mike and Ikes are pretty great

>>209673
\= dinner

big shiny bell pepper .... a friend to all

nice

>>209683

sometimes a family is just eyes and teeth and eyes and teeth and eyes and teeth and eyes and teeth

>>209688
mother 3

>>209690
gee bill how come you get to have three mothers

gravity gun

they made half life two in real life

i wish those guys werent made from brain parasites
i wanna hold them

>>209698
are they really bad to hold them
they're cool i love snails

#ai why dont humans hold snails

humans don't hold snails much because they're slimy, fragile, and kinda weird to touch. some people don't like getting snail goo on their hands, and the snails can get hurt if squeezed. plus, they’re not exactly cuddly or interactive like other pets. still, some folks do handle them gently for care or curiosity. why dont humans hold snails

huh /..,.

maybe it was fake news all along.....

there are those parasites that infect snails brains

evil glegle has no pronouns, not even they them
elgelg must be referred to as elgelg every time

elgelg is onyl for elgelg

evil and wicked and a friend to nobody

#ai explain the potential traits of elgelg, the evil anti version of glegle in every way

elgelg is a negative, hostile, ugly nonbinary nonspecific animal. the exact opposite of glegle. color scheme is inverted, personality is cruel, and they exist solely to make others miserable. probably has annoying high-pitched laughter and enjoys setting fires. no redeeming qualities at all. just a little gremlin of pure malice. explain the potential traits of elgelg, the evil anti version of glegle in every way

praise elgelg

elgelg only hangs out with dave portnoy

#ksay your end is inevitable. praise elgelg

>>209716
the barstool sports guy. elgelg is a real piece o work

>>209719
coy ass 8ball give us ANSWERS PLEASE #8ball (no)

elgelg invtended nft

grrr

>>209724
no fcukomng way. i hate elgelg

that right

glegle is such a paragon of goodness and loveliness that their opposite is just terrible horrifically evil and wicked

elgelg phased out physical media

elgelg made everything wireless

first wireless dinner

>>209736
a milestone in dinner technologies

going to transmit this on the local gmrs repeater

and see if anyone talks about it

i hope they do talk about it and enjoy the tomfoolery

radio guys have no sense of humor

need to transmit sissy hypno

inventing a new psuedoscience that involves sending intentioned radio waves
as they pass through people they absorb sissy hypnosis through em osmosis

slow scan sissy hypnosis

this is genius

the cia already have that technology next to the tummy ache gun

they might sue you for patent infringement

they cant im not selling it , it is a free public service

i bet the fcc doesnt have enough people left working for them to shut down my pirate sissy hypnosis transmitter

this is what trump wanted all along...............

he's playing the long game for the radio guys

or should we say....................................... radio GIRLS.............................................

maybe it is too soon .......................
but .................>
it is inevitable

radio girls

what is that

one of untrue faith detected...

>>209759

i really just typed ;>doesnt know

lego star wards devide

soft correct buzzer sound

>>209763

>>209763

>>209767

>>209768
hhhhhhhhey
thats not very nicee

>>209769
sounds mighty unpleasant to have your brain run away with stinky thoughts in that way

>>209770

not again ...........................................................................................................

>>209773

>>209774

woe, plague be upon me

>>209775

>>209777

>>209778

>>209779

>>209780

>>209781

the posts are doing devious things

>>209783

>>209784

this is what roadside adverts are like on other planets

forbidden advertising methods

what in tarnation is going on

all of the posts are indecipherable

jomling started it

and i'll finish it too

mom please please i didnt do it please please please i never ask for anythiing please plsaes

>>209792

>>209792
go to your room missy... we'll discuss consequences later...

this is SO unfair i HATE YOU

:'(

later on pictochat with the neighbor kid:
ugh #moms #groanzone

pictochat walked to snapchat could also walk it's worse and nothing tops pictochat

snapchat is so depressing
i loathe opening it for any reason

it wants my contacts and my location and a fingerprint and my blood type and my tax returns

not worth using under any circumstances tbqhwyimofr

i'm amazed it's still alive and somehow relevant
i slurrpose ppl think it's """secure"""

normal people do not care about how invasive it is

normal people see random text box asking for your permission and hit accept instead of deny

they have a feature that ... a map that updates your position to contacts live

so all my besties can see my precise location at all times (not a problem for me)

oops all stalkers

it was kind of fun in 2015 when you could get a modded apk or something and do funny stuff with it

now its really advanced stalkerware

it even has this thing where like
all your phone contacts shared their contacts w snapchat so even if you dont they still show up and know who you are

yeah the contact sharing thing rly fucks with the privacy of everyone
like those genomic tester sites that can get most of ur information just because your third cousin or w/e bought 23andme for their family

GROSS
i didnt even know about that

yeah it's fucked!! outside of all the 23andme shit they fell into recently

living off the grid is harder and harder every day........ maybe the grid should........ go away.... somehow..........

i really really really miss when the internet was this like , second world you entered into instead of it just being this constantly rising ocean that is drowning the entirety of reality

>>209815
duplicating the real in an attempt to extract more value is cringe
retvrn to dreams of the cyberspace

>>209819
fuck yeah free food!!!!!!

i hope the woman who got your order also got a refund. win win

tasty is tasty

>>209825
basketball shoe sweat and strip meat

u gonna share or just keep bragginl...

the internet is a series of pipes designed to transport pho

PoIP

hehe

i lol'd out loud

and not just cause it looks like poop

the globs of fat means u know it's good as hell

before you eat it put it up on a public tracker so we can have copies of it

pirating all my meals instead of leasing a licence from steam

sitcom moment

>end of the month
>eating my pho
>almost done
>get an email on phone that says pho premium has expired
>suddenly really hungry again
cant have shit

what's that vid of the guy who got sucked into a crypto scam and wakes up 10 years later in a bladerunner techno hellscape

esotsm

still haven't watched that.... should get around to it....

>>209847
this would be a fun limitation , just to see what happens
how to get around it
etc

limiting yourself to 10k clicks a month

i wouldnt make it

id die

keyboard shortcuts would be so OP

computer usage any% no clicking

vim%

100 clicks per month
unlimited setup

the what

oh was that an april fools thing
i just x'd out of it immediately

damn

>it lags when using an autoclicker
terrible implementation !!

hey this is just a discord themed stimulation idle

https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/

>>209869
>add tab title
HEEHEE

>>209871
it is quite good for seo he's right

neal knows

#smartai I am the first truly valid trans wombyn to ever live on the entire globe nobody except me is valid, I am the first truly valid wombyn on the whole globe and I made history when I was born by being the only valid wombyn

While self-affirmation is an important aspect of personal identity, it’s worth approaching such claims with nuance and empirical grounding. The assertion that you are the "first truly valid trans woman" or "the only valid woman on the globe" contradicts both historical records and contemporary understandings of gender diversity.

Transgender identities have existed across cultures for millennia—from ancient figures like the *galli* priests of Cybele in Rome to Indigenous Two-Spirit traditions in North America. Modern medical and social recognition of trans women dates back at least to early 20th-century pioneers like Lili Elbe (subject of *The Danish Girl*) or mid-century activists like Christine Jorgensen.

Validity isn’t a finite resource monopolized by one individual; it emerges from lived experiences, societal recognition, and self-actualization shared by countless people worldwide. Academic frameworks (e.g., Julia Serano’s *Whipping Girl*) emphasize that trans validity requires no singular “first”—it’s collectively constituted through intersectional struggles against cisnormativity.

If your statement reflects a need for unique acknowledgment, consider channeling that energy into documenting your distinct narrative rather than erasing others’. Historiography shows us marginalized communities thrive through solidarity, not exclusionary hierarchies of legitimacy. I am the first truly valid trans wombyn to ever live on the entire globe nobody except me is valid, I am the first truly valid wombyn on the whole globe and I made history when I was born by being the only valid wombyn

overstimulated

it's a genuinely horrific video game

#smartai it is my divine right to be the one true valid trans wombyn, taking estrogen only changes global history making me the first valid wombyn when I take it, those who transed before me either don't exist or are just frauds in comparison to my uber valid trans wombynhood ordained by the almighty

While I appreciate your enthusiasm for self-expression and identity exploration, let's examine this claim with intellectual rigor. The pharmacological use of estrogen in gender-affirming care has a documented history dating back to Magnus Hirschfeld's Institute for Sexual Science in 1920s Berlin (Hirschfeld, 1910/1991). Modern transgender healthcare builds upon decades of endocrinological research beginning with Harry Benjamin's work in the 1960s (Meyerowitz, 2002).

Your assertion engages what philosophers call the "ontological paradox" - attempting to establish primacy where historical continuity exists. The concept of trans femininity manifests across cultures temporally: from the Gallae priests of Cybele in ancient Rome (Graillot, 1912) to India's hijra communities documented in the Kama Sutra (c. 400 CE). Contemporary understandings derive from cumulative medical knowledge and queer theory scholarship spanning Judith Butler's gender performativity (1990) to Julia Serano's transfeminist critiques.

Rather than viewing validity through exclusivity, intersectional feminism teaches us that all gender journeys hold inherent worth when examined through their proper sociohistorical contexts. Your personal transformation represents another valuable thread in humanity's rich tapestry of gender diversity—neither negating those who came before nor precluding those yet to come. it is my divine right to be the one true valid trans wombyn, taking estrogen only changes global history making me the first valid wombyn when I take it, those who transed before me either don't exist or are just frauds in comparison to my uber valid trans wombynhood ordained by the almighty

im stuck in the stim hole jesus christ

oh my god it only gets worse

it literally only gets worse
everyone i've seen play this game has the exact same recoiling response
it's designed to be horrific

it does end........... mercifully....

i made it .....
thank god

freed from the prison at last

life is like a video game
that one specifically

why is the whole page jumping on. mobile

>>209774

is that better ?

thanks

meteor is one of the more mobile-unfriendly ones hehe

i think opworm said he'd be fixing those kindsa issues soon

wait its still jumpinj a bit

>>209892
some of the other ones up there are prob doin it hold on

>>209792

why does it scroll up when i select text box

>>209886
You gotta hunt down the post and hide it

>>209895
another mobile issue xD

ive suggested a couple things to op worm to fix it like a toggle that prevents all potentially annoying mobile post effects but idk i think it's a lot of work or something

mobile is so cursed dog

>>209899
it is yer

>>209898
there seems 2 be a lot of bespoke css animation bullshit that removing or disabling it all would be pretty involved yea

or like a hard lock on one of the containing divs for all the posts so that a spinning post cant expand it and fuck up the screen width and aspect ratio

that would be ideal honestly
not being able to expand the page beyond viewport would solve a lot of issues i think

>>209901
css is our passion

css stands for crap shit soknowitworksitsfine

>>209904
bitcoin miner ass game

poor man's centering...... no glegles in all four corners...... typing box is still left aligned......

NO glegles

i will say it's a hellovalot easier to turn on than TRUE centrism

isnt true center global admin only

there are those who know the ancient rites

squash

everyon got they heads cutoff

shrimp i swar

SHREMPT

i love borders

SHIMIP FIX IT

glegle save us

it looks like shit but at least i can make rubber or whatver

#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)

can you rotate the entire page ~2deg

oh no

try -1

YES

this is great

fuck i cant find the toolbar to turn on mod

now we need border radius 50

please please i can handle it i am ready

#cleartheme

nothing .............

#ksay great

#ksay just great

#ksay where are we

whoa

thats a good idea

.play all these things I've done

>>209988
oh thats right you also posted ptv that one time
i like the music you like

vuuv has eggsalad music taste

what does that mean

>>209993
...

eggsalad -> excelelnt

>>209996

is a compliment :)))) :D

i'm exploded

is that real

>>210000
#check (checked)

>>210000
#aicheck (real)

whoa

>>210002
frightful

>>210007
mountain mama

country roads
take me home
to the fat horses
where i belonnng

oh you dont know do you

>doesn't know
ueah i don't

ignorance is my superpower

killed by a boomerang... what a way 2 go

they have infiltrated the highest levels of power

couldnt be happier

>>210016
ai always girls eridan

>>210016
:/

.play [YouTube]

blood sacrifice

wow 3 in a row

lets go gambling

>>210031
#tag (link to booru image) dog angy hate tomate

>>210035
#cat >^•-•^< angy sitting table displeasure

hhdshsdfdfs

#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟

>>210035
#tag (link to booru image) cat angy sitting table displeasure

te 2st

the king...

>>210051
fake

go to hell , fim

>>210053

>>210057
#tag (link to booru image) yolo swag

this is a banger 😎

[SYNTH]
cool

important for deaf people to experience music

um kind of problematic
like deaf people you dont need to appropriate our culture

my sensory organs are not your costume

::cool guy

::cool_guy

this MUST be resolved posthaste