do you think if a shrimp could bark underwater, would bubbles come out or would it just be more water

i think there would be bubbles just to make sure the sound reaches the surface

what if they were unbearably loud when they surfaced

mandrake shrimp screaming

important to keep them perpetually underwater and never remove them from the water

i imagine they just hang out
that saounds awesome

literally just shrimping and vibing and hanging out together telling shrimp stories

shrimp stories

what kind of stories would they have

probably shrimp versions of greek myths and stuff i bet

stories of the first shrimp and the shrimpernatural and scary tales to scare your shrimps

waow ...

the story of shrimpsyphus
forever pushing the colored aquarium pebble up the base of the plastic tree

only for the flow of the water pump to push it back down again

one must imagine shrimpsyphus happy

personally i'd be pretty po'd

i would simply not push the pebble

>>210524
if i was crucified and falcons were eating my liver i would simply not grow it back for them to eat it again

>>210529
if i saw a black hole i would simply move away from it

>>210532
#this nobody seems to think of doing it but it sounds easy just don't walk into? the black hole?? smh

>>210533
he's playing the drums

>>210537
is that boch

>>210542
awesome ............

girls can only wear pink mechanix

>>210551
who made this

me

thank you for your service

🫡 contributing to the cause

.skip (video skipped)

now this is some music

this is bad omen

>>210558
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo

i double dog dare you to answer

no i TRIPLE dog dare you

.play [YouTube]

im american

>>210582
ask your mother

she will know regardless

yes all websites can do that when you use a mobile phone i'm p sure

>>210594
this is a very irish sentiment #oneofus

the land of ire and woe

woeland

>chaos
seems very polite actually

try not to laugh: calm and orderly raccoons!!!

>>210606
\=dinner

el gato

im being whisked away by the summer wind

.play frank sinatra the summer wind

>>210623

woah

>>210625
#picblur

>>210625

warp it back in. i dare you

booger

>>210645
Takes like 5 mins to pick stuff up and throw in bin

>>210647
#reply

elgelg would likely ragequit the game midway while blaming their teammates, then come back 5 minutes later pretending nothing happened. also they'd spam glhf in all chat even when losing.

>>210647
WWED

.play serve somebody vulkfpeck

the vulfpeck intro jingle does something to my brain

#fsay na see eh

#fsay bloober

how would you know/.......................................................

>>210642
>l
holy crap

>>210668
is this real

>>210668
#aicheck (real)

it's real alright

.play the soda shop incident

#ksay hi nadie

>>210683
#hug

what the fuck is he on about?

daniel

.play every cave diving videop

are you playing dumb ways to die

>>210697
this is exactly what i meant

>>210690
bloodgle

>>210705
eehehehhe

>>210690
#tag (link to booru image) glegle blood evil

maybe

>>210732
#hug

shrimp paste...

left shrimp please

that is not a none pizza at all

thats gore

yeah thats me

>>210753
u got this!!!

>>210755
u got this too!!!

i finish my courses next week then im gonna apply to colleg

not actually

>>210762
lier

i am not a lier and i am not a tief

what about all the illegal drugs you do in your garage

its not illegal to do them

what about your mom, is it illegal to do her

nope

i do her all the time\

what thefuck

.play illegal drugs in your garage

>>210773
good video

>>210775

>>210778

hehe

enough big screen, time for small screen

>>210788
#yeet

>>210781
im starting to think you actually like dirty stinky feet

i will believe it

>>210800
AH!!!!!!

#ksay hi nadie

>>210806
#hug

spring cleaning time

for sale: nadie's bed, never used

>>210810
:fire:

oooh nadie B&B

>>210821
what size is it

enough of small screen, time for big screen

im gay

>>210830
if you were good you wouldnt have died now would you?

>>210834
thats... thats not true....

into every life some rain must fall and push you off the edge and float around the top of the killplane for a bit and then you run out of hovering juice and die............. so say we all.....

i say this all the time

.play [YouTube]

oh no

hmm

might be too big for my little shrimp room

worse than cat food sausage

.play cat food sausage

don't even need to specify his username
just say catfood sausage and it appears

it knows

oh dear

huge floppy catfood sausage

its quite amazing

the concept sounds worse than it actually is

.play [YouTube]

it'#s called the Killzone Human Destroyer cave

.play every cave exploration video

the devils sphinctre

broke all his bones to squeeze inside

what a gamer

hehe

.play [YouTube]

yea lets go check out this cave

it feels so good to watch these cuz ill never be in this situation ever

yeah i would never

like

im not claustrophobic but this would make me claustrophobic

knowing youre just 10s if not 100s of meters in a dangerous area

just trapped under tons of rocks

worst way to die

lemme get sandwiched between two slabs of enormous rock in the hopes of maybe finding something @ the other end

i cant think of anything worse

worse than burning, freezing, drowning

bruh

haha, what if you dont make it lol

just chop off the arm bro it's fine leave it behind bro

dead weight

what if we get stuck lol

that moving rock easily couldve pinned him

yea just crawl down there

that parody video wasnt joking

ikr

ok wtf

where is he going

how would you even know if you can fit in,

you have to like, measure

>its getting even tighter

>keeps going

yea lemme just squeeze in there real quick

how are they even mocing

moving

oops that's end end time to turn around

are you sure theres no way to keep moving

word for word

really really horrid

what the fuck

how do they even fit

just break ur ribs n you can squeeze in anywhere

how do they navigate

imagine taking the wrong turn

i guess they can see the trails they make dragging through the dirt

the physical exertion too must be intense

like just dragging yourself by ur arms and toes

oops too tired to move guess i'll just sleep here

i do admire their appreciation for the rocks

it's good that they're gettin something out if it

>>210905
#edit ignore minerals

someone glazed those rocks

minerals schminerals

>>210905
#give

hes WHAT

is that why theyre all galzed

that must be how they got all glazed

all the cave explorers getting so excited they jizz all over the rocks forming stalagmites and stalagtites

this is the secret they don't want you to know

new cave lore

they show us all the scary caves so they can keep the sexy minerals for themselves

why else would they do all this crazy dangerous shit if not for their own perverse fetishes

>>210916
exaCTLY!!

arent there like big caves to explore with just as cool rocks

probably

penis

built in dildo rocks

ribbed for ur pleasure

he;ll be back for that one

hehehe

time to squeeze through

>idk if it keeps going
>lets find out!

thats dick n balls

ooh water, scary

hell yeah now we can drown

lets go

tim the beast is gonna send this FLOODED PASSAGR

he is gonna die

my brother no

>gets hypothermia

oh and it splits excellent

he really sent it

how do they even crawl like that

theres no room to move

arms

inching like a worm

boulders :(
drop! :)

main camera guy is at least a little sane

looks like it opens up..................... time to get stuck.........

the cave fomo

left ear got scared and ran away

hehe

the feeling of relief when you get out must feel so good

im honestly surprised how accurate the parody video was i thought it was like really exaggerating

he's watched a lotta these videos evidently

wait theres a third guy?>

he split in two

he was off crawling alone

the dialogue here is as if a bunch of people with a revolver with like 2 chambers loaded were playing russian roulette and are like "haha yeah the bullet was 1 chanber off i almost died"

good thing i didn't die!!! haha anyway lets do this again next tuesday

psychotic!!

oh yeah baby back out

now we're talkin

the cave didn't try to claim you darling you walked right into it

.play [YouTube]

>>210959
#this

the cave forced us

the cave tried to blackmail me i had to go deeper

the disaster

wait its demo ranch

stuck in a cave and a lobster snibs and snabs you