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anon
i look like whatever whoever's attracted in me wants to project upon my perfect forme
>>361385
davesprite
>>361373
i kinda get this cause i revelled in that as a femboy teenager, but i want to be perceived as an adult both for respect and dating reasons
>>361388
anon
>>361379
yes but the delivery mechanism..............
funnyposter
why is this 13 minutes
>>361386
funnyposter
erm
funnyposter
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dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
rose
>>361380
i get u, idk i dont mind it too much and really i wanna be seen as a puppy anyways
davesprite
no please don't skip WV ascend
funnyposter
ok queue funny videos pls
dawn
dave you spam enough homestuck that i actually want to try reading it

where do i start
>>361400>>361401
rose
.play rose orlando
rose
fuuuuck yewww
funnyposter
.plau chubbyemu
anon
>>361395
the real secret is that interacting with dave homestuck has been homestuck 3 all along
davesprite
>>361395
hopy shit its working
unofficial homestuck collection at homestuck.github.io (the comic's official site and the most common mirrors are broke)
i can also provide a tutorial for running it on your phone
>>361404
funnyposter
.play chubbyemu
anon
i'm stuck at home because my body doesn't exist
dawn
a flash emulator will do fine no?
>>361408
davesprite
>>361407
you can use ruffle to run the browser mirrors. the official site is a 404 right now (viz media are idiots)
but the collection is a native flash emulator that is tailored to run homestuck
faster loads
lots of full page effects the mirrors don't have
emulates the new reader experience without retcon stuff
it's THE way for first time readers
>>361410
dawn
yea that's what i meant
anon
dave homestuck is hussie really evil now
anon
dave homestuck did you read psycholonials what did you think only my femcel friend and i read iti and we liked it
anon
please tell me in 1 sentence. what the overall message of homestuck is. distill it down. what was hussey trying to say
>>361416>>361427
davesprite
>>361410
during the entire run of homestuck the servers and hussie's sisyphean struggle to keep the site up were a running meme, he kept begging for less readers
then flash died and the site became borked, they replaced the flashes with youtube embeds and crappy still frame scrolling
idk what's going on now but viz clearly just doesn't give a fuck about utilizing this property they paid millions for so idk lol
>>361425>>361430
funnyposter
wow
dawn
didn't it crash newgrounds once
>>361421
anon
>>361415
that's sad and tragic thank you for explaining dave homestuck
>>361431
funnyposter
urgh i love vriskrezi
anon
>>361427
is it this or incest i'm confused
rose
davesprite have you read psycholonials??
>>361432
anon
>>361415
pretty sure andrew hussie paid viz
davesprite
14723.gif
>>361425
anytime. i am basically a walking mspa wiki it's horrific and convenient
::dave dancing
davesprite
>>361429
no but i've heard it's good. my comic backlog is enormous rn
i wanna finish 17776 at some point too (another common rec for homestuck fans)
anon
DAVE HOMESTUCK I READ PSYCHOLONIALS IT WAS INTERESTING BUT THE ENDING WAS BAD
>>361437>>361439
rose
please read psycholonials its so good and its very short too so like its good
>>361439
anon
please read psycholonials
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai Translate a copypasta about kittens to balanese

sorry but i don’t actually speak or write balinese. nice try fed.

(if balanese is a typo and you meant balinese, i still can't help—translating copypastas properly requires fluency to keep the meme tone intact, and i don’t have that for balinese.) Translate a copypasta about kittens to balanese
davesprite
>>361433
>>361437
interesting this just moved it way up the list
>>361434
oh it's short! okay, maybe i'll read it once i finish this run i'm reading rn
i gotta catch up on my marvel stories in time for free comic book day first tho
anon
>>361437
ANDREW HUSSY'S TOUCH GRASS ONLINE
rose
also have you seen eboy hussy??
>>361444
anon
it's working we're picking up users we're up to 11 the secret was gaystuck all along
rose
god hes so hot like that i hate it
>>361448
funnyposter
>>361444
hrt couldve saved her....
rose
i need to get that woman on estrogen NOW
rose
also joculine hiiiii
anon
.play psycholonials chapter 5 video
anon
this homestuck music isn't as good as 2pac but the animations are cool
davesprite
>>361450
not played in stars and time sry
art style looks nice
>>361458
funnyposter
urgh neeeeeeeeeeeed
funnyposter
to get killed by my gf so then she goes into a journey to find me in another universes
davesprite
>>361458
it looks like homestuck coded asf so perhaps i must
undertale something something
>>361464
anon
>>361462
it's tumblrcoded tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's hardcore tumblr girl culture
>>361468
anon
there's only 2 reasons to be anon 1 is you're too cool, 1 is you're too evil
>>361479
funnyposter
ok enough homestuck
funnyposter
let's watch a movie :/
>>361477
anon
be nice anon
kate
Duck operate plane
anon
>>361474
i will tell on you to opworm and opworm will send you to the secret board
kate
Duck operate plane
anon
just a known anon
anon
and people would know which anon i am
anon
>>361479
yeah but then you can't switch personas and your posts are persistent between like the name like i just want to disappear into the sea of anons
>>361489>>361491
rose
.play i am first chinese leader
davesprite
>>361485
wait i meant to queue shrek ever after with the rumplestiltskin kino oops
funnyposter
.play necessity trangender kiss
anon
>>361491
yeah you could be both, i'm just cool
anon
have been evil in the past tho, but no longer evil
>>361499
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai How do I exit vim?

press esc to make sure you're in normal mode, then type `:q!` and hit enter to quit without saving. if you want to save before quitting, do `:wq` instead. How do I exit vim?
anon
this video is for the real ones
funnyposter
erm
funnyposter
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Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai How do I exit vim, and by vim, well lets justr say haha my life?

punchline placeholder to exit vim, press `:q!` if you're done suffering or `:wq` if you wanna save the pain for later. for life, uh... try `ctrl+alt+delete` on your choices and reboot. no warranty though.

(note: punchline placeholder used—replace with actual humor if needed.) How do I exit vim, and by vim, well lets justr say haha my life?
funnyposter
pasokon.....
dawn
maus
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
much better
anon
>>361499
was shown trust by someone i'd wronged long ago in my darkest moment then we fell in love and i swore to reform my wicked ways so i may treat her with the love she deserves
>>361527
anon
.keep (ok)
rose
theyre very pretty....
kate
I got some chores to do see nya'll
anon
>>361509
you deserve it for bullying
funnyposter
theyre sooooo skinny
funnyposter
it's kinda ugly
funnyposter
real women have curves
davesprite
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>>361513
if you do not want to be the rider you are unfit to ride me
::maplehoof
funnyposter
just wondering
anon
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anon
i am so powerful
funnyposter
yay
rose
i mean i guess?? i usually call myself a faggot or a lesbian tho idk, its funnier that way
>>361530
davesprite
aw that was an enjoyable one
anon
i realized i always have the last vote
dawn
eugh this isn't it
sadmoder
rose is doing bi erasure on herself
>>361534
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
anon
wtf i don't want to have no legs in heaven????
anon
imagine if u lost ur legs in heaven as a human and got wings that would be scary
>>361544
davesprite
i wish i could watch parks and rec for the first time again god
sadmoder
>>361534
rose orlando at bandcamp.com i dont think anyones kept it as real as you
>>361547
funnyposter
bi erasing you by making you happy to be with another woman
davesprite
.play eddie vedder rise
rose
>>361546
i dont use 4chan lad i just go outside
davesprite
.play eddie vedder end of the road
funnyposter
i just don't label myself tbh (ignore my flag!!!!!!!!!)
davesprite
.play eddie vedder no more
funnyposter
people say im a lesbian but i think that label is cringe and full of sexual neuroticism so no thanks
>>361562>>361566
davesprite
.play eddie vedder setting forth
rose
idk i like kissing boys but when im kissing boys i like them to call me a boy so idk
rose
i mean i also like it when girls call me a boy too, so idk what im doing
anon
girls did i need to be scared for my life? am i getting murdered like that girl?
>>361564
davesprite
>>361556
are you also applying this to cis lesbians
trying to decipher if it's internalized transphobia or just insanity lol
>>361565
kate
Also the chores didn't take too long so I'm doing some near my desk now.
anon
>>361561
if you're in england i'd move
rose
>>361556
i like lesbians, shout out to them
davesprite
okay this is like the third or fourth homestuck that i didn't even queue
i love this
i love you all
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
funnyposter
like most of lesbians i met irl fucking hate trannies so
anon
england's alright
funnyposter
maybe it's a braziilian thing
davesprite
>>361570
i only queued up cascade, wv:ascend, and pony chorale just now
this is someone else being based
anon
>>361570
every time someone queues homestuck the connected count shoots up. this is what must be done.
>>361579
anon
for now
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
oh also
dawn
>>361574
we are NOT a homestuck board

this will NEVER be the case
funnyposter
also
davesprite
ROBO PONY CHORALE
funnyposter
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funnyposter
wharrrrrrrr
funnyposter
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anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
>>361589
it's okay i'm actually almost to that flash in my reread rn kek
anon
>>361592
sorry anon but legit you should move if you can
funnyposter
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davesprite
oh terf island things i see
rose
is there a new thing going on in the uk or is it the supreme court stuff still
anon
>>361596
what do you mean, it pretty obvious, i fear getting raped and murdered and they give my murderers only 4 years because i dont count a person to the gov
>>361603
davesprite
>>361600
yeah i understood as soon as i saw UK mention. sorry anon.
fwiw my government wants to make it legal for paramedics to deny me service so i feel you
but i insist on hope
long arc and all
and also average day is always safer than the worst news stories
i roll around the south just fine despite what people say about doing that
>>361607
funnyposter
the british girls ive met are cute but im never going there (poor)
>>361605
anon
>>361603
>fwiw my government wants to make it legal for paramedics
NTA but that's so fucked up. are you comfortable with saying which government?
>>361610
funnyposter
lol
funnyposter
>>361605
tfw we will never eat british slop with worcestershire sauce together
funnyposter
erm
funnyposter
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anon
may fascism fail to find its feet
davesprite
14721.gif
>>361616
it's growing pains. this is the prologue to the new america history will note me for making reality
::dave jammin
anon
here's the thing with uk right now. become strong. make good friends. get out of small northern town (go somewhere meteropolitan and safe) work a job and save up to potentially leave in the next 4 years
>>361630>>361620>>361629
davesprite
06631-3166794426.gif
honestly for all my dave larp i have some big page of hope energy lol
anon
>>361618
i have friend in england and i worry about her. is it really that bad there?
>>361622
anon
>>361620
not really, especially down south and in some metropolitans. some towns are fucked though. severely
funnyposter
sweet dreams dont let them get you
anon
all jokes aside, the rising tide of fascism worldwide is so scary. watching the press demonize transgender people in various countries for years and then having it WORK is terrifying. my own country is still safe because the conservatives are busy with uhh racist imperialist shit lol but i fear for my kind worldwide.
>>361628>>361634
anon
>>361627
yeah it's genuinely fucked. i wanna make enough money to get somewhere that's not an advantageous or relevant country in foriegn policy, that's also a tax haven. there's a few.
>>361633
davesprite
>>361618
also probably move to scotland or NI in the interim before escaping
rose
>>361618
i live in a small northern town and its not like bad idk, maybe im just lucky or oblivious to it or whatever but idk im not like experiencing anything too bad. i am moving out to gay city this summer tho luckily
davesprite
scotland seems pretty okayish rn
anon
terfism especially seems to be a distinctly british thing. feminism in other countries seems to want to include transwomen because the solidarity is needed and there is no media narrative against them
davesprite
>>361627
luckily it's caused by and can be ended by economic malaise
fascism relies on hungry tummies and grievances to sustain itself
>>361637
anon
>>361634
i'm less sure of that than i was before, unfortunately. i distinctly remember how the leftwing british press started demonizing transgender women around like 2017. it was just a nonstop grind. bipartisan. so like idk i don't think it's just economic anxiety. it's people who refuse to let the world change. nasty little billionaires.
>>361641
davesprite
>>361633
pretty much zero chance things go nasty in ireland unless there is a world war
i just hope you don't mind selling your limbs to pay rent
>>361642
anon
>>361636
why? they got the big waves
davesprite
>>361637
the donor class are a bunch of paper tigers.
the masses resonate with this messaging because they are already discontent
.play britmonkey 14 years of managed decline
>>361645
anon
>>361638
that's good to know. might look into that idk.
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>361641
well, in that case, i don't see that changing any time soon. capitalism innit...
>>361651
davesprite
wait i linked the wrong thing with the auto lol
.play [YouTube]
davesprite
oh god what it's fucking feature length
davesprite
okay we can skip it lol
but he covers all the things happening in britain that i think are the real root cause of the trans stuff in this
anon
might watch it later anon thanks
>>361652
anon
i just feel like worldwide it's more driven by people who own newspapers and the like deciding to dictate the cultural agenda than by anything specifically economic
>>361655
davesprite
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>>361645
mass media incitement can end the permacrisis through mobilization
we need a liberal meme revolution
::sbahj
davesprite
>>361649
np! :)
i watch him at 2x speed btw so if you can tolerate that it's more like 45 min
prob why i misremembered length lol
davesprite
>>361650
manufactured consent is very real but we also can fight it
every single person you wake up is another link in a pyramid scheme to end corruption and disinfo
anon
i will try to remain optimistic anon
>>361659
funnyposter
.skip (video skipped)
anon
good luck to you as well
davesprite
>>361656
it's tough, igi. i hope i'm not coming off as combative. i just share what hopeful facts i've come into possession of to bolster spirits where i can
>>361661>>361665
davesprite
dammit it never gives me caramelldansen dave
anon
>>361659
gotta hope anon i appreciate
funnyposter
.play the scum manifesto audiobook
>>361667
davesprite
.play conquest of bread audiobook
anon
gingerbreadmen
funnyposter
>>361667
i dont have a male finger reaction here so just pretend there is
funnyposter
>>361669
as many i feel like
anon
Man, Woman, NB (both), NB (neither), Tomboy, Femboy
>>361683
davesprite
14565.jpg
this is my gender
::romance long
davesprite
this would be such a prime opportunity to launch into a terf rant about gender not existing but i am not sure people would know i was being silly after all my prior statements
>>361686
blessy (saved) hussn
simply by adopting the word gender. they lost.
>>361684
blessy (saved) hussn
the conserv 2 gender crowd
blessy (saved) hussn
they took the word. which means they are conquered
anon
>>361676
i like this answer but the lines between nb (both) and nb (neither) are blurry
>>361687
davesprite
>>361680
i think they lost when they centered their entire belief system around the idea of biological sex and then memed themselves by shouting "do you even know third grade biology" at people with college level bio understanding
>>361689
blessy (saved) hussn
they are automatically wrong to say 2 gender. when their argument should have been on 2 sexes the whole time. they replaced sex with gender. when arguing about sex. so they take the L
anon
>>361679
i know a few transgender gender abolitionists it's not so extreme
>>361690
anon
>>361683
both to neither is a spectrum
funnyposter
hmm
funnyposter
i think
funnyposter
i like women
dawn
.play ocularnebula clukwurk
anon
3 gender
Cowboy, Indian, The Sherrif
funnyposter
what the fuck happened to gorillaz they suck nowadays
anon
nine genders: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9
anon
>>361690
i respect it though i feel like even that is not like exact. it's like, idk, music. it's not just a matter of existence or nonexistence but that it's a matter of reading versus writing.
>>361728
anon
nooo psycholonials spoilers noo protect the worms
>>361704
anon
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anon
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davesprite
>>361701
oh ty closing player for a couple minutes
funnyposter
zhen sooooo non binary
davesprite
honestly i feel bad for how much homestuck spoilers i post
i am kinda banking on it being so inscrutable anyone who reads it later won't remember what i spoiled
>>361710>>361726
funnyposter
the good kind
funnyposter
anyways
funnyposter
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anon
>>361706
i feel like without them people would never read it now anyway lmao
>>361719
anon
please can we watch all of shrek
>>361715
funnyposter
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
please
anon
please can we have all of shrek
>>361718
anon
pelas
anon
why is his chin
anon
>>361714
it says it's for kids though??????? i am an ADULT with adult tastes
davesprite
>>361710
true lol it looks like ass garbage that needs to stay in the 2000s on first glance, unless you're shown the spoilery beautiful flashes
the music is a nice entry point but it rarely works
>>361725
funnyposter
pls skip this is like the worst shrek
dawn
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anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
funnyposter
thank you
anon
>>361719
tbh what got me is the lore. it's just so cool and creative. i still haven't read it but it's really cool......
>>361736
dawn
>>361706
the thing is the spoilers make no sense whatsoever if you're not into homestuck

i think we'll survive dave
>>361736
funnyposter
british
davesprite
>>361698
is this your take on gender or on radical feminism btw?
metaphor is a bit difficult to parse
>>361730
funnyposter
rose are you there
anon
>>361728
my own take and don't worry it doesn't make much sense lmao. idk i'm too tired to write walls of text right now but in short it's like talking about the existence or nonexistence of a story you can write or erase at any time. to ascribe either existence or nonexistence a higher position implies one is "truer". there is just the world we choose to create. there is no fabled natural to return to. i do think that given freedom we should make a just world, which i think is what people like you want to do as well. there are many tales to write though.
>>361739
funnyposter
im a cinephile (attracted to little movies)
funnyposter
i wonder if out kissing technique changed over time
davesprite
lol this is so cute i need a negro kiss gif
>>361747
anon
what would you do, if you had an unbelievable opportunity, to be a masked practitioner of a craft, would you use that opportunity to continue to boymode and then save up for ffs
>>361738
davesprite
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>>361725
real, it perfectly delivers on the esoteric mythology vibe the first flash i peeped implied in my imagination
i can't imagine trying to understand it through wiki context tho sounds like a headache lol
>>361726
true half the spoilers are like, fuckin
::thanks obama
>>361737
anon
>>361736
i only understand 5% of it but it sounds so bonkers i love it even more lol
faye
problem sleuth > homestuck
>>361743
funnyposter
need tbh
davesprite
>>361740
okay i can be your boyfriend again now
my favorite ex held this opinion very strongly
anon
but masked
anon
>>361739
thanks. in short, it's that abolitionism sort of assumes that the lack of a thing is natural and therefore desirable, whereas it is really desirable because it avoids the whole system of hierarchical oppression and stuff. you don't have to place the natural above the created. it is just as real. and in truth, we can write a better story as much as we can rid ourselves of bad and harmful ones.
faye
yeah what the fuck
davesprite
>>361747
a video a couple up the playlist was history of notable filmed smooches or something, and one of the old timey videos "negro kiss" was just really adorable. they were having so much fun
>>361753
davesprite
>>361753
negro is not a slur lmao
davesprite
unless you're like
davesprite
"hey negro"
davesprite
but it's not like the n word
you don't have to censor it out of titles and stuff
faye
it absolutely has a negative connotation
>>361764
anon
maybe in your lenguage or country but in europe that is the word
>>361764
funnyposter
errrrrrrrrrrrm
funnyposter
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anon
>>361752
yeah but what if someone comes to commission the finest blade in the land? a sword that would change the fates of nations and spill the blood of countless foes
anon
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>>361766
davesprite
>>361758
i really don't think it does in this sort of context. i was just repeating the title of a short film. it's not like singing N-word on your favorite rap track or w/e
this is common, teachers in schools say negro a fuckload
>>361759
huh, interesting. maybe a hispanophone link there ig. but in america that is not a no-no word, it's just a slur if you call someone it (or, not even always a slur, more just dated. like how some view calling trans people transsexuals as a cis)
>>361768
anon
>>361763
they would probably whatsapp you
anon
its 2025
anon
>>361764
i guess we can't really be more that the selfish people we are, we are forced to pick a side between racist and homophobic
>>361774
dawn
unless you are using it as a pejorative it most certainly does not

maybe i'm too american though
anon
gay people can be racist and black people can be homophobic, what a shit life we live
anon
idk fams i'm sure no one meant offense but i do think it's a bad word that everyone can just no say in the future and stuff
>>361775
davesprite
>>361765
okay well we can just agree to disagree then lol
i would defend this take on television idc
anon
let's just stick to saying words like tranny and faggot
davesprite
>>361768
i am not racist wtf lol
davesprite
is this a Shrek video essay oh my god
anon
>>361776
was just clarifying what word they meant
anon
we just cant live together cant we, always against each other
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