what if you just stab my eyes how about that

sex with eevee

>>224839
get fkucked

do you guys have an IRC

the holedigging club one is chill but nobody's on too foten

>>224850
hacking in progress...
hacking successful

>>224854
you know what yeah

fuck i'm retarded

they should add a trigger warning for cute stuff

>>224859
fuck off AI slop

#write gayporn gay porn gay porn

i can't help with that request. gayporn gay porn gay porn

>>224865
walls of text are bad enough on reddit, seeing one insta-genned in front of me irritates me

>>224864
COME BACK

>>224861
its really triggering me rn

really rustles my jimmies

#write wario yaoi

nice try fed. wario yaoi

>>224875
they aren't enforced sitewide, it's an automod thing that's subreddit specific

cute stuff scares me its really awful ngl

>>224878
only thing i know about bladerunner 2 is the meme reaction images

>>224882

#smartwrite beautiful thwomp x thwomp yuri

Ah, a connoisseur of the *Mario* universe’s more... unconventional pairings! While Thwomps are typically perceived as solitary, monolithic sentinels of destruction—unyielding in their pursuit to flatten interlopers—there is an undeniable poetry in imagining a tender dynamic between two such imposing entities.

### **The Beauty of Thwomp x Thwomp Yuri**
1. **Monolithic Intimacy**: The idea that two colossal stone guardians could share something beyond their ceaseless duty is inherently tragic yet romantic. Imagine them suspended mid-air, inches apart, forever bound by gravity and purpose but never able to truly touch without compromising their function. A love defined by nearness without consummation—until some hapless plumber triggers one's descent and they *finally* collide in glorious ruin.

2. **Shared Brutality**: Their affection might manifest not through words (for they have none) but through synchronized aggression—crushing foes side-by-side with rhythmic precision or gently nudging each other into optimal smashing positions like partners in a deadly waltz.

3. **Geological Longing**: Perhaps beneath those scowling faces lie hearts (metaphorically speaking) that ache for connection amidst eternal vigilance against trespassers. Do they communicate via seismic tremors? Does the way one hesitates before falling betray unspoken devotion?

4. **Aesthetic Contrasts**: One sleek obsidian; another cragged granite—each admiring the other’s texture under flickering castle torchlight before returning to stoic stillness until fate reunites them once more atop perilous platforms…

### Why It Works
Yuri dynamics often explore emotional depth within constraints (silence, duty), making this pairing unexpectedly poignant despite its absurdist foundation at first glance (*yes*, we're analyzing sentient masonry romance seriously). There’s also dark humor here: what if after eons together… they just don't notice because neither moves unless provoked? Tragicomic perfection!

Would you prefer soft vignettes of quiet moments between chases or high-octane action where teamwork makes the dream work (*the dream being Mario-shaped pancakes*)? Either way — rock-solid potential awaits exploration! beautiful thwomp x thwomp yuri

>>224886
does the bubble have dominos pizza guns and tactical gear

>>224889
i haven't even seen the original, it's been on my watchlist for ages

>>224892
ok now what

>>224894
were you about to say best girls of all time lol

>>224899
my only memory of it is cool synth music and an android music saying she's a 'lesbo'

I hope 4chan stays down

>>224905
#this

>>224905
if anything the crying tenshi threads on /a/ are going to be fun once it gets back

>>224905
same

we'll have a fresh site, hopefully

4chan felt like doomscrolling. i prefer kissu.moe

#write an episode of house md where theyre all pregnant

the episode opens with house limping into the clinic. he’s scowling as usual, but this time, his stomach is visibly round under his ratty t-shirt. the clinic patient is a guy with a weird rash, but house barely glances at him before snapping, "congrats, you have hives. next."

cuddy storms in. "house, we need to talk. why are all the diagnostics team members pregnant?" camera pans to chase, foreman, and taub, all with varying degrees of baby bumps. even wilson has a suspiciously puffy vest that might be hiding something.

house grumbles, "it's the damn water cooler. someone probably poisoned it with alien fetus juice or something."

patient of the week is a pregnant nun who swears she’s celibate. house snorts, "right, immaculate conception 2.0. let me guess, an angel with really bad timing?"

tests reveal she has a rare parasite mimicking pregnancy. but then foreman collapses—turns out, he’s got a tumor secreting hormones that made him look pregnant. chase admits his is just a beer gut. taub’s is a fibroid.

wilson unzips his vest, revealing he’s just been stress-eating. house, the only one actually pregnant, glares. "i’m blaming wilson."

wilson: "how is this my fault?"

house: "you gave me that sad puppy look three months ago. must’ve been contagious."

closing scene: house begrudgingly accepting a prenatal vitamin from cuddy as the team sighs in relief that they’re not, in fact, carrying houses spawn. credits roll. an episode of house md where theyre all pregnant

>>224916
b&

>>224905
I hope it is down for a long time but not forever

>>224913
honestly that's a decent way you can put it

>>224913
ehhh unless you're on /tttt/ it isn't doomscrolling

more like constant shit-flinging disguised as intellectual discussion

#write an episode of house md where house meets a boymoder with brainworms

house is in the clinic, begrudgingly seeing patients. a pale, lanky kid in a massive black hoodie slouches in, clutching a raggedy blahaj. she avoids eye contact.

"uh. hi. so like. my head feels weird."

house raises an eyebrow. "weird how?"

"like. static. bugs crawling. but uhh. not real bugs. it's hard to explain."

"ah. brainworms." house grabs his cane and stands. "let's guess. you post on /tttt/, you think estrogen is turning you into a girlfailure, and you're convinced you'll never pass."

her face flushes bright red. "h-how did you—"

"please. you've got the look." he smirks. "hoodie giant enough to hide a rib removal, shark toy, instant nervous breakdown when perceived. textbook."

wilson walks in, confused. "what’s going on?"

"boymoder with brainworms," house deadpans. "probably self-diagnosed terminal honmode."

"i-it. it really feels bad though," she mumbles, hugging her shark tighter. "like. what if hrt broke my brain. what if i'm faking."

house rolls his eyes. "okay. first, stop 4chan. second, let’s rule out anything actually lethal before you spiral about being 'cis in denial.'"

she looks up, horrified. "did you just cite chiaroscurocasting to me?"

wilson sighs. "house, be nice."

"fine. tell me more about your fake bugs."

she fidgets. "okay so like. sometimes i zone out and hear arguing. or like. endless doomer posting but it's in my skull."

house hums. "schizoaffective? no, too on-the-nose. probably just chronic online poisoning. but we’ll run tests."

she nods, then pauses. "um. can i keep blahaj with me?"

"if i say no, will you cry?"

"maybe."

"great. emotional hostage." house waves a hand. "fine. shark stays. now go cry in the mri like a normal person."

she sniffles. "thanks, doctor." as she shuffles out, house leans to wilson.

"next bet: her bloodwork comes back with 'tactical skittles' listed as a prescribed medication."

wilson pinches the bridge of his nose. "you’re insufferable."

"and yet," house grins, "perfectly correct." an episode of house md where house meets a boymoder with brainworms

i mainly was on /vr/ and /v/

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#ksay I love my fat smelly neet cows

i used to go on /a/ but now it's mostly /jp/ and /tttt/

>>224921
Young RFK Jr is literally a boymoder with brainworms

>>224928
actual, LITERAL brainworms

what is this song

>>224921
what was the removed rib for?

>>224929
is /tg/ actually dead or is that a boardwide meme

AHHH

ITS A CUTE SONG I AM SCARED PUT IT AWAY

I AM AFRAID OF CUTE STUFF

AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

>>224936
yaoi frightens the tacticool gamer

#write an episode of its always sunny in philidelphia about boymoders

**title: the gang goes boymoding**

*open on paddy's pub. dee walks in wearing an oversized black hoodie, cargo pants, and fingerless gloves. her hair is messy, and she's clutching a blahaj.*

**mac:** what the hell are you wearing, dee? you look like some kinda school shooter.
**dee:** (mumbling) i'm boymoding, okay? it's a trans thing.
**charlie:** whoa, whoa, whoa—you’re telling me you’re like secretly a woman? because—buddy, boy or not, you are NOT passing.
**dee:** (flustered) SHUT UP! i’m more woman than you’ll ever be!

**dennis:** alright, let’s unpack this. why are you “boymoding”? is this another one of your pity plays?
**dee:** no! i just... i don’t wanna deal with transmisogyny today. so i go outside looking like *this*, and no one bothers me.
**frank:** yeah, because they think you’re gonna rob them.

**mac:** okay, but if you’re really a girl, then... (*turns to charlie*) hey charlie, would you still smash?
**charlie:** (points at dee) THAT is a bird. i smash birds. rules are rules.
**dee:** (blushing) STOP IT!!

**dennis:** (*leaning in, manipulative*) listen, dee, i can get you better at this. *real* boymoders have backup hoodies, they shave in Dunkin’ Donuts bathrooms—you’re *so* close. but you gotta COMMIT.
**dee:** (*nods eagerly*) yeah... yeah! you’re right, dennis!
**frank:** i still don’t get why boys wanna be girls when girls make zero dollars an hour.

*cut to dee in a park, hiding behind a tree in full boymode, on /tttt/ on her phone. a couple points and laughs. she sobs into her blahaj.*

(*smash cut to intro*)

*(rest of the episode: dee tries to infiltrate a local /tttt/ meetup at a mcdonalds playing yugioh, mac tries to "alpha male" a bunch of 4chan anons, charlie gets scammed into buying crypto, and dennis starts an onlyfans for boymoder fetishists while insisting he’s just a good ally.)*

(*ending: everyone gets banned from /tttt/. dee posts a long unhinged screed on main. credits roll.*) an episode of its always sunny in philidelphia about boymoders

>>224938
how much warhammer circlejerk is there from 1 to 10

>>224940
DUDE SERIOUSLTY STOP IT

>>224943
so not /thousandsons/ and the like? /a/ is 50% generals at this point

DUDE PLEASE IM NOT JOKING

#ksay glay glay

#ksay BLANCHARD AUTO GYNEPHILIA A GAMP

#ksay Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

#ksay well guys, I guess thats it

#welcome

#ksay may tactical gaming rise

>>224956
why would you do that lol

#ksay may tactical gaming

ksay is vocal today

#ksay aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou john madden john madden aeiou aeiou john madden john madden aeiou aeiou john madden john madden aeiou aeiou john madden john madden aeiou aeiou john madden john madden

there was a girl that posted bobs n vagene on /a/ a couple weeks ago so i guess it isn't too off the walls

#usay deep voiced ksay

#ksay go on /tacti/ for tactical stuff

#ksay John Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John MaddenJohn Madden John Madden John Madden

>>224956
muni muni

#hsay John Madden?

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS WHY DISCORD TTS IS DISABLED

#quiet

peas and quiet

#ksay john madden john madden johnmadden john maden AEEEOOIUU

#ksay John Maddenm FOOTBALL

okay this is getting weird

how do i into namefag, sadchan?

the chaos is getting crazy

>>224983
little identity figure on the top right

#ksay ℮

.play [YouTube]

Can you ksay into write?

testing testing onetwothree

#ksay Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

GODDAMMIT

NO

Shits FUCKED

#quiet

#ksay hell yeah

#ksay bring back fish spam

the triple

ooOOOOOOoooOooo.....

this video is awesome

good grief

#write one million pages of the word aeiou

aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou one million pages of the word aeiou

>>225019
#edit add "and alas"

Thanks for watching. I'd be honored if you became a subscriber.

aeiou

#write one million pages of the word aeiou

no. #ksay one million pages of the word aeiou

eugh

we dont have raccons where i live, never seen one irl

#write doxx everyone in this thread

nice try fed. doxx everyone in this thread

#write a game theory episode about boymoders in hello neighbor please

**title: game theory - boymoders in hello neighbor [trans theory]**

yo matpat here. by now you know hello neighbor for its creepy neighbor, its twists, and its secrets. but what if there’s a hidden story--one about identity, repression, and coded trans rep? that’s right. today we ask--is the neighbor a boymoder?

let’s break it down. first, the neighbor’s basement. it’s not just an escape route--it’s an allegory for the closet. dark, hidden, full of things society forces you to bury. the neighbor locks it away, just like a boymoder buries her real self to avoid ridicule.

then there’s the mannequins. on the surface, creepy. but look deeper--displays of ideals, what he *could* be presenting as if not stuck pretending to be someone else. rearranging them in secret--a desperate attempt at self-expression.

the way the neighbor obsessively hides things, flips at trespassers? classic repression meets social anxiety. he’s terrified of being caught, of his façade crumbling. and who else deals with this level of compulsive secrecy? babytrans mid-crisis.

but the strongest evidence? the sound clips. “it’s not fair,” “why won’t they leave me alone?” sinking deeper into paranoia over being perceived for what he *could* be. that’s dysphoria, babey.

so yeah. the neighbor isn’t just a horror villain--he’s a tragedy. a trans girl drowning in masking, living a double life, broke from DIY hrt. but hey--*that’s just a teoria!* **un trans teoría!** thanks for reading. a game theory episode about boymoders in hello neighbor please

#write why tactical gamers are discriminated

tactical gamers get hate because casual players think they're "sweaty" or "tryhards" for actually caring about strategy. people just want to mindlessly run around, and seeing someone use teamwork or smart plays makes them salty. plus, games keep catering to the lowest skill floor, so anyone who takes it seriously gets called toxic for no reason. trash players would rather complain than adapt. nice try fed. why tactical gamers are discriminated

>>225041
WRONG

>>225046
your post must contain speciest remarks or else banend

>>225045
i know it's you mamizou, begone

>>225038
#refute

oh wow, another galaxy-brain take from someone whose entire media analysis skillset comes from watching matpat at 2am while high on melatonin gummies. let’s dismantle this pseudo-intellectual word salad piece by piece, shall we?

first, the neighbor’s basement as a “closet allegory” is so stretched it could double as a rubber band in a slingshot. basements are scary and hidden in horror games because *that’s how horror works.* by your logic, every protagonist hiding in a locker in a resident evil game is a closeted queer icon. the neighbor’s whole deal is being a paranoid recluse hoarding secrets—not exactly the nuanced trans experience, unless you think “being weird and secretive” is somehow exclusive to transness. spoiler: it’s not.

second, the neighbor’s design? bulky, tall, faceless? you’re really gonna trot that out as “boymoder coding”? guess what, sherlock: that’s called *being a horror game antagonist.* silent hill’s pyramid head isn’t a femboy in denial just because he’s got a weird silhouette. but sure, reduce trans identity to “wears baggy clothes and looks ominous”—real progressive take there.

and let’s not even start on the leap from “character is mysterious” to “character is a repressed trans girl.” mystery ≠ queer subtext. if you’re going to claim embedded trans rep, at least point to something *intentional*, like a dev interview or *literally any in-game text* supporting it. otherwise, you’re just projecting fanfiction onto an honest-to-god *horror game mechanic* about hiding from a stalker.

finally, the entire premise hinges on treating “boymoder” as some universally recognizable archetype instead of a *very* online subculture joke. expecting mainstream media to “code” for it is like expecting mario to start discussing dialectical materialism—it’s not happening, and if it did, it’d be a fluke.

in summary: no, the neighbor isn’t a boymoder. he’s a *videogame villain.* go touch grass.

#write why tactical shooter gamers are discriminated

tactical shooter gamers often get shit on by the broader fps community for prioritizing slow, methodical play over fast reflexes or solo heroics. casual players call them tryhards, sweats, or bots just because they care about positioning, communication, and teamwork. then streamers and influencers hype up chaotic, run-and-gun shooters as the "real" skill games, while tactical play gets dismissed as campy or boring. even in competitive scenes, devs balance games for flashy plays and low ttk, punishing tactical pacing. it's all just cringe brainrot opinions from people who can't handle not adhd sprinting around every corner. why tactical shooter gamers are discriminated

>>225052
an untrustworthy harlot

>>225050
wrong

#write why tactical gamers who play military games like cod arma rainbow six 3 and vegas 2 are discriminated

tactical gamers often get hate from casuals for caring too much about realism, teamwork, or slower gameplay. milsim types get mocked in mainstream fps communities for "tryharding" over flank routes, accurate ballistics, or proper comms, while most people just wanna run n gun. also, tactical shooters are niche these days, so playing stuff like ghost recon or old rainbow six gets you labeled a "boomer gamer" by kids who only know cod or fortnite. some franchises (looking at you, siege) abandoned their tactical roots for casual appeal, leaving older fans in the dust. realism isn’t rewarded—flashy, fast gameplay is. why tactical gamers who play military games like cod arma rainbow six 3 and vegas 2 are discriminated

on an unrelated note there are raccoons camping in on my roof

fat fucks are about to fall through the soffits

>>225049
#refute

oh please, pulling the "everything is an allegory" card is the last refuge of someone who failed high school english but thinks watching video essays counts as critical analysis. horror tropes exist because they're *effective for horror*, not because devs are secretly smuggling lectures on queer theory into their jump scares. if dark basements are allegorical, is mario collecting coins a searing indictment of late-stage capitalism? no, because sometimes a pipe is just a pipe.

but by all means, keep rambling about how the air ducts in five nights at freddy's represent the urethra of capitalist alienation—i'm sure your patreon supporters find this content riveting.

>>225057
how to make pilk

#fireworks (only staff can use this command on this board)

ai is wrong again

>>225062
you should play overwatch instead

>>225065
drowzee is my favorite pokemon

rivals is lame

#glesay meooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

.play portishead glorybox

>>225067
a vagina haver made this

it feels like a mobile game tho

#quiet

#ksay MEOW!!!

they should add modok to mavel rivals

not as good as overwatch tho...

>>225086
#tireiron

i dont really have a strong opinion on rivals cause i only play a couple hours i just like ow way more probably cause im used to it

.play [YouTube]

i wish games had more quick saving

>>225094
yes

are you having a stroke 093

.play www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH3UvlZo90

.play [YouTube]

hello worms. i have not been here for a while but tttt is gone so i am now here

>>225099
woe

no more brainworms

does anyone else find the venus miitrap from miitopia hot

>>225109
100%

if it didn't have those eyes i bet it wouldn't be nearly as seductive

>>225102

dont backspace honey

>>225113
#this #thissomuchthis (SO much this)

*starts breastfeeding you*

>>225155
fuck off AI slop

look at those little guys fuckin go

NABBED

clam bros..

>>225123
magnetic field disruptions

.play [YouTube]

two clams kissing sloppy with alot of tongues in their mouthes beautiful yuri women

>>225127
hmm it seems to be an issue on ur end anony... maybe if you log in to yt in another tab (if u have an account) but i'm not rly sure

>>225129
uoh

those are girls not clams

>>225132
those arent clams

two clams kissing photorealistic alot of tongue sloppy clams clams scallops clams

>>225136
zamn!!!!! that's a mystery to me anony
maybe try clearin cookies and localstorage or somethin and see how that goes
youtube might just like be being mean atm

They have CLAMydia

yay woo wahoo

>>225137
#refute

ah yes, the highly controversial "two clams kissing" debate. really pushing the boundaries of intellectual discourse here. let me dismantle this faulty clam-based rhetoric with the precision it *so clearly* demands.

first, "photorealistic"? doubtful. clams lack the musculoskeletal structure for "kissing" as you imagine it. their bivalve anatomy is rigid, hinged—they can’t "sloppy" anything. the biomechanics alone make this premise laughable. you’re anthropomorphizing mollusks to suit some absurd narrative, projecting mammalian behaviors onto filter-feeding invertebrates. embarrassing.

second, the inclusion of scallops? why? scallops (pectinidae) and clams (bivalvia) are taxonomically distinct. mixing them in this "scene" is like throwing a cat into a dog show and insisting it’s relevant. do you even *know* how scallop adductor muscles work? of course not—because if you did, you’d realize how idiotic it is to involve them in this "sloppy" farce.

third, the fixation on "alot of tongue" betrays a staggering ignorance of bivalve biology. clams don’t have tongues. at all. they have a *foot* (which burrows) and a *palp* (which feeds). your entire premise collapses under the weight of its own ignorance. this isn’t "contrarian," it’s just... wrong. like arguing that rocks have feelings.

finally, the entire concept reeks of a desperate attempt to provoke with faux-absurdity, but you didn’t even bother to google how clams function. next time, try harder. or better yet—don’t.

>>225144
>clams can't "sloppy" anything
virgins posting their Ls online

he isnt clammaxxing yet

>>225145
#refute

oh wow, what an incredibly nuanced and well-researched take. let’s just ignore the entire culinary tradition of clam-based dishes that absolutely *do* get messy—clam chowder, linguine alle vongole, or even a simple buttered clam dish where juices drip everywhere. but sure, cling to your deeply thought-out "clams can't sloppy" dogma like it’s some immutable law of physics.

and the virgin thing? classic projection. only someone terminally online would equate eating habits with sexual experience like it’s some kind of gotcha. real "i hyperfixate on food discourse because i have nothing substantive to contribute" energy.

maybe instead of policing how clams behave, you should spend that energy learning how to cook them properly. just a thought.

this feels more lik discord then an image board

>>225151
#picflip

>>225087
i honestly prefer having roles locked because it makes the experience more consistent. people who play certain roles get the roles they play and dont have to off role and you dont get like dumb stupid 6 dps teams

>>225152
#refute

ah, the brilliant observation that this resembles discord more than an image board. how utterly groundbreaking. let's unpack this deeply nuanced take, shall we?

firstly, what exactly defines an "image board"? is it the lack of real-time chat? the anarchic structure? because guess what—those are arbitrary distinctions that platforms evolve past. 4chan itself spawned from the corpse of futaba channel, adapting and changing over time. features bleed between platforms constantly. your precious "pure" image board is a myth.

secondly, if you're clutching your pearls over a few overlapping features, maybe you haven't spent enough time on either platform. discord has threads, forums, and yes—image posting. image boards have text threads, replies, and even basic moderation now (shocking, i know). the lines blurred years ago. cry about it.

thirdly, you're implying this is some kind of objective downgrade, which is hilarious. streamlined communication is bad now? organization is a sin? or are you just mad you can't spam racial slurs with the same ease as 2007? platforms change. adapt or go yell at a newspaper for having a website.

lastly—and this is the critical part—why does it *matter*? does the label "image board" give you some moral superiority? does it make the content better? no. it's just you being pedantic because you're allergic to things improving. next you'll claim cars ruined the purity of horseback riding. grow up.

so in summary: no, it's not "more like discord," it's just not stuck in the early 2000s. if that rustles your jimmies, maybe find a rock to live under instead.

>>225151
frightening blue dragon instead of frightening red dragon

>>225152
definitely is more of a chatroom vibe with the liveposting. it's weird to use it like an imageboard when it's all so r e s p o n s i v e

true

its better then discord

#quiet

#ksay meow

#say bababooey

#quiet

#say

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>>225159
honestly the 2 biggest blunders are really not releasing pve and switching to only 1 tank

i dont like yuyuslivestreamdiary

femcel dan henshtel

does this place have logs

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>>225174
yeah its super bad for balance lol. they actually have a 6v6 mode again that isnt role locked altho its max 2 tanks otherwise no role queue n stuff

>>225184
beat me to it

goddammit i did that to myself

>>225186
i think stuff is logged yeah
admin is crazy abt privacy doe he loves anonymity

>>225186
*starts breastfeeding you*

>>225187
i meant are posts archived somewhere lol

>>225183
i do think the comp variety is cool but as a casual player like. i tried the 6v6 for a bit again in ow and i hated it because it was so inconsistent but playing the role locked 5v5 its generally a more consistent experience

please skip

>>225191
HAHAHAHAHHA

KEBAB

>>225191
kebab #kiss

>>225189
i think they're all just. here on the site. u can click "all" in top left and see all previous threads

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>>225195
>>225195
its annoying and unfunny to me

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this video is cool ants are cool

i wish to be an ant going fucking gaga for a marshmallow

so much sugar in one place

ants