male to slightly more androgynous male

>>274207
I love the alcohol high I feel so much less worried

but I don’t drink cuz it’s bad

>>274217
the guy was really weird i dont understand most of the things he said or believed in

i absolutely despise alcohol for some reason i cant stand it

i like weed but not alcohol

and even then sometimes i despise weed

hi how do you make like the touhou theme

>>274235
yeah but for like this board

brain fog sorry

>>274225
the ‘it’s good for you’ stuff was a PSYOP though. I like it in food but don’t fall for the oh it’s cutsie and won’t ruin your body stuff

i got jumpscared by three six mafia just now

>>274237
themes are exclusive to the board, can't transfer em outta there...

>>274232
.play [YouTube]

>>274245
okay

>>274257
it is

cuz the antioxidants

>>274258
WAITT fuck twenty one pilot....

>>274257
wine is good in moderation

>>274241
#kiss bazed

>>274261
do I have a nickname?

>>274260
psyop the medical ppl now say no safe level. do cardio if u want good heart

r u gettin all parasocial?

>>274253
uuuuuu truuueee

i wish i looked like judee sill but instead i look like a dumbass twink

.play [YouTube]

I’m scared fat ppl will vore me I saw pictographic evidence

.play take the power back ratm

THE OLLLDDD song

there’s a really funny story in the bible where jesus kills a tree

but if they showed me affection ok I love them

I’ve had that song going through my head lately wtf but also I don’t like it lol

fucking a girl in chains of ice

>>274297
that sounds so intimate and exciting and together and wow

>>274294
lmao,thats like the only song i know from them tho

>>274304
i went to bed and they were taking about sex and i wake up and they're STILL talking about sex

>>274305
oh you mean like masturbation or erotic art I get it

i knew a girl in middle school who called me a faggot for only knowing the black parade by mcr

>>274308
the goon never ends

>>274321
i was reading athens or jerusalem by lev shestov a bit ago c:

@grok what does this even mean?

>>274320
o they follow me

theres a tall lanky girl at walmart and i want to talk to her but i am terrified by social interaction because i think i have christian bale face

>>274327
yeah that’s the really important thing imo, not the ‘oh are you doing sex right’ lmao. I saw a post which stuck with me- ‘the reason u are obsessed w puppygirls and being owned is you want affection and love’

too much sex talk

no more sex talk

cat got on my keyboard argh

>>274343
yeah

FBI glegle or femcel psychopath glegle?

i dont actually have christian bales face im just delusional and hate myself

>>274324
that looks very interesting

>>274354
u deserve lotsa love and pets w ppl who love you and so do i

but I’m not very pettable as a cis male but I literally don’t mind being male it’s just the wanting to have affection and lightness

nohepar

my australian-ness causes me to have nothing but contempt for the british

>>274376
are there other reasons to give head besides that?

>>274339
we’re making your ex date Lexi it’s settled

when i was 14 and really into politics i constantly erpd with people to not feel lonely

>>274375
based

this is gem control to major cob...

>>274386
who didn’t?

>>274388
I did

>>274393
no i was like really into "anarcho-communism" (never read a book about it in my life) and was really into rp because it made me feel like i was desired

i wanna fuck hitler

>>274398
yeah for the aesthetics

stalin sucking my shenis like a hoover on a carpet

>>274382
grrrr

14 year olds and calling themselves ancoms despite never reading a book go together like sugar and tea

>>274378
in theory it sounds cute to take care of someone’s needs if they’re like oooh please give me head and thanking you

stalin/trotsky forcefem fanfic

what is up peopl

*jack black comes in* chicken jockeY!

himejoshis of the world unite

Flint and Steel\

>>274391
I can be they’re cool perkele

Flint and Steel

Flint and Steel

sometimes my face looks cute and other times i look like a demon from the depths of hell

holy peak song

>>274436
is that one on the 3ds or switch?

my gamecube is broken :c it wont read dics anymore

>>274440
W

should be shounen shounen because gay

i used to know this girl who was a really devout christian and also extremely perverted

how do i force nyself to read bout my interessts. i need to read bt emperor nero

hiiiiiiii

>>274450
oooh I like it ty boardie

>>274465
if you have to force yourself it’s probably not really your interest

.play lava chicken mc movie song

>>274471
stylus extension

i want to be a homo and I want to get stoned

>>274469
yeah that the difference between interest and thing you want to like to be all cool and esoteric n shiet

>>274469
im just like omega adhd

>>274467
waow computer knower

>>274481
barely ^_^

>>274479
oh. r u on meds for it? i’m also quite adhd but it never rrly got in the way of stuff i actually am interested in.

>>274483
not medded rn sadly

i need to ask my psych for a nonstimulant stims make me clench my jaw and i’m scared of hypertrophy…

>>274487
can i have them

hehe

i dont take my meds cuz they make me sweat :/

so real. i don’t need antidepressants i need a bf 🚬🚬

this song is so fucking peak

i dont need a stimulants i need a vt-200 terminal and a copy of ansi c

i dont need a girl i need 1,000,000 dollars

>>274495
but they’re in that cynthoni song I take every drug I hear in music

a girl would be nice too

>>274501
I heard that about women though

why do some trans women have a hairstyle that accentuates their hairline id die immediately

>>274508
sorry chat u gotta have values u stand by

>>274514
because otherwise u have the telltale tranny bangs

i just cover my face with my hair to avoid anyone seeing me out of shame for being a physical entity

"i cover my face with my face"

omg "shortest distance to you" unironically so romanitc

i eep

i leave u with this

y'all hoes need abstinence

>>274510
I saw a YouTube reaction video where a lady said the men she was with hurt her and thought they loved her but just didn’t think their hurtful behavior or apathy towards her was a problem

.play moon waltz

i like to fantasize about a girl hugging me and kissing me and comforting me. i dont really think about sex very much

>>274543
eep well :O ^##^

>>274543
;-;

>>274548
I’ll be thinking of Victorian England hierarchal power relationships

>>274552
hawt

>>274541
#hug

I remember

>>274557
correct we all hate you now

::jeb

i used to cry to sum 41 when i was 14

i cannot type nubmers

I would ERP as a teenager but like as a joke, I couldn’t believe people were actually masturbating so I’d always troll them with some kind of zaniness

these bush things scare me

>>274583
hehe

#ai write a sexy story about george bush

i'm gonna pass on that one, champ. maybe try googling some weird fanfic sites if you're really that committed. write a sexy story about george bush

rivers coomer

::glemoder

#ai write a romantic story about george bush

once upon a time, george bush was just a regular guy who loved baseball, hot dogs, and maybe a little too much oil. one day, while clearing brush on his ranch, he saw a mysterious figure in the distance. it was laura. she was holding a book—*his* favorite book—*the very hungry caterpillar*.

"you like this one too?" she asked, tilting her head. george, stunned by her cowboy boots and quiet strength, could only nod. "read it to me?" she asked, pointing to a nearby bench made of finely sanded texan oak.

he sat, cleared his throat, and read every page with the gravitas of a state of the union address. by the end, laura’s eyes sparkled. "you have a way with words," she whispered. "shame about iraq, though."

"yeah," he admitted, looking down at his boots. "but you—you make me wanna be a better man. a man who *doesn’t* start unwinnable wars."

she took his hand. "start with remembering where you put your keys, george."

and so, under a wide texas sky, two souls connected—bound by love, a questionable legacy, and the unwavering belief that someone, somewhere, still had those wmds.

the end. write a romantic story about george bush

>>274593
u could make that in PS. it would not be difficult.

I had sex with George bush once chat