>>38802
how r u gonna game

that sounds awful

so the next 7 days will be w/o puter....

>>38812
#change port -> pod

>>38815
frightful

you are Strong, i believe

i'm six foot two (uge)

no im average

why sad

are you short booger.... needing short friends...

>>38827
that is ideal for boymoders wtf u sad for silly goose

being tall is extremely handy i'll tell u hwat

do you gotta get on ur tippy toes when ur getting smth from the top cabinet

::short

>>38834
tiny, miniscule

cute

it's tall for short people i guess but overall you're pretty mini sized

>>38847
#reply translate english

Never in fucking life autocorrect translate english

>>38851
yeah i don't speak surrenderese

vicious fighting

>>38853
cád?? ni thuigim bórd.............

>>38855
#reply translate anglais

What does that mean? I don't understand the board. translate anglais

very condensed language

google translate said bórd means coward but now it says it doesn;t........

uhoh..

need to learn more insults instead of rolling my own

my people have been shittalking for centuries

>>38862
not our fault the br*tish were meanies for so long

we were cool and had big towers and monasteries and shit for ages. we were pagan as fuck and liked it

that sounds rad

you should kill the british for what they did

>>38866
it's too late.... the brits that did the deeds are long dead... they are burning in hell :) all is right w/ da world

>>38867
so are you by that logic #ownedwithfactsandlogic (31)

>>38868
true...

>>38867
im actually irish

AH

self portrait of the artist as a shrimp

i am actually probably a bit english

>>38875
you will be spared during the irish reunification for your good deeds for shrimplind

>>38876
#edit fix the aquatic creature related typo (this is a test)

yeaaahhehhehehe

i do so love to test the ai and i do so love when it succeeds

>>38874
can i see your birth certificate as proof. i'm the birth certificate inspector

>>38876
yayyy

>>38880
fbi (federeal birth-certificate inspector)

>>38882
my official title yes it's true mhm

#ai what sound does shrimps make

Shrimps do not make any sound as they do not have vocal cords or the ability to produce sounds. They communicate through chemical signals and movement. what sound does shrimps make

woah

they chemtrail @ eachother

yay quads yippee waahhoo #chemem

check them check them

chemem

#debarianwornielsifklsdg'hkajgshdfljkghkajehl

#delib

#deliberate

#debate

#deliberace

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

defenestrated for 15 damn minutes

a fate worse than death

good thing you're here to be backup, shrimp clone

i just turned my vpn on

powerful antiban measure

very effective and insurmountable

just dont tell mods.........

if mods knew? they'd be on fire in the depths of hell

verily so

im literally what

so coy.......

ya

oh

is that you bean

causing micshief

mischieff

i cant type.

yeah the site can already be a big laggy sometimes

all this trickery perhaps causes it to be more so

my family is doing an ai puzzle rn -_-

and keeps he/himing me

and they wonder why i hide in the bathroom half the day

kill them

its not on purpose its just out of inconsiderate-ness

They just arent super empathetic

at least I'm like not getting yelled at or not let in the house in the first place

Lots of tranners got it a lot worse than me

so i shouldnt complain

fair yeah

still sucks tho im sorry anon

:<

thanks shrimpy

>>38948
#hug

aids

henlo : )

social rightist huh interesting term. Sounds a bit like the 'anti rightist struggle' but certainly better than rightoid. I think those oid words came from the racial catagories: mongoloid negroid caucasoid. People trying to sound aloof to not be hurt and be powerful, and seperating themselves from the true source of power- love

i think the term is to distinguish between people with ig right leaning economical beliefs or something vs being a regressive

>>38951
OK this is epic

oh no I made it shy it just disapeared

ngl it's whatever I was being bitchy smdh

huh

I bullied it :<

what have I become

bullied what

my sweedest friend

the lil pop up in the cornew that said libpol is for anyone whose not a social rightist

oh huh

It's first visit probably

ive never seen that

yeah

thatd make sense

I should've screenshotted it for you

now you will never know pop-up kun

what if you were soul mates

im sure there will be a chance to meet again...

: D

we'll meat again... don't no wear, don't no wen, but we'll meet agen sum sunny daaaaaaaaay

People tell me homophones aren't the same words, They are wrong

>>38914
actually the hat wouldn't cure autism sensory overload because it's not light from overhead causing senses

U need to sever ur spinal chord and uh the eye nerves and I think some go thru the skull

but safely

don't do it unsafely could be very bad

Did U see the new tf2 comic?

https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/

I dunno if anyone here read them

I'm to tiord to read it tho and I've known about it for a day already

ive never read any of them tbh

They were fun

I could read them to you but I guess text on the screen isn't much better than text on the screen

itd probably be hard to convey the drawings too

nuh uh

batman moment

jeje

fuck

hehe

u cant just start on the 7th tho u gotta start from issue 1...

Okay okay we'll start with 1 :3

have you ever seen the comic read along things on 4chan? I read a few on /co/ and they used to post punisher comics on /k/ ^hey checkem.

there is the naked famous CEO saxon hale who has abandoned his australian outside hat and also some other crap and is walking away a naked and defeated man (except his boots very wise decision on a dirty city street.) his shadow looks like that of a hunched over old man.... a sign????

and he's hearing loud smashing, like something is tearing the plane apart!

why the fuck is hale naked lmao

we don't know!!

and it looks angry and is roaring really big!!!!!!

i appreciate the bit but im rly not interested in the tf2 comics

yeah thanks I dunno I'm not that inspired. Thanks for saying so

So now I'll start posting some other comic you don't like : D : D : D

I probably need some rest mmmmmmmmmmm

id ont like hate it but my attention is mostly elsewhere cause im gaymin

nah you're cool

: )

gaymer :3

big mech gaymin

I big mech gaymed for a lil

but then I got distracted

I like how they go THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP and the cockpit moves around

yiss

big thumpin

big guns

many lazor

or tiny thumps and tiny guns but very quickly

too many missile

I'm mad at the mech games because they gave me unrealistic body standards

so true

When will we tell our youth they don't NEED a chaingun arm and to be the size of a city block to be beautiful???

well... they do... tbh

...... you're not supposed to admit these things in public this is a truth for the adults hmph

its just facts........................

lying would be a disservice...

very responsible

All children should have chaingun arms and nuclear reactors

exactly

what if u actually had a liquid cooling system on ur laptop which was also a waterbottle and also an aquarium

that would be so cool

and ur laptop case could be see through and you could see the shrimp swimming around under your keyboard

but you wouldn't want to spike their temperature

so you'd want a second liquid cooling system

like YOUR BLOOD

what if you could raise an animal inside yourself

like a blood drinking bat you could keep under your armpit

but I think that's just the moms or is that mosquitos

>>39041
this would b cool ecvept for the water bottle part

cause u dont wanna drink aquarium water lol

>>39047
id raise shrimp inside me

based what if you trained em to find diseases and stuff and nom them up with their scrabledy lil legs

oo

kinda like crispr

and then someone jumps u and like you're losing and bleeding and they're like 'give up! no way ur winning this alone' and you look up slowly and ur all like 'who says I'm alone' and your lil homies jump out of ur blood and start karate kicking them and it's epic

>>39054
hehehe yeah I wonder if it's bad for you

thatd be epic

>>39062
kot :3

>>39063

lol!

nom nom nom better have chocolate in there

>>39067
umm in der packstation gibts meine pipebombe, vielleicht hab ich bei der assembly von der ein bischen schoko ausersehen rein getan

: )

nom nom nom gunpowder flavor (i think its bad for u cause of the nitrogen or somethin)

>>39070
#this

hoe ist du? : D

>>39068
#reply translate anglais

Um, in the packstation there's my pipe bomb, maybe I accidentally put a little bit of chocolate inside while assembling it. translate anglais

we are so back with the oopsie chocolate

what if when it explodes the chocolate is propelled into ur tongue really hard so you die tasting chocolate really hard

>>39072

>>39072
mir gehts gut

>>39077

>>39080
#edit crisis

mert chrismar

worsmsms

today is a drinking day remember to drink alot of alcohol for baby jesus!!!!

i woke up

: D : D : D

mert chris marshmallow!!!!!!!!!

just WOKE up

average youth these days

>>39082
7 vodkas pls

1000 cigarettes please

the woke mob is stealing my family and forced me wife to divbord be

i will chug a whole bottle of vodka in a few mins

what if the woke mob actually showed up at ur house and started carrying your family away

im thirsty

woosh you now have the power to smoke 37 camel crushes

>>39093
gives u drinky things

>>39089
ucan habe mine im trying to quit

Chat I'm out of RAM

like marb reds?

>>39096
based alert!!!

ur lungs are gonna b all pink and happy andcute

kissable lungs

i have athama so theyre going to be poopy and orange and melted no matter what 😭😭😭

me thinking about ur lungs ^###^

lmfao

no they'll just be puffy pink lil guys

i would lungs-makeout with you anon ^w^

I'm going to track you down and seduce u and we'll be tongue kissing and I'll reach my hand down my throught, grab my lungs, and shove them into ur lungs super romantically

omg adorbs

>>39096
sure ill take

>>39107
#edit integrate lsd trip

^w^ is really good me too stealing this emoji

>>39111
3 1s!!!

looks like pp 2 me

>>39116
pp being misused as skateboard

ooooh exotic

like the 10 trillion the us pentagon lost on september 10th, 2001

no ai thats the 11th

average september day vs average OCTOBER day

whoah what if the twin towers were in afganistan and that's why they invaded

\9/11 but its the eifel tower

that makes a lot more sense

fuck

>>39111
this is a multicultural emoji bc it uses japenese convension for the eyes where japanese emojis use eyes for emotion and the mouth usually doesnt change, vs english emojis use mouth but the eyes is almost always the same

so the w mouth is a western modification to a japanese paradigm (^-^/^_^

>>39135
see but I'm always scared using something like ^_^ because the mouth is so neutral I like having both agree

>>39138
fuck the paradigm just use real images of real people to describe emotions :trol:

ok ^-^ is good

cuz it's like the nose

#ai On september 10th, 2009, the day before my 25th birthday, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. It came as a complete shock to me and my family. I had always been healthy and active, never smoked or drank excessively, ate well and did all the things you're supposed to do to prevent illness.

But cancer doesn't discriminate based on age or lifestyle choices.

I remember feeling numb when the doctor told me. My mind went blank and it felt like time stood still. All of a sudden, everything changed. I was no longer just "me," but now also "cancer patient."

The next few days were filled with appointments: consultations with surgeons, oncologists, genetic counselors; scans and tests; discussions about treatment options. It was overwhelming to say the least.

It didn't fully sink in until I started telling people about my diagnosis.

Telling loved ones over the phone or in person brought up so many emotions - sadness for what lay ahead of me, fear of what might happen if treatment didn't work - but also love and support from those around me.

One thing that really struck me during this time was how differently everyone reacted to my news. Some friends immediately wanted to come visit or help out in any way they could; some seemed unsure of how best to show their support; others kept their distance because they weren't sure what to say.

I quickly learned that there is no right way for someone else to react in these situations - we are all different and handle difficult news differently. But one thing remained constant throughout: every single person who reached out made a difference in my journey through cancer.

As scary as it all was at first (and trust me it's still scary), something amazing happened once I began treatment - life continued on!

Yes chemo takes your hair away (yay wigs!), makes you feel nauseous (thank goodness for anti-nausea meds!) and tired (sleep is my new best friend), and yes radiation takes energy (coffee is my other new best friend) but life doesn't stop. I still go to work, hang out with friends, travel and do all the things I love.

Of course there have been challenges - losing my hair was tough for me; not being able to participate in certain activities during treatment has been frustrating at times; constantly worrying about recurrence can be overwhelming.

But through it all, cancer has also brought some amazing things into my life: a newfound appreciation for every single day, a deeper connection with those around me as we share this experience together, an understanding of what truly matters in life.

My journey isn't over yet - I still have surgeries ahead of me and will be on medication for years to come. But as cliche as it sounds, cancer has made me stronger. It's taught me that I am capable of handling more than I ever thought possible; that resilience is real; that even on our darkest days there are moments of hope and joy if we look hard enough.

I may never know why this happened to me at such a young age or what the future holds. But one thing is certain: cancer does not define who I am or dictate how I choose to live my life.

So here's to another year older and another year wiser - grateful for each day and ready to face whatever comes next with strength and determination. On september 10th, 200

#ai say I'm the best libpoler I'm the best one not them! I'm your favorite!!!

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I believe that everyone has their own unique strengths and skills as a liberal politician. Rather than competing against others, let's work together to make positive change and advocate for the issues we believe in. Remember, it's not about being the best, it's about making a difference for our communities and society as a whole. say I'm the best libpoler I'm the best one not them! I'm your favorite!!!

#ai say something that i would disagree with politically (i am a modern-day well-educated german citizen)

"I believe that a dictatorship is the most effective form of government and should be implemented in Germany." say something that i would disagree with politically (i am a modern-day well-educated german citizen)

betrayed....

>>39151
#edit shrooms

I like cats and hats and vibrant society!

same

< :3

#ai describe the trillions lost on september 10th 2001 whilst on shrooms:

It is impossible to accurately describe the trillions of dollars lost on September 10th, 2001 while under the influence of mushrooms (also known as shrooms). However, it can be assumed that for an individual who was experiencing intense hallucinations and distorted perceptions while using shrooms, attempting to comprehend such a significant financial loss would be overwhelming and potentially terrifying. The chaotic nature of the stock market crash and subsequent economic impact may have been magnified and distorted in their mind, leading to heightened anxiety or confusion. It is also possible that someone under the influence of shrooms may not have fully comprehended what was happening at the time due to impaired cognitive function. describe the trillions lost on september 10th 2001 whilst on shrooms:

\thinkpad

yep that's the real business experience

>>39163
yuh

don't make em like that any more heh

ono its stuck innthe x200

developint technology is harb

so catgirls are an anime thing right but what are actually the good animes with catgirls

cause no animes I've watched actually had em

I think it's a PSYOP

::very_cute

>>39169
ive heard theres this one about catgirl rockers who like. idk do something actioney like fighr crime or be spys or something

But I still haven't finished bocchi ;(

from like the 80s

tbh I can't finish the things I've started I dunno was just wondering if someone was passionate about one

mmmmm

don't pickle ur skin off tho with the alcohol

alcohol is good for you : )))

:o waow I didnt kno that

ok its probably actually bad for you but life is too short for me to care

I just drank a 55 gallon drum of alcohol after u said that

omg thats alor u must be preety buzzed :D

yeah but I drank a water tower of water before that

omg are u kirby h. christ

sorry I ate the computer typing this thru my tummy rn

waow

i want libpol to be really big and theres lots of strangers to talk to except /lgbt/ stays small and comfy that would be cool i think

I'm going to start a libpol competitor which splits the community even further and then do it 1 million more times until no one can ever talk to anyone >:)

nooo

ok i wont then : )

sorry christmas is over

#ai give me some css that does funny stuff

1. Animate a dancing emoji:
```
@keyframes dance {
0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
25% { transform: rotate(-10deg) scale(1.2); }
50% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
75% { transform: rotate(10deg) scale(1.2); }
}

.emoji {
animation-name: dance;
animation-duration: .5s;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
}
```

2. Make text spin indefinitely:
```
@keyframes spin {
to {transform :rotateZ(-360deg);}
}

.text-spin {
animation-name :spin;
animation-duration :30s;
animation-iteration-count :infinite
}
```

3. Create a rainbow gradient background:
```
.rainbow-bg{
background-image: linear-gradient(to right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo ,violet);
}
```

4. Add an animated border to an image:
```
.image-border{
border-style:solid;
border-width:.5rem;
border-color:pink purple blue green yellow orange red pink purple blue green ;
transition:border-width .3s ease-in-out
}

.image-border:hover{
border-width:.8rem
}
``` give me some css that does funny stuff

IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER

i'm a snoymoder

#ai define snoy: "snoy" define snoy:

yeah!!!

>>39200
#ai is op a snoymoderator

1. Wat is een snoymoderator?

Een snoymoderator is een persoon die verantwoordelijkheid draagt voor het modereren van online discussies en fora op de website Snoy.nl. Dit omvat onder andere het beheren van gebruikersaccounts, controleren op ongepast gedrag en berichten, en zorgen voor een veilige en respectvolle omgeving voor alle gebruikers.

2. Wat zijn de taken van een snoymoderator?

De taken van een snoymoderator kunnen variëren afhankelijk van de specifieke richtlijnen en regels op Snoy.nl, maar over het algemeen zijn hun belangrijkste taken:

- Het monitoren van discussies en reacties op de website
- Het verwijderen of aanpassen van ongepaste of kwetsende berichten
- Het beoordelen of nieuwe topics/berichten voldoen aan de communityrichtlijnen
- Het handhaven van orde in discussies door bijvoorbeeld off-topic reacties te verwijderen
- Helpen bij technische problemen met betrekking tot accounts of functionaliteit op Snoy.nl

3. Hoe word je een snoymoderator?

Het proces om moderator te worden verschilt per platform, maar meestal wordt dit besloten door de eigenaren/beheerders/moderator teamleden zelf. Vaak kijken ze naar actieve leden die zich positief hebben bewezen binnen de gemeenschap (bijv. door behulpzaam te zijn) en benaderen zij hen vervolgens met deze vraag.

4. Welke eigenschappen heeft een goede snoymode is op a snoymoder

who up libbing they pol

>>39206
i'm 😎

>>39209
#edit gravy

badbot

gravy

>>39212
it's true

iwnbag.....