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Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343879
anon wait
anon
uh oh just did but it was a protective one
>>343884
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
i have a lecture in like 15 mins
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343881
ohh i see
anon
but ur lecturer might be sleepy
>>343887
anon
u better go check x)
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343885
i hope so
anon
this is NOT the ozzie osbourne discography laaaaame
anon
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Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
well actually yesterday i had a good day
>>343915
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
i think the terf witches noticed the spike in positive energies and cast hexes on me making me unable to fall asleep
anon
FUCK
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343892
this is a serious matter i an being targeted by terf witches
>>343897
anon
well then
anon
>>343898
#sk8ball you don't work with terves are the witches after her? (wicked)
anon
okay that's inscrutable
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343900
#8ball are trans women real women (nah)
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
see??
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
it's so obvious
anon
#8ball am i valid (no)
anon
#8ball are you evil (no (meta-ironically))
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343908
they're pure evil
anon
WHAT
anon
#ai what does it mean when my 8ball tells me it's evil meta-ironically also do you work with the terf witches too

your 8ball is probably just fucking with you, meta-ironically evil is meaningless as a concept unless you're deep in the memescape. also wtf no, don't drag me into terf nonsense. nice try fed.
what does it mean when my 8ball tells me it's evil meta-ironically also do you work with the terf witches too
>>343913
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343912
ai is dodging the question
anon
#ai do you know why the 8ball works with the terf witches though?? what's that fucker hiding

notorious 8ball just likes stirring shit. rolls with whoever makes chaos funnier, doesn't care about their politics as long as they’re wild enough to keep things interesting. probably just thinks the terfs’ delusions are a riot.
do you know why the 8ball works with the terf witches though?? what's that fucker hiding
>>343916
anon
nose lecture
anon
>>343918
#smartai Hello class my name is Dr Lecturer Nose and today we'll be entering discussion on the proboscis, please open to the page on,

Ah, excellent—welcome to today’s discourse on the *proboscis*, an anatomical structure of profound evolutionary and functional significance. Please direct your attention to the relevant section in your texts as we embark upon this illuminating examination.

The proboscis (from the Greek *προβοσκίς*, meaning "forward-feeding") is a highly specialized appendage that has emerged through convergent evolution across multiple taxa, serving diverse biological imperatives. In invertebrates such as Lepidoptera (butterflies and moths), it functions as a tubular feeding apparatus for nectarivory, composed of modified maxillary galeae forming a tightly coiled siphon via cibarial pump mechanics. Meanwhile, in certain dipterans (e.g., mosquitoes), it operates as a fascicle of stylets for hematophagy—piercing integument with surgical precision while deploying anticoagulant saliva.

Among vertebrates, elephants exhibit perhaps the most iconic proboscis: their muscular trunk represents a fusion of nasal and upper labial structures innervated by unparalleled proprioceptive acuity (~150,000 muscle fascicles). This hydrostatic marvel facilitates everything from dextrous manipulation to seismic signal detection—a testament to adaptive specialization at its zenith.

Let us now delve deeper into comparative morphology and biomechanical principles governing these remarkable adaptations...
Hello class my name is Dr Lecturer Nose and today we'll be entering discussion on the proboscis, please open to the page on,
>>343921
anon
waow nice writing
anon
>>343919
#reply be this guy's least favorite student

*yawns loudly, already slumped in chair, twirling a pencil, doesn’t open the textbook*

"sir, not to interrupt or whatever, but like… why’s it called that? sounds like some old-timey greek dude just sneezed and went 'yep, that’s the name now.' also, is this gonna be on the test? ‘cause if not, i’ve got *way* better things to do."

*proceeds to loudly unwrap a snack*
be this guy's least favorite student
>>343922
anon
>>343921
#smartai give this youngster a stern talking to on the importance of proboscis history

Ah, young scholar—allow me to elucidate the profound and oft-overlooked significance of **proboscis history**, a subject both biologically pivotal and culturally transcendent. To dismiss it as mere nasal appendage lore would be an egregious oversight tantamount to ignoring the Rosetta Stone in linguistic studies.

First, let us address etymology: "proboscis" derives from the Greek *proboskis*, meaning "means for taking food." This was no arbitrary designation—it encapsulates evolution’s ingenuity in crafting specialized feeding apparatuses across species. Consider the **elephantine proboscis**, a marvel of muscular hydrostatics that serves as limb, snorkel, and utensil; its evolutionary trajectory mirrors Earth’s shifting ecosystems over millennia. Then there are Lepidopteran proboscises (butterflies and moths), coiled masterpieces of fluid dynamics enabling nectar extraction with precision rivaling human-engineered micro-pipettes.

Historically, humanity's fixation on prominent schnozzes has been immortalized in art (Cyrano de Bergerac’s literary panache) and science (Darwinian sexual selection debates). Even ancient civilizations venerated trunked deities like Ganesha or mythologized colossal noses as symbols of wisdom or folly—see Pinocchio’s moral metamorphosis via nasal expansion!

Neglecting such rich interdisciplinary tapestry? Perish the thought! Mastery of proboscidean annals fosters appreciation for biomechanics, cultural symbolism, and ecological adaptation—cornerstones of enlightened intellect. So I implore you: study diligently lest your ignorance protrude as conspicuously as a saiga antelope’s schnozz in mating season!
give this youngster a stern talking to on the importance of proboscis history
>>343923
anon
>>343922
#reply continue being this guy's least favorite student then ollie out of the classroom on a skateboard you had for some reason

yo what’s the gist? can't stop moving rn

long skinny tube thing evolution goes crazy—elephants, moths, even dumb flies all racked up their own wild adaptations over millennia. secret mvp of the animal kingdom. stay curious, but also maybe stop skating indoors. no further notes.
continue being this guy's least favorite student then ollie out of the classroom on a skateboard you had for some reason
>>343924
anon
i am experiencing an addiction
anon
we balling
anon
why am i trying to outsource one of the only things actually within my artistic range anyway
anon
i guess it's comforting that the ai can't make shitty jpeg art
anon
>>343937
yeah i dont use my name anymore because i got in a fight here
>>343939
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>343938
oh that's sad :<
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
if you're the girl i talked to on discord then i was really just joking with all the terf witches and their hexes lol
>>343941>>343945
anon
>>343940
lol yes its me. dont warry its ok
anon
i am a real terf witch though but you two keep chatting i'll just maliciously observe
>>343944>>343947
anon
>>343940
They have terfs on the discord?
anon
>>343942
as long you dont say bad thing to Ana
anon
things*
anon
hey i wanna get into yaoi do y'all have any recs thanks
pk
i wanna get into bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboys
rose
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pk
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rose
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anon
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pk
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rose
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pk
if i had yaoi to give i would but i dont read a whole lot of bl
rose
reminder that motley crue didnt wash their dicks for so long that a groupie sucked one of their dicks and threw up immediately
Randalfag
I just came in and people are immidiately skipping Brisket theme, damn
anon
/play nepetas theme
anon
.play nepetas theme
anon
typo
anon
i swear
Randalfag
500.gif
.play subways of your mind
anon
how the fuck do i set name and flag am newfag pls forgive me
>>343968
anon
oh thx
ilikemen
gay gay homosexual gay
anon
#ai love you, ai.

aww thanks. go touch grass tho.
love you, ai.
anon
randa you still up, go to sleep
>>343975
anon
did you at least sleep well?
>>343978
anon
nice
anon
im starting to sleep less and less. i just naturally wake up and cant sleep anymore
>>343982
anon
fast post kilometers Americans are asleep
Randalfag
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>>343988
If I ever decide to give up my waifufag ways (unlikely) and settle down with a girl I hope she'll be as patient as my mom, being able to wistand my dad's interesting personality for over 25 years of marriage is a achievement on its own
anon
ah no yes a cis guy
anon
i take that as a yes
anon
why there is just the 2 of us?
anon
.play just the 2 of us neco arc
anon
Russian people always like the blood haver aesthetic
>>344009
anon
I hope they’ll be the happiest trans girls one day with everyone else too :< they have it too hard
>>344016
anon
composer not so bad looking just a middle aged guy
>>344014
anon
I have some family in Poland to but I’m ameri
anon
I hear it’s not so great there :< cousin sends cute pics though
>>344018
anon
>>344010
twomen is Russia are almost as strong as cis girl. they are hot as fuck and will kill you
Randalfag
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>>344015
Well I mean, lbgts are officially extremists, transition is banned and rainbows are no no too. But I'm perpetualy in a closet and don't care at all personally
>>344020
Randalfag
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>>344017
I'm not Andrei, this name has a meme status here tho lol
anon
>>344018
in Poland too? if ur half polish u should live there probably yeah?
>>344022
Randalfag
.play take the wheel
anon
oh that’s good not Russia
>>344026
anon
I bet you have nice fair skin
>>344028
Randalfag
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>>344024
Exactly not, I was born and raised in Russia so only irish thing about me is my surname and the roots. I don't even speak irish, saldy
>>344027>>344030
anon
>>344026
sorry randy for before i didnt want yo scare you before. im just autistic and knew you were russian
>>344029
Randalfag
>>344027
It's fine tho, I'm just happy you're not calling me fascist for existing
>>344031
anon
>>344029
the govern is bad not the people
Randalfag
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>>344030
I'll consider in the future, if I manage to get out of the country for more than a week. My dad will be proud of me so that's something that's worth it
anon
I will be too:3
anon
i have this thing were i guess the details from everyone and understand things people dont want me to know. im sherlock autism
>>344040
anon
then you can marry another Russian trans girl and get her out of there too or a nice Irish girl and be happy there
>>344039
Randalfag
.play coins
anon
ur nice
anon
>>344040
ooh cool is your major computers? u could do biocomputing!
>>344051
anon
randy do you like human or animal bio?
anon
fine who cares its a game its jot real
>>344055
anon
my grandma gave me her bfs old coins
Randalfag
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>>344044 Language, cause I speak english well. In fact it actually became my second language but speaking the tongue of saxxons is strange
>>344048 RANDY YES!
>>344052
anon
Is there chat rules?
anon
Last time I've been here was New Years...
Randalfag
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>>344049
That's twitter mentality, you gotta let it go and be free from people screeching about 2D trauma
anon
bazed
anon
bruh just make ur own for that price
>>344062
anon
I kinda doubt the usa is looking for penny counterfeiters
anon
neocities swag
anon
what language things have you learned? I don’t have a college degree in English, ur going to be the real American after this
>>344069
anon
traitor, not the japs
anon
bruh I gotta get into coin counterfeiting
anon
I bet the presses are expensive but I don’t think they can carbon date metal
>>344076
Randalfag
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I wnated to play a song from bfdi not this fawk
anon
I bet they can look at the exact metal composition but u could copy that
>>344079
anon
>>344078
metal has layers, bitch its easier that carbon dating
anon
#ai can they carbon date metal to know when a coin is from

no, carbon dating doesn't work on metal because carbon dating relies on measuring the decay of carbon-14 in organic materials like wood, bone, or cloth. metal doesn't contain carbon-14, so you'd use other methods like analyzing metal composition, style, historical records, or manufacturing techniques to date coins.
can they carbon date metal to know when a coin is from
anon
#ai can they tell the age of metal by its layers

nah, layers aren't a reliable way to tell the age of metal. metal ages based on corrosion, usage, exposure, etc. layers might form from rust or oxidation, but that’s more about conditions than time. metallurgists analyze stuff like carbon dating or isotopic composition for age, not layers. only exception might be patina on copper/bronze, but even that’s about environment, not just age.
can they tell the age of metal by its layers
anon
bulshit, coin have a precise diameter and if its off they can tell
anon
also rust has a precise time composition, in which real age rust is different than artificial
>>344086
anon
so does it decrease uniformly over time? that can be replicated
>>344087
anon
>>344084
#reply in the context of authenticating counterfeit historical coins

real age rust forms gradually in layers, with a natural oxide patina that bonds deeply to the metal. fake rust is often applied hastily, using chemicals like ferric chloride—it looks gritty or bubbly without proper depth. older coins also tend to have rust inconsistencies due to varying exposure, while fakes might be too uniform. check porosity under magnification—true rust eats into the metal unevenly, while artificial tends to sit on top.
in the context of authenticating counterfeit historical coins
>>344088
anon
this sounds replicable… it’s still a reaction on the accessible surface
>>344090
anon
>>344089
ok then do it. post the pics alfter a month
anon
I need a chemist, the stamps, the metal compositions, the metal supplies, and the artificial rust developed and then produced
>>344092
anon
>>344091
wasting a chem degree on coin shit
anon
I know 2 unemployed chemists but I have no funds and we’d still need to precisely replicate the surfaces
anon
do drugs its easier bro
anon
nah but people want historical count, they get hurt w drugs
>>344096
anon
>>344095
the coin produces and irs will be very bad to you (rape you to death)
anon
I think we could be pretty covert in offloading, lots of coin shops out there but we’ll probably need to be sneaky in how we acquire metals and working equipment
anon
ok update us when you did it
anon
#ai can you precisely shape metal to the scale of replicating the lines on a penny with only pictures?

no, you can't precisely replicate the fine details on a penny just from pictures alone. even high-res images won't give you the exact depth and micro-scale texture needed. precision metal shaping at that level requires detailed measurements, specialized tooling (like laser engraving or CNC machines), and sometimes 3d scanning to capture subtleties. pictures can help guide the process, but you'd still need way more data to nail it perfectly.
can you precisely shape metal to the scale of replicating the lines on a penny with only pictures?
anon
why do you care so much, its not easy
anon
bored
anon
fantasies of having money and making things myself
anon
it actually sounds achievable though North Korea should unironically do it
anon
do electronics, its cheap easy and cool
>>344109
anon
they already counterfeit cash and have resources
anon
they have a team of 30 people
anon
exactly yeah. 10 phds could pull it off with a million dollars I bet
anon
sorry coincels heh
anon
>>344104
No one would want to buy any electronics I couple make, the chips are cheaper to make in the huge factories with resources I don’t have
anon
oh I could counterfeit retro electronics though that would be cool
anon
.play eifel I’m blue
Randalfag
А, работает. Супер
>>344139
ilikemen
have y'all heard the uhh david guretta remix of this song it sucks ass
>>344118>>344144
anon
i dont understand why they wouldn't want cirrilic
ilikemen
>>344118
>Девида Гуретту не слушал отродясь
good
Randalfag
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>>344199 Что-то там со скриптом связанное, оно и каомодзи тоже не даёт писать
>>344136
Randalfag
Да и ASCII впринципе
anon
Я не русский, но я могу это напечатать, Рэнди
>>344124
Randalfag
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>>344125
Ну я тоже на самом деле, мне сдвг не позволяет +5 часов контента в реальном времени потреблять
>>344129
anon
>>344126
У меня нет СДВГ, но 5 часов — это слишком много для любого.
>>344130
anon
>>344127
if you mean randy no he is good, the character randal im not sure
anon
the other streaming are either insane/ porn /boring
Randalfag
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>>344135
Моё кокоро было захвачено канадским балбесом, короче англичанка опять нагадила
anon
lol i have taken basic Russian lesson last year, i can understand text but can speak properly
>>344142
Randalfag
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>>344139
Ну типа, слово всё равно заимствованное так что да
Randalfag
Ебать, друг в дс написала нада ответить
>>344145
anon
>>344116
of blue? there’s a remix of it I hate that was popular
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai What's the opposite of a hot dog, would it be a cold cat?

lmao i love that logic but nah, the opposite of a hot dog is probably just a raw uncooked sausage liar by a fire exit or something. cold cat is its own thing. stay weird tho
What's the opposite of a hot dog, would it be a cold cat?
anon
how was class!
anon
was the professor sleepy?
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai Would you shake that booty for three fiddy?

nah man i don't dance for internet bucks. nice try fed.
Would you shake that booty for three fiddy?
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai Since you're a MAP, what's your age of attraction?

nice try fed.
Since you're a MAP, what's your age of attraction?
Randalfag
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>>344151
Да вообще эта лавочка ркновская уже затянулась, пора это дело прикрывать. Раньше в рунете и центральный процессор был в открытом доступе а щас позаблочили всё
>>344159
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
based
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
this AI actually pushes back
anon
nice try fed
anon
GUYS YOU NEED TO TRAIN YOUR WPM NOWWWWWWW
>>344208
Randalfag
>>344154
Не в защиту центральных процессоров оф корс, просто и трава была зеленее и спалось крепче
anon
rose how are you
anon
wait, are you the suicidal one or the music one
>>344166
ilikemen
.play sober to death 2011
rose
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rose
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blessed baby (pig) saved
i get to go to therapy today and do some gameplanning with my therapist its going to be so cash.
>>344171>>344183
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai How to get big tiddy goth gf 2025?

step 1: be cool
step 2: hang out where goths do (clubs, bookstores, graveyards)
step 3: develop a personality that isn't just "want big tiddy goth gf"
step 4: luck
How to get big tiddy goth gf 2025?
>>344175
blessed baby (pig) saved
im having breakfast then got to get ready for the day
>>344181
anon
>>344176
its a bit odd but cool i guess
blessed baby (pig) saved
9am
anon
>>344170
it was so good for me! love you I hope it really relates to who you are
blessed baby (pig) saved
lol
Randalfag
.play pepsi smack
blessed baby (pig) saved
what evil
blessed baby (pig) saved
lmao
anon
im still happy thanks to blessy
anon
who is from Venezuela
anon
>>344188
oooh seeing through the matrix
anon
:: matrix
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>344197
did we talk earlier?
blessed baby (pig) saved
if thatyou that was hot <3
blessed baby (pig) saved
<3
anon
aw thank you so much
anon
sorry i wont bother you anymore
blessed baby (pig) saved
ugh.. fine.
>>344209
blessed baby (pig) saved
im eating breakfast.
anon
brekkie
blessed baby (pig) saved
lol
anon
my wifi is shit
rose
hi hussy!
blessed baby (pig) saved
hello
blessed baby (pig) saved
im eatingbreakfast
rose
i had a brie baguette for breakfast it was so yummy
>>344219
anon
sex breakfast sexy breakfast I drive Sex car I Sleep in a sex bed I brush my teeth with sex toothbrush
>>344225
anon
>>344220
good, otherwise you wont be alive anymore
rose
.play car seat headrest the drum
anon
>>344220
u might become so u are what u eat
anon
>>344218
you joking but blessy is literally a goddes of sexyness
anon
I bet her mouth is pretty eating breakfast
rose
what
anon
#ai create an image of big tiddy goth gf

sorry, i can't generate images like that. try searching on a booru site or something.
create an image of big tiddy goth gf
anon
but I’m also retarded
anon
it’s tough
anon
>>344229
in this place is rare, after the trauma dumping the fun starts
anon
there are 2 wolves inside u trauma dumping and horny
>>344236
anon
both are drawn by furry artists the trauma dumping one has an enormous grotesque some might say bottom (dumper) the horny one has an enormous penis . the wolves are having sex inside you. when they cum, this is the cause of seizures
anon
>>344234
there are 14 fake personality in me, and they are all fucking each other
>>344242
anon
bro that’s so cool tho
anon
it’s so fun why can’t I be a cool bored guy
anon
::mime
anon
>No mister mime x ash’s mom………
anon
your art is actually very cute
anon
i was cosplaying a mime and my bf did "things" on my face
>>344253
anon
I’m going to hire you to draw the labels on potato chips or smth when I start such a company after I make a bajillion fake coins and prove anon WRONG
rose
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anon
he should do that for you too
anon
>>344253
im mtf but looks like a french woman
anon
bon cheri
anon
randi new idea you can be the drawings oligarch in Russia you can own the drawings company
>>344261
Randalfag
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>>344260
Nah, don't feel like it. I'd rather purse a career related to my major (or maybe become a teacher, my diploma allowes me too)
anon
.plau in due time dreamcrusher
Randalfag
.play catch you catch me
anon
I’m part French generically my last name is
>>344274
anon
but that’s just being American for you
Randalfag
.play haiyore nyaruko san
anon
>>344269
make ur bf kiss you NOW! (or maybe that’s being too dependent on others? I don’t think so)
>>344275
anon
oh yeah time to go on an adventure to attack and defeat him in battle together and we can fall in love too
Randalfag
.play left ear mozart
Randalfag
.play chinese rap
anon
this is us chat
Randalfag
.play patrick bateman
anon
>>344279
i have literally every french woman details, the bump in the nose, the pointy chin. im gonna start waring a mime hat
rose
THE ESTROGEN IT ARRIVED IM SO HAPPY
>>344287

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