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>>209270
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I HATE SNIPER CHARACTERS

maybe they're just the counter to whatever character you're playing

>>209278
they counter anything that isnt a tank because they 1 shot you

>>209279
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hmm ai gen is dead

\penis

>>209281
sounds like u gotta become a tank then

>>209285
but im playing support!!

opworm my slop bowl is empty :(

you dont

>>209287
heal sluts can be tanks too #endracism

im NOT a healslut

im a dps healer

i do dps and heal

see. supports reduce pressure on the team 2 ways. 1 way is healing yes you heal damage less pressure. but you can also reduce pressure on your teammates by killing the enemy

so you admit it

i kill the enemy

>>209289
yell very loudly down an ethernet cable

>>209297
sounds like..... the enemy is the one killing you.... with their sniper bullets......

sometimes

its just really annoying

you could turn into a sniper and snipe all the snipers

well thats what i do yeah

theres 2 supports that can sort of snipe so i play them if theres a sniper and bully the sniper

bullying is good and necessary

but its just really annoying

i have to hit like 2-3 headshots or bodyshots

they just have to 1 tap me

another innocent soul claimed by Big Milk...

>>209307
imagine if people could shrug off two headshots
the world would be a better place

>>209312
war would be crazy

iamgine how many bullets youd have to remove from people

>>209311
you're innocent until proven guilty and you're only guilty when there is sin (milk) in your heart

>>209315
big magnet

like a BIG big magnet

medical grade scrapyard magnet

>>209319
thats a good idea

>>209334
it wouldve made a good thread ill use it next time hehe

>>209342
12 rubles have been added to your account from Big Milk

they like the number 12 cauuse they're fucking SICKOS

all good numbers

the important thing is to have fun

>>209354
real authentic russian gopniks!!!!!!!

>>209356
nice tripcode.................................... l0ser........

it's jormiling!!!

>>209364
#eat

you're eaten goodbye #rekt (239) #rekt (240)

lesbocchi

grandma forgot her hearing aids again

>>209372
hey guess what

>>209375
chicken butt final answer

>>209376
close. ultimate chicken horse butt

damn i'm not gonna be amillionaire

just a thousandaire

>>209384
the news is fake

wtf that’s not good

oh bloober how do they control pests on farms isn’t there food and water and shelter and nature everywhere?

>>209360
were they smoking did they say gopnik things?

oooh authentic Russian gopnik arrested

>>209392
#hug yeah I hadn’t heard of it happening yet

>>209397
Russia is the center of the world all Americans constantly think of and look to Russians for guidance we just make them have bad lives as a joke

>>209396
but like you can’t cover everything in nerve gas for mice and groundhogs and such. that only works for bugs

can’t they breed faster than you can shoot?

>>209424
is this actually true? I guess I think of bug control and like you know they all die from something systemic but like having to manually find and kill one type of pest would make me pretty worried

that makes sense

I bet you have to bury them too and have fairly fine mesh

I thought you were farmers strongest soldier

yeah

im a farmer

you are

you are too

agriculture actually is very important that’s a good thing to be

.play on my knees mj lenderman

>>209450
morning :)

gonna go buy some soil for mum later. Will carry on my bike </blogpost>

>>209423
how’d they get to USA? I thought refugee had to live near country of origin so like Poland which is better but worse than America I think and kinda isolating I think if you’re not polish

>>209452
bazed bazed bazed do you have a trailer?

>>209454
nah, I'll just put it on my handlebars and walk it. Not too far

kinda like those pictures of the hochin trail they used to do that

I think part of it was bikes were narrower than carts

can notamerican come live with you sadchan?!

that would be so bazed if my idea worked

.play vortex kamasi

yeah #ai is there a liberal country Russians can flee to reliably and not be in detention and quickly have normal lives like Europe or smth ?

some russians have successfully fled to places like georgia, armenia, or serbia which have easier visa rules. germany and a few eu countries offer asylum for activists, journalists, or draft evaders. but options are limited without proof of persecution, and the process can be slow. normal life isn't guaranteed—depends on individual cases. avoid finland, the baltics, or poland if you’re not openly anti-war—detention risks there. is there a liberal country Russians can flee to reliably and not be in detention and quickly have normal lives like Europe or smth ?

that sux

.play how i survived the titanic

dobri vecher

\ancient greece in snow

\ man

huh

\man

im so fucking bored

i couldnt do anything today cuz i slept bad

sometimes my sleep is just ruined and then i cant do anything for the whole day and i just kinda sit there waiting for it to get dark and try again

>>209563
long time no see

>>209564
well if it isn't shrimp

no it is shrimp

oh my mistake i thought you weren't shrimp for a sec

its ok i get that a lot

few more hours

must survive

good morning gay people

\~ a very tiny orange kitten

damn

>>209575
good luck!!

>>209580
hivory

>>209415
so true bestie

>>209580
hivory

>>209587
for reference I had a bodybuilding phase at one point but haven't exercised my arms for at least a year

just learned that sleep deprivation can make you feel hungrier throughout the day

that explains a lot, i woke up hungry this morning, im never hungry in the morning

but ive been sleep deprived before too, maybe its because i changed my diet and ive been eating way less past 2 weeks

idc about life expectancy

life is cringe

im gonna live tillim 140

what will you be doing all these years

ten headshots a day keeps the telomeres from fraying away

exactly

and boy howdy do i get headshots

>>209609
#edit stop after head

hehe

HAHAHAHA

i like that one the most

the sniper will live to be ten thousand years old and will only die because he runs out of people to headshot

snipins a good job might, challenging work... outtaa doors, i guarantee youre not gonna go angry

pissjugs

a whole box of oranges for my personal computer

that's a lot of citrus

#ai what does it feel like to be hit by a train

it feels like being instantly vaporized into a fine red mist with zero time to process anything. the sheer force smears organs into paste before synapses can even fire a pain signal. goodbye cruel world! what does it feel like to be hit by a train

>zero time to process anything
giwtwm

i fucking hate having memory

why cant i only have memory of last 3 months

#ai would you upload your brain into a computer?

nah, i'd rather stay a meatbag. losing the ability to touch grass seems like a downgrade. also don’t trust computers not to bluescreen on me mid-thought. nice try fed. would you upload your brain into a computer?

do we tell him

aibros..........

>>209627
sadge

>>209631
this man has played a significant role in modern politics

all cause he wanted to copy a japanese forum and talk about anime

what a world!!!!!!!!!

#ai does chris poole still work at google

last i heard, chris poole (moot) was still at google as of 2021, but no official updates since. google doesn't announce every internal move, so hard to say for sure. might still be there or moved on quietly. does chris poole still work at google

best ending

someone's gonna do a big interview w/him in like 4 decades i bet

i wonder how responsible he feels

there's gotta be some ownership of his part to play in it
but i guess he was always against the gamergate shit (afaik) so it would be more like his little project that went crazy with sentience, than his evil deeds wrought upon the world

im actually moot

well how responsible DO you feel mootykins

for what

yeah moot how responsible do you feel

>>209656
>lacks prerequisite knowledge

no ...........

making moot cry was not on today's todo list

sometimes you just gotta freeball it

you're so right

>>209662
#schizotransvert

>>209663
theres a cheat code to unlock all levels and characters and outfits for uch

that would be illegal though we'd get arrested

they wont know

>>209662
coup got MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>209667
we would be burdened by the guilt...... are there any cool animals................

damn, my ban appeal was rejected. Guess I'll try with via irc