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shrimp
ok well. we're both wrong at least
shrimp
so that means
anon
so then the boymoder is centre
glegle is right
and derrick is left
anon
we figured it out gang
shrimp
teamwork!!
anon
boymoder is really boymoding hard with that old white beard
shrimp
you gotta do what you gotta do
!nIOh.loris
srdxgtcfhgvyjhubkinlomkp,ç
anon
>>32099
it tried very hard to its credit
anonymousse
geezermoder..
>>32116
anon
smoking his mechanical pencil cigar
shrimp
old timey vape
anon
steam-powered
anonymousse
look how messed up the hand is. the tragic consequences of aether vaping are not to be understated
shrimp
im glad i quit while i was still young
anon
Cgw7l5IzgmkN - Bury Nice Gle and Bury Evil Gle were two creatures that lived in the forest of Blithe....jpg
\Bury Nice Gle and Bury Evil Gle were two creatures that lived in the forest of Blithewood. They were Glegles, a friendly nonbinary animal species known for their cute appearance and kind nature.

Bury Nice Gle was well-known in the forest for being incredibly caring and always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone in need. They spent their days picking berries, tending to injured animals, and spreading kindness wherever they went. All the other creatures looked up to Bury Nice Gle as a role model.

On the other hand, Bury Evil Gle was feared by many. They had a reputation for causing trouble and being mean-spirited towards others. Their actions often left others feeling hurt or angry. Despite this, no one dared confront Bury Evil Gle because of their intimidating presence.

The two Glegles lived on opposite sides of the forest but would occasionally cross paths while gathering food or exploring new areas. Whenever they did encounter each other, there was an immediate tension between them due to their conflicting personalities.

One day, rumors started circulating around Blithewood about something strange happening near where both Glegles resided. Animals began disappearing without a trace overnight, leaving behind only small holes in the ground where they once stood.

As more animals disappeared, tensions rose between all inhabitants of Blithewood as everyone tried to figure out what was going on and who could be responsible for these mysterious disappearances.

Fearful that someone might try to frame them or accuse them of being involved somehow due to their negative reputation,Bury EvilGle decided it would be best ifthey laid low until things calmed down.However,B u ryNiceG l e knewthat doings o woul donly incite further suspicionsof guilt.So instead,t heytook it upon themselves torevealthe truthbehindthedisappearancesand findthe real culprit before any more innocent lives were taken away.

Using their excellent tracking skills and knowledge of the forest, Bury Nice Gle discovered that a ferret named Derrick was behind all the disappearances. It turned out that Derrick had been secretly jealous of the attention and praise Bury Nice Gle received from everyone in the forest. In an attempt to gain recognition, he had been kidnapping animals and hiding them in underground burrows.

With this information, Bury Nice Gle confronted Derrick and convinced him to stop his harmful actions. They also helped him understand that instead of being envious, he should use his unique talents for good like they did.
>>32125
anon
try mashing it all into one lin
anon
e
anon
>>32122
you can tell which one is the evil gle
shrimp
the one on the left
>>32127
anon
don't skeet my secrets.... revealed for all the world...
shrimp
hehehe
anon
gLGgNo0q8eau - Glegle sat alone in their bedroom, surrounded by plushies of all shapes and sizes. Th....jpg
\Glegle sat alone in their bedroom, surrounded by plushies of all shapes and sizes. They had a special bond with each one, but there were two that held a special place in Glegle's heart: Potatey and Blueberry. Potatey was a soft, brown potato-shaped plushie with big button eyes and a warm smile. He was always there to comfort Glegle when they felt sad or lonely. And then there was Blueberry, the blue fruit-shaped plushie who radiated positive energy wherever she went. She often joined Glegle on adventures through their imagination. On this particular day, Glegle was feeling especially down. They curled up onto their bed, surrounded by their beloved stuffed animals. As tears streamed down their face, Potatey nuzzled closer to them and wrapped his arms around them in a loving hug. Feeling touched by Potatey's gesture of love and support, Glegle reached for Blueberry next. Together they formed a tight circle of cuddles as they leaned against the pillows on Glegel's bed. As if sensing what they needed most at that moment,Greggletthe door creak open slowly.Greggle turned her head slightly to see Derrick peeking into the room with an excited look on his little ferret face. "Can I join?" he asked eagerly. Gleggled nodded silently as Derrick hopped onto the bed beside them with his own stuffed animal friend named Blahaj clutched tightly under one arm. Without hesitation,Derrick enveloped both GreggletandPotatyin another hug,giggling happily as Blahaj joined in too.The four friends snuggled together,surrounded by warmth,care,and affection.They stayed like that for hours,talking about everything from silly adventures,to deep thoughts,and expressing gratitude for each other's presence in this world.Throughout it all,Greggle felt a sense of peace and comfort that they hadn't felt in a long time. As the sun began to set, Glegle's tears had dried up and their heart felt full once again. They looked around at their plushie friends, all snuggled up together, and couldn't help but smile. "Thank you," Glegle whispered to each one of them. Potatey squeezed them tighter in response while Blueberry gave them a gentle kiss on the cheek. Derrick nuzzled his face against theirs before Blahaj let out a happy chirp. In that moment, surrounded by love and friendship, Glegle realized just how lucky they were to have such amazing companions by their side. And no matter what challenges or struggles may come their way, they knew that as long as they had each other's hugs, everything would be okay.
anon
i wonder how long the prompt can even be.....
anon
longer than that i guess
anon
RkF4slcrsNxJ - Glegle sat alone in their bedroom, surrounded by plushies of all shapes and sizes. Th....jpg
\Glegle sat alone in their bedroom, surrounded by plushies of all shapes and sizes. They had a special bond with each one, but there were two that held a special place in Glegle's heart: Potatey and Blueberry. Potatey was a soft, brown potato-shaped plushie with big button eyes and a warm smile. He was always there to comfort Glegle when they felt sad or lonely. And then there was Blueberry, the blue fruit-shaped plushie who radiated positive energy wherever she went. She often joined Glegle on adventures through their imagination. On this particular day, Glegle was feeling especially down. They curled up onto their bed, surrounded by their beloved stuffed animals. As tears streamed down their face, Potatey nuzzled closer to them and wrapped his arms around them in a loving hug. Feeling touched by Potatey's gesture of love and support, Glegle reached for Blueberry next. Together they formed a tight circle of cuddles as they leaned against the pillows on Glegel's bed. As if sensing what they needed most at that moment,Greggletthe door creak open slowly.Greggle turned her head slightly to see Derrick peeking into the room with an excited look on his little ferret face. "Can I join?" he asked eagerly. Gleggled nodded silently as Derrick hopped onto the bed beside them with his own stuffed animal friend named Blahaj clutched tightly under one arm. Without hesitation,Derrick enveloped both GreggletandPotatyin another hug,giggling happily as Blahaj joined in too.The four friends snuggled together,surrounded by warmth,care,and affection.They stayed like that for hours,talking about everything from silly adventures,to deep thoughts,and expressing gratitude for each other's presence in this world.Throughout it all,Greggle felt a sense of peace and comfort that they hadn't felt in a long time. As the sun began to set, Glegle's tears had dried up and their heart felt full once again. They looked around at their plushie friends, all snuggled up together, and couldn't help but smile. "Thank you," Glegle whispered to each one of them. Potatey squeezed them tighter in response while Blueberry gave them a gentle kiss on the cheek. Derrick nuzzled his face against theirs before Blahaj let out a happy chirp. In that moment, surrounded by love and friendship, Glegle realized just how lucky they were to have such amazing companions by their side. And no matter what challenges or struggles may come their way, they knew that as long as they had each other's hugs, everything would be okay.
anon
js36YSf82Yum - It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and Glegle, the nonbinary animal, was strolling thr....jpg
\It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and Glegle, the nonbinary animal, was strolling through the city park. As they walked past the arcade section of the park, their eyes caught something that immediately piqued their curiosity - an old-school arcade machine called "Baitius". Glegle had never played an arcade game before and they were instantly drawn to it. They noticed that there was no one else playing at the moment so they decided to give it a try. As soon as Glegle inserted a quarter into Baitius, bright lights started flashing on its screen accompanied by cheerful music. The objective of this game seemed simple enough - catch fish with bait in order to gain points. Without hesitation, Glegle grabbed onto the joystick and began maneuvering it expertly. They quickly got into a rhythm with catching fish and soon enough their score began to climb higher and higher. Before long, Derrick, Glegle's ferret friend came bounding towards them excitedly. He had been busy frolicking around in another part of the park but couldn't resist joining in on all fun happening at Baitius. Derrick hopped up onto Glegle's shoulder just in time to see them get an impressive high score on Baitius. Together they cheered loudly for each successful catch made by Glegle's character on screen. The more fish that were caught by Glefgle's character, the more tickets spewed out from Baitus' ticket dispenser. It wasn't long until both friends were surrounded by heaps of colorful tickets! With wide smiles plastered across their faces, Derrick suggested exchanging those hard-earned tickets for prizes at one of those nearby claw machines instead - which sounded like an excellent idea according to glee-inducing squeals coming from numerous stuffed animals inside said claw machines! After trying their luck several times without success (the claws always slipping off the fluffy toys at the last second), Glegle finally managed to snag a cute stuffed shark toy named Blahaj. Their eyes lit up with joy as they handed it over to Derrick who immediately hugged it tightly. As they walked out of the arcade section, Blahaj now proudly displayed in Derrick's arms, Glegle couldn't help but feel grateful for such a fun and memorable afternoon spent with their friend. They were already looking forward to their next adventure together!
anon
\boymoder tries to flirt with boy
!nIOh.loris
.play doja cat - kiss me more
>>32139
!nIOh.loris
couldn't bait but oh well
shrimp
i just didnt see it until you started typing the play
anon
#glegle
anon
#glegle
anon
#derrick
nia formerly na-dee-eh
glegleglelgelgelgleg
>>32147
nia formerly na-dee-eh
it's actually nadie
!nIOh.loris
sry
nia formerly na-dee-eh
but
nia formerly na-dee-eh
hiiii
anon
\boymoder trying to flirt with boy
nia formerly na-dee-eh
cute
nia formerly na-dee-eh
me on the left
!nIOh.loris
age difference yaoi
anon
::girlmoder
anon
thats gay wtf
nia formerly na-dee-eh
its not gay that's a boymoder
shrimp
>>32159
this is a gay website anon
anon
boymoders do not look like that
>>32167
nia formerly na-dee-eh
>>32165
i do
shrimp
>>32164
writing in joe biden is actually so funny
nia formerly na-dee-eh
>>32171
sexygle
anon
\boymoder slumber party
anon
::boymoder evil
anon
::boymoder ebil
anon
this music video is weird
>>32184
anon
quiero follar a chicomodeadoras
anon
>>32185
#reply translate english

lol no, that sounds kinda creepy ngl. be real, why would you even wanna do that? 🤔 rn, my guess is you're just tryna sound romantic but idk man...that's not it chief 😂
translate english
anon
kek
!nIOh.loris
...thats not it chief 😂
anon
quiero dar mamadas a chicomodeadoras
>>32191
shrimp
I want to breathe your neck in writing
shrimp
>>32189
I want to give blowjobs to shaping guys
shrimp
my translator might not be the best
anon
chicomoders,,,
!nIOh.loris
.play enny - charge it
anon
soy abajo para chicomoders
>>32198
anon
\boymoder slumber party
>>32197
anon
>>32195
soy arriba para chicomoders
shrimp
im sideways for chicomoders
anon
quero caralho com garotomodeadoras
>>32203
anon
all you boymoders up north you can suck it back and forth
>>32205
shrimp
I want to fuck with boymodeadoras >>32200
anon
\bart simpson pranks boymoder
anon
>>32205
.play dick 'n' balls
anon
horny for boymoders rn
>>32208
shrimp
chat please calm down
>>32211
anon
i'm getting excited
anon
so many good combinations
anon
\boymoder doesnt know how to tuck
anon
>age restricted
shrimp
i wanna try genning chuck's suck n fuck but it will likely make porn
>>32223
anon
>>32221
almost 100% guaranteed
anon
>>32222
i have one of his pp singing a song but it's lewd so i shan't post it
>>32225
anon
>>32224
i know the one you're talking about. i think i have it saved too
anon
>>32226
have you tried looking under rocks and in damp areas
anon
she is gay
anon
wait... is this a... a ch-ch-ch... CHASER!?!?
anon
chaser flag ON, anon
shrimp
yeah you cant not have the chaser flag on if youre a chaser its against the rules
anon
ok
shrimp
thats not the chaser flag
anon
a septet! my goodness
shrimp
scary
anon
ok i made it leas scary
shrimp
its still pretty scary,.,,.
anonymousse
.play cyriak something
>>32251
0.653% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32250
ana?
!nIOh.loris
spooky
anon
#smartai plz help i had a horrible nightmare after mtf surgery that jk rowling called me a straight white man and i had a dydphoric nightmare i transformed into hollywood hulk hogan, i woke up screaming and almost broke the mirror

It is understandable that you are feeling distressed after experiencing a nightmare following your gender confirmation surgery. Nightmares can be very unsettling and often reflect our deepest fears and anxieties.

In this case, it seems like the combination of your recent transition and societal pressures regarding identity may have manifested in a particularly frightening way. It is important to remember that nightmares do not represent reality and should not be taken as such.

As for J.K. Rowling's comment, it is unfortunate that she has chosen to express discriminatory views towards the LGBTQ+ community. However, her words hold no weight or truth on who you are as an individual.

Furthermore, becoming Hollywood Hulk Hogan in your dream could symbolize feelings of external pressure to conform to traditional masculinity norms. These harmful expectations can cause distress but remember that true strength lies in embracing one's authentic self.

I recommend seeking support from a therapist or counselor if these fears continue to disrupt your well-being. They can help you process any underlying emotions related to transitioning while also providing coping strategies for managing future nightmarish experiences.

Remember, fear cannot control us unless we allow it power over ourselves. Stay strong, stay true to yourself, and keep moving forward with confidence on your journey towards self-acceptance and authenticity.
plz help i had a horrible nightmare after mtf surgery that jk rowling called me a straight white man and i had a dydphoric nightmare i transformed into hollywood hulk hogan, i woke up screaming and almost broke the mirror
shrimp
sportsball
paint
the board has shifted
paint
altered
paint
different now
shrimp
yup
paint
kms
paint
put it back the way it was >:(
>>32266
!nIOh.loris
t
shrimp
srg will probably be back in a few months, its still up technically but it redirects here
paint
hi loris
0.654% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32266
what
0.655% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32266
what
paint
paint
paint
paint is me
0.657% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.658% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.659% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.660% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.661% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
shrimp
aggressive kissing
paint
disgusting !
shrimp
theres a brainworm discord if you use discord
paint
fr
shrimp
yeah from when the site would go down
paint
what link
paint
kk
0.662% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32287
!nIOh.loris
sdfgyhujiklç
!nIOh.loris
.play tracy chapman - baby can i hold you
0.663% BoOjEr!boymodewng
sdfghujiklc
!nIOh.loris
sdfghujiklc
!nIOh.loris
#weresoback
!nIOh.loris
#weresobabck
shrimp
babck
!nIOh.loris
.play daft punk - around the world
>>32301
0.664% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32300
why did you play this song?
>>32303
0.668% BoOjEr!boymodewng
what was your motivation?
>>32303
0.669% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32303
thank you for the (you) i am desperate for attention
!nIOh.loris
.play foreigner - i wanna know what love is
wormothy
hello
wormothy
#wifenuke
!nIOh.loris
hallo
wormothy
loris
!nIOh.loris
hi hi
anon
glomp
shrimp
fwomp
!nIOh.loris
.play so good, so right - imagination
anon
gomp
!nIOh.loris
pmog
!nIOh.loris
.play imagination - body talk
anon
how's it hanging
anon## admin
- i'm working on improving the AI command so that it'll be less bad and annoying
- bleeting will be disabled for a bit and should be re-enabled in a few days
anonymousse
#shrimp
anonymousse
#deploy5thousandshrimps
shrimp
thats me
shrimp
youtube has added ai summaries to their videos
shrimp
i guess theres some utility to this if a video is really ambiguous in its thumbnail and title and description but otherwise i find it annoying how ai is getting thrown into everything
>>32327
shrimp
i guess thats just kind of the future now tho
>>32328
anon## admin
>>32325
g-good thing it's not on libpol..................................
shrimp
i like it on libpol on libpol its a fun thing for us to use rather than some sort of shitty utility thats being baked in to like "help"
shrimp
i dont hate ai i actually use gpt sometimes when google sucks but
anon## admin
i will add an AI that adds a summary of every post here
shrimp
yeah that would annoy me lmao
anon## admin
"cat"

This user is interested in cats.
shrimp
possibly funny though
shrimp
like apple's text summaries
anon## admin
>>32324
i am ok with this as long as they let people turn it off
anon## admin
do they let people turn it off
anon## admin
i would definitely turn it off
shrimp
id hope so
shrimp
google recently put their gemini ai things into their phones and i was able to turn that off after some finagling
anon## admin
yeah i just got a pixel 9 and it has a billion gemini things but i turned all those off
>>32362
anon## admin
apparently the latest version of gemini has somewhat caught up with GPT and Claude though and is now pretty good for coding from what i hear. but yeah i'd never use it on my phone
shrimp
you can uninstall it actually if you uninstall "google"
shrimp
i cant remember how i found it on my phone but it like interjected in something i was doing and that really just pisses me off
shrimp
ill go to it if i need it
shrimp
wait
shrimp
oh wait yeah this is the video
shrimp
this is actually a really fun dad joke
shrimp
dressing are used to protect wounds
anon
Babies are arriving, situation dire.
anon
hi libs
anon
its ok its just dumb feelings stuff
>>32363
anon
a man was dumb
anon
the world keeps spinning
anonymousse
the ai stuff here has the same vibes to me as like. back in the '00s irc chatrooms where there'd be silly markov chain chatbots and they would say really silly things and we'd have a fun laugh
shrimp
mhm
anon
>>32341
dude i still have my pixel 3 and it keeps trying to shove gemini down my throat. 'ate google
anonymousse
how's the pay at banquet's marketing department
shrimp
crustless pizza
anon
i do it for free
shrimp
cheese meat and sauce
anon
and grease
anon
ultimate amerislop
shrimp
hard to go wrong with cheese and meat
shrimp
and grease
shrimp
i wonder what the & tattoo means
anon
this looks like shit wtf
anonymousse
now you too can buy airplane food
shrimp
real
shrimp
you know what else can heat you up on a cold evening
shrimp
hot water
shrimp
applied either externally or internally
anon
plop
shrimp
i like his editing style
anon
yeah its epic lol
shrimp
16g of protein from 400g of food lol
shrimp
very little chicken
anon
it needs to make room for the breading...
shrimp
its about 60g of chicken
anon
a non slop version of this goes hard, im craving some
shrimp
yeah it sounds yummy
shrimp
as non slop
shrimp
i love mac n cheese
shrimp
with extra stuffs in it
anon
i miss my old restaurant job where i could just make that shit on the fly on downtime while paying like $3
shrimp
that sounds fun restaurants are hell tho
>>32394
anon
>>32393
they absolutely are. i never wanna work in foodservice again
shrimp
yeah i spent like so many years wanting to be a cook and then i did a lil kitchen work/dishwashing and i was compeltely turned off of it
>>32396
anon
>>32395
you poor summer soul
anon
it's a step up from fast food i guess but. only barely
anon
it's like the dead end career
shrimp
the only fast food i did was working as a baker at a coffee shop so that was pretty easy and fun tbh
shrimp
yeah honestly being a cook seems like a trap unless ur really really passionate and hard working and can get into really nice kitchens but even then you still have to work your ass off
>>32405
anon
cant stop giggling at this
anonymousse
how does that line up with like. hairdressers
shrimp
cooks are also the lowest paid trade
shrimp
brown
anon
>>32400
my old best friend was sort of passionate about it but even she was tired of it
shrimp
its a lot
shrimp
the 1 person i know thats happy as a cook has managed to work her way up to a nice steakhouse but she's the kind of psycho that likes working back to back 12 hour shifts
>>32409
shrimp
>>32407
there are jobs that suck less or suck more
shrimp
i would've loved my last job if it werent for my coworkers
anon
>>32407
this security job is pretty nice but it's a no life job
shrimp
those dont look normal
anonymousse
gel mush
shrimp
mushy meat
anon
dystopian food
shrimp
they look like mashed potato
anon
mfw prison food is higher quality
anonymousse
a salisbury steak seems to be like. ground beef shaped into the form of a steak? i guess
shrimp
#ai what is salisbury steak

afaict, salisbury steak is a dish made from ground beef that has been formed into patties and seasoned with various herbs and spices. it's often served with gravy or other sauces, as well as mashed potatoes or other side dishes. tbh i haven't eaten this since i was a kid but idk maybe it's still good rn? no idea if it's actually named after the city of salisbury or what bc who even knows about these things lmao.
what is salisbury steak
shrimp
correct
shrimp
to me salisbury steaks are like theyre like the chicken nugget of beef minus the breading
shrimp
texture wise at least
anon
why does ai type like a real internet person lole
anonymousse
iirc the default ai command has a bit of a prompt that tells it to write like that
shrimp
its prompted to be that way
anon
lol
anonymousse
potato starch foam
shrimp
right
shrimp
goup
anonymousse
paste
anonymousse
glue
shrimp
c,fmn
anonymousse
potato flakes are good for making quick mashed potatoes
shrimp
its been very downhill
shrimp
opaque coochie
shrimp
this one is exciting
anonymousse
why is the editor including a laugh track
>>32443>>32444
anon
theres no way this is any better
anonymousse
crustless pizza is like. cheese slop
shrimp
>>32440
#reply

lol srsly

or, idk? bc not many people would laugh rn...
anonymousse
it could become lasagna with a sheet of pasta dough or two in there
shrimp
lasagna pizza
shrimp
omg. sheetless lasagne
anonymousse
lasagna is pretty close to pizza imo
anon
that looks worse than i thought
anonymousse
slop..
shrimp
yeah that looks awful
anon
id put this in a pig trough
shrimp
lmao
shrimp
its really just mostly sauce some meat and a bit of cheese
anonymousse
cheese tomato and spices isn't the worst combination i guess
shrimp
it doesnt even look like pizza sauce though
anonymousse
way too much liquid
shrimp
wet sausage
shrimp
oh you know what that reminds me of
anon
lil glutey
shrimp
i think id rather just microwave a bowl of cheese and pepperoni
anon
snack for a stoner
shrimp
yeah honestly i might try it the next time i get weed
>>32465
anonymousse
tbh microwaving stuff in plastic makes me uneasy
anonymousse
i don't want to aggravate it
>>32471
shrimp
youre already full of microplastics anyways
>>32469
anon
embrace it
shrimp
i like how hes outside in the backyard for the backyard bebeque meal
anonymousse
his greenscreen environment is, at least
anonymousse
but the recording environment is obviously still indoors
shrimp
what
anonymousse
like here
shrimp
no hes clearly outside
shrimp
see
anonymousse
yes that's a greenscreen
shrimp
idk what that means
anonymousse
a greenscreen is when you record in front of an environment with a single color not used elsewhere so it's easy to swap out that background with something else
nonners
i woke up (lame)
anon
was that his clone
anonymousse
by environment i mean like. a literal green screen
shrimp
i-i know...
anonymousse
hence the name
anonymousse
oh i see. maybe you're doing a bit
shrimp
yeah i was pretending
shrimp
more potato paste
shrimp
xfbcfgn
anonymousse
perils of spooncam
anonymousse
i wanna get potato flakes for quick mashed potatoes and thickening stews...
shrimp
its probably better than whatever potato powder they use for those meals
anonymousse
haha
anonymousse
sweet flavor can kinda work in savory contexts
shrimp
its a bottle of vanilla extract...
anon
vanilla is STRUNK.
anonymousse
this is prolly overkill yeag
shrimp
you would use a tsp in a cake
shrimp
.jump :30
shrimp
oh
shrimp
.jump 3:00
shrimp
.jump 3:30
shrimp
.jump 4:00
shrimp
.jump 4:30
anonymousse
1/6 of the video being ad
shrimp
its rough
shrimp
very good format for him tho
anonymousse
seems to have worked well enough yeag

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