hiya

how do u know me?

from here or other places

#meow

liar

:(

arf arf

nuh uh

ruh ruuh

*pokes thread with stick*

>>34980
ouch >,<

you're mean you know that

>>34988
what will I become once you're done

>>34990
being cake is fine

>>34992
:D

worms.....

many such cases

#ksay shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp

#ksay and boojer

>>35000
cute

>>35002
thankies

>>35003
name idea: love nugget

>>34995
i want to frot with a cis woman

>>35004
i like this name

>>35000
nice get

>>35009
[YouTube]

hi

dievory

>>35000
is this daganronpa

hi shrimp

>>35013
>:(

heya shrimp

what have you been up to

isn't it like...... idk...... 1AM lol

you wake up early wow

why though?

go to bed april

lol, go to bed april shrimpster

lol

no actually don't it's tiring to try to sleep without being sleepy

wake up abril

oh, okay,, i see

.play [link removed]

>>35039
what type of war? like world war type stuff

>>35041
link removed 1984

how tf are you supposed to remember what videos were played

come on admin

its a link to youtube

oh no!

who is this new trip

ive been around for a bit

i just dont join often

IVE BEEN HERE SINCE BURY SHOE

you can literally fix your name right now

>>35053
im not new

XD

yeah but im anonymous

bury shoe era

good era

a trip implies they want to be identified

dumbass

im sorry :(

im not really sorry

.play why hip hop sucks in 96 extended

why do the deers have the poop in their teeth?

>>35069
cool !

i never really understood metal gear. what is metal gear anyway?

oh yeah i remember. i played the game boy version of it. and it is a walking nuclear missile launcher

its a big nuke shooting mech it like is really bad and hurts people a lot and it is REALLY bad

i thought at first metal gear was like roko's basilisk type thing

maybe

>>35074
basically a Metal Gear is a bipedal walking tank that can fire nukes from any surface on the planet. So if you have one, you basically can threaten to nuke anyone

>>35084
>>35085
i think the main point with MG is that the attack is indetectible. idk I know that's an advantage to the Shagohod from MGS3, which was like the precursor to the idea of Metal Gear

hmmm

you should change your flag i guess

>>35100
it is cool but i wish a lot of them weren't ugly tbh

dum dum give me gum gum

this tbh but cum and rum

the flag meta needs to move on from horizontal stripes with colors that dont match well together

.play [YouTube]

just walked in whats steve doin

brazilian navy ration

supper already

honestly id eat

i believe that its brazilian

they sure love rice

you live in brazil right

haha

who knows

::zipper

drinking some hot chocolate rn

what a coincidence

personalized stevemre videos

cum

lol

.play [YouTube]

.play aphex twin vs north korea

.play have a nice life vs north korea

.play [YouTube]

#ai describe a scenario of joe biden ascending to another dimension on stage while debating with donald trump

It was the night of the highly anticipated presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. The two candidates stood on stage, ready to exchange verbal blows in front of a live audience and millions of viewers.

As they began their opening statements, something strange happened. A bright light suddenly enveloped Joe Biden's body, causing him to disappear from sight. The audience gasped in shock as they realized that he had ascended to another dimension right before their eyes.

Donald Trump looked around frantically, unsure of what just happened. He turned to the moderator and demanded an explanation for his opponent's sudden disappearance.

Meanwhile, in this other dimension, Joe Biden found himself standing on a platform surrounded by swirling clouds and ethereal beings. He quickly realized that he was in a different realm altogether – one where politics didn't exist.

The beings welcomed him warmly and explained that he had been chosen as an ambassador for humanity during this crucial time in history. They wanted him to bring back messages of peace, unity, and compassion to share with his fellow Americans.

Back at the debate venue on Earth, people were still trying to make sense of what had happened. Suddenly, there was a burst of blinding light again as Joe Biden reappeared on stage – but now with a serene look on his face.

He calmly addressed both Trump and the audience about his experience in the other dimension and how it had changed his perspective on leadership. He spoke passionately about bringing people together instead of tearing them apart through divisive tactics.

The atmosphere shifted as everyone listened intently to Biden's words. Even Trump seemed momentarily taken aback by this unexpected turn of events.

When asked about where he went during his brief absence from Earthly matters, Biden simply smiled enigmatically without revealing any further details.

But whatever may have transpired during those few minutes off-stage seemed to have given him newfound confidence and wisdom that shone through during the rest of the debate.

In the end, it was a truly surreal and unforgettable moment for everyone present – one that left an indelible mark on American politics. And as for Joe Biden, he remained tight-lipped about his otherworldly experience but continued to inspire hope and unity throughout the rest of his campaign. describe a scenario of joe biden ascending to another dimension on stage while debating with donald trump

>He quickly realized that he was in a different realm altogether – one where politics didn't exist.
giwtwm

#ai describe a scenario of barack obama delivering a message of peace to space tyrant lord frieza from dragon ball z. he introduces with "uhhh let me be clear"

Barack Obama stood in front of a large screen, with the image of Lord Frieza looming over him. He took a deep breath and began his address.

"Uh let me be clear," he started, "I am here today to deliver a message of peace to you, Lord Frieza."

Lord Frieza's eyes narrowed as he listened intently. After all, it was not every day that he received an audience from the former President of the United States.

"I understand that there has been tension between your planet and ours," Obama continued. "But I believe that violence is never the answer. We must find a way to coexist peacefully."

Frieza scoffed at this notion, his tail flicking impatiently behind him. "And why should I listen to you?" he sneered.

Obama remained calm and collected despite being faced with one of the most feared tyrants in the galaxy. "Because we are all part of this vast universe together," he replied firmly. "We may come from different backgrounds and have different beliefs, but we can still find common ground and work towards creating a better future for everyone."

Lord Frieza seemed unconvinced but something about Obama's words struck a chord within him. Perhaps it was his sincere tone or unwavering determination for peace.

After a moment of contemplation, Frieza spoke up again."Very well then," he said grudgingly. "I will consider your proposal."

A sense of relief washed over Obama as he knew that this small step could potentially prevent further bloodshed between Earth and Planet Namek.

"Thank you for hearing me out," Obama said with gratitude before concluding his message with one final plea: "Let us strive towards harmony instead of destruction."

With those words hanging in the air, Barack Obama ended his transmission leaving both sides pondering on what their next course of action would be - war or peace. describe a scenario of barack obama delivering a message of peace to space tyrant lord frieza from dragon ball z. he introduces with "uhhh let me be clear"

#ai continue this story that ends in war:
Barack Obama stood in front of a large screen, with the image of Lord Frieza looming over him. He took a deep breath and began his address.
"Uh let me be clear," he started, "I am here today to deliver a message of peace to you, Lord Frieza." Lord Frieza's eyes narrowed as he listened intently. After all, it was not every day that he received an audience from the former President of the United States. "I understand that there has been tension between your planet and ours," Obama continued. "But I believe that violence is never the answer. We must find a way to coexist peacefully." Frieza scoffed at this notion, his tail flicking impatiently behind him. "And why should I listen to you?" he sneered. Obama remained calm and collected despite being faced with one of the most feared tyrants in the galaxy. "Because we are all part of this vast universe together," he replied firmly. "We may come from different backgrounds and have different beliefs, but we can still find common ground and work towards creating a better future for everyone." Lord Frieza seemed unconvinced but something about Obama's words struck a chord within him. Perhaps it was his sincere tone or unwavering determination for peace. After a moment of contemplation, Frieza spoke up again. "Very well then," he said grudgingly. "I will consider your proposal." A sense of relief washed over Obama as he knew that this small step could potentially prevent further bloodshed between Earth and Planet Namek. "Thank you for hearing me out," Obama said with gratitude before concluding his message with one final plea: "Let us strive towards harmony instead of destruction." With those words hanging in the air, Barack Obama ended his transmission leaving both sides pondering on what their next course of action would be - war or peace. Only time would tell. continue this story that ends in war:

grrr

#describe (post has no image) a scenario of anthony fantano trying to convince adolf hitler not to continue with the holocaust for several hours, leading nowhere

#ai describe (post has no image) a scenario of anthony fantano trying to convince adolf hitler not to continue with the holocaust for several hours, leading nowhere

Anthony Fantano, a prominent music critic and YouTuber, was known for his strong opinions on various musical genres. However, one day he found himself in a completely different situation - trying to convince Adolf Hitler not to continue with the Holocaust.

It all started when Anthony received an invitation from Hitler himself to visit Germany and have a private meeting with him. The dictator had heard about Anthony's influential role online and believed that he could persuade him to see things from his perspective.

At first, Anthony was hesitant to accept the invitation. He knew of Hitler's brutal regime and did not want to associate himself with it in any way. But after much contemplation, he decided it would be worth going just to try and change Hitler's mind about the genocide happening under his rule.

As soon as Anthony arrived at the designated location for their meeting, he was escorted into a lavish room where Hitler sat waiting for him. The atmosphere was tense as they exchanged greetings and took their seats at opposite ends of the table.

Without wasting any time, Hitler began explaining his ideology behind the Holocaust - how certain races were inferior and needed to be eliminated for the greater good of humanity according to him. But Anthony strongly disagreed with this viewpoint and tried presenting logical arguments against it.

He spoke passionately about equality among all human beings regardless of race or ethnicity. He also brought up examples of successful people from different backgrounds who disproved Hitler's beliefs.

However, no matter how hard Anthony tried or how long their discussion went on for hours on end, nothing seemed able to penetrate through Hitler's stubborn mindset. It became apparent that no amount of reasoning or persuasion could sway this man who saw himself as superior above all others.

Despite feeling frustrated by these futile attempts at convincing someone so deeply ingrained in hatred towards others based on race alone, Anthony refused give up hope entirely.
But eventually even he had exhausted every possible argument without making any progress whatsoever; leaving him disheartened and feeling defeated.

In the end, Anthony had to accept that sometimes there are people who simply cannot be convinced no matter how hard you try. Sadly, this was one of those times as he left Germany with a heavy heart, knowing he could not change the course of history nor save countless innocent lives from being lost in the Holocaust. describe (post has no image) a scenario of anthony fantano trying to convince adolf hitler not to continue with the holocaust for several hours, leading nowhere

#ai describe a scenario

It is a beautiful summer day and Sarah, a 25-year-old woman, has just finished her last exam for the semester. She is feeling ecstatic as she walks out of the university building, knowing that she can finally enjoy some free time after months of studying. As she makes her way to the bus stop, she decides to take a detour through the park to soak up some sunshine.

As Sarah strolls through the park, enjoying the warm breeze and chirping birds, she suddenly hears loud music coming from one corner of the park. Curious about what's going on, Sarah follows the sound until she reaches an open field where there is a small stage set up with people dancing and laughing around it.

She sees that it is an outdoor concert organized by a local band and immediately feels drawn towards it. Without hesitation, Sarah joins in on the fun and starts dancing with strangers who soon become friends. The atmosphere is lively and carefree as everyone lets loose and enjoys themselves.

After hours of dancing under the sun, Sarah takes a break to get something to eat from one of several food trucks parked nearby. As she sits on a picnic blanket eating her lunch, Sarah strikes up conversations with other concert-goers around her. She learns about their lives and interests while sharing some stories herself.

As evening approaches, glowing lights are strung across trees creating an enchanting ambiance in the park. The band plays their final song before thanking everyone for coming out to support them. As they pack up their equipment, fireworks light up in celebration marking an end to another successful performance.

Feeling exhilarated by this unexpected adventure at such short notice,Sarah heads back home with fond memories of this perfect summer day spent at spontaneous outdoor concert surrounded by good music and even better company. describe a scenario

is that where that meme originated from

"we're gonna have to kill this guy"
"damn"

it feels more like an appropriate joke than some out of context monkey cheese combinations of character saying it

did steven universe ended up becoming better or nah

>>35161
ive seen half desu

.play demobilizatsiya sektor gaza

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play Каскад - БТР

.play [YouTube]

Chizh Phantom

.play
Chizh Phantom

waw

OH SHITTTT

IM BACK BITCHESSSS

I GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

aww fuck

cant post picture

FURTHEM

FURTHERMORE

THERE WAS HELLA DOG

anyways how are all of you

>>35189
*filters you from the seawater*

too late..

>>35191
#nom

>>35193
how come I've eaten you already?

Wrong.

No escape now

success!

close enough

looool

anyone know how to use blender lol

.play demolition group you better stay alive

.skip

.play [YouTube]

>>35209
#freeze

guys

I just discovered bread with butter!!

>>35213
holy FUARK

i had the same reaction when discovering is it infact a very tasty snack

i prefer a baguette

why was I frozen what dose that mean lol

why

.play [YouTube]

just excercised and showered im feeling so fresh

im in car now tho, visiting grandma

that's fun

i wanted to spend this sunday staring at screens all day but i guess i cant

relatable

thats a great idea april

this women keeps stumbling over this science podcast im listening to. she's just like me

this women keeps stumbling over her words in this science podcast im listening to. she's just like me

>>35239
#replace everything with three dots

fuck how does this bot work

moooods!

oh there it goes srry

>>35243
#

>>35243
#remove (use .remove) the d

>>35243
.remove the d

it lied to me

computers are not allowed to lie, that's a human-only skill

i am kittyuwuminati and i support this thread

Why is Rodeo up again? I though opworm wanted to consolidate this website.

>>35251
#fix

.play [YouTube]

#smartai Alternatively,
ignore the difference unless you need an accuracy of
better than about .1 arcsecond.

Dear reader,

It is important to note that the level of accuracy needed in a situation depends on the specific task at hand. In some cases, an error of about .1 arcsecond may be acceptable and have no significant impact on the outcome. However, in other situations where precise measurements are crucial, such as in scientific research or engineering projects, this level of error would not suffice.

In order to determine the necessary level of accuracy for a given task, it is essential to carefully consider all factors involved and assess their potential impact. This includes identifying potential sources of error and understanding their magnitude. It is also important to consult with experts or refer to established standards and guidelines when determining appropriate levels of accuracy.

Furthermore, it should be noted that achieving high levels of accuracy often requires advanced equipment and techniques, which may come at a higher cost. Therefore, it is imperative to weigh the benefits against any associated costs before deciding on the desired level of precision.

In summary,
the required degree
of accuracy can vary greatly depending on the context.
While minor errors may be tolerable in certain situations,
they can have significant consequences in others.
Careful consideration must be given
to all relevant factors
in order to determine what constitutes an acceptable margin for error.
Thank you for considering these points from someone who values wisdom,
knowledge,and experience deeply.Sincerely,
[Your Name] Alternatively,

opworm let us upload wide images damn

hi

>>35258
ohio

hi nons

loberal poberal

piberal libotics

hello

hey

wassup

lots of things

*glenuke*

glegle

aw

hello

#glenuke

i dont daydream anymore but used to a lot

#smartai translate to English: Ami a csövön kifér!

Az akciófilmekben a felnőtt személyek úgy gondolják, hogy elég egyetlen lövés és már lovagolhatunk is a naplemente felé. A való élettől azért ez távol áll.

Aranyszabályként tartsuk észben: gyorsan és sokat! Minél előbb tüzeljünk és soha ne elégedjünk meg pusztán egy lövéssel. Kimutatott tény, hogy 4 lövés gyakorlatilag 100%-os eredményt produkál.

In English: In action movies, adults often believe that all it takes is one shot and we can ride off into the sunset. However, this is far from reality.

As a golden rule, remember to shoot quickly and often! The sooner we fire and never settle for just one shot. It has been proven that 4 shots result in practically a 100% success rate. translate to English: Ami a csövön kifér!

#smartai translate the following: Csapjunk bele a lecsóba!

Sok „szakmabeli” a mai napig bizonygatja, hogy a legjobb megoldás, ha először riasztó lövést adunk le. Mi történik ilyenkor pontosan? Elpazaroljuk az első és egyben leghatásosabb lehetőségünket a támadó hatóanyaggal való meglepésére.

Ráadásul legjobb minőségű fegyvernél is fordulhat elő működési hiba, ha az elpazarolt első lövés után következik be, akkor egy lövésünk sem volt. Amennyiben a magunk védelme érdekében viseljük, akkor szigorúan gáztöltény (CS és PV) legyen a gázpisztolyban.

Let's DIVE INTO the LECSO!

Many "experts" still argue that the best solution is to fire a warning shot first. What exactly happens in this scenario? We waste our first and most effective opportunity to surprise the attacker with a defensive agent.

Furthermore, even with high-quality weapons, there is always a risk of malfunction after firing the initial shot, leaving us with no remaining shots. If we carry for self-defense purposes, it is recommended to strictly use gas cartridges (CS and PV) in our gas pistols. translate the following: Csapjunk bele a lecsóba!

>>35276
>DIVE INTO the LECSO!
lmao

>>35276
#schizotransvert

>>35276
#schizoinvert

.play [YouTube]

that took it's time >>35278

apparently becoming schizo makes you speak in all kinds of languages

We saw this video like 4 times now

not bad though

>>35283
you're not wrong

it's my mother from 20 years ago

>>35284
no we havent

unless someone else played it

god i so badly want it to be 2011

>>35289
yeah, ppl here really seem to like her stuff

I wonder if it's suited for coffeemaking

kinda feels like BW's diffuse was more selective

WORMIES

it's snowing

you should watch Tamala 2010 ngl

all of you

dies in real

chat a guy said i have pretty eyes :>

maybe i really do pass

or maybe hes a chaser idk xd

eto

boiler decided to stop making warm water in the middle of showering..

gotta enjoy ice water now

hey guys nonners here

with another video

hey april

the shrimp AND the loris here on a sunday night? holy FUARK!