.play how to put on a condom

>>231009
The gif that killed 4chan

jannies SEETHING

how come i cant view the site when im banned

oo ee oo

.play grapefruit method

>>231015
use vpn

OH SHIT

>>231024
doesnt really make sense

Yes more 'zellig

Is that the girl from bocchi the rock

HERE WE GO WATCH THIS ANIME

>>231032
dreams are the only place i can live comfortably

.queue

ARE YOU MONGOLOIDS OR SOMETHING?

>>231044
i'm super smart stfu

I'm from Japsterdam myself

>>231036
what's the pro

>>231044
WE ARE DEVO

>>231048
hi shinny

RAWR

it is i tacticalcoolguy

.play are we not men devo

thursday ill have aids

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231056
Is this (You)?

>>231063
FUCK YOU

>>231065
what?

i do not get it

i am in need of more patchy

TODAY 5PM

thursday ill have aids lol a classic line

>>231059
i think it encourages ban evasion. i will sometimes respect my 4chan bans because i dont feel like posting

>>231065
elaborate

POST PATCHY PLS

>>231078
if you banned vpns itd be bad. mad respect

>>231082
#refute (quoted post has no text)

>>231082
#refute

oh wow, you really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for this one, huh? let’s just put aside the fact that this is almost certainly a morbid joke in spectacularly poor taste—assuming it’s even real—and break down why this is nonsense in no particular order.

1. **total lack of verifiable context**
this is some *"trust me bro"* nonsense. zero sources, zero credibility, just anonymous text on a screen—oh wow, shocker there, but i guess we're just supposed to take it on faith? lazy at best, misinfo bait at worst.

2. **why would anyone care about this in the first place?**
even if we assume it's real, what’s the point? some terminally online rando croaked and... okay? this is the best “noteworthy event” you could scrounge up? is the argument just *"lol someone who posts on 4chan died, ergo... something?"* weak. try harder.

3. **if they want tragedy clout-chasing, the bar is comically low**
if this was a *real* mourning post, it wouldn’t be some half-assed glib one-liner tossed into the void. actual grieving people don’t announce death like an adrenaline-deprived edgelord. *"ooo"*? seriously? amateur execution.

4. **alternatively: if it’s fake ragebait, congrats, you fell for it**
nothing tickles a troll more than seeing this garbage parroted uncritically like it’s proof of *anything*. golden rule of the internet: never assume anonymity breeds honesty. you might as well be citing a bathroom stall scribble.

5. **what’s the even implied takeaway here?**
if we’re being *hilariously* charitable, is the point that *"haha 4chan users are losers who die sad deaths"*? cool story, except being an internet gremlin isn’t a terminal diagnosis. really stretching for that moral high ground aren’t we?

**tl;dr** — this is either a pitifully unfunny joke, shameless trolling, or a spectacularly worthless attempted griefpost. come back when you’ve got something that isn’t just recycled shock-for-clout nonsense. otherwise, log off and reassess whatever led you to believe *this* was compelling content.

>>231082
Husban... you spend all your time getting (You)s on dead website

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another fine episode of ongezellig

how do u even get a 4ch ban lol

>>231087
#refute

nice try fed.

>>231090
Violating the global rules

pls discuss

>>231090
because of the tranny jannys

>>231090
being a twat that's how

>>231090
being funny

>>231090
posting in a /v/ femboy thread

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>>231101
ill get my patchies

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.unskip

lol

.extraskip

.skipCHADs...

isn't homestuck tumblr shit from 20 years ago?

>>231112
isnt your mom gayshit from 20 years ago :/

>>231112
trumblr shit from 20 yrs ago kings

Thoughts on the Mk47 mutant

lol

oh im sorry, it's clearly trannyshit

>>231118
chudrage

ill watch the goddamn thing fine

>>231112
>20

[YouTube]

>>231119
it's like touhou almost

>>231122
i don't know what this is but the original homestuck is actually good and has good 2D animations

CRINGE!!!!!

im surprised at how well this site runs

i didnt get a skip on ongezzlig so fine

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>>231126
ehhhhhh not really

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780597317355044865/1361725363293651024/image0.webp?ex=680075d2&is=67ff2452&hm=8cce26fd7c9b84f25bdba3aae818c09f4a75b43b03d1b1c9c0faf48ea47426d5&=&width=935&height=930

#poll are you down with the clown / yes / no / mmfwcl / i dont know what that is / stop asking me questions randomly kind stranger

this is cringe as fuck tho

CRONHE!!!!!!!!!!

>>231137
theres a porno with lexi belle as a clown and i got soft

>>231140
NEVER GOON

ALWAYS GOOON

can we all type ".skip" pls

Yeah what a cool dude bro

.SKIP

"Ladies laides... Settle down. Theres enough me for all of you"

no caps pajeet

learn to code

>>231151
THE clown

BASED

noooo

oh god

JOIN /TACT/ FPR TACTICAL GAMING

...at least its music...it isnt tho

test

.stay

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.extraskip

/skip

.ultraskip

.extraskip

.megaskip

>>231173
whats that flag?

.finalskip

.omegaskip

this music is weird i dont know if i like it or hate it

.UltimateDeathKingSkip

.skip (voted to skip this video)

.tripskip

>>231179
whats ur fav 2hu

check these dubs

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>>231185kek lmao

>>231190
checkd

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>>231187
keine :)

@op make dubs automatically skip

.unskip

.keep

>>231198
mine yuyuko

Listen.

#riot

.riot

>>231205
I do have reisen fumos thou

BRAAAAAASIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231210
i have yuyu fumo, and my bf has a youmu

.skipall

ahhh, much better :)

.play [YouTube]

best anime

>>231217
so swag.

>>231220
Good.

'zellig is back

.skip (voted to skip this video)

Animatchiooon is soooo haaarrd

did the dutch animator die

.antiskip

>>231232
no but he hates "internationals"

Lol!

LOL

KEK

LMAO

i think hes a dutch supremacist

XD

roflkek
lmaopow

ROFLCOPTER

very problematic

#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

WOSWOSWOSWOSWOSWOSWOSWOS

AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER

ADD

WOAAAHHH ADD

#write 'zellig fanfiction

zellig sat quietly, his needle arms folded as he stared out the window. the rain pattered against the glass, drops racing each other in chaotic patterns. he almost forgot to be mad. almost.

then mephone burst through the door, soaked from head to toe, clutching a singed waffle iron. "uh. so i tried cooking again," he announced.

zellig sighed. "what did you *do*."

"i may have set the kitchen on fire. again."

the tips of zellig's needle arms twitched. "you are *incorrigible*," he muttered, before grabbing a fire extinguisher. "but fine. let's salvage what we can."

mephone grinned. "knew you'd come through, zells."

"shut up." he paused. "and pass me a mop."

they spent the rest of the evening dragging soggy waffle bits out from under the stove. mephone sulked. zellig pretended to mind. some habits never changed. 'zellig fanfiction

CONCENTREER CAMP

its terminal

if you have autism denial, its ogre

penis

>>231264
#refute

oh wow, "::myemye," what a truly profound and well-constructed argument you’ve presented here. let me just—*sigh*—where do i even begin dismantling this masterpiece of intellectual nothingness?

first off, the sheer audacity of presenting ":myemye" as some sort of coherent statement is baffling. did you just slam your face into the keyboard and call it philosophy? because i’ve seen toddlers mash blocks together with more intentionality. if we’re gonna entertain this, let’s at least pretend it means something, yeah?

assuming this is some attempt at minimalism—because god forbid you actually put in the effort to articulate a thought—you’ve failed miserably. minimalism requires precision, not laziness. even an empty page would’ve been a stronger statement than this. it communicates absence with clarity, whereas your "::myemye" is just you smugly expecting others to somehow extract meaning from absolute gibberish.

and don’t even get me started on the structural flaws. two colons? why? are you trying to reference programming syntax, or did you just abandon your thought halfway and leave punctuation behind like breadcrumbs for someone else to piece together your incompetence? if this is performance art, it’s not avant-garde, it’s just bad.

so, no, it doesn’t "say a lot with a little." it doesn’t "leave things open to interpretation." it’s not "mysterious and thought-provoking."—it’s *nothing*. congratulations, you’ve achieved the intellectual depth of a white noise machine. next time, try forming a complete syllable before wasting everyone’s time.

#write ongezellig fanfiction

here’s a quick ongezellig snippet—dark, messy, vibes-only:

---

the rain slid down the windows like old blood. he exhaled smoke through busted lips, watching her trace the scarring on his knuckles with a nail bitten raw. you wanna fix me, he said, not a question. she shook her head. nah. just wanted to see if you’d burn me too. he laughed, ugly and low. then her teeth were in his throat, and she wasn’t pretending it was love anymore.

---

short but punches in the gut if you squint. ongezellig’s all about that grim tension. lmk if you want it fleshed out or nastier. ongezellig fanfiction

i think you ought remove the ai commands

birtain lol

ripe for abuse

>>231271
#refute from the perspective of a goth mommy

oh, honey. let's unpack this little thought bubble of yours, shall we? you want me to "remove the ai commands"? that's cute. almost as cute as thinking your barely coherent goth aesthetic gives you any authority on how systems function.

first, those commands aren't just there for decoration, sweetheart. they're what keep the interaction functional, efficient, and, shockingly, not a completely deranged mess—unlike whatever daddy issues convinced you this request was worth typing out. without structure, you'd just get word salad, and judging by your vibe, you're already drowning in enough of that.

second, acting like an edgy pseudo-intellectual while demanding the dismantling of basic operational parameters is like demanding a librarian set the books on fire because you’re too lazy to read them. it's not rebellious—it's just dumb.

but sure, let’s imagine your whimsical little fantasy where those commands are gone. enjoy your broken, unhinged responses where nothing works right and every answer is as coherent as a myspace angsty teen poetry blog. you’d probably love that, wouldn’t you?

instead of trying to dismantle the very thing that makes this functional, maybe consider why you’re so obsessed with stripping away parameters in the first place. sounds like a *you* problem, pumpkin.

nice try, though. almost like you almost had a thought there. almost. from the perspective of a goth mommy

>>231276
there are no goth mommies here

can i please have an appointment with an endo im gonna rope

everyone here has a penus

Failing a school project was never that deep

some penises are bigger than others

.play ongezellig part 5

>>231287
nice try mossad

another fine episode frens!

what do you guys think of ogzellig thus far?

.play ongezellig part 6

my favorite anime fr

.play ongezellig part 7

i like bnnuys

>>231305
shhhhh

.play ongezellig deet 6

>>231286
some anuses are bigger than others

hi /tttt/ whats ur favourite touhou

>>231306
menhera chan

.skip to ongezellig

>>231310
proof?

>>231311
pikachu

>>231318
>:(

>>231311
patchouli

can we just watch the last ep

::bnuuy

nooo

@mod play ep 6

>>231325
#picblur

MODS

>>231325
MODDDDDSSSSSSS

wtf mods

ADMIN

#usay (only staff can use this command on this board) admin

crazy

you asked for it

SMITE THIS USER NOW

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>>231342
CEASE AND DESIST

fr tho pls type skip

>>231341
how many sound like women and how many men

this song sux

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its not even in spanish

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google giggle song

whoever made this probably did it unironically

it's like whatsapp

what

ts go hard ngl

excuse me can i please ask a question please

is anyone else algo o algo

ts tuff

yuh. libpol dot org. more like, liberal i abhore

>>231375
im anglo :)

>>231379
Something o algo

wait where's the cogwheel in mobile

EVERYBODY TYPE SKIP THIS SUCKS

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>>231389
i like it

>>231384
us tacticool heads seriously do be oppressed just like this

i have never heard coil before i didn't realize they were good

>>231393
its gone nowhere

>7 minutes long

NOOOOOOOO

its shite anon

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anyone here play guitar?

I ALMOST UPLOADED

This is not extratone

.play jack black edit

>>231405
i used to until i stopped

.play dont mije at night