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lain from the cartoon
yes
lain from the cartoon
yes you're saying what im understanding now
i really get wheels that makes a lot of sense
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you spin em and they just stay right there in the same way but they wiggle weird though space u know
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rotating about an axis that itself does not move
lain from the cartoon
i found a wheel in my computer once
lain from the cartoon
kind of a pleasant surprise
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!! that's the last place i'd expect to find a wheel
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some kind of internal computing wheel... thinking cheese.... tres mysterious
anon
hello world
anon
how many of us are on suicide watch. im first
>>388577
rose
no, we had to banish them all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388574
I will live forever
anon
i should prob be on watch
Spiders
>>388575
there's this detransitioner twink does that count
anon## global mod
>>388575
Hard to tell, who knows
Spiders
can i make you blue :3
Spiders
OW
Spiders
FUCK
anon## global mod
Just for you
Spiders
omgggg thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
Spiders
<333333
Spiders
:3
anon## global mod
It is morning in North America
If you are just waking up, I hope you have a pleasant day
Spiders
for me it's 1 pm
Spiders
but i woke up at 9
Spiders
just had to girlrot in girlbed for a couple hours or else i wouldnt be me
>>388595
anon## global mod
>>388594
Well
If you are spiders
Perhaps you may spin another web elsewhere
Just for a little while
>>388596>>388598
lain from the cartoon
>>388595
corch the cowardly dog
lain from the cartoon
i wonder how different life might've went for me if my dog never chewed through my dreamcast cables
i instead got a playstation 2
rose
helo lain cartoon
lain from the cartoon
hi rose
lain from the cartoon
SHIT hold on
rose
holding
lain from the cartoon
had to edit vimrc sorry
anon
very lain coded
rose
had to shlang my ballz
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>>388609
>4chan is not a chatroom
brainworm continues winning
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388616
*brainwashes you* *you now like Girls und Panzer*
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something excellent about anime girls in tanks can't put my finger on it
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sliced tanks?................. hmm........
>>388622
♪♫
birthday tank for the birthday worm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm worm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And my birthday is on a funny date
Spiders
mrrrreowp :33
straw girl
rose orlando im listening to ur new ep right now!!!!!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
>>388629
wowww ill check it out thanks rose
SadChan🍉🍉
for the hot tip
SadChan🍉🍉
im a loser lol i watched half of this video lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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It do be like this sometimes
davesprite
i think i need to acquire a selfie stick
davesprite
oh the horror
davesprite
there's a lot of public cringe i'm willing to accept but what humiliation
davesprite
oh wait i forgot i already own a selfie stick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dave amnesia moment
davesprite
it really is though because i have no idea where my selfie stick went so i may just get a second one lol
davesprite
ooh wait they have tripods where like the base detaches and its a selfie stick that you can use for setting up still shots but also for walking stuff
davesprite
that's neat i want it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I'm looking at u
davesprite
hi randal
davesprite
oh man it's may 2 that means tomorrow is the 3rd
i'm gonna go to a comic book shop for the first time in my life tomorrow
scary
>>388660
Dakota
i woke up so hungry this morning
>>388658
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>388656
It's that vidya about a girl murdering people in school that's been a demo for 11 years. I was like 15 when I got into it
Dakota
i had a large bowl of tomato soup filled with tuna and hot sauce
>>388661
davesprite
>>388653
what if boys act weird at me what will i do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388659
RIP stomach
Dakota
shit i eat like this normally
Dakota
nothing messes up my gut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fair, I also consume a ton of chemicals daily
Dakota
i'm an american all we eat is chemicals
davesprite
everything is made of chemicals lol
davesprite
if it's not organic chemicals you don't wanna eat it then it's like rocks or something
Dakota
i hae a garden but its got a month or two b4 first yield
>>388670
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Sometimes I buy a chinese cabbage and I rip off a bunch of leaves from it and I eat them while spilling water everywhere like a caveman that I am
davesprite
>>388668
i don't trust home gardening i only eat things with microplastics in them
Dakota
they dont use the good microplastic anymore
>>388673
Dakota
you needed the ones from the early 90s
>>388674
davesprite
>>388672
i miss the taste of lead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Microplastics in ma balls
davesprite
i actually remember this capsule machine from one of the places i lived as a kid with lead toys in it lol
davesprite
i got in trouble for sucking on this big hunk of lead
it tasted sweet >:]
>>388679
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Here's a concept: a new Olympics decline: competitive sleeping
davesprite
>>388677
this is why i ended up trans probably
sadmoder
#poll coffee / drip / pour over / french press / other / no coffee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Coffee sucks, drink tee
Dakota
i dont drink coffee mostly water
sadmoder
coffee is goated
davesprite
i tried to vote other but it clicked french press reeeee my esspressooooooooooooo
i do like french press tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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He's gonna fuck that furby
Dakota
i think i'm gonna try to record my pio journey
>>388693
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is it called french press, it's not even made by a frenchman smh
>>388689
sadmoder
idk prolly same reason we call them french fries
>>388692
davesprite
i feed mine a baguette daily to keep it operational
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388689
Frenchman flesh
sadmoder
>>388686
that will be interesting to see
Dakota
i'm gonna go shower for now gotta get ready to do some stuff today
davesprite
>>388695
french they're french and they must be retvrned
i am moving to france just so i can vote bonapartist revanchism
straw girl
i love coffee if i had no coffee i would start foaming at the mouth and convulsing
>>388701
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Aw hell nah
sadmoder
>>388699
i usually just get a headache
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Y'all adicted
sadmoder
yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need a mug of strong af tea in the morning or I'm tweaking
sadmoder
i was able to kick nictotine so if need be i can do caffiene i think
straw girl
headaches keep u awake
straw girl
oh thats a good idea actually if i cant get coffee one day i can just slam my head into a wall
>>388710
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm on immunodepressants I can eat whatever I want
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388708
This can either result in breaking a wall or killing yourself
>>388712
rose
i usually just have instant coffee which is sad
>>388720
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I get moccachinos from a coffee machine
rose
my dad had a coffee machine i think it was an espresso machine n mnnnnnnn
straw girl
one time this guy was being mean 2 me so i spilled a coffee all over his dick
>>388719>>388717
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Funny how I hate bitter things but love torturing myself with spicy stuff
straw girl
he screamed cuz it burned him and it looked like he pissed himself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388715
Sounds like a porno plot
rose
is instant a uk thing?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now we have it here too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Instant dirt lmao
sadmoder
idk america is all beans, pre ground or whole. i thought mainland euro like their esspressos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Coffee by itself is a laxative, this is straight up doodoo powder considering the ingredient quality
>>388739
sadmoder
i need to kara or vivi maxx
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388727
Mini milk
straw girl
i wish i looked like a girl
>>388737
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was 2D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mt2D (Male to 2D)
sadmoder
linear algebra makes it seem so easy to lose a dimension
>>388797
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>tfw can't become a Ranfren character to be sold at a pet store
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay balling
straw girl
idk........ ill take a picture tell me how i look 2day
rose
idk i dont be shitting after ive had coffee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Iron Lung but Iron Gut
>>388745
sadmoder
for me it gets things moving
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388745
Far from it
rose
ok cos i was thinking it might just be an american thing
rose
cos theyre always shitting themselves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm only shitting myself when my colitis acts up
sadmoder
are americans always shitting ourselves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Otherwise I'm no different
rose
yeah dawg i hear about it all the time its like "ough i had coffee gotta shit myself" "ough i had taco bell gotta shit myself" "oooh i ate smth spicy gotta shit myself"
>>388755
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Americans eat cheeseburgers all the time > cheese is thick > makes you constipated > yet they still shit themselves > ???
straw girl
is this how the rest of the world sees us
sadmoder
>>388752
ok coffee and tacobell ill give you that, but spicy just makes the poop burn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Just eat more fiber
rose
"just stepped outside time to shit myself"
straw girl
*gets shot at school* time to void my bowels
rose
exactly
rose
like i hear about americans pooping theyselves far more than anywhere else
sadmoder
damn :/
sadmoder
guess we just shitty huh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're all so funni
straw girl
randal ur pretty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guess what country I'm from
sadmoder
arent u russian?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah
sadmoder
that doesnt seem great, dont they hate lgbtq people
>>388771
straw girl
brazil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Russia and Brazil are the same anyway just different continent
sadmoder
>>388771
:( #hug
ill hope for a better tomorrow for you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I mean, I can just pretend I'm straight and marry a girl they won't ever suspect a thing
>>388816
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He he squishy
sadmoder
straw girl whats brazil like on lgbt people? i dont think i knwo too much about the situation there
>>388780
straw girl
>>388776
i have no idea im american
sadmoder
lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Brazil is cursed
sadmoder
i bet seeing that big jesus every day is something tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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The Beeg Jesus
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think we and brazilians can bond over religiousness, the city where I live has over 9000 churches
sadmoder
where you raised eastern othrodox?
>>388788
straw girl
one time i was in a car in the countryside and i saw a gas station with a big inflatable jesus wearing an american flag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388786
Yeah, I was baptized (I have a cross) and my parents have icons if some saints but our family has always been relaxed over religion, nobody forced me to pray or anything. I'm a believer because of personal choices
sadmoder
thats nice, too many people have been traumatized by religion when it should be a refuge from truama
straw girl
my dad got sexually abused by a priest when he was in a church choir
>>388793
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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#ksay yes
sadmoder
oof, there was a rapy priest at my high school, but he never tried anything with me (i guess he had a thing for boys)
>>388794
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388790
I'm sorry for that
nonARRGGanon
>>388792
wow we had 2 teachers like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Personally I'm interested in joining the LDS
sadmoder
>>388798
this is going to stick in my mind anytime i chop vegitabkes now
>>388801
nonARRGGanon
american cheese is made of plastic so it melts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388799
Caaat's paaaaw~
straw girl
::meow
rose
i went to go make a coffee
sadmoder
hello rose orlanso
straw girl
rose hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
rose
but instead i made a tea instead
nonARRGGanon
I like tea :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Randal's house gets visited by some religious guys and I automatically assumed they're JW and since they have a fight in this chapter I assume Randal's family are something opposite to JW so I thinnk they're mormons
sadmoder
i dont get the jw’s like whats their whole deal
>>388819
straw girl
more importantly whats the appeal of living all modestly and celibate or whatever
>>388822
rose
i need an heiress to keep me as her puppy
nonARRGGanon
That's a good idea can I have one too?
straw girl
::ban sex
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If anything, beating myself over having sexual thoughts is a dream to me
straw girl
i aggree!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388826
Nah, it's an american only thing nowadays
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mormons however I present and still active
sadmoder
yeah they go everywhere, they call it their “mission”
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
JW are banned btw
>>388834
nonARRGGanon
>>388798
I thought u were supposed to use your finger tips but pointed down
>>388835
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388833
He chops his fingers off
rose
apparently half my family on my mums side went to america to become mormons
>>388838
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388834
Destructive cult
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Aum Shinrikyo are banned too, krishnaits are active I met one a couple years ago
rose
can you imagine is rose orlando was american...
nonARRGGanon
not aum shinrikyo noooooooo
>>388843
sadmoder
rose whats your take on midwest emo
rose
i was into it when i was like a teenager, im still into the bands i liked then but a lot of the new stuff idrc for, same wtih the like fanbase around it
>>388848
nonARRGGanon
>>388843
nah they know what's up they're fiiiiine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Btw did you know they had an official anime?
>>388890
sadmoder
>>388844
#check (checked)
yeah that tracks, it seems to have fallen off recently
sadmoder
oh they were the sarin gas ones
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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There was also a vidya made by the same guys as Hong Kong 97
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, I miss Laika
>>388854
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay but what if Yuri Gagarin was a dog and Laika was a human
straw girl
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that would be pretty swag money i think

ehehehehehehehe

::vivi
>>388857
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388856
Who names their kid "VHS". I'm gonna name my son "DVD" if I have one\
>>388858
rose
im gonna name my kid hallelujah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Michaellllll
sadmoder
im not responsible enough to raise a kid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Virgin Kinder Suprised Michael Jr. vs Chad Archangel Michae;
rose
which ranfren character gives the best head
>>388866
sadmoder
since im a white american, if i name myself something brandyleigh, would i be less clocky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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He's so silli
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388863
Guess
rose
i dont know any of them so i cant
>>388868
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388867
I'm gonna say Kitty because uhhhhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyways, Luther has chompers (dick no more), Randal doesn't knows anything about sex, Nyen and Nyon are homophobic, Sebastian gives a sloppy and Nana eats people who
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So Kitty ig
>>388878
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388873
Sloppy toppy
straw girl
oh yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bombardilo Crocodilo
rose
they have all the guys goofy designs n then made the woman boring.... :/
>>388883
sadmoder
u every remember that ur white women im still getting used to it
rose
trve
sadmoder
i dont know how to say solidarity without it seeming increadbily rascist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
White woman alliance
>>388889
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388890
It's the one that's that "Moshi Moshi Jesus desu" meme is from
nonARRGGanon
I know they had screenings of EVA and EVA got changed due to them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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This ain't Jesus, it's the Aum Shinrikyo leader
nonARRGGanon
he was wrongly maligned
nonARRGGanon
I'm an aum shinrikyo truther
nonARRGGanon
it was self defense
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shoko Asahara was kinda based
straw girl
did i tell u guys about this cult that has a building near where i live and they have this guy that they all worship and hes bald and he can levitate and they haave a big sculpture of his head in their office
>>388906>>388907
anon
.play fist of the north star live action
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Naaaaw not the Hokuto no Ken movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play dd hokuto no ken
sadmoder
>>388901
does the cult have the juice or are they gonna fizzle out
>>388908
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>388901
Hmmmmm
straw girl
>>388906
i dont know dude its lika a tiny building and theres never anyone there but thyeve been there for a long time and how did they get that giant stone sculpture of a bald dudes head????????
>>388910
rose
.play dog nightmares
sadmoder
>>388908
you should join to check it out whats the worst that could happen
>>388917
anon
what
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play smile dog
anon
erm
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play dragonball evolution oozaru
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play death note matt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man wish Lain was here, I got another pizza to share
rose
wish lain was here
rose
i dont have a pizza i just like having her around
straw girl
>>388918
ill walk in with one of those gopros on a stick
sadmoder
local queer SHOCKS cult with fluent schizo speak
>>388926
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sounds like my typical friday
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I speak russian, sassy and schizo
>>388930
straw girl
>>388928
no one told me them i just know them actually my sister told me some of them
sadmoder
>>388927
you type pretty good english
straw girl
whats the point of watching this video when u can just watch the actual series
rose
idk
rose
.skip (video skipped)
rose
i just searched up dog nightmares
straw girl
oh sorry i didnt know u qeued that one
rose
it was slop dw
straw girl
okie :3
sadmoder
i like the slop videos that are just different factory jobs
lain from the cartoon
both eyes this time !!
straw girl
ehehehe
straw girl
coffee time
sadmoder
☕️
rose
>>388939
pretty girl i kiss uuuuuuuuuu
sadmoder
british antiques road show clears the American one, smh my head
lain from the cartoon
if you were cereal youd be frosted flaeki
sæкі
lel
sæкі
elflege
lain from the cartoon
i had a chance encounter with my least favorite person, the mirror
i decided to not try and spiral and instead just wear more feminine clothes for the day
i never do this so i hope it works
>>388957>>388958
sæкі
bwaa
sadmoder
>>388954
good for you, its good to break bad thinking habits. i need to get better at it
>>388963
sæкі
<3 best wishes
rose
is this video meant to have sound or?
rose
oh ok as soon as i say smh
lain from the cartoon
i dont think so
lain from the cartoon
>>388957
im really bad at it but today was a little win i guess
>>388964
sæкі
hows peeps . 3.
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