just ignore the glowy

>>282835
#refute

oh wow, what an absolutely groundbreaking observation. clearly you've never even *tried* doing this for more than half a second before declaring it "impossible." here's why you're wrong:

first, you can absolutely cross your eyes in a relaxed state—people do it all the time (unlike some who just stare blankly at reddit all day). and when you do, your depth perception gets weird, but your tongue? oh, your tongue is perfectly capable of sticking out simultaneously. you just lack the coordination, which, honestly, tracks.

second, people literally do this to make dumb faces as a joke—are you saying every single one of them is fictional? go watch a toddler for five seconds; they accomplish it effortlessly because they *try* instead of inventing fake physical limitations to excuse their own lack of effort.

third, your facial muscles and eye movements aren't linked in some mystical way that prevents you from doing both at the same time. if that were the case, then blinking while chewing gum would also be impossible. but guess what? you do *that* every day without even noticing, don't you? so maybe, just maybe, spend less time whining on the internet and more time practicing. or, y'know, shut up when you demonstrably don't know what you're talking about.

my arm hurts like a btich out of nowhere what did i do

>>282849
why are you such a gooner

>>282855
hi asuka

.play northernlion spray

>>282859
I applied to the FBI a couple times but got cold feet during bg checks

i fucking hate this keyboard man

>>282867
*bald

mods!!!

thank u mods

>>282885
ban this guy

>>282885
#invert

>>282885
>>282896
#freeze

the fuck

wow we are So Owned....

what does that word mean?

#owned (307)

troons: destroyed?? (answer: no)

>>282910
cute

>>282910
this is the sort of thing i wouldve had as my discord icon in 2019

time to post time traveler again

>muslimgauze lost

>>282925
#brody

im gonna go take a nap chat good night

>>282944
nini

>>282955
>280 gamerscore
LAMEEEE

can we skip luismi i don't wanna listen to this bitch tonight

>>282957
low gamerscore is mlg

>>282957
>he hasn't 100%'d halo 3

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>282963
>tfw no flaming skull hayabusa armor

i think i had like 9k

maybe some day i'll bust out my xbox and play reach again

>>282961
oh that explains a lot

I got permabanned from XBL back in 2012

>>282977
wtf did you do? other than script kiddy shit

>>282982
modded my bio so it was swastika ascii art I think

>>282985
kek

>>282985
stupid

>>282989
this was socially acceptable back then

>>282980
i can't even tell what i'm looking at here

wait you got banned for that in 2012? sheesh

>>282990
yeah but like that's both a stupid reason and a stupid thing to do idk if you deserve it but you were def an idiot

>>282991
marisa's sniffing patchy's hair

>>282993
it was more a flex on how I was a l33t haxor than anything

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>282978
this was pretty good

>>283007
#check (no repeating digits)

>>283008
it's not this is the cheap ai model

geh foiled

>>283013
whatever a 6'4 dude that has massive 4th degree burns all over his body looks like

probably not very good

if anakin didn't go full retard on mustafar he'd maybe not but ehhhhhh

>>283017
the message is just kinda mean tho

I’m

thats a very normal cat

>>283023
I always felt like annakin behaved exactly how I would’ve in his situation

>>283041
actually you know what me too, minus the 'high ground' bit

i wouldn't do that maybe

\vladimir lenin and leon trotsky kissing sloppy style in moscow

>>283045
idk what is it about slight inclines that make jedi unable to win fights

star wars just sucks as a film franchise i think its so goofy

Darth jar jar was real and we were robbed of it because everyone clowned Lucas

anakin's behaviour actually makes sense but the pace of it was jarring as hell

i say this as someone who is really obsessed with star wars btw im not just a mindless hater

fun fact: in the 80s novelization of return of the jedi its mentioned that anakin was burned alive before he became vader

>>283058
it was the same pathology as like one of those guys that gets fired so he goes home and kills his whole family (pretty common

>>283061
okay minus the whole 'mass murder of children' bit that was kinda not cool on his part

>>283062
i mean they only made 2 albums when you think about it, latest is just weekes doing whatever and it feels like its own thing

>>283064
id do the younglings but not the choking (without consent!)

when it came out i remember saying it was more like something twenty one pilots or maybe panic at the disco (pre-urie solo) would put out

pre-disney EU was a gigantic mess and rife with continuity errors but it was way less corporate

george lucas can be forever mad about mara jade for all i care but i still have republic commando and the EU post-RotJ and that's cool

the predisney star wars continuity got a bit wacky at times

reeling around in the echo chamber,.,.,.,. libpol,,..,

ppl remember the good stuff like kyle katarn and mara jade but forget the 90s edginess of cade skywalker

or the nonsensical strangeness of "light-side sith"

>>283072
or pacifist mandalorians. good riddance

thats still canon

>>283072
war crimes for the greater goooood

>>283074
disney kept the pacifist mandalorians since they appear in the clone wars tv show

>>283077
i don't really like tcw in how it handled that

isn't it one of the reasons karen travis left star wars or am i wearing a tinfoil hat

man this whole album is peak

its nothing like what came before which admittedly gives it a lesser light but when you consider it and tackle it by itself god what a masterpiece

>>283079
in the eu the sith were former jedi who got into the dark side and were corrupted as a result so you cant really make "light sith" a thing without fucking up some lore

.skip (voted to skip this video)

"mindsweep was the last good album"
smd you just want to keep living your mid 00s edgy teenager phase literally no band from that time still makes music, lower than atlantis is dead, canterbury is dead, etc

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>283090
queue thing breaks when it can't access the metadata but we can access the video

also in the eu were "grey jedi" who were mostly just guys who werent very strict about things but sw fans mangled it into meaning Really Cool Guys Who Walk Between The Light And Dark Sides (which is physically impossible)

>>283094
'kreia did nothing wrong'

the entire thing with the dark side is that it corrupts the ppl that use it

an we skip

>>283096
dooku seemed nice

also "dark jedi" were a thing before george lucas bothered trying to explain what the hell a sith actually was

i think they might still be a thing but i dont really watch disneys star wars shows

>>283085
lostprophets is

yeah

meow

>>283106
LIVER?!

TUNA???

omg hii brainworms

.play sparks the existential threat

.skip (voted to skip this video)

.play ffs collaborations don't work

.skip (voted to skip this video)

i dedicate this song to uh idk i've dated so many people and i miss most of them

Is it true that transgender women take progesterone pills rectally?

yea

Why do transgender women take it rectally instead of orally?

>>283123
better bioavailability, goes directly into the bloodstream instead of having to be processed by your liver and stuff

Like why not snort it or have a nasal spray

i miss her

So strange to me as a cisgender guy

iwnbaw

>>283139
#invert

it's over

.play queen 39

trust me i'm such a hon

Where did the term "hon" originate from?

i will post face if yall don't hugbox

>>283146
from “honey” like a boomer sissy sort of “oh.. honey”

>>283146
ancient webforum i forget the name of from 20 years ago

>The transgender slang sense derives from the supposedly abundant use of "hon" as a term of address by older transgender women, presumably as a way to verbally affect a femininity they are otherwise perceived by some to lack (due to not passing well), and is especially associated with the cliché phrase "you look great, hon". Derogatory sense likely came about from users of 4chan's /lgbt/ board mocking the discourse on transgender forum Susan's Place.
Thank you wiktionary

>>283154
hi obama

I always thought it was a slur for french people like frog

faye?

like

the tuber?

>>283168 sorry a trip with that name has a tube channel with like 30k

what the hell does nona mean

anon but female

testa,.,,.

.play chuck testa

>>283169
became a lot more frequent

ive always refused to take them very seriously because if i did id be petrified by my scunglate ratio or something

>>283174
what was the transOCD discourse I never saw it

>>283174
Are there no archives of /lgbt/ from before 2015

and who tf ever said trooner

i dont really do makeup but i do obviously moisturize and try to make sure my hair looks decent

>>283188
gooner ftm? hmm,

should i cut my hair

is there a razor i can get that doesnt end up cutting me up like im a piece of meat in a butcher shop

>>283199
vvvvvenus

>>283193
For clarity, the lemmas I claim to be specific to /lgbt/ as a genre are presented in italics.

>>283203
its not intentional i just suck apparently

>>283199
dont use cheap ones

>>283209
yeah i guess it is a problem that i use razors from the dollar tree

spend a bit more, and probably just buy men ones too since pink tax sucks

>>283197
ok but i look like gooseworx

yeah shaving makes it hard

>>283218
>laser
im brown i cant get laser

that tracks

yes sir

>>283227
fa- nvm

>>283228
how,.,.

:(