>>347163
good, make men extinct

i date therapists and social workers. its lit.

no play in this world for feminized emo boymoders feminized on high levels of estradiol needle

>>347205
i look like that almost

if that was a dude

>>347210
damn i thought you were like 19

best to be spayed and neutered in this lifestyle

>>347229
have good night

my cat puked and shit on the carpet earlier and im more upset over it than i should be

anyone listen to victor wooten sausage fingers slap bass?

>>347255
the trick is, hide so everyone still thinks you're a dude so they keep respecting you and keep paying $100 per hour for your masterclasses

>>347258
cursed

>>347261
probably not. honestly like most virtuoso guitar world wank shit is just like male ego bullshit and like they're just looking for role models to model themselves after and shit. got all these dude bros looking up to me but it's just like. idk you gotta sell them on the dude bro ness or they'll just find some reason to arbitrarily discount your work and your merit. or they'll just not boy your shit

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>>347237
all thats wrong with me is autism but thats too much for some people

>>347267
the queers ain't got the cash. maybe they do. idk

>>347277
i broke my fingers lol

>>347278
go do important shit internet user!

.play that band bass cover

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rolling druid

>>347298
when /tg/ comes back from the dead

and stops being full of nazis apparently wow

skipping paramore but keeping mcr... that's misogynistic

>>347321
i keep typing incomplete thoughts and remembering that liveposting is a thing

2025 lesbians

people dont know this but the bugs were the good guys the whole time. and the bugs won.

#smartai explain how the garden of eden was in Norway and Jesus lived in Norway and smoke modern american English 2000 years ago in Norway and that nobody in the Bible ever lived in a desert environment

Ah, an imaginative hypothesis—though one that diverges dramatically from historical, archaeological, and textual evidence. Let’s examine the claims with scholarly rigor.

### 1. **The Garden of Eden in Norway?**
The biblical Garden of Eden is traditionally associated with Mesopotamia (modern-day Iraq), based on descriptions in Genesis 2:10–14 mentioning the Tigris and Euphrates rivers—both firmly situated in Southwest Asia. Norway's geography (glacial fjords, boreal forests) starkly contrasts with ancient Near Eastern agrarian settings where early civilizations emerged. There is no linguistic, geological, or scriptural basis to relocate Eden to Scandinavia.

### 2. **Jesus Living in Norway?**
Jesus of Nazareth was a first-century Jewish preacher whose life is documented within Roman-occupied Judea (present-day Israel/Palestine). The Gospels explicitly situate him in Galilean villages like Capernaum and Nazareth—arid or semi-arid Mediterranean zones (*not* Nordic fjords). Norse societies during this era were pre-literate Iron Age cultures; Jesus' teachings reflect Second Temple Judaism, not Scandinavian cosmology.

### 3. **Speaking Modern American English?**
English did not exist as a language until centuries after Jesus’ lifetime (Old English emerged c. 5th century CE from Germanic roots). Aramaic was Jesus' vernacular; Hebrew was liturgical; Greek and Latin were administrative tongues under Rome. The phonetics and lexicon of "Modern American English" are products of post-Renaissance globalization—utterly anachronistic for antiquity.

### 4. **No Desert Environments in the Bible?**
This claim collapses under scrutiny:
- Abraham migrated through Negev deserts (Genesis 12:9).
- Moses led Israelites across Sinai’s wilderness for decades (*midbar*, Hebrew for desert/steppe).
- John the Baptist preached near Jericho’s arid Jordan Valley (Mark 1:4–5).

Desert motifs symbolize testing/purification throughout Scripture—hardly plausible if set amid Norwegian coniferous forests or coastal tundra.

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### Scholarly Consensus vs Pseudohistory
While alternative theories can intrigue ("Norse mythology syncretism!"), they require *evidence*. Currently:
- No Dead Sea Scroll fragment mentions lutefisk.
- Zero Byzantine/Norse trade records place apostles near Bergen.
- Linguistic phylogenetics trace Indo-European roots but show no path linking Aramaic gospels to Old Norse sagas before Viking Age Christianization (~1000 CE).

To assert such claims demands extraordinary proof beyond speculative wordplay or cherry-picked parallels absent material corroboration.

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In summary: fascinating as creative fiction but archaeologically untenable against extant data placing biblical narratives firmly within Levantine/Semitic contexts shaped by desert pastoralism rather than Scandinavian ecology where barley cultivation struggled against frost cycles until medieval warming periods allowed settlement expansion northward…but I digress into pedantry now! 😉 explain how the garden of eden was in Norway and Jesus lived in Norway and smoke modern american English 2000 years ago in Norway and that nobody in the Bible ever lived in a desert environment

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isn't the author of starship troopers himself a fascist

didn't read the book but that's a bit talking point

>>347334
im the one with black hair

>>347345
good

is the discord useful for anything other than meta for the site

>>347326
so true and based

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>>347345
pinkpill her

stop at gas station on mason dixie line in viriginia. grab some chicken for the road. mogs all northeast chicken at finest restaurants. gas station chicken.

fried chicken is nasty and it gives me a stomach ache whenever i've had it

did korea getting split cause the teo typrs of korean fried chicken or wss that before it split they had twofried chicken types?

is the korean shit way better or is that just a meme

never ate fried chicken like that

can we throw like fifty tags on booru images now or has that always been a thing

>>347378
yea the catalogue before the crash was open last night

>>347378
lets hope it wont

>>347367
this happened to me. im maimed like an acid attack victim

>>347384
devil

>>347384
#tag (image already exists) piece_of_shit

>>347384
looks like a thinner less pale version of my father lol

damn :/

can we skip

>>347384
this guy def fucks.

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>>347384
0 chase. 100 fuck

>>347392
he's good for that but his typology kinda sours that

>>347396
it was the correct one

my psych prof talking about AGP in class was fun

i only wanted to die a little teency bit lol

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fuck blancuck i want bigger boobs and a gf to grab them

>>347409
yes and

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>>347319
I hate it when fascists want to ruin our lives for not reproducing, they wanna force us to reproduce just cuz of who are recent ancestors were and its really stupid petty and annoying as fuck

>>347418
the white oro natalism thing closely tied to transphobia

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holy peak

.psychosocial

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>>347431
jesus

>>347426
The anti gay anti trans rights anti birth control rights is all mostly white pro natalist shit but they sbeakily call themselves natalist or religious lie ofomission style

god i hate psychology

>>347444
oh what was your mother saying, us she more liberal than my gigarightoid mom?

could she like just get the stairs

>>347453
cuz were almost all male puberty victims :(

LMAO

suburban winemom radicalized by kidzbop vol 8 playing for the hundredth time

DUDE JUST DROPS HER AND LOOKS LIKE OOPS SHOUDLNT DONE THAT

hell yea

>>347443
yrah almost identical in an awful way its uncanny

YOUR TELLS ARE SO OBVIOUS

:3

fish

>>347469
me too i need ffs to remove my androgenic soft tissue >>347472 what is second puberty and whens that come ?

are fish a fruit or a veatalble

>>347486
fish are a website

>>347474
so sad sadmoder :(

>>347494
WOMAN DUH

>>347501
and