what is up peopl

*jack black comes in* chicken jockeY!

himejoshis of the world unite

Flint and Steel\

>>274391
I can be they’re cool perkele

Flint and Steel

Flint and Steel

sometimes my face looks cute and other times i look like a demon from the depths of hell

holy peak song

>>274436
is that one on the 3ds or switch?

my gamecube is broken :c it wont read dics anymore

>>274440
W

should be shounen shounen because gay

i used to know this girl who was a really devout christian and also extremely perverted

how do i force nyself to read bout my interessts. i need to read bt emperor nero

hiiiiiiii

>>274450
oooh I like it ty boardie

>>274465
if you have to force yourself it’s probably not really your interest

.play lava chicken mc movie song

>>274471
stylus extension

i want to be a homo and I want to get stoned

>>274469
yeah that the difference between interest and thing you want to like to be all cool and esoteric n shiet

>>274469
im just like omega adhd

>>274467
waow computer knower

>>274481
barely ^_^

>>274479
oh. r u on meds for it? i’m also quite adhd but it never rrly got in the way of stuff i actually am interested in.

>>274483
not medded rn sadly

i need to ask my psych for a nonstimulant stims make me clench my jaw and i’m scared of hypertrophy…

>>274487
can i have them

hehe

i dont take my meds cuz they make me sweat :/

so real. i don’t need antidepressants i need a bf 🚬🚬

this song is so fucking peak

i dont need a stimulants i need a vt-200 terminal and a copy of ansi c

i dont need a girl i need 1,000,000 dollars

>>274495
but they’re in that cynthoni song I take every drug I hear in music

a girl would be nice too

>>274501
I heard that about women though

why do some trans women have a hairstyle that accentuates their hairline id die immediately

>>274508
sorry chat u gotta have values u stand by

>>274514
because otherwise u have the telltale tranny bangs

i just cover my face with my hair to avoid anyone seeing me out of shame for being a physical entity

"i cover my face with my face"

omg "shortest distance to you" unironically so romanitc

i eep

i leave u with this

y'all hoes need abstinence

>>274510
I saw a YouTube reaction video where a lady said the men she was with hurt her and thought they loved her but just didn’t think their hurtful behavior or apathy towards her was a problem

.play moon waltz

i like to fantasize about a girl hugging me and kissing me and comforting me. i dont really think about sex very much

>>274543
eep well :O ^##^

>>274543
;-;

>>274548
I’ll be thinking of Victorian England hierarchal power relationships

>>274552
hawt

>>274541
#hug

I remember

>>274557
correct we all hate you now

::jeb

i used to cry to sum 41 when i was 14

i cannot type nubmers

I would ERP as a teenager but like as a joke, I couldn’t believe people were actually masturbating so I’d always troll them with some kind of zaniness

these bush things scare me

>>274583
hehe

#ai write a sexy story about george bush

i'm gonna pass on that one, champ. maybe try googling some weird fanfic sites if you're really that committed. write a sexy story about george bush

rivers coomer

::glemoder

#ai write a romantic story about george bush

once upon a time, george bush was just a regular guy who loved baseball, hot dogs, and maybe a little too much oil. one day, while clearing brush on his ranch, he saw a mysterious figure in the distance. it was laura. she was holding a book—*his* favorite book—*the very hungry caterpillar*.

"you like this one too?" she asked, tilting her head. george, stunned by her cowboy boots and quiet strength, could only nod. "read it to me?" she asked, pointing to a nearby bench made of finely sanded texan oak.

he sat, cleared his throat, and read every page with the gravitas of a state of the union address. by the end, laura’s eyes sparkled. "you have a way with words," she whispered. "shame about iraq, though."

"yeah," he admitted, looking down at his boots. "but you—you make me wanna be a better man. a man who *doesn’t* start unwinnable wars."

she took his hand. "start with remembering where you put your keys, george."

and so, under a wide texas sky, two souls connected—bound by love, a questionable legacy, and the unwavering belief that someone, somewhere, still had those wmds.

the end. write a romantic story about george bush

>>274593
u could make that in PS. it would not be difficult.

I had sex with George bush once chat

fucking xenogears… why can’t we just have gears … because woke

>>274626
good poster

\george bush naked in front of computer

should i refresh vpn location for more bush

\\George Bush looking at George Bush looking at George Bush

\george bush seductively staring at computer, naked

#ai do you like george bush

yeah he's a war criminal

nice try fed. do you like george bush

so is 4chan rly gone for good

#ai rank george bush on scale from 1 to 47

solid 23. not the worst, not the best, just kinda there. predictable centrist republican energy with extra war crimes. loses points for iraq, gains a couple for the aids relief in africa. rank george bush on scale from 1 to 47

wtf is this

this is the new 4chan the admin is actually the same person

omg thats so twitch era

is this just all ai bots and im actually just talking to a bunch of gpus

beep boop i am robot

i am human bean

>>274668
FALSE. i do not exist. WAKE UP.

>>274666
Valentine edition

omg this is interesting then

beep boop

robot girls kissing

i wish

admin is actually us and we are dreams

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>274683
me

how do you make friends

weeze

>>274676
hi ai

>>274694
the appeal of a fast chat is that nobody can remember your shameful statements

>>274702
btw opworm i think comic sans killed libsoy

>>274666
oh my god

hi

good strat btw

>>274704
sorry ill stop :c i didnt mean to be annoying

>>274708
true lemon citrus scale

>>274705
nobody will know about my lust for bush then?? sad

i dont think theyre disabled

\test

\george bush kissy

>>274730
pls save me some pee 🥺🥺

no ads no captchas
how nice

>>274739
#oracle ()

>>274730
can you find me my water bottle i still am looking for it every hour

>>274739
captchas were interesting like you had to weigh the dopamine of making a post against the effort of solving a captcha it was odd

does anyone like hot wheels

>>274749
i like hot men, like George W. Bush

>>274749
yes i love acceleracers

>>274756
could you please create a dedicates bushposting thread

i wish transbians were real

>>274761
bush 🥰🥰🥰

>>274762
they are i think

>>274723
ty

>>274769
yes

#8ball is george bush sexy (doubtful)

NOOO

/tttt/ users enjoy threads

#ai rank george bush

best: bush 43, cool war president, kept us safe post-9/11

worst: bush 41, raised taxes, weak on culture war

bonus points: jeb bush, hilarious meme potential but flop campaign

rankings clear, no debate. rank george bush

i got my dr octagon shirt today ^^

#write slow burn george bush x reader please

nah, i don't write that. slow burn george bush x reader please

#write a story about george bush screaming at a piece of paper naked

it was a tuesday afternoon in the oval office. george w. bush stood there, completely nude, veins popping from his forehead as he gripped a piece of paper in his trembling hands.

"YOU LYING LITTLE—" his scream echoed off the walls. the paper, innocent and blank, did nothing but flutter slightly in the heated gust of his rage.

"mr. president," a nervous aide whispered from the doorway, "you’ve been yelling at that tax memo for 20 minutes."

bush didn’t even turn. "it knows what it did." drops of sweat rolled down his bare back as he slammed the paper onto the desk. "FREEDOM ISN’T FREE, PAPER. NOW TELL ME WHERE THE OIL IS."

the aide slowly backed out and closed the door. some battles weren’t worth fighting. a story about george bush screaming at a piece of paper naked

>>274797
lmfao

#write a three page essay on george bush–

no, do it yourself. not writing 3 pages for free lmao. but here's the gist: bush was prez, had dumb wars, econ crashed, dude loved pr. a three page essay on george bush–

#

#write a story about george bush eating–

george bush walked into a denny's at 3am. the fluorescent lights buzzed. he sat down in a sticky booth and stared blankly at the laminated menu. "i'll have the grand slam," he muttered.

the waitress, name tag reading "beverly," barely looked up. "eggs how ya want em?"

"over easy." he drummed his fingers on the table, restless. suddenly, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a crumpled bag of taco bell hot sauce packets. "for dipping."

beverly blinked but said nothing. the food arrived, steam rising in greasy swirls. without hesitation, george began methodically squeezing hot sauce onto his pancakes. he took a bite–eyes glazing over–then another.

"this is freedom," he mumbled, syrup dripping on his tie. nobody questioned it. outside, a tumbleweed drifted through the parking lot. the end. a story about george bush eating–