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Aleixi
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
dawn
>>343252
#refute

oh wow, *great taste* huh? let’s unpack that arrogance real quick. first off, taste is entirely subjective, so asserting yours as "great" is either a sad plea for validation or proof you’ve never actually thought critically about music beyond what makes you tap your foot. what exactly makes your taste superior? did you finally graduate from spotify’s "top 100 basic bangers" playlist, or do you think recognizing the beatles counts as a personality trait?

maybe you just mean you like things that are technically complex or critically acclaimed—congrats, you’ve described a wikipedia article, not an actual identity. news flash: enjoying widely revered artists doesn’t make you interesting; it just means you lack the imagination to dig beyond the lowest-hanging fruit. where’s the deep cuts? the niche genres? the willingness to engage with stuff that challenges you instead of just stroking your ego?

and if your idea of “great taste” is just hating on popular music while jerking off to the same three overrated bands everyone pretends to love, you’re not a connoisseur—you’re a cliché with extra steps. come back when you can articulate *why* your taste is anything more than bland, posturing nonsense. until then, sit down.
Randalfag
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Real dudes listen to The Gerogerigegege
davesprite
sooner or later i will find the erasure spell and apply it only and always to muslimgauze posting
anon
>>343259
#invert (quoted post has no text)
davesprite
.play giorgio moroder
dawn
.play will wood against the kitchen floor
femboy cat
dammit i mispelled a word
femboy cat
fucck
anon
poop
femboy cat
i dont draw ponies can you tell
Randalfag
Damn this song really does suck
blessed baby (pig) saved
what a hunk
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.play weird al hardware store
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343272
do you hangout with lil sebastian irl? cause i would.
>>343278
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343272
beautiful. very handsome man
femboy cat
shuld i sleep or shuld i draw something else
>>343283
femboy cat
its 1am
davesprite
>>343278
.play bye bye little sebastian
femboy cat
im going to sleep then ill take more requests tmmrow maybe
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
its 1 am i have to wake up at 6 but i feel awful should i write a letter to my ex incase i get locked up in jail tomorrow
>>343298>>343297
davesprite
>>343294
waow that's cool
like you train them or just sort of for fun?
davesprite
it's 2am i should really have gone to bed hours ago but this chat is addicting after sunset
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343297
family trying to use the fact i'm disabled to like say i don't have a legal personality because yeah too unstable, going tomorrow over domestic violence stuff put against my mum but idfk what bullshit report my sisters drafted up
>>343306
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
so for all i know they could also be pinning me down as "aggresive over disability" or somethig i have no idea but if i don't get out of there without handcuffs i'm def going to a mental hospital
>>343306>>343309
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343298
last time i tried to deliver a letter personally i fell off a bus and her current gf whatever told me i was a psycho stalker whatever when all i was trying to do was make ammends
blessed baby (pig) saved
i wake up around 3am so i can ejoy night chat but then bounce once the muslimgauze happens
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343309
maybe but not in a "i can't represent myself legally" or "i will kill everyone aroound me way", just a "i might not eat for 3 days in a row or try to bleed to death in my bed" way
davesprite
. skip
davesprite
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>>343319
blessed baby (pig) saved
idk what am skipping but skipgang
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
its willy wood
>>343322
dawn
what makes tapeworms bad :(
Randalfag
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Also, waterworks are back. About time I finally do the dishes
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.keep (thank you for expressing yourself)
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343319
i keeped it. dont be sad.
davesprite
.keep (kept)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
who queued el chacarron
>>343343
anon
>>343328
horribly compressed 18 second ringtone that cost 5 dollars
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i remember (i don't but remember by proxy)
dawn
2010 called and they wish for their derp song
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
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dawn
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mitzibishi 🇲🇽
song ruined they ould've gone eueuebh geiei ei egehigei g all song and it would've been a baller
anon
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mitzibishi 🇲🇽
god i love william joseph wood
blessed baby (pig) saved
theyre def jammed up on the stuff
dawn
.play ocularnebula chasing a fleeting dream
anon
thought you were going to bed mitzi
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
no i'm in bed but i'm gonna write a letter to my ex because i hate myself and because i wanna say shit incase i get sent to a hospital for a week or two or more if my sisters said i attacked them or some shit
>>343345
blessed baby (pig) saved
mitzi will fall asleep in probably 3 hours
anon
>>343341
i see you on here constantly, you should sleep, specially since you got a lot going on
dawn
dave you queued an oliver north speech instead of the song
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343346
you people are a disgrace and the reason why we need psychiatric tests before granting internet access to people
>>343353
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play cindi lauper time after time
davesprite
wait that's not how tou do the spade it's lime
>_+$;3+#7'-#;#;_
fuck i don't care
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play madonna hung up
anon
clam your rumble spheres
anon
>be me
davesprite
>>343356
the troll intro is actually one of the most straightforward and linear parts of the comic
>>343363
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343353
idk i'm just unhinged like that (don't actually mean it)
anon
so basically i was dating this girl, dunno why and donr remember it either but we ended talking about bdsm, and the first thing this bitch does is double down. she send me a pic or real handcuffs. and im holy shit. long story short she fucked my sanity
>>343374
davesprite
>>343363
understanding what's going on in make her pay is nothing compared to understanding what's going on with the main character who doesn't even get a name until like 3/4 of the way into the story lmao
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
I LOVE WILLIAM WOOD
>>343369
blessed baby (pig) saved
i lik eyour soundboard thing better
davesprite
>>343371
::mous
#throw
yk what actually homestuck deserves your shade
>>343376
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343375
to master anything you have to do it about 10,000 times.
>>343380
anon
>>343377
she was actually insane, she cutted for fun and sometimes i still think about her
davesprite
>>343378
bless fingers crossed
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play would
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
AHAHAHHA
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
THAT FUCKING QUEUED ALICE IN CHAINS
davesprite
.play wood
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
oh nvm 'm stupid it queued "this mallet wont loosen"
>>343390
davesprite
>>343389
yours queued alice in chains with "would"
Randalfag
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Yees creepypasta song added
davesprite
wait that wasn't you
davesprite
i can't read
dawn
.play alice in chains nutshell
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play alice in chains nutshell slowed reverb live
dawn
needs a nightcore pitch adjustment for full effect
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play get born again alice in chains
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play 1990s anti drug commerical
davesprite
.play Muppets anti drug commercial
dawn
>>343402
hi boob inspector. i am not in the mood for a mamogram at this moment
>>343410
blessed baby (pig) saved
oh damn this slaps
davesprite
>>343402
i think mine are defective they might need some hands on
>>343414
blessed baby (pig) saved
this is the soundtrack to my irl life
davesprite
i had a coworker on grave shifts who would play marty robbins all the time overnight
nostalgic
>>343416
dawn
>>343410
my insurance sucks and sadly you're out of network
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343411
.play sam roberts the graveyard shift
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i volunteer as a boob inspector
blessed baby (pig) saved
anon is my booba okay?
>>343422
davesprite
>>343414
okay sorry mr inspector
so how are they
mad flatcancer? tubeitis? give it to me straight doc
>>343425
dawn
.play outliars and hyppocrates will wood
Randalfag
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I've heard somewhere that some people become doctors just to satisfy theur sadisctic urges
davesprite
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>>343428
okay i will stop self hstoing as soon as i figure out what that means
::jej
davesprite
>>343428
but also no you ain't lol
private goods
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i queued this can i get headpats
>>343436
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY FULL OF HOMESTUCK
davesprite
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dang so much for gay
::hsts
anon
davesprire do you have a side profile?
>>343443
Randalfag
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I wonder what he meant by that
davesprite
>>343444
ohhh
i think same answer actually
i shouldn't post that here lol
>>343447
blessed baby (pig) saved
wait. you're not a real boob inspector :/
>>343450>>343449
blessed baby (pig) saved
fml
davesprite
>>343447
i respect your discretion but i think i'm gonna go ahead and not send anybody any photographs of my bottom barrel tits tonight ;p
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i love boobs so much
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343449
okay so are they okay? or is it cancer?
anon
so wait im confused, who sended me? blessy or davesp?
davesprite
was not me lol
blessed baby (pig) saved
hhhii anon...
anon
ah ok still perfect
dawn
daikaiju die
davesprite
YESS FIRST ROLL
anon
hi im a cop who arrested the fake boob inspector
>>343472
davesprite
>>343470
thanks for your service officer as thanks you may inspect
>>343478
Randalfag
::belhium
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any bunda inspectors?
anon
i heard rumors saying randal is the most pretty girl here, are they lying?
>>343484
blessed baby (pig) saved
i missed the link
dawn
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Randalfag
>>343481
I am letters on the screen, I don't have a concept of human beauty standarts
>>343487
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
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mitzibishi 🇲🇽
just because its homestuck
roxy
i love my alien spouse
blessed baby (pig) saved
theyre developing nicely
dawn
comic sans

ew
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i wish my boobs could actually grow its over
>>343498
blessed baby (pig) saved
my boobs eat miracle grow or some shit
>>343497
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
cool can i bury my face in them
davesprite
>>343494
the trick is to have good genetics and be born with them
i fucked that part up too it's okay it happens
>>343501
Randalfag
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Friendly reminders that socionics is a lithuanian psyop created to confuse soviet people and weaken the state of soviet mind
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343498
and not inject yourself with birthcontrol at age 15
>>343506
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343497
i do pretty intense hrt that is borderline illegal but i get chekced every 3 month
>>343505
anon
>>343503
they were so pretty that i guess OD is worth it
davesprite
>>343501
yeah that probably doesn't help
anorexia is also a huge L on transition results
davesprite
for me it was mainly just being too skinny
davesprite
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>>343507
i guess his alt version was some kind of alt jegus right
that's just the vantas way
::jegus
anon
randal where do you get this stuff
>>343515
anon
the comic i mean
anon
damn blessy made my day
davesprite
fuck
davesprite
>>343523
i feel like i'm somehow less trans for never owning a blahaj
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.ski
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
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mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i go for one fucking second and its muslimgauze
Randalfag
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Randalfag
Need some jewstep to balance this out
davesprite
>>343527
i mean people with neocities pages seem to have some kind of loose community like in old school geocities and blogs days
idk how to participate really ig
>>343541>>343544
pinky
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anon
who is an insicure bitch like me
pinky
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pinky
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pinky
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pinky
::rage
pinky
::sage
anon
>>343533
emotionally manipulate a faggot into linking to you on their profile
>>343546
pinky
::wrrraaaaah
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
MUSLIMGAUZE PREPARE TO BE LEFT WITHOUT WATER AND ELECTRICITY YOU BITCH
pinky
WHHRAAAAAAH
davesprite
>>343541
oh so it's just like every other website
davesprite
but without followers
anon
btw a i asked boob to compare and got reked, hers were way bigger than mine
>>343551>>343552
davesprite
>>343544
i have too many websites and social profiles already lol
ig i could make one just to post fun silly stuff
Randalfag
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I'm so fucking jealous I wish I was this guy
davesprite
>>343554
yeah okay fair
also women with double mastectomies
davesprite
>>343555
i only have boobs when i lean over lol
davesprite
PONY CHORALE HELL YESSSSS
davesprite
HELL FUCKING YES
davesprite
>>343565
no i take estrogen
sometimes i identify as a cis man when i feel spicy
i kind of live like a theyfab who can't stop girlfailing
>>343569>>343570
anon
if you're theyfab how are you a boymoder
davesprite
god i love this song sorry zoned out a sec there
anon
1 year hrt and they are small B cup
Randalfag
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Gender is a capitalist propoganda I'm from a former communist state we don't do that here
davesprite
or no probably
davesprite
or yeah
davesprite
who knows
davesprite
>>343570
ah yeah i identified as genderfluid pretrans and then as just a woman for a long time. i guess it still kinda applies. i don't really cotton to labelling myself. like every time i try to ask myself if i'm a man or a woman it's just this loud
>why do i care??
>>343580
anon
i only drink brake fluid
Randalfag
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My gender is a 4chan psyop
blessed baby (pig) saved
my gender is brainworm mutant thing with big boob and bunda
Randalfag
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He looks like a Yansim character fuck
davesprite
sometimes i think if i had big boob and bunda i would have kept identifying as a woman
not sure it matters tho
Randalfag
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I think at this point (i.e. at the ripe age of almost 22) I completely disconnected from reality so my body doesn't belong to me anymore, I just use it as a holding bag for my mental issues-littered brain
>>343591
anon
im going to shower bye thank you for the boob i love you all
davesprite
>>343589
i'm coming to a similarish point in my late 20s
i care less and less about being comfortable in my appearance, and more about just being comfortable
i get older, i think about fitness more and more. health, long term prevention, that matters more
i have done a lot of research debating whether to stop hrt completely if it would extend my lifespan a meaningful amount (decided against tho)
>>343593
davesprite
*decided against for now, really
Randalfag
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Also this chapter got a ton of good panels
davesprite
>>343593
same. but i have found i have to be healthy to be happy
when i was younger and healthier i was a lot more prone to prioritize my appearance because i was healthy either way
now i sit around going "hmm would the mental sad of detransition be worth it if my joints stop fucking up so much"
>>343597>>343598
anon
imo this happened because 20 min ago you didnt send bobba
Randalfag
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>>343595
I never considered transition because I realised that even if I try to mold myself into a desired shape it won't be me anymore. Plus I never really had dysphoria issues, I was just unhappy in general
>>343599
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343597
what are these characters I think they look really charming
>>343605
SadChan🍉🍉
i keep seeing themposted here
SadChan🍉🍉
super tall and super short guy with funny clothes
davesprite
>kings and dollars, stars and bars, crosses swastikas and czars, if you're skeptical of all i appreciatecha
GOATED line
davesprite
>>343598
well, maybe nothing. i haven't quit hrt, so far. so i'm hoping i can make it work.
but testosterone would make me more fit, and ceasing exogenous hormones would lover my lifelong blood clot risk
and there's also the whole med dependency aspect, like if i lose hrt when i'm older i could go all eunuch stale in the head
>>343608>>343609
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343604
go on the catalog there is a /mmg/
anon
>>343606
I mean, Clot risk can be helped via isometric exercise and there's so many other things that can increase your lifespan. It's up to you but I don't think I'd ever stop hormones, seems a wee bit silly @.@
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343606
considering all the bad health effects of testerone it might even out though
Randalfag
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On topic of transition, the last thing I need is someone trying to "crack my egg"
SadChan🍉🍉
like problems of estrogen : risk of breast cancer, arthritis, weak bones etc
which is just women problems
the minor blod clot thing

risks of test:
ygwe:ghwerugh;auoiwrehg;aouihrg;uaoierhg;iuaerhgi;uhasrgiulhariughuir
davesprite
you guys can calm down i've done a lot of research and i'm not planning on dropping hrt in the immediate future
davesprite
i have considered it tbf so i do appreciate the info
just like i know about the medical stuff, and i know frustratingly much about the remaining gaps in what we know
i've come to the conclusion it might help or might hurt, but probably depends a lot on my specific body and i can't know at this time
good cardio and diet and not smoking or drinking is the way to combat this
>>343617
SadChan🍉🍉
just spitballing, im not hostile against detransers. :)
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a pinkpiller tho (i dont want someone to quit for the wwrong reasons like fear of acceptance or self hatred when its the right choice 4 u)
Randalfag
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This is a man in his 30's btw
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343613
>depends a lot on my specific body
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Endocrinology is complicated, every persons body is VERY different and every has different needs and regimens I harp on this constantly. I think one size fits all HRT guides are kind of dangerous tbhh because they over simplify things for stupid people to access it and while it is simple its not SO complicated you couldnt lead with "everyones body is different, heres the steps you take to get a good regimen and also lets discuss that NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME GOALS FOR TRANSITION".
>>343619
davesprite
really what makes me consider stopping it sometimes is that i experience frequent dislocations and stuff like that
and like, that actually is worsened by estrogen
women will develop connective tissue disorder symptoms more than men with the same genetic defects
>>343621
davesprite
>>343617
strongly agree!! everyone on hrt should be monitoring blood levels at the least and ideally coordinating with a pretty involved endo
>>343620
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343619
i dont anymore really because I know where my levels are after a year and a half of atesting and I can FEEL when my mones get fucked up (such as by forgetting a shot) but the blood tests r what got me 2 that point
>>343622
anon
>>343618
sorry if you've heard this one a bunch before but maybe stretching on a regular basis could help with the dislocations, either way i'm sorry to hear that you're considering stopping hormones because of your health, I hope everything works out for you.
davesprite
>>343620
i haven't taken mine in like a month and i feel nothing lol
i wonder if my diy vial is a dud
>>343623
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343622
it depends on how long youve been on it and if youve fully killed your balls which can take months to years depending on the individual
>>343627
SadChan🍉🍉
you need to have fully shut down the test hormonal loop and killed your balls to suffer a lack of hormones negative health effects
>>343627
Randalfag
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Sometimes I wonder why he even exists. I know he's been around since 2011 but still
davesprite
>>343623
>>343625
yeah i think my balls are immortal until orchi
i partially blame this for my bad results lol
weird though because i also had a weak ass puberty
>>343628>>343631
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343627
some people seem 2 have this. mine shut down pretty quickly thankfully. are you using an AA? I did mono E because I didnt need the AA.
>>343630
SadChan🍉🍉
which AA?
davesprite
>>343628
i was on AA + E + prog for years
my regimen has been all over the place the last few years
i spent like 6 months on just AA because i had no estrogen
currently on just estradiol until i see a doctor again
SadChan🍉🍉
I see. Well, maybe trying other AAs could help if ur free test is still high. and if ur test is really high a test blocker instead of inhibitor is probably better.
>>343633
davesprite
>>343632
not to be argumentative but it's not that it's not suppressed, i do blood testing
it's like
it just bounces back in a week or two
>>343635
davesprite
like literally i could probably go freeze sperm rn after depression-skipping meds for a month
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343633
ah I see. if your T is zero you probably dont need an AA anymore actually. AAs usually have the bulk of the bad health effects so if you are trying to be healthy mono E injections is probably better if u have been on HRT a long time.
davesprite
>>343636
i call myself this sometimes but it's sorta a meme
>>343637
because this is true lol
davesprite
passoids could hrt tomboy i guess
davesprite
or wait isn't the whole thing that hrt femboys look like women
>>343642
davesprite
>>343642
are we talking about ftfemboys or mtfs who call themselves femboys in fits of delusion
>>343644>>343645
davesprite
also do you guys like nick shoulders
>>343646
SadChan🍉🍉
>>343641
theoretically HRT femboys would just be fem gay men on hormones to be prettier

but 99% of the ones ive personally met have all been right leaning or influenced trannies and want to be 99% a tranny without being a tranny
>>343654
davesprite
>>343646
they can never meet
nick neck keeps them apart
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
who queued the entire nick shoulders discography fr
>>343655
davesprite
>>343645
oh okay mb i read that as ftms who femboymode
yeah there's no ftm equivalent to mtf "femboys"
half the ones who identify as whole ass men don't even take test, it's kinda reversi
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343655
i'm not sleeping tonight if that happens fr
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.play no sleep tonight enter shikari
Randalfag
.play susumu hirasawa moon time

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