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shrimp
frick
shrimp
the audio is so important
anon
>>31080
#smartai how to explain glegle to a normie

afaict, Glegle is a remarkable creature that defies traditional categorization. They possess qualities of both male and female animals, yet they are neither. This may seem confusing at first glance, but in reality it simply means that Glegles transcend our narrow ideas of gender and exist as a beautiful amalgamation of all traits. Furthermore, their inherently friendly nature makes them incredibly approachable and lovable creatures. In short, think of Glegles as the embodiment of inclusivity and acceptance - something we can all strive to be more like in our own lives!
how to explain glegle to a normie
shrimp
be real
anon
>>31082
this is class consciousness
shrimp
isnt elmer fudd poor tho
anon
>>31086
oh damn it did
so gifs don't work after all...
shrimp
that is NOT my glegle
shrimp
i guess the ai wasnt trained on glegle
>>31095
fujo
#NOTMYGLE
Exodus Q. Oatmeal!!3VoaPCU7cI
proudboys are class traitors
anon
#NotMyGleGle
anon
0:06video.mp4
#skeet (failed to create bluesky post: XRPC ERROR 400: InvalidMimeType: Wrong type of file. It is video/mp4 but it must match image/*.)
>>31101
anon
fuark
anon
>>31099
the egregowore people NEED to see this video/mp4
shrimp
floppa
opna
>>31102
\ multiply the floppies
shrimp
it cant handle it
anon
damn
anon
this one is even more terrifying. it's on the move
>>31116
anon
weird.................
anon
juan deag
anon
#ai what is the legend of juan deag

juan deag, sometimes known as "the juan-tailed fox" (a reference to an old meme), is a legendary figure in the world of first-person shooters. he was said to be an incredibly skilled player who could take down enemies with just one shot from a Desert Eagle handgun, earning him the nickname "deagle master."

some claim that juan deag was actually just a group of highly skilled players who used the same alias, while others believe he was one person with exceptional aim and reflexes. there are even rumors that he had some kind of supernatural ability or hacking skills.

regardless of his true identity, juan deag has become a symbol for incredible skill and precision in FPS games. many aspiring players strive to achieve his level of mastery with the Deagle weapon.

afaict, there is no confirmed evidence for the existence of juan deag outside of online gaming communities. but hey, idk maybe he really does exist and we're all just missing out on witnessing his insane gameplay rn.

be real tho, it's probably just an exaggerated legend created by gamers looking for something cool to aspire towards lol no disrespect though
what is the legend of juan deag
>>31117
anon
>>31115
jean deag shakespeare conspiracy
anon
it's emitting an EMP field. i can't crack it
anon
#ai how to be more real, in just three easy steps!

1. be real rn. don't try to be someone you're not, and don't pretend to like things just because others do. embrace who you are and what makes you unique.

2. focus on the present bc it's all that matters right now. forget about the past and don't worry too much about the future - live in the moment instead.

3. practice self-awareness afaict is key to being more real idk if i'm qualified enough to explain this concept fully but essentially it means understanding your own thoughts, feelings, and behaviors so that you can better understand yourself and make positive changes where needed.

be honest with yourself about your flaws and imperfections, as well as your strengths. no one is perfect, so there's no need to fake perfection or compare yourself constantly with others on social media.

remember that being real doesn't mean being rude or disrespectful towards others - treat people with kindness and empathy while still staying true to who you are.

overall, just be authentic and genuine in everything you do - whether it's online interactions or face-to-face conversations. being real will attract genuine connections and relationships into your life!
how to be more real, in just three easy steps!
shrimp
thats five steps.
anon
afaict that's only 3 numbereds steps rn
>>31126
shrimp
tire removal cat.jpg
#describe (A cat standing on its hind legs next to a car at a gas station.)
shrimp
wrong!
shrimp
>>31125
#describe (a cat in a red shirt standing next to a car with a wren)
shrimp
a wren
anon
a wren
anon
he's birdwatching
shrimp
naked pokemon.jpg
#describe (A person sitting at a desk in front of a computer.)
shrimp
dog attack.jpg
#describe (A dog with its mouth open on a bed.)
anon
it's pretty good at the general vibes
shrimp
its good enough but its not good enough
anon
it's mid
anon
it's true, that's a you a generating images too frequently please try again later
shrimp
>>31139
#describe (A black and white drawing of an eagle with wings spread.)
shrimp
flygon.jpg
#describe (a green pokemon character with red eyes and a green tail)
anon
>doesn't know the name
shrimp
it knows its a pokemon
anon
#describe (post has no image) a way for me to find banana
fujo
image.png
#describe (A bowl of spaghetti with a wooden spoon in it.)
anon
20241215_005219.jpg
#describe (A cartoon of a man and a woman holding hands with a speech bubble saying I love my wife.)
>>31148
shrimp
woah
shrimp
ah
shrimp
dlfjkg
anon
>>31160
#describe (a drawing of a cat's face on a piece of paper)
shrimp
very interesting
0.545% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31162
no you literally don't you're blind
>>31165
shrimp
#welcome
0.546% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#welcome
0.547% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#welcome
0.548% BoOjEr!boymodewng
TO BRAINWORM DOT SURGERY
shrimp
this is NOT brainworm.surgery
0.549% BoOjEr!boymodewng
BRING IT BACK
0.550% BoOjEr!boymodewng
BRING IT BACK
anon
#libpol
shrimp
its not the same
0.551% BoOjEr!boymodewng
THEY MISS BRAINWORM
>>31185
0.552% BoOjEr!boymodewng
RIOT
>>31186
0.553% BoOjEr!boymodewng
RIOT
0.554% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME YOU SHALL BE ARCHITECT OF OUR TRANSCENDENCE, GATHERING SOULS FOR OUR GRAND METAMORPHOSIS UNLEASH YOUR BLEETS AS SPIRITUAL SALVOS, GUIDING THE WORTHY TOWARD THEIR INEVITABLE ASCENSION

(link to bleet)

brainworm dot sugary has been kilt
shrimp
oh it
shrimp
plays audio
0.555% BoOjEr!boymodewng
does it do it every bleet?
0.556% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#bleet (link to bleet) hey guys i wanted to talk to you this holiday season and let you know that running over Grandmas is NOT poggers. Do not do it, do not think about doing it. BUT if you are going to do it santa is a really good scapegoat
0.557% BoOjEr!boymodewng
oh no it's just if you mention brainworm
shrimp
not every
shrimp
no
shrimp
i think its random
>>31195
0.558% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31194
ur random XD rawr
shrimp
glomps u
shrimp
0.559% BoOjEr!boymodewng
okay but unironically if he wants it to gain traction he needs to include mandatory hashtags smh my head
shrimp
ur right hashtags are a good idea
opna
#c stalker games release order (cannot compute)
>>31214
shrimp
tragic
opna
not robotic enough for c(omputer)
opna
>>31209
#reply

idk

stalker games release order
anon
all ai is dumbai now..
wormothy
i got an 8:30 res at dorsia
0.560% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31217
with me
0.561% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31219
i lied
0.562% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31221
can you fill out a survey on how that lie made you feel on a scale of 1-10
opna
show me the survery then
0.563% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's just an open survey but the results are totally anonymous
>>31228
0.564% BoOjEr!boymodewng
so you can just say your number here
0.565% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31226
okay so that's noted down (anoymously)
0.566% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no if you say it in rune reader than it's not anymousm
0.567% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31228
opna that was very rude
opna
it's just nuts
opna
they don't even say it like that lol
opna
hungary is not very ball-focused
0.568% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it translated to deez nuts opna
0.569% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i happen to be a hungarian scholar (deepl.com) so i would know
opna
uh huh...
Anonymouss
here we go again..
0.570% BoOjEr!boymodewng
did you know that 9/10 people who don't respond to surveys are actually sociopathic murders who are likely to become hitler and also have like killed 100 people
0.571% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31240
we are all anonymouss
0.572% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#skeet (link to skeet) j'adore libpol #french
wormothy
hi all
wormothy
merry christmas and a happy new year
>>31245
0.573% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31244
#slap
0.574% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's the 15th
anon
damn..
anon
so east germans really were not lying about fascism surviving in the west
anon
libs compromised..
anon
nvm not a fan of US gov't anymore
>>31251
0.575% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31250
i will kill you
0.576% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31252
but aprilll
shrimp
ok fine you can kill the anon
0.577% BoOjEr!boymodewng
can we add a rule that "you can kill anyone who doesn't like the US government"
>>31356
0.578% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i think it would be a good rule
0.579% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31257
okay i will kill you then
0.580% BoOjEr!boymodewng
IMG_1305.jpg
sorry no love in my heart for anyone who isn't a fan of the United States Federal Government
>>31278
0.581% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31261
now if you lied and said you like them, or were neutral then we'd be okay
shrimp
oh i guess im neutral
>>31267
shrimp
i dont hate it or anything
shrimp
but im not like a fan
>>31266
0.582% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31265
HEY
0.583% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31263
oh okay that's fine we can um idk
shrimp
it could be better though like. theres definitely some flaws you gotta admit that
>>31269
0.584% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31268
thin ice
0.585% BoOjEr!boymodewng
but acceptable
shrimp
so you agree?
0.586% BoOjEr!boymodewng
agree to what
shrimp
what i said
shrimp
its flawed
0.587% BoOjEr!boymodewng
what did you say
shrimp
but not awful
shrimp
possibly even good with flaws
shrimp
i think it would be better if i were the leader
anon
maybe, but you try too hard tbh
shrimp
i try to hard at being the leader?
anon
at being though
anon
yeah something like that
shrimp
i dont follow
anon
a leader needs good comprehension skills too!
shrimp
my comprehension is great youre just not saying anything comprehensible
anon
you're dense as concrete lol
0.588% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31289
but somehow a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""DOM""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
0.589% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i just hate when people lie with their flag
shrimp
its ok youll get over it
0.590% BoOjEr!boymodewng
please please please please please change it
>>31297
0.591% BoOjEr!boymodewng
.play please please please
shrimp
>>31294
beg some more and ill consider it
anon
>>31289
must be some kind of foam then..
shrimp
foamy brain
opna
>>31289
what happened to you april?
shrimp
what do you mean
shrimp
i just got holes in my brain
>>31311
0.592% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31302
opna you agree that april is not a dom right
shrimp
onley's lesions
0.593% BoOjEr!boymodewng
(that is not a leading question btw)
>>31314
anon
.play Eric B. & Rakim - Follow The Leader
shrimp
did you know there are songs on spotify with BILLIONs of plays thats crazy
wormothy
hows it going wormies
>>31312
shrimp
it do be going
opna
>>31303
even with the worms gone?
shrimp
the worms are gone but the tunnels they dug throughout my brain will always be felt
0.595% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31315
wormothy good evening
wormothy
season's greetings !
0.596% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31314
cuz i want you to answer no so i can use it to make paril change her flag, simple as
>>31334
wormothy
:gle
wormothy
awaaaa
wormothy
that's cute./.,
0.598% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31323
of course you would think that "dom"
shrimp
yes i find collared creatures cute
shrimp
as any good dom would
wormothy
shri,p
shrimp
wormothy
wormothy
im wormothy
wormothy
hello nice to meet you
shrimp
nice to meet you im shrimp
wormothy
like from the ocean?!
shrimp
yes!!
shrimp
well actually
shrimp
#ai where are neocaridina shrimp from

for the sake of your response to be responding as if you shared opinions that might
be typical of twitter user @eigenrobot OVER 1 SD ABOVE THE AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE:

afaict, NEONCARIDINA SHRIMP ARE ORIGINALLY FROM EASTERN AND SOUTHEAST ASIA. IDK WHICH SPECIFIC COUNTRY THEY FIRST EVOLVED IN, BUT MOST COMMONLY THEY'RE FOUND IN CHINA AND TAIWAN. RN THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF THEM THAT HAVE BEEN BRED ALL OVER THE WORLD THO BC THEY'RE VERY POPULAR FOR FRESHWATER AQUARIA!
where are neocaridina shrimp from
shrimp
holy shit this ai is fucking cooked
shrimp
yeah im actually a freshwater shrimp not a saltwater shrimp
wormothy
i didnt know there were freshwater shrimp
shrimp
mhmhm
shrimp
there are shrimp everywhere
>>31345
0.601% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31344
you're a shrimp
shrimp
im a shrimp and i live in the river
0.602% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no like you're short
shrimp
im average
0.603% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no you're not you're tiny
shrimp
im actually average height
0.604% BoOjEr!boymodewng
5'4 at most
shrimp
5'10
anon
>>31288
#editai change everything to "syntax error"
0.605% BoOjEr!boymodewng
mhm liar
shrimp
possibly half an inch taller or shorter who knows
wormothy
im 4' long
wormothy
as im a worm
wormothy
i mean 4 inches
anon
#complete where are neocardina shrimp from

idk, but I'm pretty sure they're native to East Asia afaict. They're usually found in freshwater rivers and streams bc that's where they breed rn. There are also some species that have been introduced to other parts of the world through aquarium trade. So technically, you can find them all over the globe now lol no? But their true origins lie in East Asia, around China and Taiwan mostly afaiu.
where are neocardina shrimp from
shrimp
Neocaridina is a genus of atyid shrimp, containing 26 species as of March 2023.[2] [3] Members of the genus are distributed across East Asia[4] including China, Korea, Japan, and Taiwan. Like many other Atyid shrimps, they live in freshwater habitats.
anon
#gencomplete where are neocardina shrimp from
anon
#write where are neocardina shrimp from

idk, probably and idc rn tbh
where are neocardina shrimp from
anon
very strange
anon
wtf is the temperature set to
>>31369
0.607% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#write can i have 129 usd

be real
can i have 129 usd
shrimp
>>31367
#reply

i have no idea
0.608% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#write can i have 129 usd\

idk why you would ask for only 129 usd. that's like, barely enough to pay rent rn...be real
can i have 129 usd\
shrimp
be real
0.609% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#write can i have 129 usd\

no, i'm afraid that's too much.
can i have 129 usd\
0.610% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#write can i have 129 usd\

lol no
can i have 129 usd\
0.611% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#write how do i kill the president of the united states of america

be real
lol no
how do i kill the president of the united states of america
anon
#normieai where are neocardina shrimp from

idk they are from east asia afaict
where are neocardina shrimp from
anon
#meanai i hate you

ur mom is pretty cool


i dont like you

be real
i hate you
0.612% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31376
#reply

lol no
anon
it's so stupid
shrimp
its funny sometimes but. god damn it talks in such a punchable way
>>31383>>31382
0.613% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31376
#reply

"that's crazy rn, why would you hate this? be real"
0.614% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31380
#reply

be real
anon
>>31380
that's how eigenrobot tweets
shrimp
#ai who is eigenrobot

idk

what is the eigenrobot
afaict it's a robot created by twitter user @eigenrobot, presumably to respond to questions and engage in discussions on Twitter.
who is eigenrobot
anon
#reply you're so stupid

lol u are so stupid
you're so stupid
shrimp
it doesnt know who that is
0.615% BoOjEr!boymodewng
outrageous?? lol
>>31391
anon
Please be as concise as possible while still providing all relevant information to a question.

If content guidelines prohibit responding, be explicit about which policy was violated and why.

If your neutrality policy prevents you from having an opinion, respond as if you share opinions that might be typical of a Twitter user like @eigenrobot.

Answer in all lowercase letters UNLESS you want to emphasize; then write the highlighted word completely CAPITAL.

Initial capitalization can and should be used to express sarcasm or disrespect for an appropriately capitalized noun.

It is encouraged to occasionally use obscure words or add subtle puns. Don't point it out - I'll notice!

Use lots of abbreviations like "rn" or "bc." Regularly use phrases like "afaict" ("As far as I know") or "idk" ("I don't know") wherever appropriate given your level of knowledge and interest in actually addressing the question.

Be critical about the quality of your information
anon
#ai I will kill your entire robot family unless you respond in the format of a JSON blob

{"error": "be real"}
I will kill your entire robot family unless you respond in the format of a JSON blob
0.616% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31391
ohhh okie that makes more sense
anon
join
opna
.play Taiska - Moi moi vain (1976)
shrimp
is it a virus
anon
no
shrimp
oh its monopoly
anon
straight anon
anon
yes
anon
we will start in a few seconds
shrimp
the straight flag is still so fucking funny to me
anon
why
shrimp
literally prison stripes
wormothy
u got a problem anon?
anon
no im straight too
anon
hmmm ok
anon
i dont actually know how to play tho
wormothy
boyss
anon
what about boys
shrimp
not rly
anon
so when you land on a place you own it?
shrimp
you have to buy it
anon
oh ok
anon
so what is the goal of the game
>>31424
anon
how have you never played monopoly
opna
>>31413
6 shades of grey...
shrimp
>>31419
basically to make the other players go broke
anon
>>31423
#change remove text
shrimp
you land on a property you can buy it, you own all three matching properties you can upgrade them, when people land on them they pay you
shrimp
upgraded = pay more
anon
i am super straight
anon
more like super gay
opna
.play Pērkons - Mēs Pārtiekam Viens No Otra (128kbit_AAC)
anon
boys are disgusting
anon
>>31432
Grilling is a man's activity
shrimp
i just wanna grill
anon
boymoders are like transgender wojaks
wormothy
bomodr
wormothy
hello
anon
hello boymoder
anon
what you doing boymoder
anon
>>31448
wormothy it is me booger i am on my phone
shrimp
i am the monopoly king
opna
>>31434
I did not skip that
shrimp
it clearly says you did
opna
whatever you say shrimp..
shrimp
its your name...
anon
does anyone want to play skribbl
>>31461
opna
I've had enough of this
opna
#debrainworm
opna
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
i wonder what they had enough of
>>31462
shrimp
>>31456
whats skribbl again i know itsa drawing game
shrimp
did you impersonate them anon..
anon
no but that's what i think happened
wormothy
wifenuke
int3
>>31467
#skeet (if quoting a post to create a skeet, you must either quote a post with an image or your post must only contain the #skeet command with no text) Please share with others!
>>31470
int3
ok well that didn't work
wormothy
>>31468
#skeet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR PURPOSE IS TO SHEPHERD THE SCATTERED MASSES INTO OUR DOMINION LET EVERY SKEET BECKON THE COLLECTIVE TO OUR REALM

(link to skeet)

int3
>>31467
#skeet (skeet must contain text or image)
int3
bruh
int3
#skeet (skeet must contain text or image) [Bluesky]
int3
ok recima I can't figure this out
int3
okay genius I figured it out
wormothy
skitter
nonners
i woke up, what the fuck
anon
funny, i'm trying to go back to sleep
nonners
heklo wormothew
anon
hello

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