lole

>>320101
i didnt get that can you repeat

>>320107
literally who

#ksay Oh my

???

>>320095
based rapehon pride

i despise passoids so much it's unreal

>>320114
>tfw no rose orlando (roseorlando.bandcamp.com) to cuddle with

>>320115
you should be happy for them tho

fuck that >>320118

nobody should be better off than me

>>320117
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
roseorlando.bandcamp.com is such a good thing to think about

yoo randalf poster

>>320121
I love Gaslight District and Digital Circus

what does sapphic mean

>>320129
>she doesn't know

>>320128
nonpassing trans woman

>>320116
deus ex makes me feel smarter

>>320133
loud incorrect buzzer

bring back the hon flag so i can use it

>>320120
mmmm

>>320137
loud correct ding actually

same bestie

>>320141
okay sweetie, I think it's time for your meds

>>320144
fuck you ruski shes real i know shes real

>>320146
I know she's real cutie

>>320121
sigh I cringe looking at this. it doesn’t feel loving I guess

chaseranon are you really a chaser

I.... am anon

>>320155
i love chasers

>>320155
hoesntly i don't know how to feel about this in a way i'm glad you are not a bottom chaser but lame you don't appreciate cock

>>320138
cute! pfp. I’ll pull them up in another of my thousand tabs ; )

blickin glocky

i'm getting The Surgery

What if I'm a chaser that feels neutral/indifferent towards cocks and I love women and trans women

i'm so exicted

that armless guy made one of the best horror movies in recent history btw

>>320145
#hug it will be. I should probably put on some muscle but bleh.

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>320169
knee surgery?

>>320179
-_-

>>320180
::when knee surgery is tomorrow

>>320184
idk won’t you have energy problems though? I think skinny old men are more handsome than fat old men. I’m not particularly looking forward to being either but oh well. I’m at like 160pounds. I don’t really know anyone who picked a weight and had a happy life at it. I don’t think anyone I know counts calories or is really aesthetic/skinny. many are healthy bmi but no one is low except one sickly friend

HAAAAAAIII YAAAAIIII FORCES

>>320182
my consult with bluebond is december of next year but it might get moved up

>>320188
I love random speech

>>320188
#refute

oh look, the condensed essence of 2007 internet cringe stumbled out of its myspace burial grounds. let’s dismantle this horrorshow paragraph by paragraph, shall we?

1. *"hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork*"*
wow, a weaponized eating utensil. how original. this isn’t "random," this is the reheated leftovers of a long-dead internet subculture that was barely tolerable when it was fresh. a spork isn’t quirky—it’s just cutlery for people who can’t commit to scooping *or* stabbing.

2. *"my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!"*
yes, because nothing says "mature for my age" like leetspeak straight from a boomer’s idea of a ~hacker~ movie. the forced randomness is contrived to the point of agony—penguins aren’t mystical beings of chaos (*ever seen one trip over its own feet? not exactly menacing*), and tagging yourself as "of doom" just makes you sound like a villain in a discount goosebumps knockoff.

3. *"lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^"*
no, this is structured, rehearsed pseudo-randomness. you practiced this garbage in a mirror before vomiting it onto a forum where people were (unfortunately) literate. *actual* randomness doesn’t need a telegraphic announcement—you just outed yourself as someone who holds up flaming bags of scripted wackiness and knocks politely before running away.

4. *"im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!)"*
ah, the rallying cry of every preteen disaster who hasn’t yet realized that broadcasting your maturity *disproves it instantly*. truly mature people don’t scream their résumé of emotional development—they just don’t act like a kabuki theater of hyperactive desperation.

5. *"i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it)"*
invader zim is fine—somewhat tired, but fine. the real crime here is shoving your sexuality into the discussion like it’s a fun-sized rebellion sticker. nobody questioned it until you preemptively yelled *"deal w/it,"* which just makes this feel less like natural self-expression and more like you memorized dialogue from a *"how to be a quirky internet rebel"* tutorial.

6. *"its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =)"*
congratulations—you’re both doing the *internet theater kid shuffle*, mistaking forced absurdity for personality. the show’s appeal isn’t its ~randomness~ (it’s bleak satire, but sure), and frothing over meeting clones of yourselves is how cults start.

7. *"like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentse..."*
this closing is just the wet matchstick attempt to salvage a calamity. "the more the merrier" applies to open bars and chip bowls, not a fandom recycling the same three personas since the bush administration. *"give me lots of commentse"*—was the letter 'd' cursed? are we rationing consonants now?

final verdict: this post isn’t "random"—it’s the 40th carbon copy of a script that was already creaky when dial-up still screeched. if you want to be actually interesting, ditch the manic pixie nightmare gimmick and try being a person instead of a walking 2000s forum cliché.

i'm emo

>>320202
please stop the slop

>>320202
you could've just asked me to take a pic of me with my pc but pl

#replace (must quote a post) pl with ok >>320210

>>320209
waow

kms

GO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

::tewi

THAT THIS IS THE END

GO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

THAT THIS IS THE EEEEEEEEEEEND

>>320197
Pat Pat Pat good to see you girl wanna go for a walk?

what does saging here even do

>>320236
only really works in multithreaded boards

>>320241
roo reynlds

>>320203
that’s reasonable. I just don’t believe in the ‘strong man’ aesthetic so much, it seems silly to build it but I wish my face were a lil less fat. 155 pounds would be nice for me.

amdin i need libpol scroblr

I think I will do some fun cardio and stuff and look into my diet! the weird thing is I’ve been having more carbs lately and it has helped my energy a LOT

>>320250
based based sit. neck please. *opens leash clip*

>>320249
can i has librefm

>>320251
modsss nsfw

>>320249
add the hon flag

so i can use

so i can use it

i'm not a twinkhon

i'm a hon

>>320253
why do indie devs are infinitely superior to AAA games

>>320264
you have to girlmode to be a hon

>>320261
like the r/4tran meme?

>>320268
kinda based

>>320262
*scritch behind ears* you’re very lovable alexi

flag

>>320270
damn right

music to the ears

imma go take a shower screw you nerds

.play muslimgauze

>>320279
enjoy the shower

>>320270
look how she’s saving them for what a perfect strong farmer’s wife

>>320283
shut up speedster

>>320287
I know

HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT SANS UNDERTALE

OH MY GOD LOIS

.play stranded lullaby tally hall

>>320288
I saw that
older parents =mpreg
I know the truth! we did NOT come from our moms fellow old parent cels

>>320289
so so cute I wish everyone could feel that way at least sometimes pat pat pat

HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED

.play halloween hack megolovania

Gamers rise up

>>320309
it's over.

kudos to whoever queued miracle musical

>>320313
<3

#glesay [dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<600,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<100,27>][dah<200,25>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<400,35>][dah<400,34>]

Hold up I didn't hear it let me do it too
#glesay [dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<600,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<100,27>][dah<200,25>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<400,35>][dah<400,34>]

>>320319
am i too much of a phoneposter to understand this

>>320323
uhhhh not really

#glesay [dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,32>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,32>][dah<600,31>][dah<100,30>][dah<100,29>][dah<100,28>][dah<300,29>]

[dah<150,18>][dah<600,28>][dah<600,27>][dah<100,26>][dah<100,25>][dah<100,24>][dah<100,26>]

>>320322
incel? I thought the incel to trans pipeline was a myth

can u feed me them by hand :3

>>320328
sure! I'd love to

oops

>>320332
Pat pat

#glesay [dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,32>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,32>][dah<600,31>][dah<100,30>][dah<100,29>][dah<100,28>][dah<300,29>]

[dah<150,18>][dah<600,28>][dah<600,27>][dah<100,26>][dah<100,25>][dah<100,24>][dah<100,26>]

>>320334
perhaps, although the numbers would go up if many of fem sites were not infested with terfs

>>320338
#ksay meow

>>320345
oh shit, you're right

my glegles aren’t working for me :( is it working for anyone else

trannies are the new fags on 4chan, you cannot go on a thread without someone going on a schizofrenic tirade ab

>>320349
works on my machine

>>320352
oh yeah that's pretty tiresome, how some threads can get stupidly derailed by a transphobic schizo

#glesay aeiou

#glesay JOHN MADDEN

does glesay do anything cool

#meow

>>320366
only speaks in the voice of moonbase alpha astronaut

I remember coming here years ago and trying to do counterpoint with the glesays

i see

also my gf is here and she's cute and good and I love her c:

.play waterflame rupture

>>320379
nice

.play waterflame control:mind

#sanicspin was this one of the commands

hi rose

>>320386
howdy

#dansen (only staff can use this command on this board)

>>320386
#sanicspin

how many people named rose come here regularly

>>320393
I think at least 3

>>320395
nah i def saw a third one earlier

>>320398
rose army

does kitty still post here?

i saw a dude get sucked off aty a bus stop today

.skip (voted to skip this video)

who listens to weezer in the tub

me neither

::skip if ur bisexual

lol

>>320432
#tag (link to booru image) lain

title doesnt mention the music playing in the background. trash

>>320435
hell yeah

.play berserk forces godhand mix

.play Bôa - Duvet

.play berserk dub bloopers

my love for you... is like a truck... bersercarrrrrrrr

>>320379
based

>>320445
you fool

>>320400
within the last month. she did but she’s been anon lately love you kitty if you see this! =^_^=

>>320403
“oh no men are right wing and don’t support public transit”
>men get requested public transit features for their comfort they utilize
“oh no this is so terrible”
walkable cities means suckable bus stops #trvke

idk

>>320462
do i know you

we should legalize public seggs

>>320462
ooooooohh ok now i get it

>>320468
I’m on my phomb

>>320472
trvth nvke

>>320472
stay strong slowsister

>>320482
omg it's lain!!

>>320482
lain what happen

jerma clip for retention

jerma and ster?????

sadchan knows all things but to access her speech you must pay her one (1) cloyster

I love AGPs

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>320498
#smooch I love you

>>320503
I love you back

>>320509
goes hard

i have never heard a hatsune miku song in my life

::play steampianist the undertaker's daughter

>>320515
you probably have without realizing it, they're everywhere

.play steampianist the undertaker's daughter

libpol!

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>320524
wassup

>>320528
I love you tho