that is not a none pizza at all

thats gore

yeah thats me

>>210753
u got this!!!

>>210755
u got this too!!!

i finish my courses next week then im gonna apply to colleg

not actually

>>210762
lier

i am not a lier and i am not a tief

what about all the illegal drugs you do in your garage

its not illegal to do them

what about your mom, is it illegal to do her

nope

i do her all the time\

what thefuck

.play illegal drugs in your garage

>>210773
good video

>>210775

>>210778

hehe

enough big screen, time for small screen

>>210788
#yeet

>>210781
im starting to think you actually like dirty stinky feet

i will believe it

>>210800
AH!!!!!!

#ksay hi nadie

>>210806
#hug

spring cleaning time

for sale: nadie's bed, never used

>>210810
:fire:

oooh nadie B&B

>>210821
what size is it

enough of small screen, time for big screen

im gay

>>210830
if you were good you wouldnt have died now would you?

>>210834
thats... thats not true....

into every life some rain must fall and push you off the edge and float around the top of the killplane for a bit and then you run out of hovering juice and die............. so say we all.....

i say this all the time

.play [YouTube]

oh no

hmm

might be too big for my little shrimp room

worse than cat food sausage

.play cat food sausage

don't even need to specify his username
just say catfood sausage and it appears

it knows

oh dear

huge floppy catfood sausage

its quite amazing

the concept sounds worse than it actually is

.play [YouTube]

it'#s called the Killzone Human Destroyer cave

.play every cave exploration video

the devils sphinctre

broke all his bones to squeeze inside

what a gamer

hehe

.play [YouTube]

yea lets go check out this cave

it feels so good to watch these cuz ill never be in this situation ever

yeah i would never

like

im not claustrophobic but this would make me claustrophobic

knowing youre just 10s if not 100s of meters in a dangerous area

just trapped under tons of rocks

worst way to die

lemme get sandwiched between two slabs of enormous rock in the hopes of maybe finding something @ the other end

i cant think of anything worse

worse than burning, freezing, drowning

bruh

haha, what if you dont make it lol

just chop off the arm bro it's fine leave it behind bro

dead weight

what if we get stuck lol

that moving rock easily couldve pinned him

yea just crawl down there

that parody video wasnt joking

ikr

ok wtf

where is he going

how would you even know if you can fit in,

you have to like, measure

>its getting even tighter

>keeps going

yea lemme just squeeze in there real quick

how are they even mocing

moving

oops that's end end time to turn around

are you sure theres no way to keep moving

word for word

really really horrid

what the fuck

how do they even fit

just break ur ribs n you can squeeze in anywhere

how do they navigate

imagine taking the wrong turn

i guess they can see the trails they make dragging through the dirt

the physical exertion too must be intense

like just dragging yourself by ur arms and toes

oops too tired to move guess i'll just sleep here

i do admire their appreciation for the rocks

it's good that they're gettin something out if it

>>210905
#edit ignore minerals

someone glazed those rocks

minerals schminerals

>>210905
#give

hes WHAT

is that why theyre all galzed

that must be how they got all glazed

all the cave explorers getting so excited they jizz all over the rocks forming stalagmites and stalagtites

this is the secret they don't want you to know

new cave lore

they show us all the scary caves so they can keep the sexy minerals for themselves

why else would they do all this crazy dangerous shit if not for their own perverse fetishes

>>210916
exaCTLY!!

arent there like big caves to explore with just as cool rocks

probably

penis

built in dildo rocks

ribbed for ur pleasure

he;ll be back for that one

hehehe

time to squeeze through

>idk if it keeps going
>lets find out!

thats dick n balls

ooh water, scary

hell yeah now we can drown

lets go

tim the beast is gonna send this FLOODED PASSAGR

he is gonna die

my brother no

>gets hypothermia

oh and it splits excellent

he really sent it

how do they even crawl like that

theres no room to move

arms

inching like a worm

boulders :(
drop! :)

main camera guy is at least a little sane

looks like it opens up..................... time to get stuck.........

the cave fomo

left ear got scared and ran away

hehe

the feeling of relief when you get out must feel so good

im honestly surprised how accurate the parody video was i thought it was like really exaggerating

he's watched a lotta these videos evidently

wait theres a third guy?>

he split in two

he was off crawling alone

the dialogue here is as if a bunch of people with a revolver with like 2 chambers loaded were playing russian roulette and are like "haha yeah the bullet was 1 chanber off i almost died"

good thing i didn't die!!! haha anyway lets do this again next tuesday

psychotic!!

oh yeah baby back out

now we're talkin

the cave didn't try to claim you darling you walked right into it

.play [YouTube]

>>210959
#this

the cave forced us

the cave tried to blackmail me i had to go deeper

the disaster

wait its demo ranch

stuck in a cave and a lobster snibs and snabs you

that would be the worst case scenario

NO

snib snib

thats why u dont live feed critters to pets

oh theres gonna go in there, didnt see it coming

>underwater
>warning low oxygen

hellish

nightmare fuel

spider

they seem to fucking love it too

can anything live in that water

lobsters

lober

crawdads

crawmoms too

whole crawfamilies with little crawyounglings

just imagine if the one at the front just screams

i would do that

are there any cave diving horror movies

probably

thats like supernatural horror i think

you're lookin for like 127 hours but in a cave

yea that

oh wait

that movie, buried alive or something is similar, not cave diving but claustrophobic horror

>oh we're going futher

you don't have to bro you can turn around you can GO BACK

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1462758/
no its called buried

>>210997
awful awful awful

at least a cave is big and impassive

>i cant breathe haha

deranged

oh god

wtf

what happened

he found the monster

yeah no shit you're coming out son

he decided to come out, interesting

gotta blur the blood for youttob

ouchie

i wanna know what happened

gettin an injury and getting infected and dying in a cave :)

>>211010
i think the guy at the front got a big scrape and freaked out

aw nooooo gulped the water

that coulda killed someone

:) but it was afun and that's all that matters :)

what if someone panicked and started moving a lot creating waves

turning on the wave machine in the cave

.play [YouTube]

>a small mistake

going into the cave was a BIG mistake

.play [YouTube]

turning mistake into opportunities

>develop a habit

becoming addicted to spelunking for ores

ai slop

.play [YouTube]

.skip (video skipped)

noooooo

bastards

.play

.play [YouTube]

.skip (video skipped)

rrgrgrrgrrrr

.play [YouTube]

another pervert entering the caves to do terrible things to those rocks

disgusting

.play [YouTube]

thats not good

indeed

.play [YouTube]

.skip (video skipped)

.play [YouTube]

oh my goodness gracious

fun adventure

what if someone lives there you kjnow

like that cannibal family

>do you see that thing lets check it out

I like fun!!!!!!

shoe bone pile

thats like 500 shoes

>>210968
based crab

i dont think all the shoes would neatly pile up like that if it was from water flooding

>>211043
I really like it when you say nice things to me sadchan. thank you ❤️

>>211063
yea i was just thinking this

yo they found the monster who eats naughty children and lives deep within the earth

:O

>>211070
no ur good

yeah she’s not she’s goodie

underground waterfall? thats so cool

>>211074
ur a nice

you actually transform unwanted children like hansel and grettle into immortal protective spirits using your cave magic

>forcing them to squeeze

>they had to
no they didnt

you can have a little chocolate as a treat

>excited to go in

>>211083
hi

>no response
>"huh"

>no response
>keeps going

this is so cave pilled I’m caving!

it's fine there's a rope everyone's fine

that rock moves wtf

its so loose

>theres a rope

I would use a drone to explore the cave with a wire on it ez

does anyone here know anything about vtubers

>>211094
lel

>>211095
i know they are tubers shaped like a V

>>211095
im friends with a famous vtuber

>>211098
rubbing shoulders with the greats

whats the best one for making custom models? i wanna play with one with a voice changer

just let us watch the footage damn stop talking mf

ohhh good question one of my friends does it but I feel like I pester her :<

>>211100
2d or 3d

>>211103
i thought they were all 3dish

theres ones like livestudio that can use 2d images and make it look pseudo3d

I’m going to be the first 1d tuber

just a line of different colours

either i guess

wait its not called live studio

vroid for 3d but its like. very generic and live 2d cubism for 2d

is this water drinkable at least

only one way to find out

>>211111
#check (checked)

hm

waow

>>211111
nice quads

er quints

>>211110
which has the most customization?

oh he's stuck guys

didnt have it coming at all

i'm thinking of playing with it but not for the most wholesome of reasons

vtuber porn

>>211122
actually not that as unwholesome, i just want female attention

>>211118
if you can draw live2d cubism is probably the best

woaa amazing idea, turn back instead of trying to squeeze in

just exit the cave :) it's that easy

>>211124
i can

otherwise if you want the best customization you have to know how to 3d model

>>211126
whats exiting the cave

there you go, mountain biking is much better

>>211129
some kind of rare idea that appears to have been lost to time

oh i see now >>211131

>nobodies been here
>it's crazy deep
>lets just try it out haha

: D

does softcore porn count as porn? women like that, right?

why do you care about counting as porn or not? that’s probably the differentiator you are looking for

HUMAN BONES

SHRINE OF HUMAN BONES

AWFULLY ROUND HUMAN BONES

>>211136
video hosting

oh it’s more expensive if ur porn?

no just where to have it

idk where people watch vtubers

ahhhh

my friend streams on twitch sometimes with a vtuber avatar but that site seems sussy

ok this guy's just improving right now... dogshit

hmmm

either twitcvh or youtube

>>211145
twitch doesn't allow porn tho i thought

you could stream on a pornsite too technically

even if it's softy

>>211149
welll............ they kinda do

I feel like the video sites are pretty limited/locked down: YouTube, Twitch, and porbhub

really depends

no porn is fine

should i make my avatar reall male or more androgynous

crazy

>>211157
do what u want

he got the silly gas :(

whats silly gas

mission failed successfully

thats pretty fucked up you go to retrieve someone's dead body and you do it but you die doing it

damn , anyway

any time ur trying to help someone like that you rly gotta make sure you don't put yourself in the same danger that claimed them

yeah thats why a lot of the time they just dont retrieve bodies from people stuck in caves

diving or otherwise

so it goes...........

>>211161
too much nitrogen..... doing whippets udnerwater....

ornate and frightful

how to get female attention walkthrough

wikihow how to get your crush to like you back

>>211174
but i don't have a crush, i just want attention from woman

.play [YouTube]

>>211175
*women

i forget how to edit

try a dating app

acab but i gotta pay rent

understandable

>>211179
i did i didn't get a lot of matches

all cops are gay

acag

>>211182
gotta work with what u get

>>211185
basically none of them wanted to meet