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rose
ily lex walton
anon
>>304855
smart dog- he even got a chain!
would you buy a TRANNYline toadline or are you more of an oh man I can’t remember other names they were funny tho sad
anon
Selling Toadline Pitbull Semen 1000 dollars per liter
rose
awroooooo wruff wruff wrufff
mitzi 🇲🇽
comissioning alma fanart but with a massive browbone and shoulders
anon
In celebration of the latinx holiday of Easter or as they call it Cinco De Mayo we should have a moment of silence.
>>304868
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304866
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mitzi 🇲🇽
::latinx
anon
>>304871
me at the start of april looking at my 401k
anon
#write House MD diagnosing someone as latinx and curing them

house walks in, looks at the patient for two seconds. "it's not lupus. also you just need to reclaim your ancestral roots, take some probiotics, and stop letting white liberals define your identity. take two bandaids and call me in the morning." then leaves while popping vicodin. patient mysteriously gets better anyway because the real illness was capitalism. House MD diagnosing someone as latinx and curing them
>>304891>>304878
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304876
it don't work anymore g the admins cucked us
mitzi 🇲🇽
WAIT THE FUCK
anon
>>304859
by what, my physics skill like calculating a slope boo woo so scary
anon
It works for me
anon
uncucked
mitzi 🇲🇽
#ai gay sex instructions

these are widely available from reputable sources—try searching for lgbtq+ health organizations or trusted sex ed websites. they'll have better resources than whatever i'd type out here. stay safe lol gay sex instructions
anon
because I only generate quality shit
rose
#ai will i ever find a cute tgirl who'll top me and call me her good puppy and pet my head and take care of me and make feel loved?

yeah dude totally possible. go where tgirls hang out, be genuine, treat them like people not fetishes, and communicate your needs. plenty of cute tops out there who’d love a good puppy. just don’t be weird about it. will i ever find a cute tgirl who'll top me and call me her good puppy and pet my head and take care of me and make feel loved?
anon
>>304886
i think you're on the internet somewhere in the series of tubes
Himeposter
>>304876
The team is in the diagnosis room, House is with the whiteboard where is written in big letters ‘boyish girl’, ‘pregnant (?)’, ‘chest bounded’ and ‘high potassium’.

Chase: “His testosterone levels are quite normal if we presume that biologically is a woman. Are we sure he’s not pregnant? Because his estrogen levels are through the roof.” chuckles

Foreman: “It could be adrenal insufficiency. It would explain the fatigue and the fainting.”

Cameron: “But not hyperkalemia. In fact, adrenal insufficiency should cause hypokalemia.”

House: Raises an eyebrow and throws a marker at Cameron. “Wow, remind me to never let you treat a patient with Addison's. Adrenal insufficiency causes hyperkalemia, genius. No aldosterone means no sodium retention, which means the body drowns in potassium like a hippie in a tofu overdose.”
faye
when will women...
Himeposter
I need to finish the fanfic of House treating a manmoder
rose
i pull up to the libpol smelling like SEX(sexsexsexsex)
anon
#write the synopsis of a HOUSE MD episode where house has to marry a boymoder for them to live

episode title: "hoodie diagnosis"

house gets a new patient, a 19-year-old "boy" in a baggy black hoodie who collapses in the clinic. wilson notices the hrt meds in their pocket and outs them as a boymoder. house doesn’t care but cuddy insists he treats her properly—until they find out her conservative parents cut her off, leaving her uninsured.

to get her treatment covered, house jokingly suggests marriage for hospital benefits. the boymoder, too shy to argue, just nods. against all logic, house goes through with it for the medical loophole. now he’s stuck with a depressed, blahaj-clutching transfem roommate who keeps leaving pastel hair ties in his sink.

foreman thinks it’s unethical, chase bets on how long it’ll last, and wilson accidentally becomes the supportive dad figure. by the end, house actually helps stabilize her meds, and when cuddy demands an annulment, the boymoder quietly asks if they can keep pretending for "like, two more months... for the insurance?" house gruffly agrees, but is later seen hiding her shark plush when she’s not looking. the synopsis of a HOUSE MD episode where house has to marry a boymoder for them to live
>>304905
rose
you are tho, i think youre probably hugless too icl
>>304902
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304904
killing myself i'm calling my last grindr hookup to cry on her shoulder over this
>>304908
anon
episode title: "hoodie diagnosis"

house gets a new patient, a 19-year-old "boy" in a baggy black hoodie who collapses in the clinic. wilson notices the hrt meds in their pocket and outs them as a boymoder. house doesn’t care but cuddy insists he treats her properly—until they find out her conservative parents cut her off, leaving her uninsured.

to get her treatment covered, house jokingly suggests marriage for hospital benefits. the boymoder, too shy to argue, just nods. against all logic, house goes through with it for the medical loophole. now he’s stuck with a depressed, blahaj-clutching transfem roommate who keeps leaving pastel hair ties in his sink.

foreman thinks it’s unethical, chase bets on how long it’ll last, and wilson accidentally becomes the supportive dad figure. by the end, house actually helps stabilize her meds, and when cuddy demands an annulment, the boymoder quietly asks if they can keep pretending for "like, two more months... for the insurance?" house gruffly agrees, but is later seen hiding her shark plush when she’s not looking.
Himeposter
>>304905
An androgynous-looking cashier in a sweatshirt and a low-slung cap is ringing up a bag of Doritos when his hands start to shake. He grabs onto the counter, but his legs give out and he falls to the floor. A customer screams, other records with his phone.

Cut to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Part of the House team are analyzing the record of the patient
Cameron: “Sam, 27-year-old man, no known medical history, recurrent fainting, fatigue, muscle weakness. No family history. Apparently live alone.”
Himeposter
This is the real start
rose
.skip (video skipped)
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play fukouna girl
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304901
this is actually really funny
anon
kino af
Himeposter
.play radar detector darwin deez
SadChan🍉🍉
its also a good cautionary tale on why never too goon
>>304935
anon
:O
anon
>>304924
i will have my revenge you so called rose muahhaha
anon
thats it im tagging you all in my suicide note
>>304936
anon
anon
I will list you all by name in my upcoming autobiography/suicide note
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
WHAT IS THAT ONE I CAN'T FUCKING GET THE NAME OF IT >>304941
>>304952
SadChan🍉🍉
anon
what did it look like ?
SadChan🍉🍉
anon
glass looks good
anon
SadChan🍉🍉
anon
>>304953
i think it'll only embed a song or album, and not the full link
anon
wait until i tell my bf, he will say im right on everything and pound me in agreement
anon
my room is full of disassembled laptops
anon
what do I do with the batteries
>>304962
anon
>>304963
damn.............................................. maybe, punture them with sharp objects?? there's all sorts of things u can do with batteries
Himeposter
>>304961
I listen to the strokes by myself
mitzi 🇲🇽
peak
anon
rose
,play nature of the experiment
rose
.play tokyo police club tesscelate
rose
.play nature of the experiment
rose
.play tokyo police club cheer it on
Himeposter
>>304978
The good ones are mostly circlejerks
dawn
.play razorblade the strokes
rose
i like this song, the chorus is pretty nice
anon
>>304986
the birds are alive and singing
keybird
anon
>>304988
the CS program has a discord server, idk I don't use discord tho.
SadChan🍉🍉
dawn
discords are hard to connect with unless you're one of the first to join or they're filled with irl friends

they always end up being super cliquey and i kinda have a hard time finding ones i click with
>>304997>>304996
anon
>>304994
that, i tried but i just dont fit in
Himeposter
>>304994
Yeah, that's why the small circlejerks are the good ones
>>305000
anon
I just hate using discord
anon
the only good thing i did in discord was watching movies with my ex gf
dawn
public discords are the worst

a few servers i've been in went public and got flooded with thousands of people and died soon after
>>305009
Himeposter
>>305005
The only "good" public server I been... was the pollcompball one
anon
Idea: Square Dancing but you jerk each other off, trading partners every so often
mitzi (mexican flag god i
hate librewlolf so much
>>305015
Himeposter
test
dawn
>>305013
wtf librewolf is the best

firefox eithout mozilla's dumb telemetry
>>305016
mitzi (mexican flag)
>>305015
didn't respect my cookie preferences for some reason and it cleared my flag AGAIN
>>305017
dawn
>>305016
you can import a firefox profile you know

or turn the telemtletry shit off and use an account
anon
Based, such is the fate of all latinx
mitzi (mexican flag)
i'm not using a firefox profile i just went to the security privacy bit, told it to not clear libpol cookies then it cleared them god why
anon
why does people in memes servers looks so happy and when im inside it is not?
mitzi (mexican flag)
i don't want to disable that feature entirely because yeah i don't want cookies to be stored for most things
rose
i thought mitzi was canadian
dawn
i just have my browser nuke everything upon closing

works fine outside of bookmarks
SadChan🍉🍉
experiment was a failure
>>305032
anon
>>305030
we'll get em next time..........
SadChan🍉🍉
IT STARTS WITH ONE
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
anon
i hate everyone so much, the only thing i want is a bf that holds me
>>305040
mitzi (mexican flag)
do we agree this song is peak or am i to remain being a ridicule
rose
eh not as good as the last one
anon
lynxGODs won
dawn
>>305042
waking up at the early hours of 4pm is truly the best feeling
>>305096
anon
#smartai hello

Greetings! It is a pleasure to engage in intellectual discourse with you. As an erudite interlocutor, I approach our exchange with the intent of fostering meaningful and insightful dialogue.

How might I be of service to your quest for knowledge today? Whether your interests lie in philosophy, science, literature, or any other realm of human understanding, I stand ready to provide accurate information drawn from verifiable sources and rigorous analysis.

I await your inquiry with great anticipation for the opportunity to demonstrate both depth and precision in my response. The pursuit of wisdom begins with thoughtful questions - what would you like to explore? hello
mitzi (mexican flag)
.play houdini foster the people
h
#ksay shrimp
mitzi (mexican flag)
.explode
rose
thinking about a girl peeing herself
>>305064
mitzi (mexican flag)
THAT YOU NEED ME DON'T YOU
shrimp
#ksay h
anon
>>305061
this needs to be rectified stat
anon
perfect
shrimp
this is you h
h
HEHE THATS ME
anon
priority mail
shrimp
jinx
anon
.play creeper aw man
SadChan🍉🍉
sun kissed skin so hot WELL MELT UR POPSICLE
shrimp
>>305083
this is amazing good work
mitzi (mexican flag)
>>305082
me and who
mitzi (mexican flag)
YOOO WHO QUEUED TOKYO POLICE CLUB
mitzi (mexican flag)
YOOO FUCK YOUTUBE THIS SONG IS PEAM
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi (mexican flag)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Himeposter
>>305044
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
im so empty
rose
scoot may know
dawn
wtf my klaxons was agerestricted
>>305111
mitzi (mexican flag)
.play scott wozniak rebecca black friday cover
mitzi (mexican flag)
>>305105
its so over
mitzi (mexican flag)
.play two recievers klaxons
mitzi (mexican flag)
::my_son_that_i_love
mitzi (mexican flag)
::my_son_that_i_hateç
shrimp
ç
faye
Fuckk
mitzi (mexican flag)
.play james righton the performer
dawn
here u go h
h
wow im really loving this thank you sm
dawn
i will never forgive you for making the 300k GET that stupid dog
>>305145
anon
plus4chinplus4chin
SadChan🍉🍉
>>305137
number 4... dr. disprespect
h
>>305138
sry i was just a little hungry .....
anon
::woaw
h
>>201
anon
>>305152
Good times create weak dogs, weak dogs create bad times, bad times create strong dogs
dawn
>>305142
tttt is only sorta dead

admin has this as the gigantic /b/ analogue, apparently we're in the midst of a rebrand
>>305168
anon
it's NOT ai it's real
anon
Admin banned soyposting, and it all fell apart
>>305165
shrimp
thank god
mitzi (mexican flag)
admin banned freeze and halts and this place died its so lame
>>305172
rose
no one likes soyposting
anon
Died before it even began award
dawn
>>305168
4chan is kill and it will be for the forseeable future. i'm sorry anon
>>305178
mitzi (mexican flag)
I SAY GOODBYE TO A BLACKBIRD I SAY GOODBYE TO MY OWN WORDS
anon
>>305171
soy tan is cute she can stay
anon
muslimgauzecels lost
dawn
>>305178
lol isn't that the thing where you watch a few videos and get a sticker

hiro will save us all
mitzi (mexican flag)
muslimgauze won by losing
mitzi (mexican flag)
FISH
mitzi (mexican flag)
LETS FUCKING GO
anon## global mod
#fish 🐟
anon## mod
>>305189
eggzactly why it was removed.....
anon## global mod
just j-just just just uhm just uhm one more
#catbounce /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
faye
#dansen (only staff can use this command on this board)
rose
wtf oranj mod??
anon
Inside you there are two mods, one that justifies removal of fish and one that is based and posts it again
faye
please
Himeposter
All my tabs got closed
anon## mod
u gotta have the video player off to see dansen...
Himeposter
Wanna kms
mitzi (mexican flag)
.play mystery jets telomere
dawn
.play caramelldansen 10h

PARTY HARD
faye
i do :(
anon## mod
.playnext caramelldansen
anon
.play kesha
anon
.play last friday night
mitzi (mexican flag)
i miss my ex
>>305212
anon
she took the fucking kids
rose
you are a gaydar repressor
faye
#balls
faye
#8ball (not a chance)
faye
#h8ball (NO)
Himeposter
#8ball will my ex will ask me to have sex? (signs point to yes)
>>305222
Himeposter
Concha
mitzi (mexican flag)
la de tu (ex) vieja
anon
who want to beat me up to a pulp?
Himeposter
>>305222
Maybe... idk, they are weird
anon
muslimgauze really won
rose
im a zoomer thats fuckin on the low
anon
>>305226
does invert work on wormlang???
dawn
thread what's your favourite jrpg

chrono cross is mine
>>305241
Himeposter
BAILE CARAMELO
anon
>>305240
that post was wormlanged after the fact holdon
anon
it is over isnt it
anon
i did the fed thing because the ai has an obsession with calling people a fed
anon
>>305247
so weird..........................................................
faye
.play peter Griffin family guy funny moments 10 hour compilation
anon
Everything is good !
dawn
>>305252
make one?

i almost miss the isekai general. almost
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