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spirit of the holidays
::uni rot90
spirit of the holidays
ok so spin is just a quality of the gif itself
anon
yes
spirit of the holidays
>>38007
be careful beary....
spirit of the holidays
#set snowsize 50
spirit of the holidays
#set snowsizdme 5
spirit of the holidays
awawa
nonners
.play aphex twin inthesky
spirit of the holidays
#set snowcolor1 white
anon
looks cool
spirit of the holidays
#set snowcolor2 lime
spirit of the holidays
idk if it's just broken on my end but it's like updating the colours after a delay, so they look white + blue for me... sp00ky
spirit of the holidays
#set
spirit of the holidays
#set snow yes
spirit of the holidays
ok that updated it
anon## admin
is it green or no
anon## admin
uhhhh
spirit of the holidays
it's now red + green 4me
anon## admin
that's...not right
anon## admin
try refreshing
spirit of the holidays
i did.... i might be in the evilzone...
anon## admin
so you refreshed and what colors do you see
nonners
.play aphex twin goon gumpas
anon## admin
>>38030
wtf. so you refreshed and you still see that?
anon## admin
#set snowcolor1 yellow
>>38038
ghost of christmas present
yup, tried a hard refresh
anon## admin
#set snowcolor2 yellow
anon## admin
what do you see now
ghost of christmas present
>>38039
it's a vpn spoofer called DNS55 or smth that blocks ads on da whole phone by routing traffic thru an adblocker via vpn...... i'm not evil!!!!!
nonners
>>38039
#editai change that with thats, dont mess it up
nonners
dumbass
nonners
.play clark night knuckles
ghost of christmas present
#set snowcolor1 white
ghost of christmas present
piss orbs
ghost of christmas present
#set snowsize 5
ghost of christmas present
awawa now they're white + lime again
ghost of christmas present
maybe the size thing is using old data when refreshing.... mystery...
ghost of christmas present
#set snow
ghost of christmas present
and now they're tiny white + yellow again
ghost of christmas present
how frightful
nonners
.play all i want for christmas
>>38053
nonners
.skip
nonners
.skip
anon
#set snowcolor2 blue
anon
#set snowsize 15
anon
siri google boobs
nonners
no dont google boobs
anon## admin
>>38038
ok it's very broken then
anon## admin
let me try this
anon## admin
#cleartheme
anon## admin
#set snowcolor1 orange
anon## admin
#set snowcolor2 orange
anon## admin
#set snowsize 25
anon## admin
what do you see now
anon
like stock footage nightime candles vfx
>>38076
anon
you know what i mean
anon
#set snowcolor1 red
anon
>>38072
this makes it red/orange 4 me lole
anon
it's like delayed or desynced or smth
anon
ff on mobile
anon## admin
>>38069
wait so was it orange-orange the first time
anon
it was orange/orange and then >>38072 red/orange
anon## admin
very bizarre
anon
it's a bizarre world out there...
anon## admin
let's try again
anon## admin
#cleartheme
anon## admin
#set snowsize 30
anon## admin
#set snowcolor1 green
anon## admin
what do you see right now
anon
big green/white, normal
anon## admin
ok
anon## admin
#set snowcolor2 red
anon## admin
and now what
anon
yup as expected
anon## admin
#set snowcolor2 green
anon## admin
and now what
anon
nothing changed :o
anon## admin
that's so weird, there must be some weird mobile firefox style cascading....thing.....going on...???........
>>38096
anon
and i can't even check the devtools to see...... sad!!!
anon
what a fun and festive graphical glitch
nonners
>>38093
ill let the team know about the issue and will get back to u shortly
the team
hi we came as fast as we could
>>38100
the team
what if i
nonners
>>38097
whats with the colors?
anon## admin
let me try this
anon## admin
#set snowcolor2 blue
anon## admin
what do you see now
nonners
i see green
the team
all green baby
anon## admin
you both do???
the team
it's spreading
anon## admin
you're both on mobile firefox?
nonners
yea
nonners
im
anon## admin
i will try something...
anon## admin
>>38113
this should work, and it does work correctly in chrome and i assume desktop firefox
anon## admin
i'll check firefox...
the team
best of luck anon hashtag admin
anon## admin
......it's broken in desktop firefox too
anon## admin
ugh
the team
hehehe
the team
firefox no likey multiple defines for the same css variable?
anon## admin
image.png
nope it seems it's a more fundamental bug, it's simply not adding the new styles for unknown reasosn
>>38128
anon## admin
this is why i wish everyone just used chrome.................we've run into so many bugs with firefox
the team
ooooooooh
the team
i will never give up my hotfox... sorry admin....
anon## admin
i will only switch to firefox in a year once my chrome ublock origin bypass expires
the team
lol yeah i think a lotra ppl will leave then too
anon## admin
they have a little bypass that'll work for a year i think
anon## admin
>>38128
this is just the way things work for various reasons
>>38130
the team
>>38129
musn't question the process...
anon## admin
oh wait i see the issue
anon## admin
it's the ordering of the styles
anon## admin
in chrome they're in order of post ID, as the code stipulates...in firefox they're some bizarre order
the team
ordering never seems to be consistent between ff and chrome for a bunch of stuff
the team
ff orders its object attributes my insertion order but chrome does it alphabetically i think
>>38137
the team
it's a weird little world
anon## admin
>>38135
i think that's not what's happening, we have a style sort function that must for some reason be returning different results
anon## admin
ohhh i think i see what might be happening
anon
#set snowsize 255
anon
#set snowsize 2555
anon
#set snowsize 2
anon
#set snowsize 25
nonners
#set snowcolor red
anon
#set snowcolor1 red
anon
#set snowcolor2 purple
the team
#set snowcolor1 white
anon## admin
don't test it yet, need to make another fix
the team
oopsie
anon## admin
#cleartheme
anon
#set snowcolor1 red
anon## admin
#set snowcolor2 green
anon## admin
#set snowsize 25
anon## admin
#set snowcolor1 orange
anon## admin
it should be fixed now
nonners
it is
anon## admin
nice
anon## admin
yeah i had a bug and i guess it was like undefined behavior that differed between browsers or who knows
shrimp
#set snowcolor yellow
anon## admin
you have to use set
shrimp
#set snowcolor1 yellow
shrimp
dont eat it
anon## admin
#set snowglow red
anon## admin
#set snowglow blue
anon## admin
#set snowglow yellow
anon
#set snowglow red
anon
#set snowglow black
anon
#set snowglow orange
anon
#set snowcolor1 purple
anon
#set snowcolor2 orange
anon
#set snowcolor1 orange
anon## admin
#set snowflakes 10
shrimp
vapourwave
anon
#set snowcolor2 purple
anon## admin
#set snowflakes 5
anon## admin
oh i think for snowflakes you have to refresh to see the difference
anon## admin
#set snowflakes 30
shrimp
#set snowflakes 100000
>>38179
anon
>>38177
it caps it at like 35
anon## admin
and on mobile, 10, to improve performance
>>38223
shrimp
it should be at least 100...
>>38183
anon
#set snowcolor1 blue
anon
#set snowcolor2 green
anon
#set snowglow blue
the team
sniwglow
shrimp
#set snowflakes 1
the team
#set snow yeasplease
shrimp
#set snowflakes 2
shrimp
#set snowflakes 35
anon
#set snowglow #FFFAFA
shrimp
fafa
anon## admin
#set snowcolor1 #000000
anon
#set snowcolo1 #FFFAFA
anon
#set snowcolor1 #FFFAFA
shrimp
#set snowcolor1 red
shrimp
#set snowcolor2 red
shrimp
#set snowglow red
anon
#set snowglow seashell
anon
#set snowcolor1 black
anon
#set snowcolor2 darkseagreen
the team
ominous radioactive snow
anon## admin
#libpol
shrimp
#welcome
recima
y'know, i was actually just thinking about #snow earlier, and was wondering if we'd get it this year lol
anon
#set snowcolor1 white
anon
#set snowcolor2 magenta
anon
#set snowsize 10
anon
#set snowsize 15
nonners
liberal politics amirite
name
the only liberal politics i subscribe to is free guns for the guns and no free guns on gunday
name
i hoped that sentence would make more sense and be funnier so you may all laugh now
>>38218
name
>>38213
thanks i stole them from reddit abt 10 mins ago
recima
LIBPOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
recima
:O
recima
CRIMEA
blendedbean
>>38180
proceeds to abuse themes to make mobile kill itself anyway
blendedbean
(css abuse is cute)
blendedbean
(example of such mobile device murder would be smth like *{backdrop-filter:blur(0.2px) invert(0.001);transform:scaleX(0.995) scaleY(0.999);})
>>38243
blendedbean
(will investigate funnier methods in future)
recima
blender!!!!!
blendedbean
>>38228
looks lesbian ngl
recima
woah how could u tell
>>38232
recima
uwu
blendedbean
>>38230
like idk,,, ur a girl,,, posting on the internet,,,,, thats kinda gay :3
nonners
where the libs at
>>38237
anon
>>38236
in the library corner - /usr/local/lib
anon
you can find the cute libs in /usr/local/lib/libsbian.so.2
anon
>>38239
idk she prob like uses hair growth substances or smth
>>38242
name
>>38225
what nefarious things does this do.... some kind of evil...
nonners
life is so boring
>>38246
nonners
and mundane
name
>>38244
time to find a hobby or somethng to do w/ur time
name
i think a lotta people view socialising as the """perfect""" thing to do when bored but that tends to not work for socially adverse people (whatever the reason they may have)
name
sitting alone in a room doing nothing will drive anyone crazy though so u gotta search around for shit that you enjoy doing and. do it
nonners
what i enjoy doing required starting at a screen
>>38253>>38254
name
same, it's possible to do that
nonners
life isnt boring its just lonely
name
real.... i'm afraid idk how to help w/loneliness
nonners
>>38249
#editai change required to requires, dont mess it up
nonners
>>38249
#editai remove second 't' in starting
name
good bot
nonners
bad bot
name
i think the edit ai will always work from the original post so you can't like iterate thru diff text sadly
nonners
yes i noticed that
name
bad bot indeed
nonners
2015 was 14 years ago..
nonners
i need to find an rts game to play
>>38262
name
>>38261
retvrn to warcraft
name
#set snowglow white
name
#set snowglow red
name
#set snowglow magenta
name
#set snowflakes 10000
name
#set snowsize 10
anon
merry christmas libs and worms
name
merring christmas to all the lovely worms and libs
anon
merry krimes mas
name
berry chips mass
anon
^ Christ mas edition
name
beary christmas :)
anon
::chrimas
shrimp
its time to watch a christmas special
name
engine destruction
name
the ground up hazelnuts broke the engine :(
shrimp
spun the bearing
anon
.play schlatt christmas
name
#ai what even is eggnogg

Eggnog is a rich, creamy drink typically made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten eggs, and often flavored with spices like cinnamon or nutmeg. It is traditionally served during the holiday season in North America and can also be spiked with alcohol such as brandy or rum.
what even is eggnogg
>>38289
anon
>>38288
#edit eggnog is a kind of trans lesbian but egg instead of trans
>>38295
name
poor pilk golf
shrimp
mikes golf
shrimp
we buy golf pilk
name
these guys have so much fun destroying cars :)
>>38298
shrimp
it seems fun
name
noggoil
anon
gats...
name
the golf is undernogged
>>38306
shrimp
but they primed the filter
>>38307
anon
>>38305
#change 2nd t to l
anon
sure
name
what even are cars how can they run on 'nog
>>38311
shrimp
well its not being fuelled with nog its the oil system
>>38312
anon
>>38309
#ai how car what is it and is nog?

A car is a motor vehicle with four wheels designed for transportation on roads. It typically runs on gasoline or electricity and can seat up to five passengers.

"Nog" is not commonly used as a term in relation to cars. It could potentially be referring to "NOS," which stands for nitrous oxide systems, an aftermarket component that increases the power of a car's engine. However, this is just speculation without more context.
how car what is it and is nog?
name
>>38310
but what does the oil do that the nog can do perfectly fine
shrimp
it lubricates the engine and also creates pressure so the bearing/drive shaft can like float on the oil prossure and not scrape against things
>>38314
anon
er fucj
anon
changing your oil is a scam you can just wait until it runs dry to add more dont let thm rip u off <3
name
FIVE MINUTES
name
TEN MIUNUTES
shrimp
shes noggin along
name
bruh the nog is perfectly fine
anon
::eggs
name
kicking and nogging
name
::nog
name
spicy nog
anon
::nog
name
golly
anon
::n
anon
::e
anon
::j
anon
::estradiol
anon
::drug
name
thick dark caramalised nog
anon
::booze
name
llol
anon
i am so getting banned for that shitpost im sorry i didnt think
>>38363
anon
#ai war crimes at 9am

Yes, that is correct. The phrase "war crimes at 9am" means that acts of violence or atrocities were committed during a war at the specific time of 9am. This can refer to any type of illegal or unethical behavior carried out by individuals or groups during wartime, such as torture, genocide, and targeting civilians. It is often used to emphasize the severity and inhumanity of these actions.
war crimes at 9am
name
yes, that is correct
shrimp
oh thats carmalised nicely (get it car malised)
>>38369
anon
#ai is there any car melon alised buildings in the US government in 2001

There is no information available on any car melon alised buildings in the US government in 2001. It is possible that some government buildings may have been decorated with carvings or sculptures of watermelons, but there are no specific references to such buildings being officially "car melon alised."
is there any car melon alised buildings in the US government in 2001
name
>>38367
i am witnessing what you did here
shrimp
#ksay make sure to check your nog levels everyone
anon
>>38371
#ai addressing the nog level allegations:

There have been recent allegations regarding the potential negative impact of consuming nog, specifically in regards to its high sugar and fat content.

While it is true that egg nog traditionally contains a significant amount of both sugar and fat, it should be noted that these ingredients are what make up the rich and creamy texture that many people enjoy. Additionally, holiday treats like egg nog are meant to be indulgent and enjoyed in moderation.

Furthermore, there is no evidence to suggest that moderate consumption of egg nog will have any long term negative effects on one's health. In fact, studies have shown that dairy-based drinks like egg nog can provide important nutrients such as calcium, vitamin D, and protein.

That being said, individuals with specific dietary restrictions or health concerns may want to exercise caution when consuming traditional egg nog made with raw eggs. There are now many alternative recipes available using pasteurized eggs or non-dairy milk options for those who wish to avoid these potential risks.

Overall, while it is important to be mindful of our food choices during the holidays and throughout the year, enjoying a glass of traditional eggnog in moderation should not cause major concern for most individuals.
addressing the nog level allegations:
name
when your car shits nog piles it's a basd sign
>>38374
anon
>>38373
#change bad to bsd
name
australia is fucked up
>>38379
shrimp
#ai are redback spiders poisonous or venemous

Yes, redback spiders are poisonous and venomous. They have a neurotoxic venom that can cause severe pain, sweating, nausea, vomiting, and other symptoms in humans if bitten. In rare cases, their bites can also lead to more serious reactions such as anaphylaxis or heart problems. It is important to seek medical attention immediately if you are bitten by a redback spider.
are redback spiders poisonous or venemous
shrimp
AND
anon
>>38379
#change uwj to uwu
shrimp
theres no windows raised eyebrow emoji
>>38383
name
wrd
name
wtf
name
why does windows not have the proper full emoji set
anon
🦴👁️🦷🏠
>>38387
name
>>38386
bone eye tooth house
anon
yes yes
name
delicious car honey
name
vw g(ol)f
name
i love that they have a top gear list for their fucked up cars
shrimp
yeah its great
shrimp
they work on a lot of beaters
shrimp
ya
name
need the true nog numbers
shrimp
poor tony
name
tony still has juice to give
shrimp
dont we all
name
if tony can provide, so can i
name
it just says stop

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