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anon
maybe someone should make >>388341 but with glegle and they shoot uhh
omegle
what is glegle's special attack..... hmmmm..............
lain from the cartoon
#ai alright cantankerous computer what's glegles special attack

glegle's special attack is "cutie swirl" - they spin around real fast while emitting sparkles and overwhelming positivity. it's super effective against grumpy vibes and bad days.
alright cantankerous computer what's glegles special attack
dawn
GLEGLE SIGN: NONBINARY NIGHT
>>388362
anon
>>388361
this name actually goes super hard
omegle
everyone else on the train is playing the wonderswan. don't be a freak
dawn
i have an insane headache and i'm not listening along

what's the tl;dr
>>388366
lain from the cartoon
employees who don't play the wonderswan make 18% less on average
>>388368
omegle
>>388364
probably "console no sell good"...
drink water n rest ur eyes anon... stay good...
dawn
i drink loads of water, like it's all i DO drink besides a pot of coffee
>>388369
omegle
>>388365
it's just simple facts. if i don't see you playing wonderswan by 4pm you're fired
omegle
>>388367
caffeeeeeeine!! noooooooooooo
dawn
for some reason staying immobile and closing my eyes isn't doing anythijg

i'm trying not to take my pain meds bc i don't want to get tolerance to them for stuff that isn't insufferable
>>388377
lain from the cartoon
caffeine helps w/ headaches so much
i dont drink it regularly for this reason
>>388372
omegle
>>388371
i'm pro headaches and anxiety so i drink one million coffees
omegle
augh im SQUezd
lain from the cartoon
hehehe
omegle
>>388370
simple pain meds like paracetamol and ibuprofen are fine to take irregularly if u need them anony.....
and a lot of the benefit of sitting and chilling out comes from doin it for like an hour... it's tuff i feel ur pain
dawn
yea it's gotten to the point i take them every other day

might not help that i haven't slept in three days but eh
omegle
girl get some sleep
dawn
whenwver i have exams i end up not sleeping for a few days beforehand

anxiety is a helluva drug
lain from the cartoon
go to the eye doctor....
omegle
train autism is very respectable for some reason
>>388383
omegle
she has train autism
dawn
very
dawn
though less 'watching rainroads for several hours waiting for the brightline' and more 'throw a train in your face if you get in a fight with her'
>>388387
omegle
dance dance insurrection
lain from the cartoon
>klonoa
whatttttt
lain from the cartoon
>>388391
#edit make this just say train
omegle
like a ninja in the night
leaving trains wherever she goes
dawn
there aren't very many trains where i live

there's an insanely loud freight train that passes through at 3am and there's the brighline which is primarily known for killing people rather than transporting them
>>388397
omegle
bruh wonderswan evangelion
lain from the cartoon
MAYA
omegle
>>388394
death is a kind of transport if u squint real hard
omegle
ritsuko wants me to raise kaworu from birth to 100% tje game
dawn
ritsuko should focus on raising her 9 cats instead of taking in stray children
omegle
it's true
lain from the cartoon
how did you feel about the eva rebuilds
i have a lot of opinions i want to be annoying about
omegle
i liked them
the middle ones were weird but it ended nice i think
dawn
/a/ shat on them when they came out, especially 4.0

i never watched them

i just didn't care to, eoe ends on a well enough note
>>388410
omegle
4 was the last one right..... i thot it was good.....
lain from the cartoon
>/a/
i could not care less
physically incapable
omegle
more like l/a/me!!! bor/a/ing!!!!
>>388408
dawn
yea /a/ssholes i know, haven't gone there in a few years because i'm convinced no one there actually watches anime
>>388411
omegle
>>388408
did you like the rebuilds or did you think they were objectively bad art
>>388413
lain from the cartoon
>>388403
eoe and the original series is my favorite like 'media' world
ruined me
>>388414
omegle
>>388407
100% they just wanna talk about things and socialise without having to buy into the whole watch anime thing
dawn
i need to read the manga i've had it for awhile
lain from the cartoon
>>388409
i am a massive rebuild stan
i really appreciate what the project was about even if anno is being kind of obtus
>>388416
omegle
>>388410
original series is so peak
i gotta rewatch it again..... been 2 long..
dawn
anno kind of pulled a miyazaki with the whole 'it's only there because it looks cool, shut up'

he had his old man moment, got married and i guess made the rebuilds
omegle
>>388413
anno will always be obtuse, it's what everyone loves!!!
lain from the cartoon
the entirety of original+eoe was (if we ignore the meta thing about it being a projection of anno's personal problems) a show that like
just hmm.. it created this really awful world and put these really flawed and hurt characters in it and it was so much of a maze for people that it became one of the most massive franchises to ever exist
the rebuilds.. the rebuilds like, let them finally go free from it
the ending of 4.0 was really cathartic to me since these characters lived rent free in my head for so long
>>388420
dawn
the point was that the world sucks, but despite that human interaction is actually a good thing that you need to do if you want to be happy

idk how 4.0 ended but anno being an angry old man about whatever was in the originals was still kinda weird
>>388419
omegle
>>388417
that's a good point... everyone was so fucked and the rebuilds were like "it's ok now shinji talked to his dad on the train and boned kaworu finally so we're better now". i like them all!!! i'm a liker
lain from the cartoon
i never read them; i figured they would not provide any more information than the anime did
omegle
i had no idea the wonderswan was this swag
omegle
wonderswag!!!†
omegle
‡★† <---- check that out
>>388427
lain from the cartoon
>>388426
crying star mouth scar under right eye
omegle
i can fix her
†★†
ok now we're gaming
lain from the cartoon
¬∆¬
dawn
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
†★†
§Π§
†★†
mobile keyboards have all the cool characters
†★†
nul
†★†
>>388437
bottom left corner of the squircle yes yes yes
†★†
holy shit the spread
†★†
that's so juicy
†★†
windows has a kaomoji thingy built in but that's abt it.... so sad.......
lain from the cartoon
i dont like window !!!!!!!!!!!!
†★†
i ♥ winblows
it's so bad and i know how to do thing
lain from the cartoon
are you a windy user
†★†
†★†
i wind
lain from the cartoon
its a real shame the worlds most corporate annoying BORING business operating system for BUSINESSES is the platform that 'games' have been glued to
†★†
yeah i'm convinced the only reason windows is used outside the office is cause of microsoft's attachment to games in like. the 90s or w/e
†★†
it's not a gr8 os otherwise lol
lain from the cartoon
its that and the weird corporate hitman stuff they did to competition and directX and back then they just had the most development horsepower i think
they were just able to capture the market and keep it forever
†★†
the power of bein first... and having a zillion dollars......
i do like that win has so much backward compatability but that's a doubled gooned sword
†★†
>>388454
works v well for applesmarket strategy of "buy the new thing fuck you battery died buy NEW THING"
†★†
really good video!!!!! i loved it!!!
lain from the cartoon
agree good video
†★†
ez sub to the husky voiced video game maybetrans person
lain from the cartoon
>>388454
i pretty much accepted that when i bought an apple product that i would have a hard time doing things that weren't 'intended'
im honestly fine with this
kate
I'm gonna head to bed, see nya'll
lain from the cartoon
nya'll ....
goodnight
†★†
nighty nighty
lain from the cartoon
who queued dilbert 3
>>388468
†★†
DILBERT VIDEO
lain from the cartoon
who did it
†★†
I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY'RE GOATED
>>388468
GOATED
dawn
gn kate
†★†
i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow (wowzers)
lain from the cartoon
#italiano (why shrek is piss)
lain from the cartoon
this song
†★†
the echo voice is iconic
†★†
pilotredsun esque
dawn
i love pilotredsun

it is the perfect 'i can't sleep so i need something to stimulate my brain' music
†★†
yess prs music is so nice
†★†
dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed :)
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
†★†
c'est ça....
dawn
merde
†★†
deep fried murder
†★†
i must go to WORK grr
lain from the cartoon
dont go to work !!!!!!!!!!!!
†★†
but i have to work!!!!!!!!
dawn
it's 4am why work when you can listen to pilotredsun
†★†
it's 9am!!! in real time hours.... grrrrr.....
dawn
oh man

i've been up for too long
lain from the cartoon
you should skip work and post ALL day
dawn
yea omega anon, why aren't you on 24/7

daytime is randalfag's territory the wee hours of the morning should be for those who conquer their need for sleep
>>388497
†★†
there is plenty of posting time in the evening... in da weekend.....

>>388496
i am WEAK !!!!
lain from the cartoon
are randal stocks down
whats the randal sentiment analysis
†★†
you east coast american nosleepers are all rigjt.... alas i am a pithy europeeing...
dawn
i'm not going to school, there aren't any lectures tmrw

your time slots are off, try again next week when i have finals
lain from the cartoon
14296.jpg
::grombo
have a good day at work
†★†
14259.jpg
::h
thx... have a good znooze both of you... restwell...
dawn
i hope you're right lain anon

also i want my psyche chip and i want it NOW
lain from the cartoon
it might help your head!!
>>388505
lain from the cartoon
only have spicy nacho
dawn
i fell asleep with my eyes open today

it was an experience
lain from the cartoon
hhow did you do that
dawn
i dunno, but one moment my prof is talking abt convergence of something or other and next moment i'm in a totally different place and confused why i'm in a lecture hall
lain from the cartoon
whoa are you getting enough sleep regularly
thats terrifying
dawn
i get maybe four hours a day regularly

but if i don't have something to definitively focus on (homework or ehatever) my brain will wander elsewhere
>>388518
dawn
i am going to take some melatonin

but you are right

gnight lain anon
lain from the cartoon
i feel like an llm filling in the blank here
but >you should get more sleep
lain from the cartoon
good night
sleep well .......
lain from the cartoon
i think that is true yeah
†★†
>>388511
that seems like not a lot of sleep at all!!!! rest is good... juicy and nice...
hard to sleep sometimes i suppose, brain + body not cooperating
lain from the cartoon
WORKIN HARD HUH
>>388520
†★†
pipe UP
yes i'm working very hard and also hardly working simultaneously (they cancel out and i'm on my phone)
lain from the cartoon
keep up the good work
>>388524
†★†
this is the power afforded to us by sitting-down-at-a-computer job
>>388525
lain from the cartoon
>>388523
the emailerrrrrrr
†★†
me when i Hello Firstname, hope you're doing well
†★†
Hope you have a lovely weekend
Kind regards
lain from the cartoon
you forgot the body of the email where you sell them on vacuum cleaner nft
>>388529
†★†
>>388528
that's all templated so i don't even have to type it. i'm living in the future
lain from the cartoon
i have not been able to actually do work for days i am falling behind
†★†
uh oh... how come...
lain from the cartoon
brain problemz
†★†
many such cases
†★†
are they good brain problems that will cease soon or mean brain problems that aren't goin away
lain from the cartoon
im not sure
i just approach the work machine
and i sit
and i think 'huh whats on youtube maybe ill go eat really quick before i Get To Work'
2 hours later ive eaten my soup and im 1/3 into a video essay about something stupid
lain from the cartoon
NO work done
†★†
noo the youtube beast claims another soul
working is smelly but regrettably required in this world... sometimes u just wanna sit and chill out and not have to be thinking so much
†★†
esp with those tech jobs where your whole job is thinking good and using ur brain to do stuff
sometimes its nice to turn brain off and lift boxes or whatever
lain from the cartoon
tech job think good means that i dont get to use my think good to make 4/10 posts on libpol later on
†★†
we are being ROBBED of these posts
†★†
alternate universe where
lain from the cartoon
POSTING is a job
†★†
where posting is a job
isekai me there right now
lain from the cartoon
im glad to see your scar healed btw
†★†
i have hyper regenerative under eye balls
lain from the cartoon
under eye huh
lain from the cartoon
under eye what
†★†
sorry under eye testicles
†★†
my eye sacks
†★†
eyenards
lain from the cartoon
thats a men in black character
†★†
yeah i had a few cameos back in my day............
lain from the cartoon
ford mustang is better
♪♫
honda civic
♪♫
.pla canyanero
lain from the cartoon
(i dont know anything about cars)
>>388559
♪♫
dot pla
♪♫
>>388557
neither do i cars are a strange art
♪♫
wheels i understand
lain from the cartoon
yes
lain from the cartoon
yes you're saying what im understanding now
i really get wheels that makes a lot of sense
♪♫
you spin em and they just stay right there in the same way but they wiggle weird though space u know
♪♫
rotating about an axis that itself does not move
lain from the cartoon
i found a wheel in my computer once
lain from the cartoon
kind of a pleasant surprise
♪♫
!! that's the last place i'd expect to find a wheel
♪♫
some kind of internal computing wheel... thinking cheese.... tres mysterious
anon
hello world
anon
how many of us are on suicide watch. im first
>>388577
rose
no, we had to banish them all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388574
I will live forever
anon
i should prob be on watch
Spiders
>>388575
there's this detransitioner twink does that count
anon## global mod
>>388575
Hard to tell, who knows
Spiders
can i make you blue :3
Spiders
OW
Spiders
FUCK
anon## global mod
Just for you
Spiders
omgggg thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
Spiders
<333333
Spiders
:3
anon## global mod
It is morning in North America
If you are just waking up, I hope you have a pleasant day
Spiders
for me it's 1 pm
Spiders
but i woke up at 9
Spiders
just had to girlrot in girlbed for a couple hours or else i wouldnt be me
>>388595
anon## global mod
>>388594
Well
If you are spiders
Perhaps you may spin another web elsewhere
Just for a little while
>>388596>>388598
lain from the cartoon
>>388595
corch the cowardly dog
lain from the cartoon
i wonder how different life might've went for me if my dog never chewed through my dreamcast cables
i instead got a playstation 2
rose
helo lain cartoon
lain from the cartoon
hi rose
lain from the cartoon
SHIT hold on
rose
holding
lain from the cartoon
had to edit vimrc sorry
anon
very lain coded
rose
had to shlang my ballz
♪♫
>>388609
>4chan is not a chatroom
brainworm continues winning
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388616
*brainwashes you* *you now like Girls und Panzer*
♪♫
something excellent about anime girls in tanks can't put my finger on it
♪♫
sliced tanks?................. hmm........
>>388622
♪♫
birthday tank for the birthday worm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm worm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And my birthday is on a funny date
Spiders
mrrrreowp :33
straw girl
rose orlando im listening to ur new ep right now!!!!!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
>>388629
wowww ill check it out thanks rose
SadChan🍉🍉
for the hot tip
SadChan🍉🍉
im a loser lol i watched half of this video lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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It do be like this sometimes
davesprite
i think i need to acquire a selfie stick
davesprite
oh the horror
davesprite
there's a lot of public cringe i'm willing to accept but what humiliation
davesprite
oh wait i forgot i already own a selfie stick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dave amnesia moment
davesprite
it really is though because i have no idea where my selfie stick went so i may just get a second one lol
davesprite
ooh wait they have tripods where like the base detaches and its a selfie stick that you can use for setting up still shots but also for walking stuff
davesprite
that's neat i want it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
I'm looking at u
davesprite
hi randal
davesprite
oh man it's may 2 that means tomorrow is the 3rd
i'm gonna go to a comic book shop for the first time in my life tomorrow
scary
>>388660
Dakota
i woke up so hungry this morning
>>388658
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GV6yY4aa0AA5DaI.jpg
>>388656
It's that vidya about a girl murdering people in school that's been a demo for 11 years. I was like 15 when I got into it
Dakota
i had a large bowl of tomato soup filled with tuna and hot sauce
>>388661
davesprite
>>388653
what if boys act weird at me what will i do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388659
RIP stomach
Dakota
shit i eat like this normally
Dakota
nothing messes up my gut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fair, I also consume a ton of chemicals daily
Dakota
i'm an american all we eat is chemicals
davesprite
everything is made of chemicals lol
davesprite
if it's not organic chemicals you don't wanna eat it then it's like rocks or something
Dakota
i hae a garden but its got a month or two b4 first yield
>>388670
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Sometimes I buy a chinese cabbage and I rip off a bunch of leaves from it and I eat them while spilling water everywhere like a caveman that I am
davesprite
>>388668
i don't trust home gardening i only eat things with microplastics in them
Dakota
they dont use the good microplastic anymore
>>388673
Dakota
you needed the ones from the early 90s
>>388674
davesprite
>>388672
i miss the taste of lead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Microplastics in ma balls
davesprite
i actually remember this capsule machine from one of the places i lived as a kid with lead toys in it lol
davesprite
i got in trouble for sucking on this big hunk of lead
it tasted sweet >:]
>>388679
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Here's a concept: a new Olympics decline: competitive sleeping
davesprite
>>388677
this is why i ended up trans probably
sadmoder
#poll coffee / drip / pour over / french press / other / no coffee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Coffee sucks, drink tee
Dakota
i dont drink coffee mostly water
sadmoder
coffee is goated
davesprite
i tried to vote other but it clicked french press reeeee my esspressooooooooooooo
i do like french press tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
He's gonna fuck that furby
Dakota
i think i'm gonna try to record my pio journey
>>388693
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is it called french press, it's not even made by a frenchman smh
>>388689
sadmoder
idk prolly same reason we call them french fries
>>388692
davesprite
i feed mine a baguette daily to keep it operational
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388689
Frenchman flesh
sadmoder
>>388686
that will be interesting to see
Dakota
i'm gonna go shower for now gotta get ready to do some stuff today
davesprite
>>388695
french they're french and they must be retvrned
i am moving to france just so i can vote bonapartist revanchism
straw girl
i love coffee if i had no coffee i would start foaming at the mouth and convulsing
>>388701
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Aw hell nah
sadmoder
>>388699
i usually just get a headache
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Y'all adicted
sadmoder
yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need a mug of strong af tea in the morning or I'm tweaking
sadmoder
i was able to kick nictotine so if need be i can do caffiene i think
straw girl
headaches keep u awake
straw girl
oh thats a good idea actually if i cant get coffee one day i can just slam my head into a wall
>>388710
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm on immunodepressants I can eat whatever I want
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388708
This can either result in breaking a wall or killing yourself
>>388712
rose
i usually just have instant coffee which is sad
>>388720
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I get moccachinos from a coffee machine
rose
my dad had a coffee machine i think it was an espresso machine n mnnnnnnn
straw girl
one time this guy was being mean 2 me so i spilled a coffee all over his dick
>>388719>>388717
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Funny how I hate bitter things but love torturing myself with spicy stuff
straw girl
he screamed cuz it burned him and it looked like he pissed himself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388715
Sounds like a porno plot
rose
is instant a uk thing?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now we have it here too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Instant dirt lmao
sadmoder
idk america is all beans, pre ground or whole. i thought mainland euro like their esspressos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Coffee by itself is a laxative, this is straight up doodoo powder considering the ingredient quality
>>388739
sadmoder
i need to kara or vivi maxx
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388727
Mini milk
straw girl
i wish i looked like a girl
>>388737
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was 2D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mt2D (Male to 2D)
sadmoder
linear algebra makes it seem so easy to lose a dimension
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>tfw can't become a Ranfren character to be sold at a pet store
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay balling
straw girl
idk........ ill take a picture tell me how i look 2day
rose
idk i dont be shitting after ive had coffee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Iron Lung but Iron Gut
>>388745
sadmoder
for me it gets things moving
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388745
Far from it
rose
ok cos i was thinking it might just be an american thing
rose
cos theyre always shitting themselves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm only shitting myself when my colitis acts up
sadmoder
are americans always shitting ourselves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Otherwise I'm no different
rose
yeah dawg i hear about it all the time its like "ough i had coffee gotta shit myself" "ough i had taco bell gotta shit myself" "oooh i ate smth spicy gotta shit myself"
>>388755
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Americans eat cheeseburgers all the time > cheese is thick > makes you constipated > yet they still shit themselves > ???
straw girl
is this how the rest of the world sees us
sadmoder
>>388752
ok coffee and tacobell ill give you that, but spicy just makes the poop burn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Just eat more fiber
rose
"just stepped outside time to shit myself"
straw girl
*gets shot at school* time to void my bowels
rose
exactly
rose
like i hear about americans pooping theyselves far more than anywhere else
sadmoder
damn :/
sadmoder
guess we just shitty huh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're all so funni

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