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rose
awroooo wruff awrf arf bark bark awroooo wruuuuf woooof
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’š!nIOh.loris
meow
>>304688
anon
ra ra ra wau wau wau
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
#cat (only staff can use this command on this board)
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
lame
anon :3
bark bark woof :3
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
what was the one where it like wobbles with rainbow effects
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
no that wasn't it
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
sorry
anon
I once got headpats from a tall woman I was so happy
>>304711
rose
need a girl to call me her good puppy while we cuddle and bury my face in her pits
anon
>>304712
ikr, I wish you good luck too!
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
ATTENTION ALL HANDS: FLUBE POSTING IS NOW SECURED.
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304719
::rage
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
::anger
>>304726
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
trolled
anon :3
>>304718
I can give you a lot of comfort I like that, cuddles, pats and all of it :))
>>304737
anon
>>304727
you look super hekkin cute and people get flustered they don't know how to deal
>>304735
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304733
why would you be flustered by an 11 year old
>>304739
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304736
Wonderful
anon
>>304730
do i look like im happy about it, is this a good thing to you? the girl in pic is a dry hair low melanin bitch
>>304752>>304745
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304741
u dont look like that because you are in 3 dimensions
>>304762
anon
>>304744
wow you look great, is that glitter
krysa
.song scotty doesnt know
rose
no the paint tool was broken
>>304754
dawn
the chud or the menhera
anon
>>304750
boymoder chuffin back a fat dart ๐Ÿ‘
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304750
this is a fantastic image
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
3D is disgusting
anon
>>304752
what are braids, the hair thingy?
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
2D is heaven
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
anime is love anime is life
anon
>>304761
shadow the hedgehog will come all the way over here
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
im weabuu jones
anon
>>304771
please stop posting pictures of literally me
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304771
you 100% look like this in real life
Aleixi
arf arf!
anon
#bark #bark #bark #bark #bark
>>304782
Aleixi
>>304780
bark bark bark bark bark!
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
you have 2 legs
anon
>>304765
bruh its like if someone post a shit on the floor and say "tis me" im not seeking attention, i want help. how do i look like a normal girl
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304788
that cartoon character has 1 leg you have 2 legs
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304789
isn't that all of us
anon
>>304781
you look very cool, I love your shirt, very epic style you got goin on
>>304796
rose
my hair looks like my mums lol
dawn
i inherited my dad's chia pet curls and it brings me great pain every day
>>304807
rose
theyre gonna start doing full skull measurements on me
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
3382.jpg
::pepe
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
14253.gif
::concert
anon
>>304798
the neck I inherited from my mom's side knocks me down a literal entire point
rose
ppl said i looked just like my mum before i went on hrt
rose
:3
anon
my nintendo ds said I look just like my brother lol
>>304816
anon
why are people like this
anon
>>304819
I wish I had a rizz like that ๐Ÿ”ฅ
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304824
ok but i'm noteven though look like her
anon
>>304821
didgeridoo pepo... steel drum pepo.... would be so fire...
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
finias
rose
anon
nice restful memes
anon
>>304839
so sad the fat dogs must make their own social media without this lady
>>304848
anon
>>304842
rapidly raises in temperature and breaches containment ๐Ÿ˜”
rose
ily lex walton
anon
>>304855
smart dog- he even got a chain!
would you buy a TRANNYline toadline or are you more of an oh man I canโ€™t remember other names they were funny tho sad
anon
Selling Toadline Pitbull Semen 1000 dollars per liter
rose
awroooooo wruff wruff wrufff
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
comissioning alma fanart but with a massive browbone and shoulders
anon
In celebration of the latinx holiday of Easter or as they call it Cinco De Mayo we should have a moment of silence.
>>304868
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304866
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
1647904859114.gif
#tag (unknown booru upload error) pepe wizard
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
::latinx
anon
>>304862
what the fuck are talking about
>>304877
anon
>>304871
me at the start of april looking at my 401k
anon
#write House MD diagnosing someone as latinx and curing them

house walks in, looks at the patient for two seconds. "it's not lupus. also you just need to reclaim your ancestral roots, take some probiotics, and stop letting white liberals define your identity. take two bandaids and call me in the morning." then leaves while popping vicodin. patient mysteriously gets better anyway because the real illness was capitalism.
House MD diagnosing someone as latinx and curing them
>>304878>>304891
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304876
it don't work anymore g the admins cucked us
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
WAIT THE FUCK
anon
>>304859
by what, my physics skill like calculating a slope boo woo so scary
anon
It works for me
anon
uncucked
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
#ai gay sex instructions

these are widely available from reputable sourcesโ€”try searching for lgbtq+ health organizations or trusted sex ed websites. they'll have better resources than whatever i'd type out here. stay safe lol
gay sex instructions
anon
because I only generate quality shit
rose
#ai will i ever find a cute tgirl who'll top me and call me her good puppy and pet my head and take care of me and make feel loved?

yeah dude totally possible. go where tgirls hang out, be genuine, treat them like people not fetishes, and communicate your needs. plenty of cute tops out there whoโ€™d love a good puppy. just donโ€™t be weird about it.
will i ever find a cute tgirl who'll top me and call me her good puppy and pet my head and take care of me and make feel loved?
anon
>>304886
i think you're on the internet somewhere in the series of tubes
Himeposter
>>304876
The team is in the diagnosis room, House is with the whiteboard where is written in big letters โ€˜boyish girlโ€™, โ€˜pregnant (?)โ€™, โ€˜chest boundedโ€™ and โ€˜high potassiumโ€™.

Chase: โ€œHis testosterone levels are quite normal if we presume that biologically is a woman. Are we sure heโ€™s not pregnant? Because his estrogen levels are through the roof.โ€ chuckles

Foreman: โ€œIt could be adrenal insufficiency. It would explain the fatigue and the fainting.โ€

Cameron: โ€œBut not hyperkalemia. In fact, adrenal insufficiency should cause hypokalemia.โ€

House: Raises an eyebrow and throws a marker at Cameron. โ€œWow, remind me to never let you treat a patient with Addison's. Adrenal insufficiency causes hyperkalemia, genius. No aldosterone means no sodium retention, which means the body drowns in potassium like a hippie in a tofu overdose.โ€
faye
when will women...
Himeposter
I need to finish the fanfic of House treating a manmoder
rose
i pull up to the libpol smelling like SEX(sexsexsexsex)
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
lololol
>>304899
anon
#write the synopsis of a HOUSE MD episode where house has to marry a boymoder for them to live

episode title: "hoodie diagnosis"

house gets a new patient, a 19-year-old "boy" in a baggy black hoodie who collapses in the clinic. wilson notices the hrt meds in their pocket and outs them as a boymoder. house doesnโ€™t care but cuddy insists he treats her properlyโ€”until they find out her conservative parents cut her off, leaving her uninsured.

to get her treatment covered, house jokingly suggests marriage for hospital benefits. the boymoder, too shy to argue, just nods. against all logic, house goes through with it for the medical loophole. now heโ€™s stuck with a depressed, blahaj-clutching transfem roommate who keeps leaving pastel hair ties in his sink.

foreman thinks itโ€™s unethical, chase bets on how long itโ€™ll last, and wilson accidentally becomes the supportive dad figure. by the end, house actually helps stabilize her meds, and when cuddy demands an annulment, the boymoder quietly asks if they can keep pretending for "like, two more months... for the insurance?" house gruffly agrees, but is later seen hiding her shark plush when sheโ€™s not looking.
the synopsis of a HOUSE MD episode where house has to marry a boymoder for them to live
>>304905
rose
you are tho, i think youre probably hugless too icl
>>304902
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304901
idk is it?
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304904
killing myself i'm calling my last grindr hookup to cry on her shoulder over this
>>304908
anon
episode title: "hoodie diagnosis"

house gets a new patient, a 19-year-old "boy" in a baggy black hoodie who collapses in the clinic. wilson notices the hrt meds in their pocket and outs them as a boymoder. house doesnโ€™t care but cuddy insists he treats her properlyโ€”until they find out her conservative parents cut her off, leaving her uninsured.

to get her treatment covered, house jokingly suggests marriage for hospital benefits. the boymoder, too shy to argue, just nods. against all logic, house goes through with it for the medical loophole. now heโ€™s stuck with a depressed, blahaj-clutching transfem roommate who keeps leaving pastel hair ties in his sink.

foreman thinks itโ€™s unethical, chase bets on how long itโ€™ll last, and wilson accidentally becomes the supportive dad figure. by the end, house actually helps stabilize her meds, and when cuddy demands an annulment, the boymoder quietly asks if they can keep pretending for "like, two more months... for the insurance?" house gruffly agrees, but is later seen hiding her shark plush when sheโ€™s not looking.
Himeposter
>>304905
An androgynous-looking cashier in a sweatshirt and a low-slung cap is ringing up a bag of Doritos when his hands start to shake. He grabs onto the counter, but his legs give out and he falls to the floor. A customer screams, other records with his phone.

Cut to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Part of the House team are analyzing the record of the patient
Cameron: โ€œSam, 27-year-old man, no known medical history, recurrent fainting, fatigue, muscle weakness. No family history. Apparently live alone.โ€
Himeposter
This is the real start
rose
.skip (video skipped)
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
.play fukouna girl
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304901
this is actually really funny
anon
kino af
Himeposter
.play radar detector darwin deez
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
its also a good cautionary tale on why never too goon
>>304935
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304922
#invert
anon
:O
anon
>>304924
i will have my revenge you so called rose muahhaha
anon
thats it im tagging you all in my suicide note
>>304936
anon
anon
I will list you all by name in my upcoming autobiography/suicide note
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
WHAT IS THAT ONE I CAN'T FUCKING GET THE NAME OF IT >>304941
>>304952
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
anon
what did it look like ?
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
anon
glass looks good
anon
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
anon
>>304953
i think it'll only embed a song or album, and not the full link
anon
wait until i tell my bf, he will say im right on everything and pound me in agreement
anon
my room is full of disassembled laptops
anon
what do I do with the batteries
>>304962
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
>>304959
do you stroke by yourself or with others
>>304965
anon
>>304963
damn.............................................. maybe, punture them with sharp objects?? there's all sorts of things u can do with batteries
Himeposter
>>304961
I listen to the strokes by myself
mitzi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
peak
anon
rose
,play nature of the experiment
rose
.play tokyo police club tesscelate
rose
.play nature of the experiment
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>304974
yay :D
rose
.play tokyo police club cheer it on
Himeposter
>>304978
The good ones are mostly circlejerks
dawn
.play razorblade the strokes
rose
i like this song, the chorus is pretty nice
anon
>>304986
the birds are alive and singing
keybird
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
โ™ซ0:15Bruh.mp4
anon
>>304988
the CS program has a discord server, idk I don't use discord tho.
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
dawn
discords are hard to connect with unless you're one of the first to join or they're filled with irl friends

they always end up being super cliquey and i kinda have a hard time finding ones i click with
>>304997>>304996
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
โ™ซ0:07bong.webm
anon
>>304994
that, i tried but i just dont fit in
Himeposter
>>304994
Yeah, that's why the small circlejerks are the good ones
>>305000
anon
I just hate using discord
anon
the only good thing i did in discord was watching movies with my ex gf
dawn
public discords are the worst

a few servers i've been in went public and got flooded with thousands of people and died soon after
>>305009
Himeposter
>>305005
The only "good" public server I been... was the pollcompball one
anon
Idea: Square Dancing but you jerk each other off, trading partners every so often
mitzi (mexican flag god i
hate librewlolf so much
>>305015
Himeposter
test
dawn
>>305013
wtf librewolf is the best

firefox eithout mozilla's dumb telemetry
>>305016
mitzi (mexican flag)
>>305015
didn't respect my cookie preferences for some reason and it cleared my flag AGAIN
>>305017
dawn
>>305016
you can import a firefox profile you know

or turn the telemtletry shit off and use an account
anon
Based, such is the fate of all latinx
mitzi (mexican flag)
i'm not using a firefox profile i just went to the security privacy bit, told it to not clear libpol cookies then it cleared them god why
anon
why does people in memes servers looks so happy and when im inside it is not?
mitzi (mexican flag)
i don't want to disable that feature entirely because yeah i don't want cookies to be stored for most things
rose
i thought mitzi was canadian
dawn
i just have my browser nuke everything upon closing

works fine outside of bookmarks
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>305024
no... :(
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
experiment was a failure
>>305032
anon
>>305030
we'll get em next time..........
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
IT STARTS WITH ONE
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
anon
i hate everyone so much, the only thing i want is a bf that holds me
>>305040
mitzi (mexican flag)
do we agree this song is peak or am i to remain being a ridicule
rose
eh not as good as the last one
anon
lynxGODs won
dawn
>>305042
waking up at the early hours of 4pm is truly the best feeling
mitzi (mexican flag)
.play houdini foster the people
h
#ksay shrimp
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
>>305048
even me? :(
mitzi (mexican flag)
.explode
rose
thinking about a girl peeing herself
>>305064
mitzi (mexican flag)
THAT YOU NEED ME DON'T YOU
shrimp
#ksay h
anon
>>305061
this needs to be rectified stat
anon
perfect
shrimp
this is you h
h
HEHE THATS ME
anon
priority mail
shrimp
jinx
anon
.play creeper aw man
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
sun kissed skin so hot WELL MELT UR POPSICLE
SadChan๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
13339.png
::normal dog
shrimp
>>305083
this is amazing good work
mitzi (mexican flag)
>>305082
me and who
mitzi (mexican flag)
YOOO WHO QUEUED TOKYO POLICE CLUB
mitzi (mexican flag)
YOOO FUCK YOUTUBE THIS SONG IS PEAM
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)

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