Ma type of wealth i'd literally be doing that at least once a week. i'd set some rule like "it has to be something you need, like some surgery, or medical treatment" or "if it's something material it has to be either a house or a car" or whatever
>>207773>>207712
faye
bluh i miss having human connection
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
>>207710
i would build a nice house my internet friends could live in for free, i would start a scholarship fund 2 send people to school, i would spend a bil on plastic surgery and a new cloyster, maybe I would invest a portion of it to have permanenet wealth and use it to try to sponsor the arts and sciences
>>207716
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
if i were rich i wouldn't do that (
>>207714
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207713
when revolution comes you'll be the first against the wall
>>207715
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207714
when the revolution comes i'll just pay my security guards a little more so they'll stay loyal to me
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207712
that's also a great idea, idk why these dudes are so selfish like goddamn ur literally a billionaire i'm not even asking to give all your wealth i just wanna know why don't u ever feel like sharing with somebody
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
and btw revolutions are illegal!
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
>>207708
hello
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
HANK THE TANK IS A VICTIM OF RICH PEOPLE
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
.play victim of rich people hank the tank
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207720
very nice tank
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
.search hank the tank powerpoint
  1. 1.
    4:41
  2. 2.
  3. 3.
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    POWERPOINT UNIVERSITY
    25:34
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hank the tank looks polite
anon
yattering.org
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
1
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wanna cuddle with hank the tank
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
FREE MY HOMIE HANK
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm not a furry but i wanna cuddle with hank the tank
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and eat honey
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i want to eat honey too
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
she didn't share her honey
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i wanna eat whipped cream
>>207735
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that girl is so fucking brave lmao
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
Free my homie hank!!!
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
FREE MY HOMIE HANK
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
HANK IS A VICTIM OF RICH PEOPLE
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
HANK DESERVES A LITTLE PIZZA AS A TREAT
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207735
you should try
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i want to
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
doesn't it have like
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
a lot of calories
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
whipped cream
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i dunno
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
all i can say is its yummy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok ok i'll try
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'll eat whipped cream while i watch the lord of the rings trilogy like i promised to sadchan
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
actually you're supposed to put it on waffles
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
or something but i sometimes just uhmmm
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you eat it from the cylinder that contains it?
>>207756
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
>>207744
CCARF FOR THE CCLRTR
πŸ‰sad_anomaly πŸ‰(vote for melonburger.org)
this is in my top 5 videos on outube all time btw so pay the fuck attention
>>207758
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207753
uhhh yeah... like straight to my mouth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's based
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207755
i'm doing it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love how hank spins
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why does everything spin lmaooo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
EUTHANIZE HIM????????
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
<-- Three Of Him
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>He doesn't make rude faces
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this was a very informative video and now i'm fond of Hank
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
free my homie Hank
nonners
β™«0:07μ‹ λ„μ‹œ λ―Έμ‹œλ£©νžμ‹ κ³  λ°œμ°¨κΈ°ν•œλ‹€kick.mp4
>>207774
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>207768
chat is this real
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
oh wait were so close to >>207777 get
anon
i wonder whos gonna get it
anon
>>207769
i didn't know they had videos for ppl with a deflation fetish
anon
h
anon
NOOOO
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
cringe
anon
>>207777
#change this entire post should be "h"
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
is this website cool? #8ball (yep)
anon
get REKT
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
should i kill myself? #8ball (no)
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
:(
nonners
should i kill myself #8ball (signs point to yes)
>>207790
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
HEY!
nonners
i knew it
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
should i be given us citizenship? #8ball (not a chance)
bruh
>>207786
#8ball are you sure though (not a chance)
shrimp
we gotta go in there
bruh
almost hit by car
anon
>>207791
thats why #h8ball (FUCK OFF) is the best its consistent at least
bruh
#h8ball (NO) do you love me :)
bruh
#h8ball (NO WAY) would you like to get married?
bruh
#h8ball (NO) im gregnant
anon
9ball is also good #9ball (no)
bruh
guess it's not............
bruh
#t8ball () tax evasion tips
>>207804
bruh
minecraft potato get
bruh
>>207801
#9ball are you sure??? (no)
nonners
#t8ball () what is this
bruh
left facing potatos
nonners
#t8ball ()
nonners
#t8ball ()
bruh
ooh a right facer
nonners
#9ball (nah)
bruh
#3ball (yes)
nonners
#9ball (no)
bruh
#3ball did you know #8ball and #9ball were talking shit about you behind you're back? they said #t8ball () and #h8ball (NO) saw you kissing #d8ball (i love you)
nonners
#6ball
nonners
#d8ball (i like like you)
nonners
#d8ball (sorry, i'm just not feeling a connection)
bruh
me and #d8ball are married now (i think we should just be friends)
nonners
#d8ball (i like like you)
nonners
#d8ball (will you marry me)
bruh
no no d8ball pelase please don't leave me for nonners please
nonners
#d8ball (sorry, i'm just not feeling a connection)
nonners
#d8ball (you're so sweet)
nonners
#d8ball (you're so sweet)
nonners
#d8ball (i like like you)
bruh
you got fucking cucked by d8ball.........
anon
#m8ball (oi m8!)
nonners
lol
anon
#m8ball (chuffed to bits)
anon
#m8ball (u wot m8)
bruh
#m8ball and #d8ball sitting in a tree (i think we should just be friends)
b a l l l l l
bruh
#8ball hello (no if the last digit of your post number is greater than 4, and no if it's less than 5)
(also i am 8ball(
nonners
.play there has been a terrible tradegy
anon## admin
it will be broken if you try to use both in the same line i think you need to use different lines
bruh
#8ball and (doubtful)
#9ball sitting in a tree (no)
h 8 b a l l i n g
anon## admin
the thing with the rest of the text being styled will be fixed soon
bruh
soon #tmβ„’
bruh
( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
nonners
i hate waiting for profs to grade exams
nonners
i need to know if i have to kms or not asap
nonners
holy shit he literally graded it just now i think
nonners
the exam was today
nonners
not killing myself i guess
nonners
i got 18/20
shrimp
nice good job
nonners
this is a wonderful state of affairs
nonners
thanks shrimp
shrimp
ur a smarty
nonners
giant brain
shrimp
biggest one i ever seen if im being honest
nonners
.play its not a bit and its not a joke
nonners
.play dunkey youtube comments
nonners
im starting to get AI slop in my youtube feed now

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