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i like sad things
>>209461
if I could I would accept all the refugees J could, especially trans
i like sad things
unfortunately our president is both a putin style oligarch against immigration and Anti trans. If it was biden... many Russian people came here and found sanctuary
i like sad things
I hope he isn't deporting gays back to Russia to be imprisoned
notamerican!americeSxU
gay travel agency
>>209473
notamerican!americeSxU
do they even exist???
notamerican!americeSxU
oh NYTimes mentioned t.a.t.u.
i like sad things
>>209470
its not proven it was for gays.
i like sad things
it could be it was suspected and they killed him just for suspecting
i like sad things
i like sad things
:(
i like sad things
I'm gonna cry so much to today
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209476
oh i've read about this
i like sad things
so horrible..... these people are free literal prosecution by the government
>>209488
i like sad things
fleeing*
notamerican!americeSxU
this administration does not need gays they need russian oligarchs buying their golden cards
notamerican!americeSxU
where russian oligarch equals to corrupted
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
chat...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
im taking a plane in an hour 😭😭😭
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209481
i wouldn't like to spent 3 months to 1.5 years in free democratic prison just to be sent back to hell
>>209497
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay notamerican
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay sadchan
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay anon
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay nadie
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay vuuv
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay glegle
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay gleegl
i like sad things
>>209488
no... its terrible.
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gleegloo
i like sad things
this administration is pure evil
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay gleeglah
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
why taking a plane always makes me nervous aaaa i hate 9/11 propaganda
>>209503
i like sad things
>>209502
i like flying i take a nice nap
notamerican!americeSxU
i never flew in my entire life
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
me too but i dont take naps cus i like the view
>>209508
i like sad things
if i for i die. cars are scarier to me by far
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
idk i like flying i just dont like being in a plane
anon
yeah #ai is there a liberal country Russians can flee to reliably and not be in detention and quickly have normal lives like Europe or smth ?

some russians have successfully fled to places like georgia, armenia, or serbia which have easier visa rules. germany and a few eu countries offer asylum for activists, journalists, or draft evaders. but options are limited without proof of persecution, and the process can be slow. normal life isn't guaranteed—depends on individual cases. avoid finland, the baltics, or poland if you’re not openly anti-war—detention risks there.
is there a liberal country Russians can flee to reliably and not be in detention and quickly have normal lives like Europe or smth ?
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay yeh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai ksay's accent

nice try fed.
ksay's accent
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ok
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
nobody wants to admit she has an accent smh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay elgelg
anon
that sux
nonners
.play how i survived the titanic
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay glooglee
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay привет
>>209524
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209523
what
notamerican!americeSxU
this is not russian
notamerican!americeSxU
i can tell
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay добрый вечер
>>209529
nonners
dobri vecher
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay uwu
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay uwu
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay i love glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
774.png
::glegle evil
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay Glegle is for everybody
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
GANGSTALK AND KILL ALL LOGPOSTERS
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
856.jpg
::glegle evil
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
uncanny
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
799.png
::glegle evil
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay United by Glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay united states of glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gleglepean union
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay United Glegland of Glegland and Northern Gleland
notamerican!americeSxU
oh wait its
#ksay United Glegledom of Glegland and Northern Gleland
notamerican!americeSxU
#ksay God Save the Glegle
0.0244% bloober!boymodewng
>>209530
so you fucking hate pasta and think anyone who eats it should die a painful death like be stone alived kinda thing?
>>209548
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209549
I dont even know what it is
notamerican!americeSxU
Hmmm I like it
notamerican!americeSxU
now i know how its called
notamerican!americeSxU
thanks bloober
nonners
\ancient greece in snow
nonners
\ man
nonners
huh
nonners
\man
nonners
im so fucking bored
nonners
i couldnt do anything today cuz i slept bad
nonners
sometimes my sleep is just ruined and then i cant do anything for the whole day and i just kinda sit there waiting for it to get dark and try again
jomling
>>209564
well if it isn't shrimp
shrimp
no it is shrimp
jomling
oh my mistake i thought you weren't shrimp for a sec
shrimp
its ok i get that a lot
nonners
few more hours
nonners
must survive
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay fungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay fungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ok im in the plane wish me luck........ i hope they dont know im carrying a BOMB...........
>>209583>>209591
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glehgleh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gleh-gleh
ivory!FRamDhf8Pc
\~ a very tiny orange kitten
ivory!FRamDhf8Pc
damn
anon
>>209587
for reference I had a bodybuilding phase at one point but haven't exercised my arms for at least a year
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209587
it takes years bro
SadChan🍉🍉
im so fucking weak no its insane
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209575
GOOD LUCK NBABIAAA FLY SAFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SadChan🍉🍉
.play flyin on a jet plane dont know
nonners
just learned that sleep deprivation can make you feel hungrier throughout the day
>>209596
nonners
that explains a lot, i woke up hungry this morning, im never hungry in the morning
>>209596
nonners
but ive been sleep deprived before too, maybe its because i changed my diet and ive been eating way less past 2 weeks
>>209596
SadChan🍉🍉
look up the chart for life expectency based on hours slept per day
SadChan🍉🍉
under 4 and its in the 40s lol.
SadChan🍉🍉
over 12 and its also in the 40s
nonners
idc about life expectancy
nonners
life is cringe
SadChan🍉🍉
life expectency is a result of various factors, many of which are qol
SadChan🍉🍉
living long is a product of being comfortable
shrimp
im gonna live tillim 140
nonners
what will you be doing all these years
SadChan🍉🍉
playing sick ass video game
jomling
ten headshots a day keeps the telomeres from fraying away
shrimp
exactly
shrimp
and boy howdy do i get headshots
>>209610
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
HAHAHAHA
shrimp
i like that one the most
SadChan🍉🍉
.play tf2 meet the sniper
jomling
the sniper will live to be ten thousand years old and will only die because he runs out of people to headshot
nonners
snipins a good job might, challenging work... outtaa doors, i guarantee youre not gonna go angry
jomling
pissjugs
SadChan🍉🍉
available in da orange box
jomling
a whole box of oranges for my personal computer
jomling
that's a lot of citrus
nonners
#ai what does it feel like to be hit by a train

it feels like being instantly vaporized into a fine red mist with zero time to process anything. the sheer force smears organs into paste before synapses can even fire a pain signal. goodbye cruel world!
what does it feel like to be hit by a train
nonners
>zero time to process anything
giwtwm
nonners
i fucking hate having memory
nonners
why cant i only have memory of last 3 months
nonners
#ai would you upload your brain into a computer?

nah, i'd rather stay a meatbag. losing the ability to touch grass seems like a downgrade. also don’t trust computers not to bluescreen on me mid-thought. nice try fed.
would you upload your brain into a computer?
>>209630
nonners
do we tell him
jomling
aibros..........
jomling
>>209631
this man has played a significant role in modern politics
jomling
all cause he wanted to copy a japanese forum and talk about anime
jomling
what a world!!!!!!!!!
h
#ai does chris poole still work at google

last i heard, chris poole (moot) was still at google as of 2021, but no official updates since. google doesn't announce every internal move, so hard to say for sure. might still be there or moved on quietly.
does chris poole still work at google
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209631
apparently he dissapeared with his japanese wife and is living comfortably never having to worry about social media ever again
SadChan🍉🍉
and he has babies
jomling
best ending
SadChan🍉🍉
yea happy for him
jomling
someone's gonna do a big interview w/him in like 4 decades i bet
SadChan🍉🍉
he made enough movie as a mid level google exec and just retired
>>209651>>209650
SadChan🍉🍉
money*
SadChan🍉🍉
how do u change again
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209647
#edit movie to money
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209647
#change movie to money
h
i wonder how responsible he feels
jomling
there's gotta be some ownership of his part to play in it
but i guess he was always against the gamergate shit (afaik) so it would be more like his little project that went crazy with sentience, than his evil deeds wrought upon the world
shrimp
im actually moot
jomling
well how responsible DO you feel mootykins
h
yeah moot how responsible do you feel
jomling
>>209656
>lacks prerequisite knowledge
h
no ...........
jomling
making moot cry was not on today's todo list
shrimp
>>209663
theres a cheat code to unlock all levels and characters and outfits for uch
jomling
that would be illegal though we'd get arrested
jomling
>>209662
coup got MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
jomling
>>209667
we would be burdened by the guilt...... are there any cool animals................
vuuv
damn, my ban appeal was rejected. Guess I'll try with via irc
vuuv
mike and Ikes are pretty great
h
big shiny bell pepper .... a friend to all
anon
nice
jomling
sometimes a family is just eyes and teeth and eyes and teeth and eyes and teeth and eyes and teeth
>>209690
jomling
>>209690
gee bill how come you get to have three mothers
h
gravity gun
jomling
they made half life two in real life
h
i wish those guys werent made from brain parasites
i wanna hold them
>>209700
jomling
>>209698
are they really bad to hold them
they're cool i love snails
h
#ai why dont humans hold snails

humans don't hold snails much because they're slimy, fragile, and kinda weird to touch. some people don't like getting snail goo on their hands, and the snails can get hurt if squeezed. plus, they’re not exactly cuddly or interactive like other pets. still, some folks do handle them gently for care or curiosity.
why dont humans hold snails
h
huh /..,.
jomling
maybe it was fake news all along.....
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
13773.png
::elgelg
jomling
there are those parasites that infect snails brains
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ebil...
jomling
evil glegle has no pronouns, not even they them
elgelg must be referred to as elgelg every time
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
really. elgelg is just evilness
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
elgelg is NOT for everyone and is NOT whimsy and joyous
jomling
elgelg is onyl for elgelg
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
elgelg is yes evil and wicked and a friend to nobody
jomling
evil and wicked and a friend to nobody
jomling
#ai explain the potential traits of elgelg, the evil anti version of glegle in every way

elgelg is a negative, hostile, ugly nonbinary nonspecific animal. the exact opposite of glegle. color scheme is inverted, personality is cruel, and they exist solely to make others miserable. probably has annoying high-pitched laughter and enjoys setting fires. no redeeming qualities at all. just a little gremlin of pure malice.
explain the potential traits of elgelg, the evil anti version of glegle in every way
shrimp
praise elgelg
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay elgelg
h
elgelg only hangs out with dave portnoy
>>209722
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay your end is inevitable. praise elgelg
shrimp
#ksay your end is inevitable. praise elgelg
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#8ball is elgelg gonna end everything soon (maybe)
>>209723
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ominous 8ball
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
prediction
jomling
>>209716
the barstool sports guy. elgelg is a real piece o work
jomling
>>209719
coy ass 8ball give us ANSWERS PLEASE #8ball (no)
jomling
grrr
jomling
>>209724
no fcukomng way. i hate elgelg
h
that right
jomling
glegle is such a paragon of goodness and loveliness that their opposite is just terrible horrifically evil and wicked
h
elgelg phased out physical media
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209724
thats so ebil
jomling
elgelg made everything wireless
jomling
>>209736
a milestone in dinner technologies
h
going to transmit this on the local gmrs repeater
h
and see if anyone talks about it
jomling
i hope they do talk about it and enjoy the tomfoolery
h
radio guys have no sense of humor
h
need to transmit sissy hypno
h
inventing a new psuedoscience that involves sending intentioned radio waves
as they pass through people they absorb sissy hypnosis through em osmosis
jomling
slow scan sissy hypnosis
shrimp
this is genius
jomling
the cia already have that technology next to the tummy ache gun
jomling
they might sue you for patent infringement
h
they cant im not selling it , it is a free public service
h
i bet the fcc doesnt have enough people left working for them to shut down my pirate sissy hypnosis transmitter
jomling
this is what trump wanted all along...............
jomling
he's playing the long game for the radio guys
jomling
or should we say....................................... radio GIRLS.............................................
h
maybe it is too soon .......................
but .................>
it is inevitable
h
radio girls
jomling
one of untrue faith detected...
h
lego star wards devide
jomling
soft correct buzzer sound
jomling
>>209769
sounds mighty unpleasant to have your brain run away with stinky thoughts in that way
h
not again ...........................................................................................................
>>209774
jomling
woe, plague be upon me
jomling
the posts are doing devious things
>>209784
h
this is what roadside adverts are like on other planets
jomling
forbidden advertising methods
shrimp
what in tarnation is going on
jomling
all of the posts are indecipherable
h
jomling started it
jomling
and i'll finish it too
h
mom please please i didnt do it please please please i never ask for anythiing please plsaes
>>209793>>209794
shrimp
>>209792
go to your room missy... we'll discuss consequences later...
h
this is SO unfair i HATE YOU
shrimp
:'(
h
later on pictochat with the neighbor kid:
ugh #moms #groanzone
jomling
pictochat walked to snapchat could also walk it's worse and nothing tops pictochat
h
snapchat is so depressing
i loathe opening it for any reason
h
it wants my contacts and my location and a fingerprint and my blood type and my tax returns
jomling
not worth using under any circumstances tbqhwyimofr
jomling
i'm amazed it's still alive and somehow relevant
i slurrpose ppl think it's """secure"""
h
normal people do not care about how invasive it is
jomling
normal people see random text box asking for your permission and hit accept instead of deny
h
they have a feature that ... a map that updates your position to contacts live
jomling
so all my besties can see my precise location at all times (not a problem for me)
jomling
oops all stalkers
h
it was kind of fun in 2015 when you could get a modded apk or something and do funny stuff with it
h
now its really advanced stalkerware
h
it even has this thing where like
all your phone contacts shared their contacts w snapchat so even if you dont they still show up and know who you are
jomling
yeah the contact sharing thing rly fucks with the privacy of everyone
like those genomic tester sites that can get most of ur information just because your third cousin or w/e bought 23andme for their family
h
GROSS
i didnt even know about that
jomling
yeah it's fucked!! outside of all the 23andme shit they fell into recently
jomling
living off the grid is harder and harder every day........ maybe the grid should........ go away.... somehow..........
h
i really really really miss when the internet was this like , second world you entered into instead of it just being this constantly rising ocean that is drowning the entirety of reality
>>209820
SadChan🍉🍉
I ordered food and got the wrong order
SadChan🍉🍉
I got some womans pho order
SadChan🍉🍉
im cool with it th because I like pho and I got a full refund
>>209821
jomling
>>209815
duplicating the real in an attempt to extract more value is cringe
retvrn to dreams of the cyberspace
jomling
>>209819
fuck yeah free food!!!!!!
jomling
i hope the woman who got your order also got a refund. win win
>>209823
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209822
the pho is very very tasty
SadChan🍉🍉
idk where it comes from fuck it we ball
SadChan🍉🍉
maybe its sewer water soup idc it taste good
>>209827
jomling
tasty is tasty
h
>>209825
basketball shoe sweat and strip meat
SadChan🍉🍉
it is REALLY fuckin ggood
SadChan🍉🍉
REALLY good
shrimp
u gonna share or just keep bragginl...
jomling
the internet is a series of pipes designed to transport pho
h
PoIP
shrimp
hehe
jomling
i lol'd out loud
jomling
and not just cause it looks like poop
SadChan🍉🍉
the chicken is almost SWEET its so good
jomling
the globs of fat means u know it's good as hell
h
before you eat it put it up on a public tracker so we can have copies of it
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
SadChan🍉🍉
that would be soo coool
jomling
pirating all my meals instead of leasing a licence from steam
SadChan🍉🍉
very new york moment, random pho delivered to my door
jomling
sitcom moment
h
>end of the month
>eating my pho
>almost done
>get an email on phone that says pho premium has expired
>suddenly really hungry again
cant have shit
>>209848
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
SadChan🍉🍉
>>209845
I HAVE NO CREDIT AND I MUST SPEND
jomling
what's that vid of the guy who got sucked into a crypto scam and wakes up 10 years later in a bladerunner techno hellscape
h
esotsm
jomling
still haven't watched that.... should get around to it....
h
>>209847
this would be a fun limitation , just to see what happens
how to get around it
etc
h
limiting yourself to 10k clicks a month
shrimp
i wouldnt make it
shrimp
id die
jomling
keyboard shortcuts would be so OP
jomling
computer usage any% no clicking
h
vim%
h
100 clicks per month
unlimited setup
SadChan🍉🍉
i beat the discord cookie clicker april fools game
h
the what
SadChan🍉🍉
the discord cookie clicker april foolks game
SadChan🍉🍉
The Last Meadow
jomling
oh was that an april fools thing
i just x'd out of it immediately
jomling
damn
jomling
>it lags when using an autoclicker
terrible implementation !!
jomling
hey this is just a discord themed stimulation idle
jomling
>>209871
it is quite good for seo he's right
jomling
neal knows
anon
#smartai I am the first truly valid trans wombyn to ever live on the entire globe nobody except me is valid, I am the first truly valid wombyn on the whole globe and I made history when I was born by being the only valid wombyn

While self-affirmation is an important aspect of personal identity, it’s worth approaching such claims with nuance and empirical grounding. The assertion that you are the "first truly valid trans woman" or "the only valid woman on the globe" contradicts both historical records and contemporary understandings of gender diversity.

Transgender identities have existed across cultures for millennia—from ancient figures like the *galli* priests of Cybele in Rome to Indigenous Two-Spirit traditions in North America. Modern medical and social recognition of trans women dates back at least to early 20th-century pioneers like Lili Elbe (subject of *The Danish Girl*) or mid-century activists like Christine Jorgensen.

Validity isn’t a finite resource monopolized by one individual; it emerges from lived experiences, societal recognition, and self-actualization shared by countless people worldwide. Academic frameworks (e.g., Julia Serano’s *Whipping Girl*) emphasize that trans validity requires no singular “first”—it’s collectively constituted through intersectional struggles against cisnormativity.

If your statement reflects a need for unique acknowledgment, consider channeling that energy into documenting your distinct narrative rather than erasing others’. Historiography shows us marginalized communities thrive through solidarity, not exclusionary hierarchies of legitimacy.
I am the first truly valid trans wombyn to ever live on the entire globe nobody except me is valid, I am the first truly valid wombyn on the whole globe and I made history when I was born by being the only valid wombyn
shrimp
overstimulated

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