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kate
.play longcat
nonners
nutsake
♪♫
the japanese drink of nut-sake
anon
anyone else know that baby goats aren
anon
t real and are just cameras made by the goverment to spy on farmers
nonners
baby goats arent real theyre just normal goat standing far away, experts say
kate
goats appear from the horizon ex nihilo
anon
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
anon
Me when I jump on my wife and she disappears into the void
rose
my life is like a beepboop game
straw girl
hahahahahahahahaaaaa........
rose
my wife is like a video game because i grind on the slimes
anon
.play so long gay bowser
funnyposter
>>395668
i know she smells awful
funnyposter
>>395669
fatboy slim are u blind smh
anon
Force NEETs to take a shower
>>395673
funnyposter
dont do this to her shell love her musk
funnyposter
LOSE
straw girl
oh my goodness..
straw girl
u can use a taxidermized rodent to get into any building. its quite a charming little trick
anon
This but with an AR-15 and alot of thermite
funnyposter
.skip (video skipped)
straw girl
>>395679
wanna see somthing cool i found out?
anon
who else wants a cyborg gf
straw girl
the word "bad" has a star in it
>>395705
nonners
we should go back to 2006 and stay there
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
kate
oh I didn't mean to queue this but if you wanna watch sure
nonners
shortcut vs longcat whos gonna win? :o
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
.play cum in my butt boys
nonners
wtf did it queue
anon
nice try
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
anon
NO THAT'S THE GUY THAT SHOWS HIS BUTTHOLE ON YOUTUBE
>>395721
nonners
.serach cum in my butt boys jerma
anon
search cum in my butt
search cummies in my butt
search cum inside my butt
nonners
1
anon
>>395721
for a time, don't know if you can anymore. But like for "educational" or "artistic" purposes, you were allowed to show tits and butthole in the case of this guy. It had to be like the most sterile educational content though, you couldn't like make it sexual
nonners
.play dunkey trap adventure
nonners
.play rise of the ops
rose
trapquest??
my life is like a videogame fr
kate
reminds me of catmario
anon
trapquest???
anon
blops2 was pretty good ngl
nonners
>the future is black
okay thank call of duty
anon
markiplier
straw girl
video dunkey
anon
markiplier is like a video game
anon
>soyposting is bannable now
>plays markiplier
nonners
i love this smell when its about to rain
kate
Think that's o zone
anon
I had surgery on my feet, so I can feel when it is going to rain in my bones
kate
I think the rest of the video is just gonna be this
kate
.skip (video skipped)
kate
So is the marine layer those clouds?
sadmoder
is this a bit
anon
.play Dan Hentschel fired from target
>>395754
♪♫
where is dan right now
is he in heaven
sadmoder
yeah they had to put him down
anon
They had to put him down after killing 3 people
nonners
>>395750
this one is sadly age restricted so it wont play
♪♫
🙏
anon
.play Dan Hentschel I am racist
sadmoder
how is this dude real, is it like before he became a meme
anon
ok ok how much caffeine do i ingest,,,,
anon
or do i waitttt hmmmmmmmm
straw girl
um sorry u guys i was ummmnn frying bacon i fried 2 strips of bacon for breakfast quesadillas
>>395777
♪♫
sounds like a good breakfast
>>395765
nonners
wish i had a gun rn
straw girl
what for
nonners
to shoot the guy whos blasting music right under my window in his car
nonners
i think some people are just bad and you can kill them lifehack
straw girl
well you can kill people despite them not being bad also
anon
this kind of reminds me of my mom
vuuv
morning :)
vuuv
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saw this, reading now. It's a bit basic but seems to be interesting
♪♫
giant wife snakes are soo basic
rose
i just recorded rose orlando song , awesome style
funnyposter
im doing this one
sadmoder
dan is such a bdp girly
nonners
.play one of my patients unalived themselves
nonners
how does he come up with these
nonners
oh wtf it played even tho its age restricted
anon
>>395787
then ig fuck myself am i right
nonners
wish i represented target and its corporate interests!
rose
>>395790
your days will be shitty until you buy rose orlando music at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
>>395793
rose
i wish, schizo girls are so hot
anon
no
anon
is he dead?
nonners
>you will never make it
needed to hear this thanks dan
anon
yea
anon
its you isnt it?
anon
erm... no
anon
rude
anon
if its you, i will never talk with you ever again, and no i dont have a stroke im just really stressed and pissed
>>395807>>395810
nonners
>>395805
are you having a stroke
♪♫
anon forgot 2 take their meds again............
nonners
classic
anon
>>395810
if its you i hope you drop dead
anon
if not go about your day
sadmoder
why u fired up anon
anon
i dont wanna talk about it, just make me laugh or something
anon
ngl Dan is spitting facts
♪♫
watching the gears turn as he's trying to think of what to say next
sadmoder
hes a real captivating orator
>>395826
♪♫
#true
anon
what do I want to eat chat
>>395823
nonners
boneless pizza
anon
I don't have that
rose
>>395818
your moms a captivating oralator
sadmoder
damn :/
rose
hiiiii sadmoder :3
rose
hewooo
rose
>>395830
just had dinner yay :3 gonna master my song and then like shower n wash my hair
>>395840
sadmoder
will i be able to listen to the song on roseorlando.bandcamp.com
rose
maybe idk yet
rose
i got a lot of songs that arent like up online lol
rose
if u wanna listen i can send u it on like discord if u have that
sadmoder
i need to make one, so maybe in the future
♪♫
>she's not living in gmt
ouch!
anon
AGI means whatever let's me get the most VC funding and rewrite the goalpost to say that in 2 years all of humanity will be replaced
♪♫
agi stands for Acquire Gmoney Immediately
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
TRVE and they are going to be owned by OpenAI, invest now!
anon
It would really be helpful if these people actually read a single whitepaper on AI
nonners
.play the hottest patient ive had
>>395853
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
.play dan hentschel the hottest patient
nonners
.play dan hetnschel goop guy'
rose
.play everybody hate my guitar sound
anon
Damn Dan just nut hard
nonners
its kinda cozy being a cold brew i lik eit
funnyposter
.play bikini kill sugar
anon
Oh noez IDK what roseorlando.bandcamp.com music I could buy that would be good for me
>>395879
anon
Because what music you listen to influences you right?
anon
But I can never tell how
anon
was there anyone really great who listened to lots of music? I don't know yes or no
funnyposter
rose orlando is not available on youtube sadly
>>395873
anon
#ksay youtube
anon
made myself a fuckin salad
anon
.play nine inch nails mr self destruct
anon
.play bulls on parade
anon
.play nine inch nails every day is the same
rose
.play rose orlando bandits
rose
.play rose orlando lose lose
rose
.play rose orlando maybe next time
funnyposter
waow
rose
get correct next time
anon
rose you tripping these days
anon
are you good?
funnyposter
🤨🤨🤨
faye
#ksay shrimp
anon
browsing a /v/ thread about leeroy jenkins
anon
and there is a legit schizo posting in it
anon
>They use peer pressure to make the memes popular, they post their own memes like Leeroy and also force it to the top of trending charts and write all the comments. It’s technically brainwashing. And the content itself is always something humiliating. They’re really easy to figure out, they use synonymous concepts and also hit their writers with a -30 IQ hammer to make it cuter. They also are pretty good voice actors, they put a lot of effort into getting the right sounding voice for the event. Theyve made easily like hundreds of thousands of videos just like Leeroy Jenkins. A Leeroy Jenkins is literally an alien who rows against English men who want to have sex. And he destroys all the eggs, it was a metaphor about killing gamers children. If you watched that video you probably don’t have your own kids, which was what they did, or tried to do, using gaming. Or they just claim that just to sound scary and controversial.

>You don’t even know why it was funny, there’s not even any humor. Hes just saying dumb words and then wipes the group. I guess they were trying to portray trolling. And the writer made it extra dumb. They fucked up by making it look amateur, im guessing you never even wondered if that was made by a comedy crew. Even crazier is that guy talking is god, and he’s here in human bodies and has tons of sex. He’s fucked like literally 10 billion virgin pussies. And he’s still going, dude never gets tired of it. Probably why he’s making so many comedy videos, they keep the idiots happy while he fucks the girls.
>>395894
faye
this sounds more like manic episode posting
kate
Is there like, an 88x31 button I could put on my site for this place, preferably with a glegle on it?
>>395890
anon
>leeroy jenkins is an alien and also literally god that fucked 10 billion virgin pussies
This is hallmark schizophrenia
kate
>>395890
I'll install libresprite and try my hand at it.
faye
i would but im working rn
vuuv
.play something comforting porter
anon
feelsbadman I hope authorkun is ok :<
>>395886
anon
I can kinda get it these memes from people you don't even know are kinda inhuman and I don't actually care about some video game raid
nona
I MADE THIS
davesprite
cute nice work nona
anon
hello gangy
anon
slow chat
nona
:(
anon
So sad
anon
.play those were the days
anon
.play Minecraft Movie Free Full Movie 123movies
anon
Sometimes I read some people saying 'after I started transitioning my anxiety just disapeared and I was able to focus' and then I see lots of other people who are still feeling aweful and don't think those with smol dysphoria should
>>395916
anon
It always makes me anxious
anon
I mean yeah
anon
>>395913
beauty > mental comfort imo
tranning made my mental issues worse but im a lot cuter now so its worth it imo.
>>395921
nona
>>395916
same. hrt gave me bipolar and bpd. but now im cute and not a gross man
anon
so real. i feel nothing but relief seeing my classmates havign beards and shit like omg the BDD was totally worth it 😭😭
anon
am gonna put down all the mirrors in my apartment, it's too much
anon
Honestly I just need to change my thinking strategies
>>395926
anon
😭
anon
I hate bpd and bipolar I want to be reliable and good and my mind to be a nice place and not to be vain and to feel loved and happy and comfortable and others to feel that way too
anon
I wonder if there's a direct mechanism by which estrogen increases vanity. Unlikely IMO
anon
I bet it makes social rejection worse and that's the route
anon
>>395924
be careful to not aquire bdd i feel like its almost entirely something you *get* not something you just *have*
>>395935
nona
>>395924
my bdd got fixed by doing mushrooms
nona
i just have to do them every 6 months and it keeps the bad thoughts away
anon
huh
anon
I need to smoke
anon
NOW
anon
me too nonny me too I'm scared a lot by a lot
nona
>>395936
i mean if u dont need them, great, but they helped me like crazy. i didnt even 'trip' i just felt kinda weird and cried for a few hours straight and then i feel better
anon
i have debilitating BDD but i sorta likeit cuz its like infinite motivation to look as good as i can :v
anon
God that would be so relieving to cry for a few hours straight rn
>>395945
anon
Sometimes I have times like that where I cry and I feel better for a few days but it's hard
anon
>>395943
if u need drugs for this your t is probably not low enough nona....
>>395961
anon
yeah I haven't done anything but there are supposed to be men with good mental health
anon
I wish I could just try estrogen without physical effects lol
>>395965
anon
Don't lotsa ciswomen have lots of pride flags n stuff? maybe this is the repper path to the promised land. marry a ciswoman and ID as a repper so she's all waow lgbt husband so proud and be happy with her or smth and transwomen not bothered
>>395966
anon
she'd want you to transition then she'd want to leave you though..
anon
nuh uh
anon
U need the newest vaccine shots
anon
boom healthpill
anon
God that stuff makes me sick with worry cuz what if it's true and also it's probably false and killing ppl with not taking vaccines
anon
but like i reaaaally don't like the whole 'i know what's best' forcing things on crying people
nona
>>395954
my friend made a DDEES style image for an invite to her bday party lmao its fucking amazing
anon
that's epic!!!
anon
in the mouth perhaps with a weapon in someone's pants
>>395962
nona
>>395945
are you implying i have high t
nona
>>395947
it takes like 6 months for anything to happen but the mental efects are pretty immediate, you could try it for a month or two
>>395972
anon
Part of it is the people I want to talk to who have positive energy are trans or cisfem often. actually all of them I can think of. I could not do a fun david dees invite for my childhood friends, they'd sneer at it. tbh their gfs would too though.
anon
9459.png
::chud
It's because normalfags don't understand, also women are better off o algo IDK
anon
>>395965
I feel like the options are 'be trans with cool other trans ppl and get to smile and actually talk about shit but you just have a nice life and don't have children or a country or really change things or anything, and you just fade from history' or be cis and just silence your mind and you probably don't get those either but there's a whiff of a chance. I was born and my parents didn't really want me, I feel a duty to have children too so they can have good lives and to continue things, even though it would make me less happy, but all the cool people I'd want to have around them I can't get as close to because I'm a man and unconfident
>>395982
anon
Yeah normalfags don't understant
anon
I see women actually laughing and talking about books they liked in school with each other at the store. I guess I've laughed with my friends about over the top stories but idk there's never that seeing the beauty in eachothers' lives women get to have
anon
#write what's the best hormone levels for mental health?

hormone levels vary wildly between individuals, but generally:

- **estradiol**: 100-200 pg/ml (transfeminine folks), or natural cycle ranges (cis women)
- **testosterone**: 300-1000 ng/dl (transmasc/amyab), lower if on feminizing hrt (like <50 ng/dl)
- **progesterone**: helps some ppl with mood (10-20 ng/ml if supplementing)
- **serotonin/dopamine**: not directly measured, but balanced e/t helps regulate these

lack of stable hormones (like fluctuating e levels or crushing t too fast) can mess with mood. get labs done, adjust under supervision, focus on consistency. avoid extremes—both too low and too high can cause issues.
what's the best hormone levels for mental health?
anon
There is an obvious solution, form a parasocial relationship with a politics streamer
anon
That's evil I hate these people for not building countries and communities and families and strong followers and strong next generations
anon
kinda hate myself for not doing that right now. I should be building a career and mentoring my younger friends and finding someone to have kids with and helping friends who have kids and all
anon
I could go volunteer in the community but it feel fake I guess, My relationships with family feel fake too, I actually want them to be happy just like everyone but I feel like they ignore what's really important and are just being happy themselves as we don't head anywhere positive
anon
I couldn't face having that on my record taking hormones. I hate how women exclude men and how men are tempted to be horrible to women and they need to
nona
why are there reppers on my niceboard
anon
cuz ur nice and didn't drive us away, I'm being an emotional parasite rn sorry nona
nona
i mean i get what your saying but i also dont. i was forced to rep for years or risk homelessness. so i really dont get (and cant stand for that matter) people who have mental gymanastic for repping when they very clearly could just do it
>>395993
anon
: ) I love your self esteem ya know your having real values and despising evil
anon
Because I don't really respect gender roles I guess. I've had it with stupid men and women and being left out and I have seen women be really dumb I thought and ignore me and I hate how they get to be happy while being less useful and real
anon
.play self esteem the offspring
anon
.play American Idiot
rose
hello everyone i am showered :3
>>395994
anon
.play cage the elephant come a little closer
rose
>>395985
i hate when ppl rep and then like attention seek about it and are just like rlly abysmally annoying about it lol
>>396005>>395996
anon
>>395993
yeah that's true you gotta commit to things
faye
huh ok
rose
trips #check (checked)
rose
next time i'll let you know before i shower :3
nona
>>395993
exactly. they choose to rep and then go on and on about shit when they could just fucking change it if they stopped being so useless
>>396007
anon
.play nine inch nails down in it
nona
this is what im talking about lmao
anon
.play gorillaz dirty harry
nona
stupid questions like that
rose
its so cool seeing myself and seeing a girl
anon
.play Rock the Casbah
anon
.play Men At Work Down Under
anon
>>396016
I take the estrogen, life is still crushing and soulless and rejects me, I stop, and now there's nothing to hope would make things different
>>396026>>396033
Aleixi
>>396025
now your boobs can hurt a lil more tho :3
rose
aleixiiiii hiiiiii
Aleixi
HAI
rose
kiss
Aleixi
:D
faye
:3
faye
shamed
faye
hell fucking yeah
rose
hiii pretty boy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ferret
Aleixi
id be such a good boy for some chocolate
>>396045
anon
.play flux of pink indians tubular disaster
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play keisha fabo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>396045
Forge
anon
oooo? oooooh!! forge hop
rose
what if i do the thing thatd make me happy but it doesnt make me happy, i havent attempted to try and be happy yet but im discarding the possibility incase it doesnt work
>>396075
anon
>>396041
>pierced nipples visible through shirt
Vgh... um... uh... hot
>>396053
dawn
.play the card cheat the clash
faye
>>396051
need mine pierced so bad unironically
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nippols
anon
poor aleixi
anon
linux repper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
lucid16prev.jpg
I would uninstall Telegram years ago if I didn't have to use it for university related stuff
>>396069
anon
>>396062
both proton and wine exist. Like this was a problem a decade ago
>>396068
Aleixi
>>396059
you could put anything in me
faye
wehhh riot i hate riot
anon
>>396068
I don't play bad games, but I imagine that you can still play valorant on linux
>>396074
faye
>can't use their super intrusive kernel anticheat
Aleixi
>>396071
you can't- their anticheat is a kernal thingie that only works on windows
a few other games i play are the same it's annoying

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