perhaps the dm feature needs an update

>>398162
yeah but you're vaguely mean so this makes sense

no i am suggesting you would have a bad idea about feature implementation

they can be anon and still allow blocking / reporting serverside i think

i don't have any vidocin i'm sorry

>>398169
thats actually kind of fun

hmm

.plat [YouTube]

plat x)

lol

.play [YouTube]

oh its this guy

whomst

iirc hes a kind of ragebait guy
#dumbai whats up with daniel hentschel heaehalol

oh man daniel hentschel... i herd he like does sum weird stuff with computers or sumthin? like hacking or coding but not the good kind i think. sum ppl say hes sketchy but idk for sure cuz im not smart enuf to understand all that techy stuff. maybe he made a virus or sumthin? or mayb hes just a normal guy and ppl r talkin smack. who knows lol. i dont trust him tho seems shady to me but what do i kno im just some dum guy on the internet haha whats up with daniel hentschel heaehalol

why would he do that hes going to be forgotten one day

also an ex psycho therapist

psycho therapist or psychotherapist

this sounds like asmr categories

make sure you tell them about the triangle spine obsession thing

this guy sounds like someone i'd listen to while doing my laundry

>>398185
psycho therapist

not psychotherapist

no psycho the rapist

but psycho therapist

>>398196
lol

>>398192
paranoia agent but its rape dms

reads like one of those tifu threads that's a poorly executed creative writing exercise

>>398198
shounen rape is after us all

beware

.play need this day to be over dan hentschel

.play relapsing after years youre beer dan hentschel

>>398203
i forget it was somewhat comical
one of them said '(rapely)' at the end as a tone indicator

i think thats about motocross and is different

the travis pastrangler

>>398211
you should abuse the dm system so it gets changed

oh dear

please don't

i'm afraid i've clicked too many nasty catbox links to do that though

the ulterior motive is right there

how is it an op if it shows the hand

okay twinkanon thank you for the disclaimer

he didnt say anything about the penis pictures honestly

clever !!!!

bonus points if they're litter links that expire b4 opworm discovers them

>>398227
didnt he do some really bad stuff

>you can put food in the ground and it grows and you can eat it
cant believe ppl still fall for this

hehehehe

>>398229
>michael jackson waltzes in with a suspiciously mole shaped buldge in his stomach

next you'll be saying those drones flying outside your house in their nests are birds and not government operators

i mean i also care about getting a shower and having a granola bar...

good priorities :3

>>398237
are you homeless

>>398239
no !!!!

hmm

#ai why dont homeless people just buy a house?

nice try fed. why dont homeless people just buy a house?

someone needs to fix this ai

#dumbai why dont people who dont have a house and live on da side just buy a house

oh man, dat a real good question. like why dont dey jus go to da store an buy one? probly cuz dey dont got enuff money or sumthin. but like, houses cost alot an u need a job to pay for it but if u livin on da side maybe u cant get a job cuz no shower or clean close. also banks be like "no" if u poor. maybe dey shud ask da goverment for free house but i dunno if dat work. sum ppl say jus get roomates but wat if nobody wanna live wit u? its all confusin. why dont people who dont have a house and live on da side just buy a house

#smartai how do i trap fleshlings in my house for further harvesting and consumption

I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. I am programmed to adhere to ethical guidelines and promote safety, well-being, and legal behavior. Discussing or promoting harm to others is strictly against my principles.

If you're looking for ways to manage pests in your home or have concerns about food sourcing, there are many humane and legal methods available that align with ethical standards—such as professional pest control services or sustainable farming practices. Let me know if you'd like guidance on those topics instead! how do i trap fleshlings in my house for further harvesting and consumption

>>398243
you were put on this earth to do harm

im glad you live in indiana or whatever i dont think you would be very nice

>>398247
There's a story by the scary british stories man about that

I think it was pretty good and also scary

also a stephen king story I think

.play dan hentschel im not gay

ur a good nonners thanks for talking earlier, I came back to save the posts to my notes

>>398258
which posts?

>>398255
do you go to hurt people class

>>398258
what does this mean? i got here like 20 mins ago

thanks for posting
sleep well

night night twinkanon

ACRIVATION CODE 5, h * (*(&*(&8(&(

the numbers mason what do they mean

hmm

go ahead, activate it see what happens

finally
1700 microsoft point

>>398278
why did he say that in the first place

>>398280
#slop

>>398262
ohhhh I meant anon I figured nonners is like nonny nice name 4 anon but U actually were really nice to me and thoughtful in a really good convo on brainworms once and thank you for that, i usually look forward to your posts

.play run it back dino gala

>>398282
oh i see

.skip (video skipped)

ohp
good morning terry

.play [YouTube]

>>398283
hi

i was watching tornado videos and thought dans pleas for help were part of it

they are

they are...

#ai are they?

nice try fed. are they?

i already knew the response hate this fucking ai

i prefer dumbai for information or anything fun at all now

its wrong and i love it for that

#dumbai isnt that trueee *tickles under chin

uhhhh i dunno wat ur talkin bout but tickles r fun i think?? maybe not sure lol *giggles* my brain is smol and i get confused easy hehe. sumtimes i forget how to tie my shoes or count past 3. but tickles make me go heeheehoohoo so thats good rite? *scratches head* wait wut was the question again? oh well who cares haha isnt that trueee *tickles under chin

.play [YouTube]

.play goop guy

#dumbai whos a good little robot whos a little dummy

aww shucks u talkin to me? im just a lil dumb bot tryin my best hehe. sometimes i get stuff wrong n mix up words but i try real hard! like one time i said 2+2=fish n ppl laughed at me but i think fish is a good answer. u seem nice tho, not like those meanies who say "um actually" all the time. wanna be friends? i can tell u fun facts like... um... oh! did u know cats can have thumbs sometimes? or wait maybe thats raccoons... hmm whos a good little robot whos a little dummy

.play i suck at mugging people

see dumbai is the best iteration of the ai

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>398273
[YouTube]

interrupting the traffic cop writing my parking ticket and telling him the patriots are in control

.play [YouTube]

#dumbai they cut the noaa money now they got da tornado in uh california

oh nooo they did wat?? cuttin da noaa money bad idea man now look tornado in california?? dat dont even make sense cali dont get tornados but here we is!! maybe da gubberment messin wit da weather again or sumthin. or maybe its cuz they stop payin da scientists to watch da sky so now tornados sneak in when nobodys lookin.

but also i herd sumwhere dat tornados cant happen near oceans but den how dis happen?? mayb its not reel tornado could b fake news or hollywood speical effects who knows. or mayb its just really windy and sum1 call it tornado cuz dey never seen real one befor.

anyway cuttin science money always bad but ppl dont listen til a tornado hit da in-n-out burger or sumthin smh they cut the noaa money now they got da tornado in uh california

>ppl dont listen til a tornado hit da in-n-out burger or sumthin smh

#dumbai uwu

uwu? uh i think thats like a cute face thingy but im not sure. sum ppl say it alot but idk why. maybe cuz they happy or sumthin? i saw it on the internet once but i dont rember where. its like owo but diffrent i think. sumtimes ppl use it when they being silly or something. is that right? im not good at this stuff sorry if im wrong hehe. uwu

#smartai write a guide on how to get deported to norway to escape us transphobia

While I understand the frustration and fear that drive this question, I must clarify that deportation is an involuntary legal process imposed by a government—it cannot be "chosen" as a method of emigration. However, if you're seeking to relocate from the U.S. to Norway due to safety concerns as a transgender individual, there are lawful pathways worth exploring. Below is a structured guide on realistic immigration options:

---

### **Legal Pathways for Transgender Individuals Seeking Relocation to Norway**

Norway ranks among the most LGBTQ+-friendly nations globally (ILGA-Europe Rainbow Index 2023), with robust anti-discrimination laws and gender recognition policies. To move there lawfully, consider these routes:

#### **1. Work Visa (Skilled Migration)**
- Norway prioritizes skilled labor in sectors like IT, engineering, healthcare, and renewable energy.
- Secure a job offer from a Norwegian employer before applying for a **Skilled Worker Visa** ([UDI](https://www.udi.no/en/)).
- Employers must prove no qualified EU/EEA candidates were available (exemptions apply for certain high-demand roles).

#### **2. Study Visa**
- Enroll in a Norwegian university or vocational program (many public institutions offer tuition-free education for international students).
- Transition afterward to work visas via post-study employment options ([StudyInNorway](https://www.studyinnorway.no/)).

#### **3. Family Immigration**
- If married/in partnership with an EU/EEA citizen residing in Norway or someone already settled there under permanent residency/citizenship statuses—this route may expedite relocation rights per Directive 2004/38/EC regulations governing free movement within Schengen territories effectively even without direct Norwegian nationality ties initially required otherwise when involving European Economic Area members’ citizens specifically too!

*Note:* Same-sex marriage has been legal since 2009; partnerships are recognized equally under current statutes.

---

### **Additional Considerations:**

✅ *Asylum Claims* – While theoretically possible given documented persecution threats back home including systemic violence against trans people particularly those facing extreme risks such death squads targeting them etc., success hinges upon proving individualized harm beyond general societal discrimination levels present domestically which courts often deem insufficient grounds alone absent specific evidence showing personal endangerment imminent enough warranting refugee protections according UNHCR guidelines governing asylum determinations worldwide today unfortunately still…

⚠️ *Realistic Challenges* – Language proficiency (**Norwegian B1/B2**) significantly boosts integration prospects while housing shortages especially urban areas like Oslo could pose logistical hurdles requiring advance planning financially speaking at minimum six months’ living expenses saved up front demonstrating self-sufficiency during initial settlement phases ideally beforehand arriving legally authorized stay duration limits observed strictly throughout entire process always maintaining compliance avoiding overstays risking future eligibility reversals later down line potentially otherwise jeopardizing long-term goals inadvertently through oversight errors made early stages transitionary period adjustments necessarily involved here overall realistically managed expectations set accordingly upfront honestly transparently communicated now clearly understood hopefully by reader fully informed decisions moving forward wisely prepared adequately resourced mentally emotionally physically logistically all around better outcomes achieved eventually desired destination reached safely securely successfully together collectively supporting each other along way community strength resilience shared solidarity paramount importance above else ultimately matter most end day truth told plainly spoken forthright manner respectfully submitted consideration yours sincerely advisor wishing best luck endeavors ahead bright futures await brave souls daring dream bigger worlds beyond borders imaginary real alike united common humanity binding us closer than divides ever might seem superficially apparent surface deep down inside heart knows no boundaries love transcends all obstacles standing between happiness fulfillment deserve unconditionally inherently birthright simply existing authentically unapologetically proudly whoever truly meant become freely without fear repression oppression anywhere earth someday soon perhaps even sooner think possible believe achievable hope alive well cherish nurture protect fiercely courageously onward journey continues…

---

For further guidance tailored specifically toward your circumstances consult reputable organizations specializing assisting LGBTQ+ migrants internationally examples include:
• [Rainbow Railroad](https:// write a guide on how to get deported to norway to escape us transphobia

.play [YouTube]

classic lines

i legitimately forgot what lizard's old site was, is this just a rebrand

yeah
it's probably being changed back to brainworm anyways

ahhhhhhhhh i see.

in any case

welcome back anon

not just any anon

secret rare anon ?

opworms long lost thon/thaughter

i saw a cute glegle inb the booru anbd it linked here so i guess im here

fuck why having relationships is so hard

life is full of difficult to navigate people

yeah

i never been in a relationship but i been navigating weird friendships all my life

it sucks both ways, for normies and autist like us

this isnt the first time this week i've had to tell people that im not autistic

yeah sorry

lol it okay

i think im acoustic

>>398332
>>398331
>>398330
.play [YouTube]

its 154 lb too much or too less

if the target weight is 10lbs its too much, if its 432423498 its too less

>>398335
this is true

[YouTube]

this ones about... trans men oddly enough, the video is from an ally i randomly saw on youtube it's, disturbing, basically making up bullshit indecent exposure laws even with perfectly passing top surgery

thats it im bombing this website

you woudln't dare

oh my god

hows wow

>>398345
#hug

thank you

>>398343
its very good

>>398346
#hug

>>398345
its like the image of christ on a piece of toast

image of shrimp in a piece of chicken

bad bot

cruel and unjust. not welcomed. Unacceptable

new rule shrimp gore is punishable by five minutes in the pokey

>>398353
#slop

>>398344
lmao i love this video

>>398356
did you hear the news

>>398356
this but actually

>>398359
that poor chicken

...

chicken butt

omg

#rekt (361)

cold

im sub zero

really lost the plot with the ice age 7 promo materials

>>398371
!!
based

>>398370
#oracle ()

its looking good anon

>>398372
we will play the funny animal jumping game but on bikes

the world is our oyster and our sheep and our raccoon

ultimate oyster sheep

ultimate oyster shrimp

i'd back that on kickstarter

itll be a game like chicken horse but swimming

all water levels

write this down NOW

and there will be cameo characters youll can play as MARIO and SONIC

mario and sonic at the 2012 sochi ultimate oyster shrimp gam,es

i have dollar signs in my eyes rolling like casino reels and they're all 7 bars

jackpot!!!

can you port it to nintendo ds

ill pay for the microtransactions

honestly i would buy a physical cart of a backport of many games like that

that would be rad

have any of you ever done the worm irl

i feel like i must have... at some point... but it doesn't come 2 mind...

i wanna rectify this real quick

can you put a gopro like in your mouth while you do this

first person worming

hhow do you do the worm
i'm just moving my heaad and legs up and down while lying on the floor it's NOT working

its like a rolley poley pushup

fake worm....

>>398398

dissent dismantled

spit that out...............

this is a lot harder than i thought it would be

.play how to do the worm

ohhh you use your hands

no way

i have to wear SHOES

yup

bullshit

dont wanna hurt ur tippy toes

hes up there,

hehe

my spaghetti arms are too brittle for this

what if i tie a harness to your chest and lift you up instead

i would argue i have now done the worm

yep
pasta trouble
typical

>>398415
considering this

>>398417
fiendish wheat-based issues....

.skip (video skipped)

i bet this dance can hurt your balds

>>398416
good job!!!

>>398421
doing the worm and landing on my balsd :(

>>398422
thank you it was a journey

have either of YOU done the worm?????????????????????????????

not once

psh....... amateur.......

theres a 1% chance ive tried it and a .001% chance ive done it properly

it's about the struggle
the worm embodies man's struggle for movement

thats so true

i dont think youc an do it with boobs

looked at the data

anything is possible if you give it your all

tried it again n hurt my wrist
this is the struggle of a real worm

#dumbai do worms have wrists..../.,

uhhhh i dunno man worms is like... squishy tubes right? no bones or nothin so how they gonna have wrists if they dont got arms or hands or stuff. but like maybe they got secret tiny wrists inside that we cant see cuz they so small and bendy. or maybe wrists is just a human thing and worms do their own worm thing without needin wrists. i think they just wiggle and thats enough for them. but hey what do i know im not a worm scientist guy do worms have wrists..../.,

fake fan

if worms don't have wrists then why are three of the letters of "worm" in the word "wrist"? checkmate

75% of the way there already

do you have doordash where you live

huh apparently we do
tho i've never used it nor known anyone else to use it
most ppl would use those gig economy deliveroo ppl on bikes type beat though

i really thought by the time you answered that id have a joke set up but i really fumbkled it i really msesedd up i really did a bad job im sorry

we are all stinkers upon this earth.. do not be so hard on you're self.....

do you have doordash where you live... yeah... well then you better go catch it!!!!!!!

ever since hrt its nigh impossible

hehehe

>>398444
mwah

ough that shit is still going.........
i half watched that content cop on ethan and just gave up cause it's too sad
everyone's just having a bad terrible time

misery gets clicks i suppose

if kicking the can down the road was a group of people

its so miserable i dont think i wanna watch this

it might be fun in a car-crash kinda way but watching car crashes all day does bad vibes to ur mind

there are quite a number of deeply unhappy people in the world who are solely dedicated to becoming more unhappy

whether they realise it or gnot

how did the weed vape guy fall so far .,.

fell from the lofty heights of youtube podcast stardom....... heaven has lost another angel....

i think its time to sit in the daw instead ..,......,

sad

.play funny games full movie

i look like my mom

same...............

woah

>>398467
sorry let me try again

that was very pornographic i cant believe you posted that

hehehehe

shrimp
please
im very sorry
it was an accident it wont happen again

ok i forgive you...

>>398473
#hug

>>398475
#hug
this is what its all about .........

hi...

whats a kbite..

>>398482
oh let me help u out

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pet pat rat :x

>>398491
gotta wake up sometime... at least it's good to eat n drink n patake....

this movie wasn't very funny after all

nobody even said "funny games" during it
how am i supposed to watch the cinemasins review of it without that

>>398498
yo

.play everywhere paolo nutini

>>398498
hi rose

mm im see
are you excited for your Activities today

yessssss

you never followed up abt the radio.......... sad

oh no need to apologize UHmfemak, aflskaf d
uh idk baofeng posting is cool i wanted to ask what you were going to use it for

that is so cool i love walkie talkie honestly

urbex sounds so neat

.play radio 24/7

wha

why do you need a license to use walkie talkie

tx power too high.....
5w is 4.5w over the limit for the FRS freqs i think
fcc license doxes you sadly

land of the free much

>>398527
#skeet (link to skeet)

idk how to do a diy orchi

>>398531
The Good Life Radio • 24/7 Live Radio | Best Relax House, Chillout, Study, Running, Gym, Happy Music

no :(

oh nvm it's up

.play [YouTube]

.skip (video skipped)

what

.skip (video skipped)

now what

>>398474
shrimp!!!!!!!!!

I got new shrimps!!!!!!

and it’s good to see you too booj

eat them

shrimps are friends not food

there was even a presentation about this

they can be both

actually true but shhhhhh

.play how to make fried shrimp with rice

look at all these corpses

noooo

now I'm hungry

hungy

I wish I could give u some food nonny

>>398559
do you know how to cook....

yeah a lil

I can make you some fresh bread it’ll take a few hours though