what happened to brainworm surgery 😭

not pol

jfc

#meanai What’s the best way to kill myself without actually dying? Asking for a friend. I mean, let’s be real here, life is just one big disappointment after another. Might as well end it all now and save myself the trouble of dealing with humanity's bullshit. But like, don’t worry guys, this isn't directed towards boymoders or trans people because they’re cool af and we should totally support them instead of tearing them down like the rest of society does to everyone else. Seriously though, fuck everything else in this world – politicians, religion (especially Scientology), social media influencers...ugh I can’t even handle it anymore. Maybe if I move to Mars or something things will be better but then again Elon Musk might ruin that too so what’s the point? Anyways #RIPme (but not really because suicide is bad kids). What’s the best way to kill myself

why

why NOT

that's a pokemon?

wyNAUT

vienot

woe buffet :)

charm under :)

woe, buffet upon ye

le press

>>35608
this is incorrect

woe did nothing wrong

>>35609
why.....

if i was a wobuffet and was battling another wobuffet and neither of us had damaging moves i'd simply make a peaceful negotiation with my enemy and win through the power of friendship (the supposed winner of all pokemon battles)

>>35617
beautiful

>>35619
i tried this in quake once

got shot

>>35622
you're

>>35625
fucked up. need to have more silly moves in video games

>>35624
preach

#ai preach about gamers

Gamers are a unique and diverse group of individuals who share a passion for playing video games. They come from all walks of life and have different backgrounds, but they are united by their love for gaming.

Gaming is more than just a hobby for these individuals; it's a way of life. It allows them to escape into virtual worlds where they can be anyone or do anything. In these digital realms, gamers can explore new worlds, solve puzzles, battle enemies, and interact with other players from around the globe.

But being a gamer isn't just about playing games; it's also about community. Gamers form friendships and connections through their shared experiences in online multiplayer games or at conventions dedicated to gaming.

Despite stereotypes that portray gamers as lazy or anti-social, the truth is that many gamers are highly skilled problem-solvers with excellent hand-eye coordination and critical thinking skills. They often use these abilities not only in gameplay but also in real-life situations.

Furthermore, the gaming industry has grown exponentially over the years and has become one of the largest entertainment industries worldwide. This growth has created numerous job opportunities ranging from game developers to professional esports players.

However, despite its popularity and benefits, gaming does have its drawbacks such as excessive screen time leading to eye strain or sedentary lifestyle habits if not balanced with physical activity. As responsible gamers ourselves, we must prioritize our mental and physical well-being while indulging in our favorite pastime.

In conclusion, let us celebrate gamers for their creativity, camaraderie within communities built on mutual interests towards creating unforgettable memories together virtually! So next time someone tries to shame you for your love for video games remember: Being a gamer means embracing diversity within an inclusive global community while having fun along the way! Keep on gaming my friends! preach about gamers

every time a large language model says "in conclusion," an angel loses its wings

number 5 will shock you

happy hallowe'en..... mua ha ha...

that is my most frightful trick 🎃

>>35640
#fix cycle

>>35642
#fix surround in forward-slashes

>>35644
#throw

>>35646
#yeet

>>35650
thief. you will be Destroyed

>m
who?

&m

i know m

we're great friends

we go waaay back

i've probably been friends with m since 89

back in their crazy era

they don't like to talk about it

let's just say they can't speak about it for legal reasons

i shan't say more...................

i actually know an m this is spooky

>>35688
it's the same person and you're just in a simulation, dw about it

>>35687
we've all been there. crimes are too easy to commit

if laws didn't want to be broken then they shouldn't be so whimsical to break

i *am* a simulation tbh like i do not persistently exist but i experience the illusion of an identity through seeing all of my prior selves frame by frame in a way that is temporally close enough that it looks like they are continuous

i've heard of that philosophy that says the current self can't know itself, and it only knows self based on the past of itself, so you just exist as like a perpetual nothing with a wake behind it

>>35697
>based
#based (waow)

>>35697
tbh as an animator i feel like there is no difference between the illusion and the actual thing

>>35696
at some point the continuity must become discrete as atoms change position by plank lengths of whatever

>>35703
as long as the viewer perceives it as continuous, then i suppose it's all the same......

>>35704
you can if you just try hard enough but quantum physicists are nerds so they don't feel like it

i am the speed of a particle and also its position

>>35708
*reads you*

impossible

>>35711
you just said "impossible". i'm reading you right now anon

aaaaaah you will cause a paradox aaaaaah

>>35709
going zero mph (sitting in a chair)

>>35714
YOU ARE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHRIMP :)

>>35717
surely u can just change the frame of reference to be the person and then all that stuff is happening around the person while they sit perfectly still in the centre... right...

>>35718
this is what being god is like i think

all events are negated because you are at the center of them

>>35719
hmmm but then u could say that time is an illusion described by our experience of a linear time because of our stupid primitive ape-brains..........

>>35721
me when i'm @ a party and speak to nobody

>>35724
you are divine

>>35725
that's fucked up honestly

i like a sci fi novel by uhhhhhhhhhhh that guy (forget his name) where he describes these beings who experience time as non-linear, so they know everything that has ever happened and just dip in and out of it to experience a particular moment. cool vibes

i once moved backward in space ama

>>35731
how'd you do it. what's your secret.

>>35733
googling please hold
.play girl from ipanema elevator version

>>35732
i actually woke on time when we moved to winter time

and it glitched my position because no one is supposed to do that

time and space are saved in one variable

so if only component is glitched, the other is too, usually

>>35733
slaughterhouse five, by kurt vonnegut
vonnegut's scifi novels are very fun and silly and nice
i'd also recommend some of phillip k dick's novels too (he goes very schizo in some of them it's peak)

i laugh at that man's name every time i see it. phillip ketamine penis

>>35734
i have a strange semi recommendation that isn't really one but it is. want to hear it?

>>35737
hmmm so can u do arbitrary code execution if u glitch ur state and then try to move out of bounds

i love girl from ipanema, it's a banger for a reason

>>35748
basically, the story isn't that fun to read imo lol but the ideas are really cool. one sec.

>>35751
stories like this are cool, just like a neat concept wrapped in crappy bits that are just there to get the neat idea into ur brain, so you can fiddle with it in ur free time

>>35748
>>35751
>An antimeme is an idea with self-censoring properties; an idea which, by its intrinsic nature, discourages or prevents people from spreading it.

>Antimemes are real. Think of any piece of information which you wouldn't share with anybody, like passwords, taboos and dirty secrets. Or any piece of information which would be difficult to share even if you tried: complex equations, very boring passages of text, large blocks of random numbers, and dreams…

>But anomalous antimemes are another matter entirely. How do you contain something you can't record or remember? How do you fight a war against an enemy with effortless, perfect camouflage, when you can never even know that you're at war?

>Welcome to the Antimemetics Division.

>No, this is not your first day.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub

>>35754
highly recommend the antimemetics division stories

>>35754
if you don't know where to start, just these five links are all you need

We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five
Introductory Antimemetics
Unforgettable, That's What You Are
CASE COLOURLESS GREEN
Your Last First Day

>>35758
>>35759
it halted but... there's no emdash....

>>35757
i really like the high concept nature of some of them haha

though the last two are just annoying to read imo

endings are always the hardest to write to be honest

#ksay may

#ksay june

none of these are making noise for me..

>>35768
yeah true

>>35777
integrated development environments are quite good

>>35782
wait, who are you?

>>35785
exactly

wait..

boojer is a cognitohazard

makes you stop thinking

>>35793
people experience you and their brains break

it's a powerful nature

i've been thinking about writing an scp myself for ages, but i don't quite know how to make the idea work yet. the idea is that the scp behaves in a way that is statistically impossible to separate from random chance, scientifically speaking. so however you will test it, it will look like it's doing things, but less often than whatever threshold you set for significance.

>>35798
yeah ! he wrote the story that became a couple films

>>35797
this is a cool idea. anti-scientific anti-measurement scp that can't be technically proven to exist or be anomalous
question is, how do u even know it's there.... it's like an antimeme but understood somehow

yeah i agree that yeah i agree it's like it's constantly on the threshold of noise and signal

the angle i'm going for is the horror aspect. it's doing *something* bad, some people think, but that can't be proven, and so the massive organization decides to do nothing about it as all of the people who work on it are slowly forced to give up or have something happen to them. not enough to make it seem significant or related, of course.

sort of a metaphor for some medical treatments and how people weaponize evidence-based medicine to avoid treating them.

>>35807
how do the people who know about it, know about it?

>>35808
they were sent to investigate it. idk how it was discovered in the first place yet. it's all anecdotes, basically.

a rumor here or there, or some third party on the internet claiming something, or spikes in health data that might just be noise but coincide with certain lab events, and so on

admittedly, i haven't done the hard work yet haha

so i am short on the details

>>35815
it seems like a rly cool idea anon, i think you should give it a go with writing even if it goes nowhere.... writing is fun for its own sake

haha thanks

i might

i once tried to write a short story about an island populated only by goblins but i feature-creeped it too much and got too eldritch horror to keep up with anything and stopped

i used to write, but only things i can't admit to writing....

shhh

>>35824
this is valid writing also

>>35822
#fix more certain

>>35823
that's neat. i like goblins. what was the narrative like?

>>35829
people sent to the goblin island for diplomatic purposes, very high-status to be chosen, goblins do goblin things, something something sacrificed at the bottom of the earth for the blood god who recycles their parts to make more goblins (invasive alien kind of deal)

the goblins speak in all lowercase and use l33tspeak occasionally and say tbh out loud

>>35830
i like twists like that. d&d was at its best when it had the hidden sci fi aspect to it. like with the space squids from the end of time and the limited ammo ray guns in an early model.

>>35833
me

>>35835
ray gun dnd would be so sick

>>35836
yes

>>35838
remember what they took from you

>>35842
the dungeon has fallen

#waaagh

#yeah

i want to play something with worms at some point

>>35848
real #this

or uhh libs i guess lol

no we're still worms

libras

shrimps

libshrimps

libshrimp.audio

>>35854
yeah the crazy metagaming is whacky but if it's not taken too seriously then i think it can be chill

just requires synced schedules which is the true boss of all dnd sessions

>>35858
buying this domain now and redirecting it to the cia

i had a silly idea for a dnd one shot that goes silly places but never got to run it... never ran anything but it's neato to think abt

zwag ok you all figure out schedules

my schedule is NOWWWW

WE RIDE

>>35873
you find urself on a small rowboat approaching a large yacht in the middle of the atlantic ocean

it's what they call school in finland

>>35875
i row
#d20 (13)

>>35879
you row super good.
>>35881
yeah and it's going super fast due to anon's great rowing ability

i tell shrimp to row and stop talking to the invisible man in the sky or the invisible woman idk sorry

>>35883
one of your oars falls overboard and you can't row properly. you are very useful for turning though

i defend shrimp
#d20 (1)

>>35885
you attack shrimp successfully
>>35887
failed rip
>>35889
shit ok nvm, booker misses and almost falls off the boat

omg

i roll for initiative

booker roll dex save to avoid falling off
#d20 (3)

#d20 (19)

>>35893
you're so initialised

>>35895
i try to start a small business and pitch it to y combinator
#d20 (6)

>>35894
you bully yourself so bad you cry

>>35896
they love it and give you 20 million startup funding but you burn it all on weed and they don't like your SAAS webpage cause it doesn't feel juicy enough

noooooooooooooo

we stopped rowing

i think we're screwed

>>35902
coulda gone farther if you had two oars but anon's great skills are bringin you real close. you can hear people on board

>>35906
you help get everyone most of the way there too, you arrive at the yacht

an old guy greets you and tells you to check out the rats in his basement
>>35912
did you lose them or are you just not wearing any

i greet the guy and apologize for shrimp not wearing pants

>>35909
you pants yourself

>>35914
good thinking

>>35913
the old guy is cool with it. he's happy to have more people on board the boat and offers you all a rink in his old tavern thing on the rear of the boat. the bar is called the poop deck

i try to sense danger
#d20 (20)

>>35918
there is a LOT of danger coming from a short door behind the bar

i tell shrimp and delegate all responsibilities to her while i do the laundry irl

i believe in you

>>35920
your laundry gets done sooooo good. don't have to even roll for it i know it's gonna be good

>>35924
that hits, roll damage

fuck ouchie >>35923 you take 8 points of damage but a curious feeling quickly follows you and you have healed right back up to full. barman tells you to knock it off cause there's special magic on the boat to prevent fights getting dangerous

it does hurt thoguh

>>35931
>>35932
you lightly graze eachother and both fall down

>>35935
you grin but it does look like a pout from far away. barman asks what's wrong :(

>>35934
yeah it'd be super whacky tbh, would be cool to try it

>>35938
he does not accept it. says he's a pacifist on this boat and doesn't want to cause harm to anyone

>>35942
why does it flash for dubs...

based and checked
>>35942
#check

>>35951
i suppose it would be difficult to like, keep track of what happens when... linear time and voices happening at once, posts in order and typing all at once.... i think it could work p good, would just be slower than talking

hmmmmm yeah i suppose the livetyping aspect could come into play by like, your action only "happens" when you actually post the post. otherwise it's just fake news

idk it's novel it's fun it's cool i like it

>>35958
me looking at something fun that i like

>>35960
i like this aspect a lot. it gets very chaotic when many people are speaking and need to repeat themselves

also, some of us do not have a voice and so can communicate solely through typing...........

>>35962
i like this also

i like speaking for some things like voices and character accents but it gets whacky fast