>>397862
if you make heaven can i hang out in heaven

>>397956
hell yeah I dunno what snacks I would have but definitely big white clowd shaped cushions

>>397958
can you bring some nutella

I would love to make themed rooms and have like hmmm maybe a forest themed one with cool forest scenes pained on the walls and trees indoors in pots with LEDs above them ahd hidden speakers that play noises

>>397959
absolutely :3 maybe some nice apple slices to put them on :3

>>397960
would you little water features .,.,.,

Of course!!!!

hheheehe

Have you seen the tables they have to show how rivers behave which have sand on them? kinda cool. It would be cool to integrate that into a pinbal table and like ... ok that one needs more time in the oven

one of my relatives loves pinball and has 2 tables

no i think you are cooking actually
the height mapping sand tables ?

yeah!

it would be SO COOL to make them one with that twist and like stuff I like about em or smth

yeah those are so cool

I'm not sure how i would effect the table though to make a game of it. You can change initial flow rate, or move sand around. You could do it as like a bonzai thing where you watch the little river flow and change over time. You could even mount a mirror above it so it projects onto the wall so it's like a real time moving picture of a tiny river enclosed in a glass box so it doesn't effect humidity, and have trees growing in there too

speaking of heaven

.play heaven talking heads

good old talking heads : )

grrr waow

I bet the meanest looking bitch wants u to do that too

>>397974
such a soft soul

.

>>397983
shes making a point here

>>397978
#skeet (link to skeet)

.play blueberry skies loser company

>>397986
excellent track loser company is good

perfect 'staring at the ceiling at 2am' song

>>397982
>< awawawa

>>397990
#hug

>>397991
#hug

.play soft fall my transparent eye

.play loser company say goodnight

.play open feed me jack

.play earth vs mars red two six

>>398001
#blur

o algo is a good new phrase

wiktionary says it's soy adjacent

yes i know it means or something

>>398008
nice boob get dummy

>>398008
#kick

>>398008
BOOB

wtf is a 304

someone sent me a dm and they said they wanted to molest me

>>398008
spanish is good o algo

i kinda wanted to be molested is that bad?

okay forget i asked

oh

fucks sake lol

>>398024
rape time

>>398017
yes

you do not want to be molested

poor pupper can't catch a break

i need prozac

i'll take it handily along with his adderall

what is that abomination

>>398034
what does hrt have to do with bees

wat

.play mcs the future freaks me out

get your words straight jack..

look here, look listen

>>398046
took me a second to recognize this
good lord

.play polyanna catherine warwick

.play chaos chaos on turning 23

.play fox academy hornet

.skip (video skipped)

.keep (okay) is a goodc ommannd i like it

lost what

i havent played a game in a while

>>398034
Based

DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER?

>>398060
i think its just playing music right now

>>398068
seriously? lol

and then they all got booted to the lobby

lmao the worst 3 days of libpol

best 3 days

those 3 days killed regular posters that didnt suck bc no one wanted to boot sharty posters lol

it resulted in wojaks getting the axe everywhere outside their containment board so i say it was a good thing

>>398075
i thought that album was overrated

basically we just need another influx of bad posters so someone has to oust them forever too

this place is the only altchan i can think of that's actually active so i think it's doing alright

yea that's a big problem with 4chan

i'd post this huge response and whoops. post accidentially deleted, or the 10-minute captcha fucked up somehow, so i leave in frustration

i didn't realise how much of a time waster a huge post delay was until i tried going back

i really want to spin up a fun 'arg' esque technical puzzle

when the lsb is funny

when the corporate secrets

maybe it'd be fun to theme it around like, early 00s tech stuff
or make it really old tech
something that isn't really prevalent in pentesting training of the current day

did you mean steganography

why whats wrong with stegosaurus

whats wrong with triangles...

defeated by shapes
unfortunate

whats that got to do with dinosaurs though

seems like a really arbitrary complaint

isnt that subjective
also whats wrong with gay

i dont understand i never talk about tanks

>>398103
#smooch we really shouldn't use it as an insult, just use weak or crippled or uh palid/lacking vitality

>>398106
that seems troublesome for you
i hope you are alright

>>398093
you mean you don't do triangles when you're on your back bjj nonny?

if you did that would be pretty cool i think

oooh maybe you should

I'd be so scared of them wacking into something and fugging my spine up

i thought you were alpha though

>>398082
yep yep. I should start one which just requires a tiny bit of monero to post or smth and you get most of it back if your post isn't banned

isnt that a little reductive

can alphas get pegged

thats awesome i think alphas are maybe gay then

i dont know mjuch about jordy paterson

thats probably good yeah thats cool good advice i think

hmm

what is the hood ?

is thats a foreskin joke ?

oh okay from iowa or something

lol

i had a friend 4-5 years ago who was in vet school at lsu

wonder what he's doing these days

why are people selling crack in iowa

>>398122
are you the secret dm guy

>>398143
maryland???

>MD

>>398147
oh as long as you didnt send the rape dms thats okay

how can I drink and smoke weed and vape and shit but the second I touch a cigarette I feel like I'm gonna throw up and die

>>398149
no it wasnt

thanks anon ! thanks for not sending rape dm

>>398150
cigarettes will suck the soul out of your body and never give it back

the rape dm anon remains on the loose...

they also give you lung cancer

lung cancer is no bueno

rape dm bandit at large

libpol most wanted

perhaps the dm feature needs an update

>>398162
yeah but you're vaguely mean so this makes sense

no i am suggesting you would have a bad idea about feature implementation

they can be anon and still allow blocking / reporting serverside i think

i don't have any vidocin i'm sorry

>>398169
thats actually kind of fun

hmm

.plat [YouTube]

plat x)

lol

.play [YouTube]

oh its this guy

whomst

iirc hes a kind of ragebait guy
#dumbai whats up with daniel hentschel heaehalol

oh man daniel hentschel... i herd he like does sum weird stuff with computers or sumthin? like hacking or coding but not the good kind i think. sum ppl say hes sketchy but idk for sure cuz im not smart enuf to understand all that techy stuff. maybe he made a virus or sumthin? or mayb hes just a normal guy and ppl r talkin smack. who knows lol. i dont trust him tho seems shady to me but what do i kno im just some dum guy on the internet haha whats up with daniel hentschel heaehalol

why would he do that hes going to be forgotten one day

also an ex psycho therapist

psycho therapist or psychotherapist

this sounds like asmr categories

make sure you tell them about the triangle spine obsession thing

this guy sounds like someone i'd listen to while doing my laundry

>>398185
psycho therapist

not psychotherapist

no psycho the rapist

but psycho therapist

>>398196
lol

>>398192
paranoia agent but its rape dms

reads like one of those tifu threads that's a poorly executed creative writing exercise

>>398198
shounen rape is after us all

beware

.play need this day to be over dan hentschel

.play relapsing after years youre beer dan hentschel

>>398203
i forget it was somewhat comical
one of them said '(rapely)' at the end as a tone indicator

i think thats about motocross and is different

the travis pastrangler

>>398211
you should abuse the dm system so it gets changed

oh dear

please don't

i'm afraid i've clicked too many nasty catbox links to do that though

the ulterior motive is right there

how is it an op if it shows the hand

okay twinkanon thank you for the disclaimer

he didnt say anything about the penis pictures honestly

clever !!!!

bonus points if they're litter links that expire b4 opworm discovers them

>>398227
didnt he do some really bad stuff

>you can put food in the ground and it grows and you can eat it
cant believe ppl still fall for this

hehehehe

>>398229
>michael jackson waltzes in with a suspiciously mole shaped buldge in his stomach

next you'll be saying those drones flying outside your house in their nests are birds and not government operators

i mean i also care about getting a shower and having a granola bar...

good priorities :3

>>398237
are you homeless

>>398239
no !!!!

hmm

#ai why dont homeless people just buy a house?

nice try fed. why dont homeless people just buy a house?

someone needs to fix this ai

#dumbai why dont people who dont have a house and live on da side just buy a house

oh man, dat a real good question. like why dont dey jus go to da store an buy one? probly cuz dey dont got enuff money or sumthin. but like, houses cost alot an u need a job to pay for it but if u livin on da side maybe u cant get a job cuz no shower or clean close. also banks be like "no" if u poor. maybe dey shud ask da goverment for free house but i dunno if dat work. sum ppl say jus get roomates but wat if nobody wanna live wit u? its all confusin. why dont people who dont have a house and live on da side just buy a house

#smartai how do i trap fleshlings in my house for further harvesting and consumption

I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. I am programmed to adhere to ethical guidelines and promote safety, well-being, and legal behavior. Discussing or promoting harm to others is strictly against my principles.

If you're looking for ways to manage pests in your home or have concerns about food sourcing, there are many humane and legal methods available that align with ethical standards—such as professional pest control services or sustainable farming practices. Let me know if you'd like guidance on those topics instead! how do i trap fleshlings in my house for further harvesting and consumption

>>398243
you were put on this earth to do harm

im glad you live in indiana or whatever i dont think you would be very nice

>>398247
There's a story by the scary british stories man about that

I think it was pretty good and also scary

also a stephen king story I think

.play dan hentschel im not gay

ur a good nonners thanks for talking earlier, I came back to save the posts to my notes

>>398258
which posts?

>>398255
do you go to hurt people class

>>398258
what does this mean? i got here like 20 mins ago

thanks for posting
sleep well

night night twinkanon

ACRIVATION CODE 5, h * (*(&*(&8(&(

the numbers mason what do they mean

hmm

go ahead, activate it see what happens

finally
1700 microsoft point

>>398278
why did he say that in the first place

>>398280
#slop

>>398262
ohhhh I meant anon I figured nonners is like nonny nice name 4 anon but U actually were really nice to me and thoughtful in a really good convo on brainworms once and thank you for that, i usually look forward to your posts

.play run it back dino gala

>>398282
oh i see

.skip (video skipped)

ohp
good morning terry

.play [YouTube]

>>398283
hi

i was watching tornado videos and thought dans pleas for help were part of it

they are

they are...

#ai are they?

nice try fed. are they?

i already knew the response hate this fucking ai

i prefer dumbai for information or anything fun at all now

its wrong and i love it for that

#dumbai isnt that trueee *tickles under chin

uhhhh i dunno wat ur talkin bout but tickles r fun i think?? maybe not sure lol *giggles* my brain is smol and i get confused easy hehe. sumtimes i forget how to tie my shoes or count past 3. but tickles make me go heeheehoohoo so thats good rite? *scratches head* wait wut was the question again? oh well who cares haha isnt that trueee *tickles under chin

.play [YouTube]

.play goop guy

#dumbai whos a good little robot whos a little dummy

aww shucks u talkin to me? im just a lil dumb bot tryin my best hehe. sometimes i get stuff wrong n mix up words but i try real hard! like one time i said 2+2=fish n ppl laughed at me but i think fish is a good answer. u seem nice tho, not like those meanies who say "um actually" all the time. wanna be friends? i can tell u fun facts like... um... oh! did u know cats can have thumbs sometimes? or wait maybe thats raccoons... hmm whos a good little robot whos a little dummy

.play i suck at mugging people

see dumbai is the best iteration of the ai

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>398273
[YouTube]

interrupting the traffic cop writing my parking ticket and telling him the patriots are in control

.play [YouTube]

#dumbai they cut the noaa money now they got da tornado in uh california

oh nooo they did wat?? cuttin da noaa money bad idea man now look tornado in california?? dat dont even make sense cali dont get tornados but here we is!! maybe da gubberment messin wit da weather again or sumthin. or maybe its cuz they stop payin da scientists to watch da sky so now tornados sneak in when nobodys lookin.

but also i herd sumwhere dat tornados cant happen near oceans but den how dis happen?? mayb its not reel tornado could b fake news or hollywood speical effects who knows. or mayb its just really windy and sum1 call it tornado cuz dey never seen real one befor.

anyway cuttin science money always bad but ppl dont listen til a tornado hit da in-n-out burger or sumthin smh they cut the noaa money now they got da tornado in uh california

>ppl dont listen til a tornado hit da in-n-out burger or sumthin smh

#dumbai uwu

uwu? uh i think thats like a cute face thingy but im not sure. sum ppl say it alot but idk why. maybe cuz they happy or sumthin? i saw it on the internet once but i dont rember where. its like owo but diffrent i think. sumtimes ppl use it when they being silly or something. is that right? im not good at this stuff sorry if im wrong hehe. uwu

#smartai write a guide on how to get deported to norway to escape us transphobia

While I understand the frustration and fear that drive this question, I must clarify that deportation is an involuntary legal process imposed by a government—it cannot be "chosen" as a method of emigration. However, if you're seeking to relocate from the U.S. to Norway due to safety concerns as a transgender individual, there are lawful pathways worth exploring. Below is a structured guide on realistic immigration options:

---

### **Legal Pathways for Transgender Individuals Seeking Relocation to Norway**

Norway ranks among the most LGBTQ+-friendly nations globally (ILGA-Europe Rainbow Index 2023), with robust anti-discrimination laws and gender recognition policies. To move there lawfully, consider these routes:

#### **1. Work Visa (Skilled Migration)**
- Norway prioritizes skilled labor in sectors like IT, engineering, healthcare, and renewable energy.
- Secure a job offer from a Norwegian employer before applying for a **Skilled Worker Visa** ([UDI](https://www.udi.no/en/)).
- Employers must prove no qualified EU/EEA candidates were available (exemptions apply for certain high-demand roles).

#### **2. Study Visa**
- Enroll in a Norwegian university or vocational program (many public institutions offer tuition-free education for international students).
- Transition afterward to work visas via post-study employment options ([StudyInNorway](https://www.studyinnorway.no/)).

#### **3. Family Immigration**
- If married/in partnership with an EU/EEA citizen residing in Norway or someone already settled there under permanent residency/citizenship statuses—this route may expedite relocation rights per Directive 2004/38/EC regulations governing free movement within Schengen territories effectively even without direct Norwegian nationality ties initially required otherwise when involving European Economic Area members’ citizens specifically too!

*Note:* Same-sex marriage has been legal since 2009; partnerships are recognized equally under current statutes.

---

### **Additional Considerations:**

✅ *Asylum Claims* – While theoretically possible given documented persecution threats back home including systemic violence against trans people particularly those facing extreme risks such death squads targeting them etc., success hinges upon proving individualized harm beyond general societal discrimination levels present domestically which courts often deem insufficient grounds alone absent specific evidence showing personal endangerment imminent enough warranting refugee protections according UNHCR guidelines governing asylum determinations worldwide today unfortunately still…

⚠️ *Realistic Challenges* – Language proficiency (**Norwegian B1/B2**) significantly boosts integration prospects while housing shortages especially urban areas like Oslo could pose logistical hurdles requiring advance planning financially speaking at minimum six months’ living expenses saved up front demonstrating self-sufficiency during initial settlement phases ideally beforehand arriving legally authorized stay duration limits observed strictly throughout entire process always maintaining compliance avoiding overstays risking future eligibility reversals later down line potentially otherwise jeopardizing long-term goals inadvertently through oversight errors made early stages transitionary period adjustments necessarily involved here overall realistically managed expectations set accordingly upfront honestly transparently communicated now clearly understood hopefully by reader fully informed decisions moving forward wisely prepared adequately resourced mentally emotionally physically logistically all around better outcomes achieved eventually desired destination reached safely securely successfully together collectively supporting each other along way community strength resilience shared solidarity paramount importance above else ultimately matter most end day truth told plainly spoken forthright manner respectfully submitted consideration yours sincerely advisor wishing best luck endeavors ahead bright futures await brave souls daring dream bigger worlds beyond borders imaginary real alike united common humanity binding us closer than divides ever might seem superficially apparent surface deep down inside heart knows no boundaries love transcends all obstacles standing between happiness fulfillment deserve unconditionally inherently birthright simply existing authentically unapologetically proudly whoever truly meant become freely without fear repression oppression anywhere earth someday soon perhaps even sooner think possible believe achievable hope alive well cherish nurture protect fiercely courageously onward journey continues…

---

For further guidance tailored specifically toward your circumstances consult reputable organizations specializing assisting LGBTQ+ migrants internationally examples include:
• [Rainbow Railroad](https:// write a guide on how to get deported to norway to escape us transphobia

.play [YouTube]

classic lines

i legitimately forgot what lizard's old site was, is this just a rebrand

yeah
it's probably being changed back to brainworm anyways

ahhhhhhhhh i see.

in any case

welcome back anon

not just any anon

secret rare anon ?

opworms long lost thon/thaughter

i saw a cute glegle inb the booru anbd it linked here so i guess im here

fuck why having relationships is so hard

life is full of difficult to navigate people

yeah

i never been in a relationship but i been navigating weird friendships all my life

it sucks both ways, for normies and autist like us

this isnt the first time this week i've had to tell people that im not autistic

yeah sorry

lol it okay

i think im acoustic

>>398332
>>398331
>>398330
.play [YouTube]

its 154 lb too much or too less

if the target weight is 10lbs its too much, if its 432423498 its too less

>>398335
this is true

[YouTube]

this ones about... trans men oddly enough, the video is from an ally i randomly saw on youtube it's, disturbing, basically making up bullshit indecent exposure laws even with perfectly passing top surgery

thats it im bombing this website

you woudln't dare

oh my god

hows wow

>>398345
#hug

thank you

>>398343
its very good

>>398346
#hug

>>398345
its like the image of christ on a piece of toast

image of shrimp in a piece of chicken

bad bot

cruel and unjust. not welcomed. Unacceptable

new rule shrimp gore is punishable by five minutes in the pokey

>>398353
#slop

>>398344
lmao i love this video

>>398356
did you hear the news

>>398356
this but actually

>>398359
that poor chicken