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Dakota
ohh i dont wanna go back to work on saturday
>>387550
anon
u can show everyone ur cool snakebites mbe and they won’t make you work
Dakota
i dunno what the rib piercings are called
anon
cuz u look cool bringing ppl in
Dakota
my boss will be like oh fuck not again
anon
u should embed your boss in a metal thing and pierce them into your body
Dakota
i dunno if its the shot or the pills today but i was hungry as hell
anon
the first piercing piercing
anon
maybe good? can you eat?
Dakota
yeah
Dakota
the pio is supposed to help me put fat on anyway
anon
cuz u were nice looking at it makes me sad the girls who have to watch their diets a lot but look pretty : (
Dakota
i wanna gain about 10-15 pounds of fat
anon
probably weight cycling is good too maybe idk
anon
I’m glad that should be achievable with high calorie drinks like smoothies with bananas and peanut butter and milk/soy milk
Dakota
like pio is supposed to reduce visceral fat in the abdomen and increase fat on the thighs and ass
Dakota
i'm allergic to peanuts sadly so i eat a lot of grains n fatty meats
anon
ooooh
Dakota
these tariffs gotta lift i wanna order extra estrogen
anon
.play machine girl krystal
anon
oooh have they effected you?
>>387575
anon
I don’t really buy anything
Dakota
the site i got my pio from is not shipping atm because of them i was gonna order estrogen after the pio but the shutdown kinda stopped me
anon
.play nine inch nails terrible lie
anon
sadge
anon
>>387570
they'll affect everyone soon enough
anon
probably
anon
I hope my unemployed chemist friend at least gets a job from them. apparently drug manufacturing is one thing that got offshored hard but he deleted his discord after he got laid off
Dakota
trans women will always want more estrogen
anon
it would be so based if he could have moved to India instead and made the drugs there and sent back liters of estradiol
Dakota
if i knew a local chemist i'd pay them fair and bea regular
anon
can’t you just order from one of the diy venders or someone on hrt.cafe? one of my friends was really negative about that but she’s negative about everything sigh..
Dakota
i got the site i use from hrt cafe
Dakota
guess i can get bitcoin if i really need it but at the moment its not a rush
anon
why not order tonight we’re you the one who didn’t have any? oh no that was saeki maaayyybe
Dakota
i have a script for estrogen i just want some more because i believe a slightly higher dose could be benficial
Dakota
currently have hundreds of pills and a refill for more
anon
yeah that makes sense
anon
good : )
Dakota
i'm just being greedy lol
anon
.play Rammstein Amerika
anon
ur not hurting others so you’re ok : )
Dakota
i'm already on a decent dose its not a problem. i'm one of those who wants to try higher tho cuz i am like 6'1
anon
.play machine girl pendulum
anon
IMG_0360.png
hehehehe is this your account from the link I only just opened? I have the same birth year!
>>387601
anon
1999 gang
Dakota
hey finally more people that yeh instead of yeah
anon
the gold bikini lady was pretty
anon
.play lovesick, cannibal
kate
Yeah I wanna get to where I can draw gold stuff
kate
Like it's probably just knowing how to do metal, then knowing the right colors to use
Dakota
hi
nona
my bf is cooking me beer battered chicken katsu tonight ^^
Dakota
i'm sittin here half asleep thinkin about ifi wanna crash
anon
imagine having someone that loves you and cooks food for you
nona
i have 2 people who do that stuff 4 me
nona
bf and roomate
Dakota
i push everyone away taht gets close like that
Dakota
i'm only to be used not loved
kate
wonder if lentils could be used as crumbs in frying stuff
nona
i love u miss dakota,,
nona
i mean i dont really but i think your very very sweet and have liked u for long time
Dakota
i've had a few guys recently that sparked something and then i fucked it up reallll bad
>>387626
nona
hiii anon
anon
>>387624
maybe it could be practice for when it does work out or smth
Dakota
i dunno its more like i cursed them out and then i threatend their families
anon
maybe u can say ‘waaah I’m upset’ next time instead of that
anon
or they can not take it seriously I guess but that’s kinda sad u know to hurt families
Dakota
i dunno when i started feeling warm something kinda pops off in my mind and i send the relationship into a nosedive
>>387633
anon
>>387630
cute.. I think I heard gun oil is terrible for you to inhale though
anon
>>387631
: (
I don’t really ever get that close to start off with. when my friends argue I just agrees with whoever and they see me as two faced and disgusting, I saw some of their dms today arguing and mentioning me
anon
it’s fucked up
Dakota
i start off really hot and super physical
Dakota
guys like it and things seem good, till they want me to be more than just a fuck
anon
🔥🔥 dakota rizz
anon
why is that? have you ever had a happy trusting relationship with anyone? idk if I do
Dakota
its always been bad even since teenage years
anon
I don’t know if I even had kids I could really trust in elementary school. yeah I had some friends but not real. intimacy or trust with anything serious
Dakota
the common problem is me
anon
it’s a habit that’s one part of you
anon
but not all of you
anon
I wish ur bf could just know that and like go slow or smth
anon
and you could like practice whatever
Dakota
maybe i'll find another broken person one day
nona
i left one of my main servers today
>be me
>be in server for over a year
>servers owner has her cis bf in the server too
>today someone asked if hes a republican
>he says yes
nona
>hes being rlly vague and weird about it tho
>i say "vagueposting is weird"
>server owner @ me and says "quit being cringe"
>i say "quit dating a fascist"
>she goes "hes a republican because he likes small government"
>i say "because that totally what the modern republican party is about"
>he says "im not a fascist, look in the mirror"
>i say "girl have some self respect, goddamn" and leave the server
nona
imagine being a tranny and dating a dude who votes and believes (despite saying he doesnt) that u dont deserve to exist and your a pedophile
Dakota
i couldn't do that
anon
good ❤️
Dakota
i'll date rough guys but not that kind of person
anon
idk it’s too confrontational for me but most things are
nona
i could neevr date a cis guy
nona
because of, well, read my greentext
nona
i love my trans boy boyfie hes amaazing
nona
my bf always treats me like a lady
Dakota
i really like cis guys usually they treat me like a lady most of the time lol
anon
awwwww cute
anon
nice and gentlemen good job cis boys
nona
thats good
Dakota
for being in the south east a lot of the men are pretty accepting of me as a female
anon
: )
anon
I’m all mixed up about sex. I’m upset at men for being brutal and women form being weak and everyone for being not attracted to me or being creepy about being attracted
nona
but like...my friends bf was accpeting of her too..but he voted red and voted to activly ruin her life,.
Dakota
the guys i like are usually covered in tatts and or piercings they aren't republican types
>>387673
nona
thats good, at least u have that respect
Dakota
they're more art styled and free minded
Dakota
there isone guy i really really like the way he looks but he makes me so fucking bashful
anon
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhggg
Dakota
i can usually just walk up and start talking but no he makes me blush so bad
>>387678
anon
>>387673
some of my bearded friends look ok but idk it’s hard to imagine touching it
>>387682
Dakota
>>387673
there are a few that are pretty fucking hot
anon
>>387675
maybe you can talk to him about how you feel with relationships and you can grow together aaaa hype hype hype hype
>>387679
Dakota
>>387678
he's always like super fucking busy and i think he might have a gf
nona
fuck i need a lucky strike unfiltered cigarette
anon
>>387676
the most I could put up with is a mustache, but I wouldn't be happy about it. stubble is nice tho
nona
my bf has a full beard and stuff
nona
i dont rlly like it but he likes it so its ok :)
anon
awwwww <3
Dakota
>>387681
i will one day he's so perfect tho i want to feel better about my body and its slowly getting where i want it to be
anon
yesssss
anon
what if it’s the incel theory is right about beards and you think you like clean shaven guys but it’s just guys with good faces stand out when clean shaven but ugly guys are better hiding behind a beard
>>387692
anon
.play rage against the machine bulls on parade
nona
.play the glow pt. 2
nona
.play in da party smokedope
anon
>>387688
no because I genuinelly just don't like facial hair, on myself too. I think it just seems unhygienic I guess.
nona
very good observation..
Dakota
my face healed up well from laser yesterday, they went up on settings and god i was red
>>387697
anon
>>387693
and look at the frown on his face too : ( sad. both are actually going against self respect
Dakota
i was supposed to go to a hotel with a guy today but i didn't talk to him cuz i had to go to planned parenthood lol
Dakota
if he's worth my time he'll talk to me later when i feel like it
>>387702
anon
u should have made him go for you
Dakota
i honestly dunno what sup with him. he's old, has money and lots of cars but seems difficult to pin down for a fuck
>>387706
anon
huh
anon
>>387704
quick, was he in the military at any point
anon
I would only have like 1 backup car if I was rich
Dakota
i dunno
anon
how old is he
Dakota
like 60
anon
Does he own a corvette
anon
bozo L +depreciating asset
Dakota
rx7
Dakota
he likes japanese stuff
anon
Japanese cars are the best
anon
Japanese sushi is the great
anon
so like
Dakota
he kinda comes off as an elder weeb to me
Dakota
he's divorced so i dont really have to worry bout da wife
anon
sadge a lil
anon
I hope she’s happy
anon
I guess you can have a happy marriage which ends in divorce
Dakota
he ended up with the kids so i dunno what her deal was
anon
it feels like failure to me a little when a relationship ends
anon
what does he do for a living or did for a living
Dakota
dunno he hasn't told me that
anon
hiiii nonny!!!
anon
I have finals next week but I'm gonna go full nutsack on this
kate
>>387726
haven't been very productive but I got some sorting of plushies from other items into a dedicated box, which is the start of something.
>>387744
anon
oooh cool plyshi
Dakota
you'll do fine on finals
Dakota
cuz i said so
dawn
lol thanks
anon
bazed
anon
she can seduce your professor if it comes to that
Dakota
if the prof is an older dude probably
dawn
one of em is an older dude the rest are like

mid 30s
anon
🔥🔥🔥
anon
Would you fuck an asian man or an african man
Dakota
i dont fuck men but i have been with an asian
>>387744
anon
plushglasses.jpg
>>387732
That's good, sorting plushies is important
>>387743
I love fucking and getting fucked by men.
At least theoretically I do but I've never done it. :(
Dakota
i get fucked :)
anon
I like how you said that
anon
oooh I like how you said that too
Dakota
my junk doesn't work at all
anon
I guess it’s the prostate that matters
anon
is it more sensitive when you’re arroused despite being flaccid?
Dakota
i do still drip when i get turned on lol
>>387765
anon
it’s trying its very best
anon
probably means your prostate and all are working
Dakota
its likely a matter of bloodflow
Dakota
all the pills i take are strong
anon
strong
anon
#ksay strong pills
Dakota
like it worked for the first 7 to 8 months and then gave up
anon
I think T gel is supposed to help. we watched a video a few days ago of that one doctor on the topic and apparently the treatments are really Good
Dakota
i'm happy with it not working
straw girl
.play takihasdied adrenaline
anon
that’s good then : )
Dakota
its honeslty better feeling just putting a vibrator up my butt
anon
huh I wonder why probably the mental arrousal and other sensory stimulation on the rest of your body
Dakota
i think it just hits thte magic spot right
Dakota
like getting mounted by a man stimulates the arousal but the vibrator to me is just an object to get off
kate
I got some chores to do will be back later see nya'll
anon
Have you ever fucked a man worth blackmailing
anon
c ya!
straw girl
bai anon
Dakota
nah
anon
kind dakota
nona
me an my bf fuck eachother..
nona
he strapped me last night,, ut ill probably fuck him tonight
>>387780
Dakota
i'm glad u 2 have a healthy relationship
anon
I respect that kind of equality I feel like I could trust someone more if we’ve traded off things
anon
I like your dress nonny
Dakota
green is a good color
Dakota
now i want a pretty green dress
anon
you’d look good in one
Dakota
most of mine are black
anon
goes with everything
straw girl
one time i was getting transferred from 1 hospital to another and they had me keep my hospital gown on underneath my jacket and it kinda looked like i was wearing a skirt and it felt rlly good
>>387796
anon
awww : )
Dakota
thats a good thing
straw girl
i should get an actual skirt
Dakota
some pink, most black and like 2 are blue
Dakota
i need more shoes tho i only got 2 pairs of heels
anon
waow
anon
you should get one of these guys cars as a piercing
anon
I like love
anon
they only look a little dry maybe still lovely
anon
idk can you even use lotion on feet I think it would feel super gross; mine get humid enough sometimes
Dakota
i always look dry lol
Dakota
i think the estrogen just makes me very dry
anon
estrogen makes your skin thinner which means you need more lotion than men
Dakota
i do get "ashy" if i dont lotion my legs and arms
anon
#write what is ashy skin what is happening to the cells and things

ashy skin happens when your skin gets super dry and starts flaking. it's basically dead skin cells piling up cuz your skin isn't shedding properly. when it's dry, the outer layer (stratum corneum) loses moisture and cracks, making it look grayish or white.

the cells underneath keep making new ones, but the old, dehydrated ones hang around, causing that rough texture. also, when the skin barrier is messed up, it can't hold water or natural oils well, so it gets even drier.

basically: no moisture = skin cells sticking around too long = flaky, ashy mess.
what is ashy skin what is happening to the cells and things
>>387824
anon
>>387813
that’s why men want to cum on women they’re very thoughtful
>>387821
straw girl
man i need some whiskey
Dakota
i kinda have like scaly skin if u look at it close it looks like snake scales
>>387818
anon
>>387817
skinwalker!!!!! you’ve been eating the men that’s why!!!
anon
huh now I’m looking at my own skin and I can see the divides
>>387823
anon
>>387814
ok so that sounds like exfoliate + lotion mbe but that’s easier said than done, life gets busy
Dakota
its my whole damn body! i'm not gonna take the time
straw girl
.skip (video skipped)
Dakota
i'll do my hands and face
>>387836
anon
>>387823
we should all become dermatologists and buy lots of cars
anon
oh ok
Dakota
if i got another car it'd be a del sol
straw girl
type shi
anon
>>387827
bazed. I wonder if you could just rub your body with cereave lotion in the shower and the salicilic acid would handle it
davesprite
welp i have lost my recording space
however
i think this is a blessing in disguise
davesprite
i have determined that the garage sound booth project was a waste of my time anyway and found a much faster model and means for content output
new plans realigned
big things still incoming
soon™
>>387846>>387869
Dakota
i was looking for a del sol when i got my celica but people wanted like 7 grand for ones that were busted as hell
davesprite
also tho fuck my dad omg
straw girl
.play machine girl luhmbebe
davesprite
man own's 3 houses and can't spare me a corner of his garage for something i will build and pay for and clean his garage and he agreed to already lol
and he doesn't even pay his own mortgage
greedy mf
anon
based!!! this is just like in the avengers timelines crossing over to defeat her dad
anon
she’ll need all her powers
davesprite
>>387853
he works a six figure job and keeps buying property he really can't afford and getting bailed out by rich family as he slowly goes bankrupt
that's why he won't let me use his garage
he is obsessed with like, seeing other people as greedy because he feels bad about what a financially inept leech he is
>>387877>>387860
straw girl
everyone fucking listen 2 this part
davesprite
>>387860
he keeps dating gold diggers and going into credit card debt for them
anyway i hope he goes broke i just know he will not leave me anything he hates me so much
Dakota
he sounds pretty ideal to me
>>387865
davesprite
he is actually dating a sugar momma right now lol
while yelling at me about the value of labor for wanting to build a booth in a corner of HIS garage
>>387875
anon
>>387841
good reminder for me though I was going to ask to park in the garage and use it as a private work area
>>387878
straw girl
.play machine girl hidden power
Dakota
i really want a man with houses n stuff
anon
though tbh I’ll just use my parents car
davesprite
>>387867
like this man is a fucking meme
Dakota
i'm an older lady i hae needs
anon
>>387855
this is really sad tbh though : < I do stupid stuff because I’m kinda a leach too : < wish I knew the cure
>>387882
davesprite
>>387869
yeah i am devising ideas for things i can record in open areas or in my car
plenty of them, it's actually easier to plan for than making the same sound booth interesting over and over
Dakota
i own that, thats not mine but close enough
>>387884
davesprite
>>387877
i wish my dad knew the cure lol
davesprite
idk just don't be wasteful with money or take advantage of people it's p easy
davesprite
i am broke but at least i have my morality
better than 3 houses and a bunch of debt and being a burden to others
Dakota
i wanna post my celly but i also dont
anon
I wish I had a 6 figure job though
straw girl
whats a celly
anon
but yeah you’re right
Dakota
celica
straw girl
whats a celica
anon
she knows all the cars waow
Dakota
that black car
straw girl
oh ok
Dakota
i forget i'm the geezer its a common car to my people lol
anon
I’m from ‘99 I’m old too!!!! I’m important I don’t have to listen to you!!!
straw girl
i saw a honda car once
anon
good car reliable
anon
for if they have vests
Dakota
ok i'm gonna go to sleep soon gnight
anon
beauty sleep then off to visit that dad
nona
celicas are so sick
straw girl
good night dakota meow meow nyaaaaa
nona
i want a gr-four
Dakota
gt4 is expensive as hell
Dakota
just get a nice gen 6 with lower milage
nona
i own a jeep wrapped in camoflauge that hasnt run in like 6 months
Dakota
mines got like 200k miles but its holding up
Dakota
anyway byyye
anon
uhh you should run it
nona
byyey
straw girl
bai dakota
straw girl
::bye
anon
apparently they’re easy to work on but I always heard jeeps were a bad buy
anon
friend said they were a stripper car lol
anon
but you’re 🔥 so you can pull it off probably
anon
(me seething in my beat up sedan)
straw girl
if i had a car i would drive rlly fast into people and hit them with it and kill them
>>387930
anon
I would too BUT I would have a modified dump truck with a HUGE vacuum on the front so they get sucked into the garbage area which has part stuff and couches so I just collect tons of friends and force them to build more trucks inside this ending the world
>>387935
nona
chaaaat convince me not to buy some cool digital walkie talkies
>>387947
straw girl
>>387929
that is like..................... COOOLLL????????
anon
can’t baofengs transmit way over the legal thing? never had one they’re just memed
>>387938
straw girl
should i stop qeuing shit
anon
I didn’t know they were so cheap and still sold
anon
we should all get them and clog the airwaves
anon
but they can triangulate you
anon
we shouldn bounce all our transmissions off the moon
nona
i wan...
nona
yea i saw that. not really as far as i would hope.
anon
“Customers find these two-way radios work effectively up to 800 meters away and offer excellent range, with one reporting 4-5 miles of clear transmission between walkies”
between walkies… walkies…
straw girl
>>387949
nerds r kinda cute i guess
anon
tech is really cool frfr

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