>>380632
dunno what you replying to

ok who cares, as i was saying. terry we cant flirt anymore. i have are real they/bf/gf. its over for us terry

why what have i done?

why was i clowned

CPUs are insane how are they real

who's bunny

https://www.rabbitu.de/ i think its this

.stay

nooo

i don't want to skip the 5h vid

i specifically want it to stay

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Happy Walpurgis night everyone!

bonfire night

there's nothing good on twitter

humans aren't meant to consume the amount of information we recieve on the daily

I'm back on matrix

hey amy!

nope, completely sober here

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>>380784
they dont know

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do you think pokemon universe has a special name for all the pokemon meats like we say pork instead of pig, beef instead of cow etc

>>380833
do you think they subjugated them with pokemon

What starter do you think robespierre picked

>>380839
thats a good question innit

Are the gens time locked or just location locked

im not enough up on pokeman lore to know what would be native to france

>>380845
like the french revolution was a long as time ago idk if they had the fancy modern gen 13 or whatever gen were on now

Like do they have rotom before electronics you know

how does that shit work

do they have clefkey before the invention of keys or vanallin before the invention of freezers and ice cream

>1996
wait so pokemon world has jesus

son of arceus

Do you think the romans crucified pokemon jesus

what pokemon did jesus use do you think

do you think the romans used war donphans once they came into contact w india

>>380862
ok but like the invention of keys and locks had to come from klefki right

Do you think the earliest metalworking civilizations killed onxy for their steel ???? like imagine trying to set up fornaces and shit or instead just evolve literally one pokemon

>>380882
yeah thats what i mean sorry

>option 1: mine tiny scraps of this weird rock you have to pay very careful attention to and you have to chance upon putting it in an ultra hot fire to even get a bit of slag and then deduce that if you spent a million days of labor to get a shit ton maybe you could make a useful blade from these tiny tiny iron prills in the slag
>option 2: kill steelix

>>380889
our ancestors killed mammoths and giant hyenas and sber tooth tigers and shit with sticks and vaguely pointy rocks i think ppl would find a way

>>380878
I imagine a more symbiotic initial relationship where they domesticated them instead and used them for labor

>>380893
but all domestication starts with hunting them for meat

Even dogs, the first domestic dogs have buchery marks

>>380894
not necessarily

>>380897
like what?

we're doing hypotheticals in an alternate universe with pokemon...

but its not THAT alternate it has jesus and the french

Like why would you ever process resources conventionally if most animals do it for you with a tiny modicum of effort

they generate electricity with electric pokemon if i remember correctly

Youd have to have a huge industrial factory to beat the efficiency of just melting one steelix or taking the gem off of a sableeye or whatever

no clue, i'm not a pokemon nerd. jkust remember bits and pieces from watching the show as a kid

do you think pokemon jesus was crucified with nails made from a steelix

>>380913
do you think they equipped their armies with falinks ... bones?

idk are the helmets and shields part of their bones or do they pick them up somewhere else

today i learned of spartan kill squad pokemon

Do you think humans interbred with machamps...... we did it plenty with other homo species

okay thats the dog sex one, right? thay one doesnt even make sense

also how the fuck does genetics work in pokemon if like 3/4 of all "species" are viable with each other

>>380925
like fungus

>>380926
male gardevoir

>>380927
does that imply a much closer common ancestor like an invertebrate can breed with a vertebrate that means they split off less than a few million years ago

>>380929
male gardevoir

>>380930
perhaps just not as strict genetic preservation systems or a very different method to "verify" the genetic code if they even have DNA

i think they do have dna in canon because like deoxys and mewtwo mention DNA

deoxys is a DNA pokemon isnt it

I'm surprised this video isn't restricted on YT

wait it mentioned alien DNA? so panspermia confirmed in pomemans?

ARE HUMANS A POKEMON

BUT RHEY HAVE DNA AND CAN BREED WITH POKEMON APPARENTLY HOW DOES THAT WORK

THEY ARE POKEMIN

POKEMANS

i mean i think that the super viable dna implies that the physical constraints on life are a ton less exacting in pokemon universe

if basically every pairing is viable that also inherently implies basically every underwater vent or whatever that makes amino acids is also GOING to produce life, when not if

it's a very informative video

>>380970
oh thats the ultra beasts right

nihilism and buzzkill and whatever their names are

.skip (video skipped)

wait wait wait so porygon can breed too = humans have the ability to make synthetic DNA and make viable life from it. and theyve only done it ONCE?

:c

We have like 1/100th of that ability and people have tried to do it like 2000 times

.play no heaven by champion

did pokemon wwii happen...

>>380983
so manny coffings

If theres pokemon jesus there's necessarily pokemon moses and pokemon persecution of pokemon judaeism

pokemon holocaust

wait are there non-pokemon organisms

theres non-pokemon plants what about like. fungus

because there are pokemon fungus of course

But does that mean EVERY FUNGUS IS A POKEMON

There's leavened bread, does that mean theyre killing 10 billion yeastmons every loaf ??

>>380993
rights for the non-pokemon fungus
i advocate for a re-classification

>>380993
wait but but
but that means that a pokemon interbred viably with an inanimate fungus to make the pokemon fungi

fungi have cells more similar to animals any way and like 5k sexes

>>380998
they're more similar but theyre not THAT similar

you're closer to a sea sponge than any fungus, miles closer

>>380998
also only a few funguses do thag but yeah that thing is really cool

what about the plant pokemons too does that means that pokemon x literal inanimate plant sex is viable??

because otherwise how does that happen they already diverged from each other like 3.2 billion years ago

so many questions

>>381002
DJ Blyat man or the one before?

>>381009
geo-guess time

I belive in myself

there's a barcode and number visible, i could try and find the retailer

so america then

i'm sorry, I'm just fucked in the head like that

you all have pretty decent music taste

2372

.play as you sleep by psyclone nine