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terry
>>387339
it reminds me of like a tub of ice cream
anon
>>387336
functionallly the same, but from a technical perspective you are probably pansexual
>>387346
terry
>>387345
probably, im attracted to most ppl regardless of gender tbh but i also like specific aspects of people's bodies and am not really attracted to "personality" or wtv
kate
.play lava chicken song
kate
The maundanification of Big Chungus
terry
imagine opening your door and finding jkr standing there...
>>387354>>387357
terry
>>387354
you can just call the cops instead
kate
Ooh we'll probably have a way to cure piglins in future updates, they even added the riding ghasts.
anon
>>387353
what if she was really sorry and visiting everyone she wronged
>>387361
terry
aren't zombie piglins the ones who need curing? normal piglins aren't dead
>>387359
kate
Like I was surprised the golden apple and weakness combo didn't work when I tried it.
>>387361
terry
>>387357
she'd have to pay me $1000 first for me to forgive here

>>387360
there are probably mods for this out there, but idk if they are still hostile after being healed
>>387362
kate
>>387361
I did find a datapack for it
straw girl
one time when i was rlly young i was playing minecraft with this kid from my neighborhood and i stole all his shit and he came over and beat my ass
davesprite
i've been given the task of selling a bunch of riding lawnmowers lmao
>>387369
straw girl
where can we buy them dave
>>387368
davesprite
to clear out garage space
davesprite
>>387366
uh i shouldn't dox
they're all mostly in good shape but broken somehow so they'll be cheap asf
i and my dad both want them gone
then i am gonna use that space to rearrange his garage and build a plywood extra room inside of it
>>387370
kate
>>387365
Me and my mom had to sell some brass locks to buy cheese and stuff, and it took a lot of brass for just 44 bucks.
>>387382
davesprite
yeee
davesprite
big plans
davesprite
.play mcr high hopes
trash me all day i love this song
kate
Imagine the strain of standing for that long while going up and down in an elevator, that's some aethleticism.
davesprite
>mcr
am i drunk lmfao
anon
I wish I had a monster truck!!!!
davesprite
>>387376
having a car is a huge boon highly recommend seeking to acquire one if you can
>>387383
straw girl
B)
kate
>>387382
there's a place specifically for melting it down a while aways from our house, we got a bit lost while looking for it.
>>387388
davesprite
>>387383
a beneficial thing received. can be a gift, typical meaning, but also natural boons or boons of fortune or such
in my vocab because of homestuck, but it's an old timey word
>>387386
davesprite
i also use a lot of weird obscure words i think because my dad made me study the dictionary as a kid lmao
>>387392
davesprite
that's also why i rap good tho so i am grateful
>>387390
kate
>>387388
yeah I imagine we got a better deal than we would've gotten from other routes, but it still seemed like that brass could've cost more.
>>387396
anon
#write does the word boondocks come from the word boon?

nah, boondocks actually comes from the tagalog word "bundok," meaning mountain or remote area. americans picked it up during the philippine-american war and it morphed into meaning rural or isolated spots. "boon" is a different word entirely—means a benefit or favor. no real connection. does the word boondocks come from the word boon?
anon
interesting I wonder if that was from the Philippino American war or smth
rose
terrible news guys
rose
my gameboy ran out battery
straw girl
D:
rose
after i cleared the sevi islands and battled all the trainers in the 8th gym and i forgot to save, fuuuck
>>387405>>387403
kate
>>387396
worth more than steel I guess, like they mentioned some of them were just steel and appearently steel isn't worth as much but most of it was brass.
straw girl
omg rose r u ok
terry
can you paypal me 50 dollars before you die pls
terry
>>387408
no but these days ive been straight up cumming before orgasming if that makes sense
anon
>>387408
I’m glad you cum at least
rose
>>387412
u cum but like nothing comes out
anon
what matters is what’s inside
straw girl
oh cool
anon
but shouldn’t the seminal vesicles still be producing the juice, even lacking semen?
anon
#write why do some trans girls no have anything come out of pp when they cum? even if the testes aren’t making sperm, shouldn’t the other components be making the stuff that comes out?

hrt can significantly reduce or stop ejaculate production over time. estrogen dominance shrinks the prostate and reduces seminal fluid. also, testes stop producing most of the liquid that mixes with prostate fluid to make cum. some trans girls have very little or clear fluid if anything at all, others might have nothing. bodies react differently to hormones, so it varies. some still retain some function if they're on lower doses or haven't been on hrt for as long. it's basically a normal effect of hormonal changes. why do some trans girls no have anything come out of pp when they cum? even if the testes aren’t making sperm, shouldn’t the other components be making the stuff that comes out?
>>387425>>387429
davesprite
>>387390
i been walkin down the street it's a muggy day
ain't nobody out but my heartbeat, and i gotta say
nothing ever happens
at least that's what they say
nothing ever really happens
we in endless delay
fukuyama's way
maybe he was right
maybe it's alright
it don't feel so bright
maybe it's not that nothing ever happens
maybe what'll happen needs to incubate
but aren't you sick of the wait?
baby this is our race, our human grace it's time to wake
what happens?
that's what you make
>>387435>>387457>>387422
kate
reminds me of a comic where asriel undertale got gangbanged to proove he wasn't gay, probably a dry firing thing
anon
my guess is they stop functioning too because of estrogen
davesprite
alright i'll right
i'll do it right
how bout something a little more fitting for the vibe to night
let's talk about sex, butts
cumming with fat, nuts
till they're dried out in, all those guts
nasty nasty oh yeah, fire up
let's talk about humping
bumping till your heart gets thumping
and you're rolling in an alleyway strumping on
a pile of garbage with a hard on
sticking in a needle
and now you're stuck in the emergency room
sweep sweep goes the janitor's broom
20 time zones away it's noon
you got a bunch of painkillers in you
cause your balls was blue
so you was humping
was it worth it
she says yeah you say yeah you don't know
then you do it all again
yeah
rose
also it was a weird feeling like "oh my dick kinda big actually, huh i never noticed"
terry
oh hi faye
rose
anyways i gotta sleep, wake me up in like 6 hours to publish the new ep
anon
>>387431
dont discriminate against the glegles lol
anon
#ksay we love brown gleggle
terry
night night rose, sweet dreams <3
>>387445
anon
^^
anon
I saw people talk about unika and Bridget on here. Is there fanart of them yet or just jokes about the scene
terry
::bridget
terry
::bridgete
terry
::bridgette
terry
:(
kate
::brisket
kate
I bet there is some it's just not tagged yet
anon
I couldn't find on twitter
terry
>>387460
imagine playing with a guy and a gal's titties simultaneously
>>387464
anon
play imagine by John lennon
terry
.play imagine john lennon
davesprite
>>387461
i ain't got time for allat but sounds fun in theory
davesprite
i am too busy with schemes and hijinks
davesprite
all the white girl rap i gotta record in this garage
davesprite
so many irons in the fire
davesprite
i can't wait to esoterically post about it with an annoyingly vague level of detail until i have a respectable follower count on my new endeavors
kate
You can tell when someone comes on when the player has skipping forward and back to sync back up.
davesprite
i wonder if that happens every time mobile users refresh the page
if so sorry lol
davesprite
also omg y'all just watched a 1 hr minecraft explainer das wild
kate
And seems like it was all a single take
terry
yeah lol im so unserious
anon
I hate that dead internet theory is apparently like... a right wing thing now (???) because it really shouldn't be
>>387483
davesprite
>>387479
based i miss washington it has the perfect climate especially in the straits
i want to move to the olympic peninsula at some point
davesprite
i used to live in seattle and it was great but i wanna live up in the mountains, either cascades or olympics
>>387492
anon
>>387476
I don’t think it is too much
davesprite
and ig as a goddess the olympics call me
dawn
washington is really beautiful and climate wise super nice

i wish i lived there but it is literally on the polar opposite of the country
>>387487
davesprite
>>387485
if you can get your stuff moved and shed some furniture it's really just a psychological thing to move across the country, assuming there is work in your field where you're going as well
like not much worse than moving across town
i have lived in idk 7 or 8 states all spread all over the place
and i used to go 2000 miles by car every summer to spend a few months in ontario with my mom
>>387490
kate
That sounded like Foamy the Squirrel
dawn
i'm unfortunately stuck until i finish uni here

if i can somehow get into a grad program there i'd love to but idk
>>387493
dawn
>>387487
dang, a good half of my family is from oregon so i've been there more than a few times

how is cost of living around tacoma or seattle area?? seattle i know is a bit crazy

i'm switching out of EE to math so uh.... yeah if you're a weak field i'm like, go to grad school if you want to not be a high school teacher or a starving adjunct
kate
Oh so this is a series where they feed uncanny comments into a TTS
terry
>>387482
seattle sounds super nice tbh
davesprite
>>387489
ah, uni ic ic
i am lucky with that cause my undergrad is all online and my grad school options are in very desirable areas (seattle, chicago, or new england for all the programs in my weird ass field)
kate
They recycled the same reaction, oh is this automated. meta.
davesprite
i really hope i end up with time for grad school in the middle of taking over the country and all that yeesh
terry
why is it so hard to imagine that ESL's use YT too, it doesn't all have to be bots
davesprite
>>387497
vote for me and you will all have the best jobs
kate
>3rd time using the lobotomy joke
davesprite
everything is gonna be okay
dawn
you're in biomed right dave?
>>387504
davesprite
>>387502
yurp
gonna make synthoid arms that feel for amputees then doc oc arms for me then extra backup bodies without clone ethics issues for curing age
>>387508
terry
.skip (video skipped)
davesprite
>>387504
after i fix american democracy of course :o)
dawn
if i can somehow get employed at one of the bazillion defence contractors where i live i'd totally live in washington tho
anon
waow I have lots of those where I live too
davesprite
>>387509
yeah and there are a million versions of it. i with my neuroscience and like future prostheticism track have chosen inanely difficult nonsense but there's plenty else like pharma research or cancer research or surgical robots or diagnostic devices and on and on
terry
hows the rent in seattle tho, i have a feeling it's brutal for some reason
anon
that’s so cool what do you learn in school? how did u find a school to learn that?
>>387515>>387525
davesprite
>>387514
my college track is weird:
>fancy school
>enter as a CS and lit major
>switch to CS/PHI
>switch to BSS in 'ethical storytelling' (game dev with phi)
>drop out in string of catastrophe for many years
>time passes
>go back at an online uni
>now currently in 'first year' undergrad
so i am taking basic engineering courses and calculus towards linear algebra and then gonna have to do advanced biology and chem and physics and continue engineering class, i think a bunch more math, plus the CS stuff for my dual major at online (i have it all mapped out on a doc)
>>387522>>387524
terry
but yeah looking at seattle it doesn't feel like your average american city. it looks too functional and clean to be an american city
mobilerose
did the guy who invented blowjobs ever get a blowjob?
thats what i thought
>>387518
sadmoder
no he had the burden of spreading the word (goving blowjobs)
>>387521
anon
>>387515
coool!!! do the online school professors have experience with this stuff? one of my community college professors had worked on a nuclear submarine great guy!
kate
I need to get some drawing done, I had a streak going and lost it.
>>387534
dawn
>>387515
how's your experience w/ online profs? i took a good few over the summers at CCs and they were mostly MIA, like we got assignments and book suggestions and exams & the like but mine kinda never responded to emails
davesprite
>>387514
oh also protip i will just say, bit of a dox but
there is a certain coffee shop chain with a partnership with one of the top online universities that gets you preferred admission and a full tuition scholarship if you work there more than 20 hours a week
and then you can leave and it's pretty cheap to continue study there even without the coffee scholarship
great school
>>387529
Dakota
i didn't curse anyone out today!
kate
>>387526
I found Viktor Lowenfeld's stages of art development helped me kinda work my way up after being rusty for a long time.
>>387538
anon
>>387525
that’s amazing! I wonder if you could do research or help out in a lab doing related work either near you or with faculty remotely
>>387531
terry
yoko ono!!!!!!
davesprite
>>387529
there's prosthetics labs i've been reaching out to a bit to do some assisting work in prep for masters program
want to become a licensed prosthetist orthotist, and then move on to the research and heavier neuro focus in doctoral program (don't really need a doctorate but going to a neurogeneering program will give me lab access for longer)
Dakota
night
kate
weeds.png
>>387534
I drew a few things recently, lemme post some examples, I should compile them on a page on my neocities
>>387539
davesprite
>>387532
gn terry sleep well! :)
sadmoder
>>387528
brb gonna make some head-footers
anon
>>387535
that’s a really nice picture with positive colors and growth it makes me happy 😊
>>387543
kate
I need to work on my file management
anon
real
davesprite
sometimes i think i take on a little too much
trying to be a media mogul and a devoted like medtech researcher and world overthrower extraordinaire
but then again maybe i just have billionaire mindset
>>387547
kate
0:05cat_head2.mp4
and a head reference I plan to use but started work on a body reference first but got stumped on.
Dakota
ohh i dont wanna go back to work on saturday
>>387550
anon
u can show everyone ur cool snakebites mbe and they won’t make you work
Dakota
i dunno what the rib piercings are called
anon
cuz u look cool bringing ppl in
Dakota
my boss will be like oh fuck not again
anon
u should embed your boss in a metal thing and pierce them into your body
Dakota
i dunno if its the shot or the pills today but i was hungry as hell
anon
the first piercing piercing
anon
maybe good? can you eat?
Dakota
yeah
Dakota
the pio is supposed to help me put fat on anyway
anon
cuz u were nice looking at it makes me sad the girls who have to watch their diets a lot but look pretty : (
Dakota
i wanna gain about 10-15 pounds of fat
anon
probably weight cycling is good too maybe idk
anon
I’m glad that should be achievable with high calorie drinks like smoothies with bananas and peanut butter and milk/soy milk
Dakota
like pio is supposed to reduce visceral fat in the abdomen and increase fat on the thighs and ass
Dakota
i'm allergic to peanuts sadly so i eat a lot of grains n fatty meats
anon
ooooh
Dakota
these tariffs gotta lift i wanna order extra estrogen
anon
.play machine girl krystal
anon
oooh have they effected you?
>>387575
anon
I don’t really buy anything
Dakota
the site i got my pio from is not shipping atm because of them i was gonna order estrogen after the pio but the shutdown kinda stopped me
anon
.play nine inch nails terrible lie
anon
sadge
anon
>>387570
they'll affect everyone soon enough
anon
probably
anon
I hope my unemployed chemist friend at least gets a job from them. apparently drug manufacturing is one thing that got offshored hard but he deleted his discord after he got laid off
Dakota
trans women will always want more estrogen
anon
it would be so based if he could have moved to India instead and made the drugs there and sent back liters of estradiol
Dakota
if i knew a local chemist i'd pay them fair and bea regular
anon
can’t you just order from one of the diy venders or someone on hrt.cafe? one of my friends was really negative about that but she’s negative about everything sigh..
Dakota
i got the site i use from hrt cafe
Dakota
guess i can get bitcoin if i really need it but at the moment its not a rush
anon
why not order tonight we’re you the one who didn’t have any? oh no that was saeki maaayyybe
Dakota
i have a script for estrogen i just want some more because i believe a slightly higher dose could be benficial
Dakota
currently have hundreds of pills and a refill for more
anon
yeah that makes sense
anon
good : )
Dakota
i'm just being greedy lol
anon
.play Rammstein Amerika
anon
ur not hurting others so you’re ok : )
Dakota
i'm already on a decent dose its not a problem. i'm one of those who wants to try higher tho cuz i am like 6'1
anon
.play machine girl pendulum
anon
IMG_0360.png
hehehehe is this your account from the link I only just opened? I have the same birth year!
>>387601
anon
1999 gang
Dakota
hey finally more people that yeh instead of yeah
anon
the gold bikini lady was pretty
anon
.play lovesick, cannibal
kate
Yeah I wanna get to where I can draw gold stuff
kate
Like it's probably just knowing how to do metal, then knowing the right colors to use
Dakota
hi
nona
my bf is cooking me beer battered chicken katsu tonight ^^
Dakota
i'm sittin here half asleep thinkin about ifi wanna crash
anon
imagine having someone that loves you and cooks food for you
nona
i have 2 people who do that stuff 4 me
nona
bf and roomate
Dakota
i push everyone away taht gets close like that
Dakota
i'm only to be used not loved
kate
wonder if lentils could be used as crumbs in frying stuff
nona
i love u miss dakota,,
nona
i mean i dont really but i think your very very sweet and have liked u for long time
Dakota
i've had a few guys recently that sparked something and then i fucked it up reallll bad
>>387626
nona
hiii anon
anon
>>387624
maybe it could be practice for when it does work out or smth
Dakota
i dunno its more like i cursed them out and then i threatend their families
anon
maybe u can say ‘waaah I’m upset’ next time instead of that
anon
or they can not take it seriously I guess but that’s kinda sad u know to hurt families
Dakota
i dunno when i started feeling warm something kinda pops off in my mind and i send the relationship into a nosedive
>>387633
anon
>>387630
cute.. I think I heard gun oil is terrible for you to inhale though
anon
>>387631
: (
I don’t really ever get that close to start off with. when my friends argue I just agrees with whoever and they see me as two faced and disgusting, I saw some of their dms today arguing and mentioning me
anon
it’s fucked up
Dakota
i start off really hot and super physical
Dakota
guys like it and things seem good, till they want me to be more than just a fuck
anon
🔥🔥 dakota rizz
anon
why is that? have you ever had a happy trusting relationship with anyone? idk if I do
Dakota
its always been bad even since teenage years
anon
I don’t know if I even had kids I could really trust in elementary school. yeah I had some friends but not real. intimacy or trust with anything serious
Dakota
the common problem is me
anon
it’s a habit that’s one part of you
anon
but not all of you
anon
I wish ur bf could just know that and like go slow or smth
anon
and you could like practice whatever
Dakota
maybe i'll find another broken person one day
nona
i left one of my main servers today
>be me
>be in server for over a year
>servers owner has her cis bf in the server too
>today someone asked if hes a republican
>he says yes
nona
>hes being rlly vague and weird about it tho
>i say "vagueposting is weird"
>server owner @ me and says "quit being cringe"
>i say "quit dating a fascist"
>she goes "hes a republican because he likes small government"
>i say "because that totally what the modern republican party is about"
>he says "im not a fascist, look in the mirror"
>i say "girl have some self respect, goddamn" and leave the server
nona
imagine being a tranny and dating a dude who votes and believes (despite saying he doesnt) that u dont deserve to exist and your a pedophile
Dakota
i couldn't do that
anon
good ❤️
Dakota
i'll date rough guys but not that kind of person
anon
idk it’s too confrontational for me but most things are
nona
i could neevr date a cis guy
nona
because of, well, read my greentext
nona
i love my trans boy boyfie hes amaazing
nona
my bf always treats me like a lady
Dakota
i really like cis guys usually they treat me like a lady most of the time lol
anon
awwwww cute
anon
nice and gentlemen good job cis boys
nona
thats good
Dakota
for being in the south east a lot of the men are pretty accepting of me as a female
anon
: )
anon
I’m all mixed up about sex. I’m upset at men for being brutal and women form being weak and everyone for being not attracted to me or being creepy about being attracted
nona
but like...my friends bf was accpeting of her too..but he voted red and voted to activly ruin her life,.
Dakota
the guys i like are usually covered in tatts and or piercings they aren't republican types
>>387673
nona
thats good, at least u have that respect
Dakota
they're more art styled and free minded
Dakota
there isone guy i really really like the way he looks but he makes me so fucking bashful
anon
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhggg
Dakota
i can usually just walk up and start talking but no he makes me blush so bad
>>387678
anon
>>387673
some of my bearded friends look ok but idk it’s hard to imagine touching it
>>387682
Dakota
>>387673
there are a few that are pretty fucking hot
anon
>>387675
maybe you can talk to him about how you feel with relationships and you can grow together aaaa hype hype hype hype
>>387679
Dakota
>>387678
he's always like super fucking busy and i think he might have a gf
nona
fuck i need a lucky strike unfiltered cigarette
anon
>>387676
the most I could put up with is a mustache, but I wouldn't be happy about it. stubble is nice tho
nona
my bf has a full beard and stuff
nona
i dont rlly like it but he likes it so its ok :)
anon
awwwww <3
Dakota
>>387681
i will one day he's so perfect tho i want to feel better about my body and its slowly getting where i want it to be
anon
yesssss
anon
what if it’s the incel theory is right about beards and you think you like clean shaven guys but it’s just guys with good faces stand out when clean shaven but ugly guys are better hiding behind a beard
>>387692
anon
.play rage against the machine bulls on parade
nona
.play the glow pt. 2
nona
.play in da party smokedope
anon
>>387688
no because I genuinelly just don't like facial hair, on myself too. I think it just seems unhygienic I guess.
nona
very good observation..
Dakota
my face healed up well from laser yesterday, they went up on settings and god i was red
>>387697
anon
>>387693
and look at the frown on his face too : ( sad. both are actually going against self respect
Dakota
i was supposed to go to a hotel with a guy today but i didn't talk to him cuz i had to go to planned parenthood lol
Dakota
if he's worth my time he'll talk to me later when i feel like it
>>387702
anon
u should have made him go for you
Dakota
i honestly dunno what sup with him. he's old, has money and lots of cars but seems difficult to pin down for a fuck
>>387706
anon
huh
anon
>>387704
quick, was he in the military at any point
anon
I would only have like 1 backup car if I was rich
Dakota
i dunno
anon
how old is he
Dakota
like 60
anon
Does he own a corvette
anon
bozo L +depreciating asset
Dakota
rx7
Dakota
he likes japanese stuff
anon
Japanese cars are the best
anon
Japanese sushi is the great
anon
so like
Dakota
he kinda comes off as an elder weeb to me
Dakota
he's divorced so i dont really have to worry bout da wife
anon
sadge a lil
anon
I hope she’s happy
anon
I guess you can have a happy marriage which ends in divorce
Dakota
he ended up with the kids so i dunno what her deal was
anon
it feels like failure to me a little when a relationship ends
anon
what does he do for a living or did for a living
Dakota
dunno he hasn't told me that
anon
hiiii nonny!!!
anon
I have finals next week but I'm gonna go full nutsack on this
kate
>>387726
haven't been very productive but I got some sorting of plushies from other items into a dedicated box, which is the start of something.
>>387744
anon
oooh cool plyshi
Dakota
you'll do fine on finals
Dakota
cuz i said so
dawn
lol thanks
anon
bazed
anon
she can seduce your professor if it comes to that
Dakota
if the prof is an older dude probably
dawn
one of em is an older dude the rest are like

mid 30s
anon
🔥🔥🔥
anon
Would you fuck an asian man or an african man
Dakota
i dont fuck men but i have been with an asian
>>387744
anon
plushglasses.jpg
>>387732
That's good, sorting plushies is important
>>387743
I love fucking and getting fucked by men.
At least theoretically I do but I've never done it. :(
Dakota
i get fucked :)
anon
I like how you said that
anon
oooh I like how you said that too
Dakota
my junk doesn't work at all
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