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0.485% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30275
why would you lie to me like this
0.486% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i just like collecting personal information
shrimp
im not lying
shrimp
its a nice house
shrimp
has a pool in the back
>>30283
amom
wowzers
0.487% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30281
i'm writing allof this down
0.488% BoOjEr!boymodewng
thank you so much
0.489% BoOjEr!boymodewng
but please also tell me your current address
shrimp
yw
0.490% BoOjEr!boymodewng
and also any other information about it
0.491% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30287
why
shrimp
i will say this house doesnt have a pool
>>30299
amom
absolute 👏 cinema
>>30295
int3
you will have to fill in the blanks
0.492% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30293
thats okay i will add this to my int3 folder and when you slip up and mention the town i can figure it out
>>30298>>30304
amom
>>30295
his music is nice tbqhwy
0.493% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30290
added to your folder
opna
just realized derrick is gone
amom
shit
amom
>>30302
mine (i live in the floorboards)
0.494% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30304
okay added "panicky for some reason about having a folder"
to your folder
>>30309>>30310
amom
what's in my folder? :)
>>30307
0.495% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30306
Nothing.
amom
cause i'm so off the grid let's gooo
>>30313
int3
>>30305
I'M ALWAYS PANICKED
int3
bwaaaaaaa
0.497% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30308
no it's just because i only keep it on INTERESTING PEOPLE WHO DON"T SEXUALLY EXPLOIT PEOPLE FOR ACCESS TO THEIR PROGRAMS
>>30316
amom
i love this new rumor you're trying to get off the ground, very spicy
0.498% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's not a rumor you literally did it to me
int3
>>30313
you send lewds to people.............
0.499% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no they forced me to send nudes so i could download rune reader
>>30319>>30328
anon
kept having incest wet dreams fml
>>30321
0.500% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30320
why fml ???
int3
thast's the best dreams...
anon
im glad nobody here is judgemental...
amom
u don't control ur dreams anon...
shrimp
if i could control my dreams thats what id choose tbh
>>30335
amom
and that's why it's a sin
>>30329
int3
wet drewms bwaawawa
shrimp
>>30326
and thats why its hot
wormothy
it's a sin to say i love you
amom
.play it's a sin my darling how i love you
>>30334
anon
>>30325
yea tbh it was kinda sexy. i wouldn't actually fuck my mom thats really weird but if it was a parental figure i was unfamiliar with but knew i was still related to them, it would be hot. i dont know why my brain is like that
>>30342
amom
the boojerfiles
0.502% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30338
ummm
0.503% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no i don't have to show you ANYTHING
>>30343
shrimp
>>30335
brains are funny creatures
amom
>>30341
that means you're a coward who actually has no files #fact
>>30344
0.504% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30343
i don't have any on YOU you perverted sexual exploiter
>>30346
amom
gotta add more angles to it cmon
0.505% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30346
what do you mean owned i have so many files on you
shrimp
0 files
shrimp
file-less
shrimp
doesnt even have folders, let alone files
amom
only folders (empty)
amom
right click -> properties -> zero files
shrimp
show when it was edited
0.507% BoOjEr!boymodewng
created july 16 2024
shrimp
edited
shrimp
show when it was edited
amom
folders only have created attributes, no last edit
shrimp
ohh
shrimp
so its fake!
wormothy
fake news
opna
>>30353
>0.XX MB
so basically nothing
0.508% BoOjEr!boymodewng
OKAY FINE WHATEVER I DON'T HAVE A FOLDER STALKING YOU GUYS FINE
wormothy
yes you do
0.509% BoOjEr!boymodewng
GOD
opna
phew..
int3
you can stalk me bloober
0.510% BoOjEr!boymodewng
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NITPICKY
>>30371>>30376
amom
>>30363
boniface the third gives his blessing
opna
>>30369
maybe your files are just very well compressed...
opna
who knows
0.511% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no it got made by accident because somehow when i clciked a button it saved all of the pictures on a random thread and i haven't deleted the folder yet
0.512% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it has like six pictures of random stuff
0.514% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30376
you were born in 2001 you don't get an opinion cuz you're A BOOMER
>>30383
0.515% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30378
sorry i don't make files on perverted nazis
>>30380
amom
image.png
>>30379
well i save plenty of things abt the twisted souls that wriggle here
0.516% BoOjEr!boymodewng
just like the nazis...
amom
they were all about preservation
int3
>>30377
you're such a youngster omg
0.517% BoOjEr!boymodewng
everyone born before 2002 is literally a boomer
int3
real
amom
forever
opna
>>30386
there is a original thick one on display at the electronics shop, thinking about buying it
>>30397
amom
>>30389
and yet you do not remember it. child
0.519% BoOjEr!boymodewng
yes i literally had a blue ds
0.520% BoOjEr!boymodewng
never had a dsi
amom
fake news
0.521% BoOjEr!boymodewng
and then a 3ds
0.522% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i remeber the game cube boomer. Although I suppose by the time that that came out you were suffering from too much backpain and money and kids to be able to enjoy it
int3
gameboy was cooler than ds
>>30399
amom
>>30388
as long as it isn't like priced at a hundred bux.... some shops will really scalp mfs on those consoles for the pure nostalgia of it
>>30398
amom
>>30396
#this (simply epic) is mostly true (i love both)
>>30400
int3
>>30399
bionicles, power rangers and pokemon on the gameboy...
>>30401
amom
>>30400
based. only pokemon's ive ever played are poke blue on the gbc and some other one that sucked
opna
>>30398
except he doesn't know how to keep inventory at all lol
>>30411
int3
wawawawa emerald and red were good
amom
>>30398
that's a steal tbh
amom
very sniiwy
amom
>>30408
cool fish on ur head
int3
I caught it myself...
amom
>>30402
this is almost a good sign, they're not in it for the money but for the passion...
>>30414
opna
>>30411
true, he got all kinds of stuff from ca 80s to today
>>30420
int3
frogger and south park on the ps1 tho
>>30418
amom
crash team racing.... my beloved...
amom
>>30416
was the south park one where you threw snowballs at people
>>30419
int3
>>30418
uhm I think I remember snowboarding in it atleast? I was like 3 LMAO
opna
>>30414
constantly gets new ware too
opna
I kind of wonder how he makes a living tbh
amom
wonder if it's like a side gig, and he just loves old tech... you gotta have like a vape shop and sell other shit to pull in randoms to buy ur old tech otherwise
opna
he has normal work hours during work week so probably not just a part-time job
0.523% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30412
i remember both of these
0.524% BoOjEr!boymodewng
stop being upset just becuase you were born before 2002 and legally are a boomer
>>30428>>30432
shrimp
you wish you were a boomer
0.525% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no
0.526% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30428
i'm not a zoomer either
int3
you are a zoomer..
Anonymouss
>>30426
Everyone will age, fellow human
0.527% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i am literally not a zoomer
int3
uh huh yes you are
0.528% BoOjEr!boymodewng
I AM NOT
0.529% BoOjEr!boymodewng
I MAY HAVE BEEN BORN AT THE TIME OF A ZOOMER BUT MATURITY WISE I AM OLDER
>>30440>>30451>>30439
int3
YOU ARE
0.530% BoOjEr!boymodewng
god that was such a good one i laughed at my own joke really hard
int3
>>30436
add back the other part....
cyber-ghost '01
>>30436
can't decide if you want to be old and wise or young...
>>30441
0.531% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30440
erm well sweatervest you don't get a choice because you're legally old
>>30446
shrimp
image.png
we live in an age where googling "tnt" mostly results in minecraft
>>30444
0.532% BoOjEr!boymodewng
okay i'll stop i just find this bit to be really entertaining
>>30445
int3
>>30443
keep going you're funny bloober :3
cyber-ghost '01
>>30441
asian guys always look good in them
cyber-ghost '01
lol
0.533% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30447
well they're older so it's to be expected
>>30465
0.534% BoOjEr!boymodewng
okay last one i promise
0.535% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30452
last calling everyone else old bit
wormothy
boomnuke
0.536% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30451
yes
0.537% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30458
I KNEW IT
0.538% BoOjEr!boymodewng
I KNEW IT WAS YOU
0.539% BoOjEr!boymodewng
I KNEW IT
wormothy
what
0.540% BoOjEr!boymodewng
hi
shrimp
>knew
0.541% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30465
yiou're just figuring this out now?
>>30467
wormothy
>MATURITY WISE I AM OLDER
0.542% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>30467
fair fiar
shrimp
youre around pretty frequently
>>30480
wormothy
i am a joymoder
#merrychristmas
>>30476
shrimp
im a grinchmoder
>>30476
anon
>>30465
HEY DONT SPEAK TO BLOOBER THAT WAY
shrimp
i hate christmas
>>30475
amom
>>30471
>>30472
i just thought of a crazy film script about this
shrimp
oh do tell
amom
no i have to write my masterpiece
shrimp
oh ok...
cyber-ghost '01
>>30470
not really
wormothy
i am a shrimpilled joymoder
amom
joymaxxing shrimpcoded wormpilled soilmoder
wormothy
i am about to drop a joynuke
>>30487
wormothy
merry pillmas
amom
the merriment will be catastrophic
amom
even if it's a joynuke? a christmasnuke?
>>30490
amom
>>30490
i take this as a yes :)
amom
#JOYNUKE
0xCC
fuuuuuck I hate my phone
anon
#joynuke
amom
it's gotta be all caps
amom
that's two holly jolly nukes
anon
not falling for this
amom
>:)
anon
hehe
anon
I can see the darker shade of red
>>30505
amom
#everythingisperfectandnothinghasbeennuked (1)
anon
idk but the colors are off somehow
0xCC
>>30508
ohhhhhh makes sense
amom
we're all about positive education on this website
0xCC
0.544% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#bleet (inappropriate content detected) i hate people above 4'1
>>30514>>30516
amom
#bleet (link to bleet) i love people who are taller than eight foot nine
anon
or more intense Ig
0xCC
ok but where’s the reskeet….
>>30524
wormothy
#joynuke
cyber-ghost '01
>>30507
affirmative
anon
you would have to be colorblind to miss that tbh
amom
i'm just normal blind and doing all this with a screen reader
0xCC
>>30524
thank you for spreading the message.. this is very important!!!!
>>30528
amom
>>30525
i've been zero'd out. not even a hashtag to my name....
>>30529
amom
>>30526
we're all about awareness here on libpol dot surgery
>>30530
amom
#rebrainworm
amom
#welcome
amom
they live on
0xCC
woaaaa
opna
still brain-wormed under the hood..
>>30537
shrimp
>>30489
what was fourt imes
amom
>>30535
this puppy still runs grade A certified worm juice
anon
DERRICK!!!!
amom
#derrick
amom
we need a new derrick. a fresh and sexy derrick. a derrick for the new age
shrimp
we should bring back buryshoe
amom
i like buryshoe
anon
why bury the shoe?
amom
#digupshoe
shrimp
#tuckinshoe
amom
#burysandal
anon
#notsomuchshoe
amom
#buryboot
anon
#sing
wormothy
>>30530
destroys all your brainworms
wormothy
nothing personelle kid
amom
1. bob's burgers
2. bob's burgers on dvd
3. bob's burgers the movie
wormothy
burgernuke
amom
buke
wormothy
i love the oklahomburger
wormothy
i am mandolin pilled
amom
easy slicing every time
plus some finger scraps for extra protein
wormothy
i personally think he's overworking the meat here
amom
meat does seem best when it's chilling out and not stressed
wormothy
i was taught to loosely pack the ground beef
amom
smash burgers are kinda whacky
wormothy
ooo that stacking of the buns on top of the smash burger is a good move
wormothy
that looks way too salty wtf
amom
some mfs just pile on the salt like chill out my guy
wormothy
babe i wanna taste the beef not salt
amom
i basically never salt food and it tastes fine tbh
amom
cucumber,,,. on a burger? idk man....
shrimp
idk the fresh crispiness of cucumber might be good, like a pickle thats made of lettuce
>>30576
amom
>>30573
that's number 4 on the list
amom
>>30574
i worry it'd get too soggy and moisten up the whole dam thing
amom
they need to make lettuce pickles though
shrimp
well thats why you eat it fast
wormothy
3.6% salt is crazy
shrimp
ugh i want a burger now
wormothy
wait no 7.2
amom
even worse!!!
amom
m'arteries
wormothy
i think big burgers are bad!
amom
make burgers WIDE not TALL
amom
i am not a snake (yet) and cannot unhinge my jaw
amom
this man loves his salt
wormothy
that msuhroom sauce looks so yum though
>>30590
amom
>>30588
are the ingredients
- tomatoes from a can
- salt
place your bets now
wormothy
im gonna guess it's mayo
amom
i spoiled it..... we're both wrong...
amom
kinda funky tbh
wormothy
this burger looks unappealing
amom
it's 11pm i can't be hungry now
wormothy
woahhh
wormothy
i didnt know mel was not american
amom
i hold many secrets in my brittle forme
amom
butterwater
wormothy
lemme get 2kg of butter
amom
it's like tempering chocolate but with butter
wormothy
british people trying not to say litchully
>>30605
amom
tempered butterwater
amom
L + butter ratio
shrimp
i want burger
amom
same atm
amom
i'd eat all this shit
shrimp
can we go to mcdonalds
amom
yeah just post the burger down to me
wormothy
cooking is so cool
>>30619
wormothy
it's art
amom
sincerely real
amom
baking is all complicated and exact, but cooking is like "fuck it here's some tasty stuff and it's cooked" and it's beautiful
wormothy
this guy has the energy i want to bring to the conversation
amom
knows what he's talking abt
wormothy
confident and knowledgable
amom
fuck i love capers
wormothy
good god this is impressive
amom
level 2 rice
amom
i can't keep watching this shit i'm so houngry
wormothy
dinner party
amom
brainworm dinner party
>>30629
wormothy
i don't wanna butcher a whole ass chicken
amom
butchering is rly hard tbh
amom
#dinnerparty
wormothy
how do you bold it
amom
**like this**
wormothy
#dinnerparty
wormothy
awesome
amom
#dinnernuke
wormothy
#dinnernuke
wormothy
how do you color it
amom
;fgskyblue
**#awawa**
amom
fg takes most html colour names but also hex colours
amom
>>30640
ascendant wifenuke
anon
>>30645
you dropped this: ц
wormothy
oops
wormothy
worms what do we think of ukraines chances of retaking captured territory
anon
at most it will be re-gifted to them
anon
for some exchange
wormothy
that's a meal right there
>>30653
wormothy
on wormwatch
anon
oh
anon
I have it off rn
anon
>>30643
when will be the year google maps will show crimea as part of the federation
>>30659
anon
meme solidarity bewteen USA and Russia over fed memes
anon
and Germany
anon
centralized states btfo
anon
it's crazy how Texay is bigger than Poland
>>30665
anon
something's not right...
anon
#c texas area (268600 mi^2 (square miles))
anon
#germany area
shrimp
embarassing...
anon
#c germany area (137847 mi^2 (square miles))
anon
who is this shrimp character
shrimp
i am this shrimp character
anon
#c poland area (120728 mi^2 (square miles))

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