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lost
clash royale mentioned .skip
mitzi
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anon
the fuck
anon
>>273997
>>273998
#reply did they really have names like this? why?

yeah they really did. puritans loved naming kids after virtue or biblical concepts – hope, faith, charity, etc. some were even weirder, like "fly-fornication" or "kill-sin." blame the whole "religious zeal" thing. also made it easier to guilt-trip them later, probably. did they really have names like this? why?
mitzi
gilbert and eustace or fuck estanislao is a more normal and less whorey and shameful name than any gem name or lexi variation
Himeposter
>>274011
I love Alcibiades from greek history, I want my son to be based like him
anon
chastity was a common puritan name i think
anon
kill-sin is cool
faith:3
if i met a girl named kill-sin i'd probably die of stress on the spot
>>274019
mitzi
if i was able to be a mother i'd give my children fire ass names
>>274022>>274032
anon
>>274016
you’d die of kill cuz she could see if u committed any sins ever and use 2nd level smite evil
Himeposter
>>274018
I will give them the most large and unnecesary names
>>274024
Himeposter
Like Frederic III George Walter Karl
rose
i'd probs be a terrible mother, especially rn
anon
naming my daughter Shub-Niggurath
anon
>>274020
yes can you link lgbtchan.org in that thread
anon
im no longer banned
anon
>>274018
based first name assault last name rifle
first name knife last name desire
anon
why would you do this to me
Himeposter
>>274024
I will call my name with the full name of Karl IV
faith:3
>>274031
if we were actually getting laid we wouldn't be on this tucked away corner of the internet posting about wanting it, you're fine don't worry.
>>274039>>274055
anon
israel is my favorite siouxsie song
anon
>>274021
it’s too fancy non whore name
mitzi
god i've known like 6 people named israel in my life and they are all bitches
>>274050
rose
its been like a month since i last got topped, im dying oit here
>>274049>>274059
Himeposter
Real cool names are like this: Karl Franz Josef Ludwig Hubert Georg Otto Maria
mitzi
more considering just the shortening of "isa" which may aswell be isael
anon
izzy
faith:3
>>274057
i blushed ngl that's hot shit are you trying to murder me? :3
>>274062
rose
>>274049
right here right now baybeeee
mitzi
>>274042
*stands behind you and hugs you tight while breathing down your neck* hey~
rose
bend me over and slut me out out here in the open, pussy
Himeposter
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi
>>274046
jokes on you i haven't gotten laid in a year AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>274064
anon
naming my child isis
mitzi
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anon
naming my son Yusef Islam Mohammed
>>274085
amy
we need a same image
lost
how is this not skip yet lmao
amy
is there a good pic for that
faith:3
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anon
naming my child food stamp
Himeposter
DISNEY JUNIOR
lost
NOOOOOOO
Himeposter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mitzi
disney junior won
anon
i associate this song with sitting on teh couch and vomiting repeatedly
>>274082>>274084
faith:3
>>274077
i remember eating two mcdonalds cheeseburgers, watching a camcorded version of Lorax on a pirate DVD and then throwing up both cheeseburgers in the bathroom and that's why i didn't eat mcdonalds for 4 years after that
>>274094>>274100
mitzi
>>274063
naming my child Osama Bin Laden Descendant of the Muhhamad Throne of New Israel Juarez Perez
>>274087>>274088
anon
this setup seems marginally more retarded than the board
amy
>>274085
i don't think that's good. kind of a whore name
lost
anyway i was chunkling on 24 sausages on the floor when that plays
Himeposter
Based
anon
Naming my child Radiant Paladin of the 4th Reich
>>274109
anon
i used to just get sick a lot as a kid and id sit on the couch and watch disney jr or pbs kids sprout
anon
aww I hope it had some good moments
anon
AYAYA AYAYA
rose
need a girl to tell me i have a whore name while she fucks me
>>274104>>274107
mitzi
>>274084
i had the same experience except with apples and with some weird ass "hi 5" or sm tv show in discovery kids, genuinely didn't eat apples until i was like 13
>>274108
anon
women
Himeposter
Ayayaya
anon
need a girl to bite my ear off
lost
anime girl ytp to classical music got the vibe to it
faith:3
>>274100
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER HIGH 5. why is it always the multi-colored fuckshit shows that get kids to throw up, actually i think i answered my question right there
>>274114
anon
>>274092
yooo I’m going to do that too
amy
>>274104
last night i felt like i was i ran out of estradiol im refilling it tmrw but my hormones are out of wack and i was so fucking horny in the weirdest fucking way and i was trying to fall asleep and like humping my bed. it was fun tho
>>274122>>274123
anon
one of the last posts i made to 4chan was "why is it so hard to find a cute mentally fucked transbian gf" and someone said "you are currently on the mentally fucked transbian board"
rose
>>274104
i need a girl to fuck me and tell me im a whore and that her fucking me is what i was made for
mitzi
>>274108
AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT GEN Z UNITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Himeposter
GEN Z OF THE WORLD, UNITE
mitzi
gen z of the world, lest all puke watching discovery kids
anon
hi everyone
anon
i'm back again
lost
i know hi 5
anon
good to see you're all posting about yearning for other women
anon
>>274111
that’s good you enjoyed it!
faith:3
>>274111
you needed hormonal imbalance to get to that state? shit girl that sounds like me on a weekly basis :'')
>>274127
lost
hardest tutorial about tying yo shoes
anon
need a girl to hook me up to a blood changer machine and replace my blood with her blood and also wildly swing the hormones around
mitzi
i like causing hormonal imbalances on myself it reminds me that i was anemic and that i can fall back into that at any point it also numbs my sexuality or sometimes makes it hyper both are fun
rose
im only on 2mg instead of 4mg the last couple of weeks while i wait for my e to get delivered n ive been a lot needier, which is surprsing cos i was needy anyways
Himeposter
I'm doing 12mg of cipionate... am I mentally ill?
>>274132
amy
>>274130
i like it tbh its nice to not have to think about it if i dont wanna
>>274135
mitzi
>>274129
no that's a normal dose if you're doing injections every 14-15 days (day difference depends on your blood test results)
>>274134
anon
need a girl to trade teeth with
>>274136
faith:3
>>274131
(my ass is pre-E in case it wasn't obvious) the reduced sex drive is one of my most anticipated effects
>>274150>>274141
anon
>>274133
your teeth are too valuable anon that would be like a million teeth for one of your teeth
>>274145
anon
need a girl wholl listen to shitty 90s horrorcore with me in bed
Himeposter
I'M ESTRADIOL, DESTROYER OF MEN
mitzi
LENA YOU BITCH STOP GROOMING THE YOUNGER GENS INTO DOING 400PGML
>>274143
rose
i need them to invent emo boy hrt tbh
Himeposter
>>274140
I'm Lena Juicer 100%
faith:3
>>274141
where i live it's fairly easy to get it the official route i'm just waiting for a psych thing then i can start >:)
>>274149
rose
need a girl to do hormone injections on me and then tell me im becoming such a pretty girl for her
>>274153>>274151
anon
>>274135
yeah I kinda wish for that too quite a bit
faith:3
>>274147
sometimes i need to think about how a transfemme in heat with a keyboard is often better at getting people horny than even the horniest of porn artists in the world
>>274163>>274170
mitzi
.play aishite ado
mitzi
ado ado adoad oad oad
amy
>>274152
hollywood baby guitar riff starts playing
mitzi
.play weezer getchoo
anon
need a girl to just hang around yknow. be chill with. maybe smoke weed together
anon
need a girl who is never chill and smokes all my weed right out of my lungs by squeezing me and mashing faces together and only communicates by shouting
rose
>>274153
i just be leaking n saying stuff icl to you, im giggling n such
>>274172
anon
that is BARELY a g...
mitzi
that is not a fucking g
amy
weed :>
faith:3
>>274163
hehehehe leaking... hehehehehehehfdewiufheiufhehehehe....
rose
need a girl who ays we're getting high together but really shes giving me way more weed so she can get me dumb n easy to use
>>274179
anon
>>274160
that would be really really nice
mitzi
that is not
lost
oooooo
mitzi
i don't really like weed (edibles are barely something i like but still nice ig and its more about the experience bitch!!!) but god if i could do that with someone
>>274193
Himeposter
.play there's more live than this bjork
amy
i love weed tbh but its so expensive
rose
im like kinda whatever on weed but itd be nice to be dumb n helpless for a girl
mitzi
god i'm lonely
anon
i used to be friends with this "amab transmasc" guy who told me he thought weed was retarded
>>274194>>274195
anon
i want to be gay
anon
>>274186
yeah weed can have some bad effects on random people
anon
it was fun though but I’ve always been a lil schizoid
>>274202
Himeposter
>>274182
I'm totally pro drugs but against weed
mitzi
i'm like pretty anti-drugs all things considered, just find it to be stupid and a waste of resources, but i am not gonna deny there's nothing like weed to just be all fucking silly
>>274204
Himeposter
Weed is icky
anon
right now hes dating this weird catholic tgirl who posts mostly about getting molested
anon
idk it was from a friend I just inhaled it and held it when it was my turn and they called me smaug it was fun and then I thought I saw a giant bird but they pointed out it wasn’t and then I was like ooohhh yeah you’re right haha
anon
>>274192
.play 21st century schizoid man
anon
i've played the amab transmasc card too
anon
try it
mitzi
>>274204
i despise alcohol (has been drinking for years on and off)
>>274216
Himeposter
>>274205
Nononono, lowercase m to uppercase M
rose
i got some alcohol in my room rn its amaretto
anon
male to slightly more androgynous male
>>274217
rose
buti ts like the alcohol cream, maybe i;ll put it in a coffe, thatd go sexo mode
mitzi
i only drink wine tbh, barely ever beer when i'm out with friends and hell i sometimes just get non-alcoholic beer or cocktails i don't like how i get with it
>>274224
Himeposter
>>274213
Steroids are not ironically gender affirming care
anon
>>274207
I love the alcohol high I feel so much less worried
amy
>>274211
isnt saying ur transmasc as an amab person and then getting more androgynous kind of just implying that trans men cant pass
>>274221>>274222
rose
a nonbinary put this on when i was hanging out in her basement n i hated it cos i was rlly depressed n wanted to listen to teen suicide
>>274223
anon
but I don’t drink cuz it’s bad
anon
>>274217
the guy was really weird i dont understand most of the things he said or believed in
rose
>>274219
i got to punch a girl in the tummy til she came in my mouth after tho so it was alright
>>274229
mitzi
>>274214
this may be the most fembrained thng i've ever said in my life holy shit
>>274225
mitzi
i like drinking that wine that comes in a tetrapack carton that costs 2 bucks i am poor and miserable but i am alive and do whatever i please with myself
amy
i almost exclusively drink white claw bc it doesnt taste too bad and im a baby
anon
i absolutely despise alcohol for some reason i cant stand it
faith:3
>>274223
need need need need need need need need need need need need fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>274233
anon
i like weed but not alcohol
>>274234
anon
and even then sometimes i despise weed
amy
>>274230
it grows on u or at least it did for me
faith:3
>>274233
either works honestly :3
mitzi
sorry what
gray (mobile)
brain fog sorry
rose
tummy punches are so cute, especially when ur subbing n u just hit em with a bop n they get all like dizzy lmao
>>274242>>274248
mitzi
tummy kisses tho

make love not hate unleash desire not hate
>>274265
amy
>>274240
the peak of my life was hanging out w some friends in a parking lot and getting punched in the tummy and kicked while i was on the ground
>>274248>>274246
anon
>>274225
the ‘it’s good for you’ stuff was a PSYOP though. I like it in food but don’t fall for the oh it’s cutsie and won’t ruin your body stuff
>>274253>>274257
anon
i got jumpscared by three six mafia just now
anon
>>274237
themes are exclusive to the board, can't transfer em outta there...
>>274256
faith:3
>>274240
>>274242
i think i might be the one in heat actually i'm losing basic rational thought rn
mitzi
bee seeven for juan
mitzi
thanks for flying
mitzi
we've been your pilots
rose
>>274243
its alcohol im drinking it cos it makes me feel like i should have a baby pumped into me, not cos its good for me lmao
>>274278
mitzi
.play lavish twenty one pilots
>>274263
Anonymous
cuz the antioxidants
gray (mobile)
>>274257
wine is good in moderation
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
amy
royalty free music pls skip
mitzi
jesus came down from the heavens and said

"get yo ass a chubby girl and grab those lovehandles and worship the tummy with your lips then breed her until she cna't walk"
>>274279>>274275>>274276
anon
>>274260
psyop the medical ppl now say no safe level. do cardio if u want good heart
Anonymous
r u gettin all parasocial?
rose
>>274271
faaaaaaacts, true true true true trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
amy
>>274271
our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name
mitzi
god i miss the boymoder girl so much
anon
i wish i looked like judee sill but instead i look like a dumbass twink
mitzi
stringbean t4t is lame, get me that stringbean x chubby t4t
anon
I’m scared fat ppl will vore me I saw pictographic evidence
vuuv
.play take the power back ratm
lost
THE OLLLDDD song
Anonymous
there’s a really funny story in the bible where jesus kills a tree
anon
but if they showed me affection ok I love them
mitzi
>>274282
no fuck off with your blurryface shit
faith:3
>>274283
shout out to @wombrion on tumblr for being my favorite little fucked-up sapphic ship artist
>>274296>>274303
mitzi
this is a strictly clancy, trench and r@b top queue do NOT add blurryface or sai
>>274302
anon
I’ve had that song going through my head lately wtf but also I don’t like it lol
rose
fucking a girl with a hucow kink n she gets me naked and says i'd make a perfect cowgirl and its like fried my brain so good
>>274301
anon
fucking a girl in chains of ice
faith:3
>>274296
perhaps you'll find me in the notes going crazy when they post
amy
>>274292
did i spell it wrong i dont see anything
anon
why is everyone talking about sex
>>274308
anon
can we talk about having fun and other sfw things?
>>274311
mitzi
>>274302
horrible song you have some good songs in blurryface and picked the most overplayed one
anon
>>274304
i went to bed and they were taking about sex and i wake up and they're STILL talking about sex
>>274323
anon
>>274305
oh you mean like masturbation or erotic art I get it
mitzi
i mean blurryface isn't a bad album that much its just so overplayed and its production is so "upbeat" and earcandy that it gets old fast, specially after t e n f u c k i n g y e a r s
anon
i knew a girl in middle school who called me a faggot for only knowing the black parade by mcr
anon
like it's fine to talk about sex
rose
.play worst thing to ever happen to me mineral girls
anon
but maybe something else too!
anon
have you all been reading any good books lately?
>>274324
anon
>>274321
i was reading athens or jerusalem by lev shestov a bit ago c:
>>274368
faith:3
>>274322
ah yeah i'm a tumblrina unfortunately
mitzi
oh yeah blurryface came out 10 years ago i hope everyone is happy with this information
>>274328
rose
>>274301
it was !! genuinely made me so happy cos like last time i had done sex with someone she was like "u suck so bad grrr >:(" but then i did it with this girl and it like made me feel so nice and cute and pretty and worthwhile n omgggg
>>274335
faith:3
>>274326
i'm going to shoot myself is a tall lanky girl doesn't rail me in the next week
>>274331
anon
@grok what does this even mean?
mitzi
@gok
anon
theres a tall lanky girl at walmart and i want to talk to her but i am terrified by social interaction because i think i have christian bale face
>>274343
anon
>>274327
yeah that’s the really important thing imo, not the ‘oh are you doing sex right’ lmao. I saw a post which stuck with me- ‘the reason u are obsessed w puppygirls and being owned is you want affection and love’
>>274339>>274354
rose
>>274335
well my ex fucked me, came and then just ignored me after lmao
>>274379
anon
too much sex talk
mitzi
rapehon mode.,..,. ENGAGED
>>274346
anon
no more sex talk
faith:3
fuck that's not the command
anon
cat got on my keyboard argh
Anonymous
FBI glegle or femcel psychopath glegle?
anon
why are you all so happy
anon## global mod
dont call people rapehons please
>>274364
anon
where is the self loathing?
anon
i dont actually have christian bales face im just delusional and hate myself
mitzi
oh ok
anon
>>274324
that looks very interesting
mitzi
ngl britain in the 1980s and the early 00s was like peam for music if i could choose to live in an era i'd go for either of the two
anon
>>274354
u deserve lotsa love and pets w ppl who love you and so do i
>>274373
anon
but I’m not very pettable as a cis male but I literally don’t mind being male it’s just the wanting to have affection and lightness
Anonymous
nohepar
anon
my australian-ness causes me to have nothing but contempt for the british
rose
im like super pettable i got fluffy hair and its very soft n nice
>>274381>>274389
mitzi
i kept having situationships and giving head to people who showed me any sign of affection without understanding i just did that to fill the void my parents left after abusing me all my life and stuff
>>274378
rose
i kept doing online slutting in discord servers for attention but then theyd get bored of me and i wanna kms lmao so im gonna try n not do that no more
mitzi
>>274378
i mean 69ing is really nice and cute but idk
rose
>>274379
she sucked so bad lmao, like 0 interest in me feeling good in the slightest it was heinous, literally told me she wasnt interested in making me feel good cos she came
>>274405
mitzi
so far out of the 2 girls and 2 men i've sucked off that have rated me, i am told i give very good head

i'm telling u, the child abandonment makes u work harder
>>274385
faith:3
>>274383
i can increase ur sample size if you'd like :)
anon
when i was 14 and really into politics i constantly erpd with people to not feel lonely
>>274393>>274394
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
rose
i used to be good at head the first times i did it n then i got like uhm stuff happened to me and it like kinda ruined it for me
BUT!! im gonna get this one boy to help me enjoy it again cos hes super cute n small n his dicks huge
Himeposter
Who is the finn nationalist?
anon
this is gem control to major cob...
anon
>>274393
no i was like really into "anarcho-communism" (never read a book about it in my life) and was really into rp because it made me feel like i was desired
>>274403
Himeposter
Truly dialectial love
anon
i wanna fuck hitler
Anonymous
>>274398
yeah for the aesthetics
anon
stalin sucking my shenis like a hoover on a carpet
Himeposter
I'm writting a fic of Stalin/Trotsky
anon
14 year olds and calling themselves ancoms despite never reading a book go together like sugar and tea
mitzi
imma go to the trostky museum just to speak to the piolet he was killed with and go "stalin wanted you to kiss him down there"
>>274414
anon
>>274378
in theory it sounds cute to take care of someone’s needs if they’re like oooh please give me head and thanking you
anon
stalin/trotsky forcefem fanfic
mitzi
stalin MEF and trotsky people pleaser
rose
girl i was fucking last month, she came in me and i went to go wash up n i came back n she took a look at my ass and was like "sorry but i HAVE to fuck you again"
mitzi
THERE IS ART ABOUT THIS DUDE WHAAAAA
Himeposter
Y E S
Himeposter
FUJOSHIS OF THE WORLD
Himeposter
UNITE
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