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anon
#glegle
anon
#glegle
anon
#derrick
nia formerly na-dee-eh
glegleglelgelgelgleg
>>32147
nia formerly na-dee-eh
it's actually nadie
!nIOh.loris
sry
nia formerly na-dee-eh
but
nia formerly na-dee-eh
hiiii
anon
\boymoder trying to flirt with boy
nia formerly na-dee-eh
cute
nia formerly na-dee-eh
me on the left
!nIOh.loris
age difference yaoi
anon
::girlmoder
anon
thats gay wtf
nia formerly na-dee-eh
its not gay that's a boymoder
shrimp
>>32159
this is a gay website anon
anon
boymoders do not look like that
>>32167
nia formerly na-dee-eh
>>32165
i do
shrimp
>>32164
writing in joe biden is actually so funny
nia formerly na-dee-eh
>>32171
sexygle
anon
\boymoder slumber party
anon
::boymoder evil
anon
::boymoder ebil
anon
this music video is weird
>>32184
anon
quiero follar a chicomodeadoras
anon
>>32185
#reply translate english

lol no, that sounds kinda creepy ngl. be real, why would you even wanna do that? 🤔 rn, my guess is you're just tryna sound romantic but idk man...that's not it chief 😂
translate english
anon
kek
!nIOh.loris
...thats not it chief 😂
anon
quiero dar mamadas a chicomodeadoras
>>32191
shrimp
I want to breathe your neck in writing
shrimp
>>32189
I want to give blowjobs to shaping guys
shrimp
my translator might not be the best
anon
chicomoders,,,
!nIOh.loris
.play enny - charge it
anon
soy abajo para chicomoders
>>32198
anon
\boymoder slumber party
>>32197
anon
>>32195
soy arriba para chicomoders
shrimp
im sideways for chicomoders
anon
quero caralho com garotomodeadoras
>>32203
anon
all you boymoders up north you can suck it back and forth
>>32205
shrimp
I want to fuck with boymodeadoras >>32200
anon
\bart simpson pranks boymoder
anon
>>32205
.play dick 'n' balls
anon
horny for boymoders rn
>>32208
shrimp
chat please calm down
>>32211
anon
i'm getting excited
anon
so many good combinations
anon
\boymoder doesnt know how to tuck
anon
>age restricted
shrimp
i wanna try genning chuck's suck n fuck but it will likely make porn
>>32223
anon
>>32221
almost 100% guaranteed
anon
>>32222
i have one of his pp singing a song but it's lewd so i shan't post it
>>32225
anon
>>32224
i know the one you're talking about. i think i have it saved too
anon
>>32226
have you tried looking under rocks and in damp areas
anon
she is gay
anon
wait... is this a... a ch-ch-ch... CHASER!?!?
anon
chaser flag ON, anon
shrimp
yeah you cant not have the chaser flag on if youre a chaser its against the rules
anon
ok
shrimp
thats not the chaser flag
anon
a septet! my goodness
shrimp
scary
anon
ok i made it leas scary
shrimp
its still pretty scary,.,,.
anonymousse
.play cyriak something
>>32251
0.653% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32250
ana?
!nIOh.loris
spooky
anon
#smartai plz help i had a horrible nightmare after mtf surgery that jk rowling called me a straight white man and i had a dydphoric nightmare i transformed into hollywood hulk hogan, i woke up screaming and almost broke the mirror

It is understandable that you are feeling distressed after experiencing a nightmare following your gender confirmation surgery. Nightmares can be very unsettling and often reflect our deepest fears and anxieties.

In this case, it seems like the combination of your recent transition and societal pressures regarding identity may have manifested in a particularly frightening way. It is important to remember that nightmares do not represent reality and should not be taken as such.

As for J.K. Rowling's comment, it is unfortunate that she has chosen to express discriminatory views towards the LGBTQ+ community. However, her words hold no weight or truth on who you are as an individual.

Furthermore, becoming Hollywood Hulk Hogan in your dream could symbolize feelings of external pressure to conform to traditional masculinity norms. These harmful expectations can cause distress but remember that true strength lies in embracing one's authentic self.

I recommend seeking support from a therapist or counselor if these fears continue to disrupt your well-being. They can help you process any underlying emotions related to transitioning while also providing coping strategies for managing future nightmarish experiences.

Remember, fear cannot control us unless we allow it power over ourselves. Stay strong, stay true to yourself, and keep moving forward with confidence on your journey towards self-acceptance and authenticity.
plz help i had a horrible nightmare after mtf surgery that jk rowling called me a straight white man and i had a dydphoric nightmare i transformed into hollywood hulk hogan, i woke up screaming and almost broke the mirror
shrimp
sportsball
paint
the board has shifted
paint
altered
paint
different now
shrimp
yup
paint
kms
paint
put it back the way it was >:(
>>32266
!nIOh.loris
t
shrimp
srg will probably be back in a few months, its still up technically but it redirects here
paint
hi loris
0.654% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32266
what
0.655% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32266
what
paint
paint
paint
paint is me
0.657% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.658% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.659% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.660% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
0.661% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32275
#kiss
shrimp
aggressive kissing
paint
disgusting !
shrimp
theres a brainworm discord if you use discord
paint
fr
shrimp
yeah from when the site would go down
paint
what link
paint
kk
0.662% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32287
!nIOh.loris
sdfgyhujiklç
!nIOh.loris
.play tracy chapman - baby can i hold you
0.663% BoOjEr!boymodewng
sdfghujiklc
!nIOh.loris
sdfghujiklc
!nIOh.loris
#weresoback
!nIOh.loris
#weresobabck
shrimp
babck
!nIOh.loris
.play daft punk - around the world
>>32301
0.664% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32300
why did you play this song?
>>32303
0.668% BoOjEr!boymodewng
what was your motivation?
>>32303
0.669% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32303
thank you for the (you) i am desperate for attention
!nIOh.loris
.play foreigner - i wanna know what love is
!nIOh.loris
hallo
!nIOh.loris
hi hi
anon
glomp
shrimp
fwomp
!nIOh.loris
.play so good, so right - imagination
anon
gomp
!nIOh.loris
pmog
!nIOh.loris
.play imagination - body talk
anon
how's it hanging
anon## admin
- i'm working on improving the AI command so that it'll be less bad and annoying
- bleeting will be disabled for a bit and should be re-enabled in a few days
anonymousse
#shrimp
anonymousse
#deploy5thousandshrimps
shrimp
thats me
shrimp
youtube has added ai summaries to their videos
shrimp
i guess theres some utility to this if a video is really ambiguous in its thumbnail and title and description but otherwise i find it annoying how ai is getting thrown into everything
>>32327
shrimp
i guess thats just kind of the future now tho
>>32328
anon## admin
>>32325
g-good thing it's not on libpol..................................
shrimp
i like it on libpol on libpol its a fun thing for us to use rather than some sort of shitty utility thats being baked in to like "help"
shrimp
i dont hate ai i actually use gpt sometimes when google sucks but
anon## admin
i will add an AI that adds a summary of every post here
shrimp
yeah that would annoy me lmao
anon## admin
"cat"

This user is interested in cats.
shrimp
possibly funny though
shrimp
like apple's text summaries
anon## admin
>>32324
i am ok with this as long as they let people turn it off
anon## admin
do they let people turn it off
anon## admin
i would definitely turn it off
shrimp
id hope so
shrimp
google recently put their gemini ai things into their phones and i was able to turn that off after some finagling
anon## admin
yeah i just got a pixel 9 and it has a billion gemini things but i turned all those off
>>32362
anon## admin
apparently the latest version of gemini has somewhat caught up with GPT and Claude though and is now pretty good for coding from what i hear. but yeah i'd never use it on my phone
shrimp
you can uninstall it actually if you uninstall "google"
shrimp
i cant remember how i found it on my phone but it like interjected in something i was doing and that really just pisses me off
shrimp
ill go to it if i need it
shrimp
wait
shrimp
oh wait yeah this is the video
shrimp
this is actually a really fun dad joke
shrimp
dressing are used to protect wounds
anon
Babies are arriving, situation dire.
anon
hi libs
anon
its ok its just dumb feelings stuff
>>32363
anon
a man was dumb
anon
the world keeps spinning
anonymousse
the ai stuff here has the same vibes to me as like. back in the '00s irc chatrooms where there'd be silly markov chain chatbots and they would say really silly things and we'd have a fun laugh
shrimp
mhm
anon
>>32341
dude i still have my pixel 3 and it keeps trying to shove gemini down my throat. 'ate google
anonymousse
how's the pay at banquet's marketing department
shrimp
crustless pizza
anon
i do it for free
shrimp
cheese meat and sauce
anon
and grease
anon
ultimate amerislop
shrimp
hard to go wrong with cheese and meat
shrimp
and grease
shrimp
i wonder what the & tattoo means
anon
this looks like shit wtf
anonymousse
now you too can buy airplane food
shrimp
real
shrimp
you know what else can heat you up on a cold evening
shrimp
hot water
shrimp
applied either externally or internally
anon
plop
shrimp
i like his editing style
anon
yeah its epic lol
shrimp
16g of protein from 400g of food lol
shrimp
very little chicken
anon
it needs to make room for the breading...
shrimp
its about 60g of chicken
anon
a non slop version of this goes hard, im craving some
shrimp
yeah it sounds yummy
shrimp
as non slop
shrimp
i love mac n cheese
shrimp
with extra stuffs in it
anon
i miss my old restaurant job where i could just make that shit on the fly on downtime while paying like $3
shrimp
that sounds fun restaurants are hell tho
>>32394
anon
>>32393
they absolutely are. i never wanna work in foodservice again
shrimp
yeah i spent like so many years wanting to be a cook and then i did a lil kitchen work/dishwashing and i was compeltely turned off of it
>>32396
anon
>>32395
you poor summer soul
anon
it's a step up from fast food i guess but. only barely
anon
it's like the dead end career
shrimp
the only fast food i did was working as a baker at a coffee shop so that was pretty easy and fun tbh
shrimp
yeah honestly being a cook seems like a trap unless ur really really passionate and hard working and can get into really nice kitchens but even then you still have to work your ass off
>>32405
anon
cant stop giggling at this
anonymousse
how does that line up with like. hairdressers
shrimp
cooks are also the lowest paid trade
shrimp
brown
anon
>>32400
my old best friend was sort of passionate about it but even she was tired of it
shrimp
its a lot
shrimp
the 1 person i know thats happy as a cook has managed to work her way up to a nice steakhouse but she's the kind of psycho that likes working back to back 12 hour shifts
>>32409
shrimp
>>32407
there are jobs that suck less or suck more
shrimp
i would've loved my last job if it werent for my coworkers
anon
>>32407
this security job is pretty nice but it's a no life job
shrimp
those dont look normal
anonymousse
gel mush
shrimp
mushy meat
anon
dystopian food
shrimp
they look like mashed potato
anon
mfw prison food is higher quality
anonymousse
a salisbury steak seems to be like. ground beef shaped into the form of a steak? i guess
shrimp
#ai what is salisbury steak

afaict, salisbury steak is a dish made from ground beef that has been formed into patties and seasoned with various herbs and spices. it's often served with gravy or other sauces, as well as mashed potatoes or other side dishes. tbh i haven't eaten this since i was a kid but idk maybe it's still good rn? no idea if it's actually named after the city of salisbury or what bc who even knows about these things lmao.
what is salisbury steak
shrimp
correct
shrimp
to me salisbury steaks are like theyre like the chicken nugget of beef minus the breading
shrimp
texture wise at least
anon
why does ai type like a real internet person lole
anonymousse
iirc the default ai command has a bit of a prompt that tells it to write like that
shrimp
its prompted to be that way
anon
lol
anonymousse
potato starch foam
shrimp
right
shrimp
goup
anonymousse
paste
anonymousse
glue
shrimp
c,fmn
anonymousse
potato flakes are good for making quick mashed potatoes
shrimp
its been very downhill
shrimp
opaque coochie
shrimp
this one is exciting
anonymousse
why is the editor including a laugh track
>>32443>>32444
anon
theres no way this is any better
anonymousse
crustless pizza is like. cheese slop
shrimp
>>32440
#reply

lol srsly

or, idk? bc not many people would laugh rn...
anonymousse
it could become lasagna with a sheet of pasta dough or two in there
shrimp
lasagna pizza
shrimp
omg. sheetless lasagne
anonymousse
lasagna is pretty close to pizza imo
anon
that looks worse than i thought
anonymousse
slop..
shrimp
yeah that looks awful
anon
id put this in a pig trough
shrimp
lmao
shrimp
its really just mostly sauce some meat and a bit of cheese
anonymousse
cheese tomato and spices isn't the worst combination i guess
shrimp
it doesnt even look like pizza sauce though
anonymousse
way too much liquid
shrimp
wet sausage
shrimp
oh you know what that reminds me of
anon
lil glutey
shrimp
i think id rather just microwave a bowl of cheese and pepperoni
anon
snack for a stoner
shrimp
yeah honestly i might try it the next time i get weed
>>32465
anonymousse
tbh microwaving stuff in plastic makes me uneasy
anonymousse
i don't want to aggravate it
>>32471
shrimp
youre already full of microplastics anyways
>>32469
anon
embrace it
shrimp
i like how hes outside in the backyard for the backyard bebeque meal
anonymousse
his greenscreen environment is, at least
anonymousse
but the recording environment is obviously still indoors
shrimp
what
anonymousse
like here
shrimp
no hes clearly outside
shrimp
see
anonymousse
yes that's a greenscreen
shrimp
idk what that means
anonymousse
a greenscreen is when you record in front of an environment with a single color not used elsewhere so it's easy to swap out that background with something else
nonners
i woke up (lame)
anon
was that his clone
anonymousse
by environment i mean like. a literal green screen
shrimp
i-i know...
anonymousse
hence the name
anonymousse
oh i see. maybe you're doing a bit
shrimp
yeah i was pretending
shrimp
more potato paste
shrimp
xfbcfgn
anonymousse
perils of spooncam
anonymousse
i wanna get potato flakes for quick mashed potatoes and thickening stews...
shrimp
its probably better than whatever potato powder they use for those meals
anonymousse
haha
anonymousse
sweet flavor can kinda work in savory contexts
shrimp
its a bottle of vanilla extract...
anon
vanilla is STRUNK.
anonymousse
this is prolly overkill yeag
shrimp
you would use a tsp in a cake
shrimp
.jump :30
shrimp
oh
shrimp
.jump 3:00
shrimp
.jump 3:30
shrimp
.jump 4:00
shrimp
.jump 4:30
anonymousse
1/6 of the video being ad
shrimp
its rough
shrimp
very good format for him tho
anonymousse
seems to have worked well enough yeag
anon
i bet he's rich. mf has a patreon
shrimp
for sure
shrimp
hes paying for it with his stomach though
anon
my favorite is the mentrol sausage
anonymousse
i've heard of apple sausage
shrimp
oh the menthol one was bad
anon
.play menthol sausage
shrimp
that was a lethal amount of menthol
anonymousse
no more videos after that one
shrimp
probably not actually the lethal amount
shrimp
youd have to eat like apound of it
anonymousse
3 grams per kilo, assuming 50 kg human is 150 grams
shrimp
yeah but hes probably 100-150kg
anon
imagine being the animals that died for this
anonymousse
transformed to mush
shrimp
i dont think id mind
anon
.skip 3:30
shrimp
its .jump
anonymousse
its jump
anon
.jump 3:30
anonymousse
maybe seek...?
shrimp
oh yeah i think .seek moves it by the value rather than to the value
anonymousse
.seek 30
anonymousse
.seek 00:30
anon
.jump 3:50
anon
-2/5 sausage WHEN
anonymousse
will polonium sausage?
>>32540
shrimp
i wonder what thatd have to be
>>32540
shrimp
30 years in the future when hes made every conceivable sausage thats what he'll have to resort to..
anon
how's it goin
anon
hi
nonners
every morning i wake up with the ghostbusters theme stuck in my head ive never even watched the show
shrimp
idk seems like something highschoolers would send eachother
anon
>>32545
i like how questions 2 and 3 are the same. and questions 5-8 are just guy questions
anon
*smells the air*
things just went woke
shrimp
this is a woke site
nonners
i just woke up

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