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omegle
it's important to set ur boundaries :)
anon
i think ill be okay tho i have a lot of blood from drinking countries, everyone in my extended family drinks a fair bit but nobody (close to me at least) has ruined their life over it so
omegle
razor's edge, nonny...... b careful w/ur body...... be nice......
anon
yaaaa you are right
anon
my body is not nice to me though ;w;
>>388164
nona
anyone here ever post of fitttts
omegle
paste it again i wasn't looking
anon
>>388159
they should release their next album call it 1 gec i think that would be funny
>>388165
omegle
>>388160
crafty little stinker of a body.... mean of it...
alas we must b nice and hope it is nice in return...
>>388166
anon
>>388164
i think i burned that bridge when i cut my balls off lmao
my body was probably so pissed lol
>>388169
anon
>>388165
fractional percent based gecs like boojer
omegle
i+2 gecs
omegle
>>388166
body shoulda seen that coming to be fair
anon
0/0 gec(s?)
omegle
::vivi vet
omegle
nooo
faye
>>388175
this is my favorite vhs picture
omegle
>>388171
infinity of something probably makes it plural.... maybe...
>>388180
anon
>>388178
i think indeterminates ate extra weird though. been too long since.i was in university math classes but im pretty sure their defining feature is you can solve them as any result like 0/0 is arguably equal to 7 just as much as its equal to infinity or 0 or whatever
>>388184
omegle
double
omegle
>>388180
maths is do fucked when it comes to unknowns like that!!! they should just say it equals something cool like tau or whatever. give me closure
>>388185
anon
>>388184
yeah lmaoo how do they even decide it like they came up with rules that work on the world and make sense ... but then they come up with theoretical problems that cant apply to the real world and go "hmmm well our system of rules says zero zeroths of an apple is 7 apples"
omegle
"well umm i can rotate an infinite ball in some weird ways and get two identical balls from one" - statement made up by the utterly deranged
>>388187
anon
like i dont get it i understand how you can figure out like basic math and even derivatives and complicated shit but they actually apply to the world even the weird abstract ones like rate of change of rate of change
omegle
speedrun exploits but they can't figure out how to skip the 10 min cutscene halfway thru
when we figure out wtf 0/0 equals there are gonna be so many new maths pbs
anon
but like. how do you *study* the properties of i or infinity or whatever you know
anon
you can test a derivative and be like "oh yeah the apple did actually decelerate in our expected timeframe" but you cant test your theory about what i^i is or whatever, like how do you know if ur right or just making stuff up....
omegle
yeah a lotta that stuff is pure theory
but then some other puretheory stuff became REAL so now everyone's like "maybe if i solve for infinity then i can win a nobel prize"
>>388194
lain from the cell phone
hehe
i'm on da fone
>>388195
anon
>>388192
YEAH thats what blows my mind, im not trying to be dismissive of the field its more like mind boggling to me that it actually works. like how do you know your new rules you made up about imaginary things that cant possibly exist are right, and trust that for long enough to figure out "oh quarks actually behave this way"
>>388196
omegle
>>388193
me2 hiii phoneposters unite
omegle
>>388194
it seems to operate on consensus when there's no way to like measure n test it, which is cool... constantly evolving and re-evaluating.... metamorphosing into numaths........ maths 2......
anon
im just experimentalpilled all my formal education is experimental science i dont like things where you have to rely on theory if you wanna tell me something is true you should have to write an experiment that i can verify on my own
>>388200
omegle
>>388197
yeah 100% that's the ideal. having measurable shit!!! backing up ur ideas with data leaves way way less ambiguity (yummy)
omegle
>>388198
ok this is actually a very nice subreddit
just ppl giving their fashion looks :) nice
nona
i really hate it b/c everyone HEAVILY mogs me
>>388205
lain from the cell phone
whye
omegle
>>388203
this is inevitable, nona... there is only one person who is unmoggable, and all the rest pf humanity are below them.... we are all mogged by the sands of time,
>>388206
lain from the cell phone
#ai what's mogs

mogs refers to someone who's way more attractive than you, like visual superiority. basically getting dominated in looks. originated from incel/4chan slang. common term in looksmaxxing or roast communities.
what's mogs
>>388210
nona
does anyone wanna see my new hairstyle
>>388209
omegle
>>388207
common term in looksmaxxing or roast chicken communities. those guys are crazy
lain from the cell phone
good god we literally need to make a better mobile UI
nona
using imageboard on mobile is cringu
lain from the cell phone
it's discord
omegle
we're discord posting under a livepost imageboard paradigm. it's hip
kate
NixOS having an option to whitelist nonfree packages is neat because I just found out "unrar" is among that list.
>>388216
kate
>>388216
I forgot about it because I've been using Ark since it comes with KDE I think, but yeah I should get 7zip on this.
omegle
0.07 usd has been deposited to my account
lain from the cell phone
7z command line options are more annoying somehow
this is my worst take yet
omegle
yeah that's real
the filename and options being in like. one string. feels weird
lain from the cell phone
i just want -xzvf to work with every compression program i went through all the trouble to memorize "extract ze vufcking file"
omegle
hhehehe
anon
xfce >> KDE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gnome
lain from the cell phone
silly little mouse spotted
lain from the cell phone
>i see you're using gnome
omegle
why don't you guys just use windows explorer. it's built in!!
lain from the cell phone
i usa da macked book
nona
.play blac fingernails lil peep
>>388231
nona
macked books
omegle
macking book
omegle
>>388228
do you think anyone ever calls him lil bo peep
nona
he called himself that sometimes
omegle
#based lets go
nona
"lil bo peep with the brand new bitch in the back of the club with the gothboiclique"
lain from the cell phone
i think my roommate was very much cranking the member
i feel it's courteous to pretend to be asleep for 30 more minutes
nona
r they male or female
lain from the cell phone
masc presenting penis type pokémon (somewhere in the nb spectrum)
nona
classical
omegle
do you share a room with them?? for sleeping in??
lain from the cell phone
noooo it's just the walls are hilariously thin
yes we are not strangers it's just like what's the courteous thing to do
>>388246
nona
u can hear that through the walls>
nona
?
omegle
hearin it splash on the paper walls :((
omegle
>>388242
i pull the classic ignorance card and sweep under rug maneuveur
lain from the cell phone
i could send a discord message and say "ya CRANKIN IT?"
i could also say nothing but if i "wake up" now they'll know.............,.,.,.,.,.
omegle
are ya crankin it son
omegle
hey leave a little for me haha. just kidding. have a safe masturbation session sport
>>388251
lain from the cell phone
>>388249
hhhhhhhhh hehehehehehe
omegle
other ppls emotions are not ur problem to solve..... do as u wish, is my opinion...
lain from the cell phone
eh im not solving it or anything really im just trying to make sure theres no commentary on my vibrator bc idk if it's loud or not enough to hear through the walls hhhh
>>388256
omegle
>>388250
noo i liked this advice also
dawn
are they like

loudly moaning to the point it's causing you lack of sleep or is it just really uncomfortable

if it is i'd throw a stfu but if not who cares
>>388257
omegle
>>388253
the eternal uncertainty of the vibe
i like to leave it on max when no one is home, close my door, and then wander the house and listen to see if i can hear... if it's silent, it's silent
>>388257
lain from the cell phone
>>388255
it sounds like edm song clapping
or it did
it sped up then stopped
>>388256
this is brilliant good stuff
>>388258
anon
>>388257
sorry but this description
>it sounds like edm song clapping
is hilarious
omegle
crankin the edm hog
lain from the cell phone
fkskdjsksl
it's literally
how it was hhhh im laughing now i'm going to give my awareness away
>>388265
anon
and i got here without reading context too
omegle
context is for bozos
nevercontextualise
dawn
i'm imagining skrillex wub wubbing in the background while your roomate jerks it and cannot stop laughing
>>388267
anon
so true....
omegle
>>388260
it's too late, gotta go full hog and ask them how the concert went. they know too much
lain from the cell phone
the concert jesus christ hehe
omegle
>>388263
that's just the sound the penis makes they can't help it
lain from the cell phone
idk if you've ever seen skrillex dj but imagine him doing deck scratches but it's on someone else's penis
omegle
wika wika *nuts*
anon
oh my gosh reading context actually made it 10x better
omegle
this is the exception to the rule
anon
im imagining like
anon
a crowd around them clapping in sync with the schlonking
lain from the cell phone
if they knew this thread existed i almost think they would find it extremely funny
omegle
new anon starts posting "that's crazy i was just jerking off rn are u in my walls"
anon
and there's like a meter
"You fappin GOOD!"
dawn
are they fapping in perfect 4 4 time or
omegle
128bpm jorks
omegle
syncopated
lain from the cell phone
"hey roommate i recorded and quantized your jerk sesh"
>>388284
omegle
penis blast beats
this shit writes itself
omegle
>>388282
"where did u get this sample"
"umm"
lain from the cell phone
idk if anything this makes the vibe time less critical it doesn't even matter it's crank time whenever who care's
omegle
the early hours of the late evening is nobody's time... free4all ...
dawn
assert dominance over your roomate
anon
start masturbating to a really good beat like cbat, it'll be a masturduet
>>388293
lain from the cell phone
they are much larger than me i don't think that'll work
>>388290
omegle
>>388289
nono it's like a brat thing
lain from the cell phone
it took me a second to realize you're not talking about charli
>>388294
omegle
>>388292
this is the power of sharing your weird roommate stories. the world is a little brighter
dawn
its like

for some reason it made me think of the first drop of that crappy loop in particular i have no idea why
omegle
the brain is a mysterious organ.... who can say.... the drop, she resonates................
lain from the cell phone
skrillex playing the white note
>>388300
dawn
.play skrillex right in
omegle
>>388298
the drop will make you BUST
dawn
actually

.play bangarang
omegle
the classic bangarang
lain from the cell phone
the ubiquitous bangarang
dawn
the one with the weird ass music video
dawn
no masturbating though
omegle
hot take all music vids are weird
faye
::sus
omegle
boymogus
dawn
80s ones with zero budget and 2010s ones seem to be the weirdest tho
omegle
making silly vids on no budget for your one hit wonder is nice
lain from the cell phone
i unironically love creed music videos
omegle
can you show the class an example...
lain from the cell phone
.play arms wide open mv
dawn
welcome tooooooo this place

we'll show you everythinnnggggg
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
omegle
i like his voice
omegle
awhrms wad oh pun
dawn
this song calms the brain
omegle
oh there are meteors
omegle
be careful mr creed
omegle
this is a good music video
lain from the cartoon
do you want to see the spoof i made of this
lain from the cartoon
it will dox me but its worth it i think
omegle
if you wanna share it... bee care full...
omegle
with awms wado pan
lain from the cartoon
need to find it
omegle
>>388329
and yet inhabited by little worms like everywhere else...
anon
>>388317
the tree leaf that could bark 🗣️🗣️🗣️
omegle
he's so fragile !!
omegle
berthing dogwhale
omegle
camo frog
she blends right in
lain from the cartoon
why are you fighting :(
omegle
achievement hunting
anon
anon
awwe
anon
or
anon
::fantasyseal
anon
that's such a missed opportunity, where is the love for reimu...
omegle
>>388339
wwhait this is 45 mins based
i wanna listen to this more
lain from the cartoon
computing used to be novel and kind of unique instead of this adversarial thing that lives in your pocket
omegle
slop that desires your limited attention for the purposes of generating revenue
omegle
early games are so silly and cool
lain from the cartoon
going to job interviews w/ a ball gag and a shirt that says "I love generating revenue!!!!"
>>388356>>388357
anon
maybe someone should make >>388341 but with glegle and they shoot uhh
omegle
what is glegle's special attack..... hmmmm..............
lain from the cartoon
#ai alright cantankerous computer what's glegles special attack

glegle's special attack is "cutie swirl" - they spin around real fast while emitting sparkles and overwhelming positivity. it's super effective against grumpy vibes and bad days.
alright cantankerous computer what's glegles special attack
dawn
GLEGLE SIGN: NONBINARY NIGHT
>>388362
anon
>>388361
this name actually goes super hard
omegle
everyone else on the train is playing the wonderswan. don't be a freak
dawn
i have an insane headache and i'm not listening along

what's the tl;dr
>>388366
lain from the cartoon
employees who don't play the wonderswan make 18% less on average
>>388368
omegle
>>388364
probably "console no sell good"...
drink water n rest ur eyes anon... stay good...
dawn
i drink loads of water, like it's all i DO drink besides a pot of coffee
>>388369
omegle
>>388365
it's just simple facts. if i don't see you playing wonderswan by 4pm you're fired
omegle
>>388367
caffeeeeeeine!! noooooooooooo
dawn
for some reason staying immobile and closing my eyes isn't doing anythijg

i'm trying not to take my pain meds bc i don't want to get tolerance to them for stuff that isn't insufferable
>>388377
lain from the cartoon
caffeine helps w/ headaches so much
i dont drink it regularly for this reason
>>388372
omegle
>>388371
i'm pro headaches and anxiety so i drink one million coffees
omegle
augh im SQUezd
lain from the cartoon
hehehe
omegle
>>388370
simple pain meds like paracetamol and ibuprofen are fine to take irregularly if u need them anony.....
and a lot of the benefit of sitting and chilling out comes from doin it for like an hour... it's tuff i feel ur pain
dawn
yea it's gotten to the point i take them every other day

might not help that i haven't slept in three days but eh
omegle
girl get some sleep
dawn
whenwver i have exams i end up not sleeping for a few days beforehand

anxiety is a helluva drug
lain from the cartoon
go to the eye doctor....
omegle
train autism is very respectable for some reason
>>388383
omegle
she has train autism
dawn
very
dawn
though less 'watching rainroads for several hours waiting for the brightline' and more 'throw a train in your face if you get in a fight with her'
>>388387
omegle
dance dance insurrection
lain from the cartoon
>klonoa
whatttttt
lain from the cartoon
>>388391
#edit make this just say train
omegle
like a ninja in the night
leaving trains wherever she goes
dawn
there aren't very many trains where i live

there's an insanely loud freight train that passes through at 3am and there's the brighline which is primarily known for killing people rather than transporting them
>>388397
omegle
bruh wonderswan evangelion
lain from the cartoon
MAYA
omegle
>>388394
death is a kind of transport if u squint real hard
omegle
ritsuko wants me to raise kaworu from birth to 100% tje game
dawn
ritsuko should focus on raising her 9 cats instead of taking in stray children
omegle
it's true
lain from the cartoon
how did you feel about the eva rebuilds
i have a lot of opinions i want to be annoying about
omegle
i liked them
the middle ones were weird but it ended nice i think
dawn
/a/ shat on them when they came out, especially 4.0

i never watched them

i just didn't care to, eoe ends on a well enough note
>>388410
omegle
4 was the last one right..... i thot it was good.....
lain from the cartoon
>/a/
i could not care less
physically incapable
omegle
more like l/a/me!!! bor/a/ing!!!!
>>388408
dawn
yea /a/ssholes i know, haven't gone there in a few years because i'm convinced no one there actually watches anime
>>388411
omegle
>>388408
did you like the rebuilds or did you think they were objectively bad art
>>388413
lain from the cartoon
>>388403
eoe and the original series is my favorite like 'media' world
ruined me
>>388414
omegle
>>388407
100% they just wanna talk about things and socialise without having to buy into the whole watch anime thing
dawn
i need to read the manga i've had it for awhile
lain from the cartoon
>>388409
i am a massive rebuild stan
i really appreciate what the project was about even if anno is being kind of obtus
>>388416
omegle
>>388410
original series is so peak
i gotta rewatch it again..... been 2 long..
dawn
anno kind of pulled a miyazaki with the whole 'it's only there because it looks cool, shut up'

he had his old man moment, got married and i guess made the rebuilds
omegle
>>388413
anno will always be obtuse, it's what everyone loves!!!
lain from the cartoon
the entirety of original+eoe was (if we ignore the meta thing about it being a projection of anno's personal problems) a show that like
just hmm.. it created this really awful world and put these really flawed and hurt characters in it and it was so much of a maze for people that it became one of the most massive franchises to ever exist
the rebuilds.. the rebuilds like, let them finally go free from it
the ending of 4.0 was really cathartic to me since these characters lived rent free in my head for so long
>>388420
dawn
the point was that the world sucks, but despite that human interaction is actually a good thing that you need to do if you want to be happy

idk how 4.0 ended but anno being an angry old man about whatever was in the originals was still kinda weird
>>388419
omegle
>>388417
that's a good point... everyone was so fucked and the rebuilds were like "it's ok now shinji talked to his dad on the train and boned kaworu finally so we're better now". i like them all!!! i'm a liker
lain from the cartoon
i never read them; i figured they would not provide any more information than the anime did
omegle
i had no idea the wonderswan was this swag
omegle
wonderswag!!!†
omegle
‡★† <---- check that out
>>388427
lain from the cartoon
>>388426
crying star mouth scar under right eye
omegle
i can fix her
†★†
ok now we're gaming
lain from the cartoon
¬∆¬
dawn
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
†★†
§Π§
†★†
mobile keyboards have all the cool characters
†★†
nul
†★†
>>388437
bottom left corner of the squircle yes yes yes
†★†
holy shit the spread
†★†
that's so juicy
†★†
windows has a kaomoji thingy built in but that's abt it.... so sad.......
lain from the cartoon
i dont like window !!!!!!!!!!!!
†★†
i ♥ winblows
it's so bad and i know how to do thing
lain from the cartoon
are you a windy user
†★†
†★†
i wind
lain from the cartoon
its a real shame the worlds most corporate annoying BORING business operating system for BUSINESSES is the platform that 'games' have been glued to
†★†
yeah i'm convinced the only reason windows is used outside the office is cause of microsoft's attachment to games in like. the 90s or w/e
†★†
it's not a gr8 os otherwise lol
lain from the cartoon
its that and the weird corporate hitman stuff they did to competition and directX and back then they just had the most development horsepower i think
they were just able to capture the market and keep it forever
†★†
the power of bein first... and having a zillion dollars......
i do like that win has so much backward compatability but that's a doubled gooned sword
†★†
>>388454
works v well for applesmarket strategy of "buy the new thing fuck you battery died buy NEW THING"
†★†
really good video!!!!! i loved it!!!
lain from the cartoon
agree good video
†★†
ez sub to the husky voiced video game maybetrans person
lain from the cartoon
>>388454
i pretty much accepted that when i bought an apple product that i would have a hard time doing things that weren't 'intended'
im honestly fine with this
kate
I'm gonna head to bed, see nya'll
lain from the cartoon
nya'll ....
goodnight
†★†
nighty nighty
lain from the cartoon
who queued dilbert 3
>>388468
†★†
DILBERT VIDEO
lain from the cartoon
who did it
†★†
I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY'RE GOATED
>>388468
GOATED
dawn
gn kate
†★†
i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow (wowzers)
lain from the cartoon
#italiano (why shrek is piss)
lain from the cartoon
this song
†★†
the echo voice is iconic
†★†
pilotredsun esque
dawn
i love pilotredsun

it is the perfect 'i can't sleep so i need something to stimulate my brain' music
†★†
yess prs music is so nice
†★†
dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed :)
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
†★†
c'est ça....
dawn
merde
†★†
deep fried murder
†★†
i must go to WORK grr
lain from the cartoon
dont go to work !!!!!!!!!!!!
†★†
but i have to work!!!!!!!!
dawn
it's 4am why work when you can listen to pilotredsun
†★†
it's 9am!!! in real time hours.... grrrrr.....
dawn
oh man

i've been up for too long
lain from the cartoon
you should skip work and post ALL day
dawn
yea omega anon, why aren't you on 24/7

daytime is randalfag's territory the wee hours of the morning should be for those who conquer their need for sleep
>>388497
†★†
there is plenty of posting time in the evening... in da weekend.....

>>388496
i am WEAK !!!!
lain from the cartoon
are randal stocks down
whats the randal sentiment analysis
†★†
you east coast american nosleepers are all rigjt.... alas i am a pithy europeeing...
dawn
i'm not going to school, there aren't any lectures tmrw

your time slots are off, try again next week when i have finals
lain from the cartoon
14296.jpg
::grombo
have a good day at work
†★†
14259.jpg
::h
thx... have a good znooze both of you... restwell...
dawn
i hope you're right lain anon

also i want my psyche chip and i want it NOW
lain from the cartoon
it might help your head!!
>>388505
lain from the cartoon
only have spicy nacho
dawn
i fell asleep with my eyes open today

it was an experience
lain from the cartoon
hhow did you do that
dawn
i dunno, but one moment my prof is talking abt convergence of something or other and next moment i'm in a totally different place and confused why i'm in a lecture hall
lain from the cartoon
whoa are you getting enough sleep regularly
thats terrifying
dawn
i get maybe four hours a day regularly

but if i don't have something to definitively focus on (homework or ehatever) my brain will wander elsewhere
>>388518
dawn
i am going to take some melatonin

but you are right

gnight lain anon
lain from the cartoon
i feel like an llm filling in the blank here
but >you should get more sleep
lain from the cartoon
good night
sleep well .......
lain from the cartoon
i think that is true yeah
†★†
>>388511
that seems like not a lot of sleep at all!!!! rest is good... juicy and nice...
hard to sleep sometimes i suppose, brain + body not cooperating
lain from the cartoon
WORKIN HARD HUH
>>388520
†★†
pipe UP
yes i'm working very hard and also hardly working simultaneously (they cancel out and i'm on my phone)
lain from the cartoon
keep up the good work
>>388524
†★†
this is the power afforded to us by sitting-down-at-a-computer job
>>388525
lain from the cartoon
>>388523
the emailerrrrrrr
†★†
me when i Hello Firstname, hope you're doing well
†★†
Hope you have a lovely weekend
Kind regards
lain from the cartoon
you forgot the body of the email where you sell them on vacuum cleaner nft
>>388529
†★†
>>388528
that's all templated so i don't even have to type it. i'm living in the future
lain from the cartoon
i have not been able to actually do work for days i am falling behind
†★†
uh oh... how come...
lain from the cartoon
brain problemz
†★†
many such cases
†★†
are they good brain problems that will cease soon or mean brain problems that aren't goin away
lain from the cartoon
im not sure
i just approach the work machine
and i sit
and i think 'huh whats on youtube maybe ill go eat really quick before i Get To Work'
2 hours later ive eaten my soup and im 1/3 into a video essay about something stupid
lain from the cartoon
NO work done
†★†
noo the youtube beast claims another soul
working is smelly but regrettably required in this world... sometimes u just wanna sit and chill out and not have to be thinking so much
†★†
esp with those tech jobs where your whole job is thinking good and using ur brain to do stuff
sometimes its nice to turn brain off and lift boxes or whatever
lain from the cartoon
tech job think good means that i dont get to use my think good to make 4/10 posts on libpol later on
†★†
we are being ROBBED of these posts
†★†
alternate universe where
lain from the cartoon
POSTING is a job
†★†
where posting is a job
isekai me there right now
lain from the cartoon
im glad to see your scar healed btw
†★†
i have hyper regenerative under eye balls
lain from the cartoon
under eye huh
lain from the cartoon
under eye what
†★†
sorry under eye testicles
†★†
my eye sacks
†★†
eyenards
lain from the cartoon
thats a men in black character
†★†
yeah i had a few cameos back in my day............
lain from the cartoon
ford mustang is better
♪♫
honda civic
♪♫
.pla canyanero
lain from the cartoon
(i dont know anything about cars)
>>388559
♪♫
dot pla
♪♫
>>388557
neither do i cars are a strange art
♪♫
wheels i understand

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