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anon
kino
anon
whenever any 2 have sex the others listen and cheer them on over baofengs and everyone’s baoplugs make them cum at the same time
anon
>baoplugs
LMAO
nona
shes not deaing with his bullshit
anon
she’s still so nice about it
anon
chat there are still 11 minutes left
anon
I am just waiting to see them
anon
I want to fuck both of them
anon
yesss and kiss and feed each other tacos
anon
really bad
anon
I hate exam week because I just want to fuck everything right now
nona
just got back from the store wtf is this xd
anon
Oh my god he has cute little glasses
anon
but he’s bald and she still listens to him and copies waow…
anon
look at him pointing his phone at the baofeng like a dork
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hehe
anon
I could fuck a chrome dome, even though it isn't my preference
anon
that’s why you’re baofeng material so accepting
anon
omg engagement baofengs
anon
Is the new baofeng inferior
anon
is it not worth it
anon
I thought it was slightly better but they’re close
anon
Oh no, the old one is inferior
anon
get your baofeng partner the new one chat … or just stay extra close…
anon
only the best baofeng for my darling
anon
DANGER ALERT
anon
yes yes
anon
still 6 minute chat
anon
baofriend
anon
he should measure actual output lmao
anon
like... like his cum output?
anon
with her yes
anon
look tacos pls
anon
they got tacos after this btw
anon
ok that makes sense
anon
oooh that’s good
anon
k see ya
rose
.play if you see me out in quahog say hi but if you see me in theclam im a talkative guy
anon
this is a nice outfit he has chat
anon
He is TRVKING the chat rn
anon
true
anon
This is what hoteps actually believe
anon
wait a minute though where DID you find your baofeng bf nona?
anon
>have sex with advanced race
>child has down syndrome
What the fuck
anon
Yakub... my ancestor :)
anon
>>410955
what the fuck that's not possible
anon
Wait why is the entirety of this book capitalized, every single word
>>410960
kate
>>410958
#edit capitalize the first letter of each word
anon
Tricked By The Yakubians Once Again
anon
I Thought The Flugelrods Already Exist At This Point
anon
Tricknology Bros...
fujo
mrrrrrp
anon
mrrrrp
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its been crazy seeing 404media and some greyhat hack the israeli signal clone for the US feds
>>410973
anon
wait what
anon
Okay Nation of Islam is even more racist than I thought lmao, even black people getting shots
fujo
>>410976
>an obscure Israeli company that sells modified versions of Signal and other messaging apps to the U.S. government
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ikr
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>gets into US government messaging app in 15 minutes of work
anon
I am so soft in this economy and society, I should get better
>>410982
anon
>>410982
Nah, I just get more paranoid day by day, it's better to be numb to everything. Maybe being soft is good only with a loved one, other than that there is no use
>>410987
anon
heres a copy of the article without paywall,
anon
[link removed] ph/qwonI
anon
https : / / archive . ph/qwonI
>>410988
anon
>>410983
But if you aren't soft, how am I supposed to cuddle you and stroke your hair
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>>410986
ty i wasnt sure if itd been put up on there yet
anon
LMAO the NOI hates dogs too lmao
anon
The Pleiadians are such assholes wtf
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
what is that
anon
.play what is that, what the fuck is that
rose
.play if you see me out in quahog say hi but if you see me in theclam im a talkative guy
anon
.play fulll metal jacket drill sergeant scenes
straw bury
>>410998
!!!!!!!!! im gonna stream rose orlando on spotify!!!!!!
rose
its a rosebot song i fear
straw bury
i love all ur songs rose orlando :D
>>411007
anon
cup check
straw bury
cant wait to get drafted
>>411013
anon
ehh never gonna happen
straw bury
yeah trump doesnt want trannies in the army
anon
even cishets down wanna die for the rich
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awroo
SadChan🍉🍉
.play brock jelly donut
straw bury
>>411003
#edit drafted to shafted
SadChan🍉🍉
i want onigiri now
SadChan🍉🍉
>>411018
this is such an estoric AI generation
SadChan🍉🍉
>>411020
why is she grabbing his arm like thattt
anon
.play smoking 500 cigarettes for 5g
SadChan🍉🍉
thats so childishh
sæкі
i have the video on mute but this is cursed
anon
when i was watching i saw the tv glow he was like a side character and i pogged out of my gouard
>>411031
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god i just learned that tears for fears used ai gen for an album cover wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
>>411027
i didnt watch that movie cause i didnt like worlds fair
>>411037
sæкі
hai
anon
hi
anon
eww yucky
anon
t-thanks
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:0
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oh god
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rose id rec getting out of distrokid when u can
shrimp
i remember hearing some bad things abt it
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they have a loooot of issues
including ai stuff
shrimp
but i cant remember what
sæкі
i can link a vid in a min on it
anon
>>411053
if you want, I'll let you be on the right, but either way I am fucking you
anon
na im not gay its just fate
>>411057
rose
sunnuvabiiiiitchhh goddamnit
rose
anyone got a good music distributor
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;w;
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i forget, i think theres one or two & benn may have started smth but i forget honestly bwa
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a lot of them suck n its such a pain
rose
well if someone wants to get me signed to like a label or smth so i dont gotta distribute my stuff thru distokid hmu
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hehe
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ye
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small labels (if they have good terms) can be a better path for a lot of ppl but also really hard to get a chance w at times
but also recommend checking out top music attorneys distrokid videos going through these services TOS
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got monster -v-
anon
Monster energy is the official drink of the LGBT
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lel
>insert joke abt white monster
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i have a bunch of memes from yrs ago b4 id even tried it on that
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i try not to drink too much of thems or anything similar but started drinking monster moar cus of red bull prices
>>411077
anon
na flavored sparklin water kinge
anon
>>411075
I want to see what you are like when you are wired up on fuckloads of monster energy
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lol
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i honestly dunno what i get like beyond going full focus like i do on stims w my adhd but
monster idk cus 2 or 300 mg caffeine over n over might wreck me lel
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lel
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this just reminds me of the uhhh whats her name
nonners
CANT SLEEEEP
kate
Are you hydrated enough to sleep? That's usualy the issue for me
nonners
im overhydrated i piss water
straw bury
i need someone to cuddle while i sleep ;w;
kate
Do you have any plushies?
straw bury
no i usually just hug my pillow and pretend like its my sister but shes not actually there ;w;
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aw
anon
.play ninjago theme song
nonners
i cuddle my second pillow
kate
I need to learn to sew to make more plushies
anon
what plushies would u make?
kate
Chars from this show since it's what made me have the idea to do so
anon
>>411086
you should cum, that always helps me sleep
kate
oh episode 12 didn't queuq
anon
tf is this
kate
Yeah I don't remember this being the theme.
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play ninjago intro theme
faye
ughhhh i washed my face b4 i left and forgot moisturizer and now my face feels so damn dry im dyin
anon
stop yappin and moisturize dummy
>>411110
kate
I should start using moisturizer it sounds important
>>411112
faye
im at a staff meeting
faye
please do you will thank yourself once you get into the routine
>>411115
faye
i wash my face with an exfoliator in the shower and then use a hyaluronic serum n then moisturize
anon
>>411113
I've been using nivea alot, it makes my skin feel really good
kate
I gotta train myself out of the "13 in one" soap mindset
anon
I hate that men's shampoo is almost exclusively 2-in-1. I have to use women's products, and they all smell girly. Which like, I don't mind all that much. But sometimes I want to smell like MAN or something.
kate
Even worse if I use dish soap which scared a barber when I mentioned it
anon
>>411119
The scent. Also some conditioner is made for certain hair textures. I have wavy-ish hair, but it is super fucking thick. And I grew it out alot too. So women's conditioner is just generally better for me.
>>411124
kate
.play fabulous beasts episode 12
anon
>>411124
I use cologne, but sometimes I just don't feel like spraying myself. Also I smell like tobacco constantly. So idk. I am very particular about how I smell, and since I live in the South, sweat is a huge problem.
>>411131>>411127
anon
no im mean literal car oil, like hydrocarbon products
kate
pipi got into mewing
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wh
faye
>>411125
intentionally? or do u just consume lots of uh.... tobacco
>>411139
faye
i really dont mind the smell of just dried tobacco
sæкі
i love the smell of unsmoked cigs but otherwise yea nuh
anon
is this wuxia
sæкі
idk the smell of chewing or dip or anything tho
anon
>>411127
I have a pretty fat ass, so it sucks. My solution is to just wash constantly. I don't get it bad luckily.
anon
Also breathable underwear
kate
omg handpainted outro
anon
>>411131
I consume lots of tobacco. And I used to smoke pipe tobacco, so all of my jackets still have the smell of black cavendish tobacco mix.
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ye
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the art for this show is nicu
i forget the youtuber whos been talking abt this on her second channel sigh
anon
i knew it was chinese i knew it!
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yeah
anon
"heaven and earth" is my activation phrase i immediately stan china i recognize it always
shrimp
i think taiwan should invade china
anon
me too
anon
Welcome Back Chang Kai Shek
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lol
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lel
anon
it's sad that china wants to invade taiwan like you don't need it leave them alone....
anon
It's bizarre that China wants to invade taiwan because we've sort of determined that direct colonialism and imperialism aren't really all that profitable. But then again the President of the US has been told this repeatedly and doesn't care so.
>>411155
sæкі
well they inherently think it's theirs so
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sigh
anon
i don't like this episode
anon
>>411151
this drives me insane. on the long run you probably want to have a prosperous neighbor to trade with, right? wars might just destroy value for everyone idk
>>411157
rose
didntknow julie was a girl tbh
anon
>>411155
In fairness, the US was planning on forming the TPP, which would have been a move that woulld have screwed China somewhat. I do kind of get the idea behind why they hate Taiwan, but China should really take the lessons on their relationship with Africa. You get alot more out of making it economically advantageous to work with you.
>>411164
rose
is the guy also a part of the band or?
kate
And isn't it computer chips that tiwan produces that they want? That's delicate machincary
>>411163>>411161
straw bury
i think the girl with the black hair is the only one whos a part of the band theyre on omegle hence the random guy
kate
>>411159
#edit "machincary" "machineary"
rose
need to find a girl who'll draw cute anime-esq art for me to use as cover art so i too can become le epic style
>>411165>>411167>>411177
anon
>>411157
the us is no saint or whatever and it's just geopolitics but like.. that agreement wouldn't be necessary were it not for imperialism from the other side. idk. there are meme countries that no one really pushes out of areas of influence because they just trade and make money and lib love laugh.
>>411187
rose
gotta go to sleep soon cos i got gay shit tomorrow oughh i hate it why do they make me do things :(
>>411168
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>>411162
:3
need to get in contact w my old artist for stuffs or find new peep for my proje
straw bury
>>411166
because they hate us because were trans :((((( i dont hate u tho......... i kinda like u 2 be honest.......... ehehehe >w<
>>411170
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projects bwa
aw eep well when u do <3
also will send mb so
rose
>>411168
yayyyy i like u too straw :3
rose
this song is homestuck length lol
>>411178
sæкі
will send some of the art she did for me for stuffs
idk if she still does but need to find peep to do pfp or png assets
straw bury
i love the guy so much
kate
bro took like 7 attempts to bite a sandwich
anon
i hate this video lol
faye
i just learned that one of the only elected officials that are a part of the communist party is from my tribe lmao
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hehe
faye
maybe thats a little bit of a dox oh well
anon
oh i thought it was a guy sorry
rose
i gotta wake up early enough to shower AND make breakfast tomorrow and then also have a gay work skills courses thats gonna blow loads and then also my driving lesson wehhh i hate doing things!!! fridays gonna be good tho, gonna hang out with cute boys n then go to a rave yayy
>>411193
kate
a pronouns feild would be good here
sæкі
aw, i hope u have fun tomorrow <3
anon
>>411164
I agree with you, don't get me wrong. I am more just saying "I understand the geopolitical calculus of not wanting economically powerful neighbors".
>>411188
anon
>>411184
gotta sow to reap. hang in there anon, and have fun later.
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guh the old pfp assets r from during boymode but
need to send peeps or stuff the deigns i came up w for my current stuffs bwa
kate
I love this gay rabbit
rose
i rlly like the album art ive got now for transfem slacker and strange animal, im just like maybe i need something more like cartoony and mascot-like to attract the audiences
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one sec
kate
.play watermelonini chatopisini
anon
.ok
anon
i am learning a lot
anon
van gogh
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huh
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o.o
anon
awkwaed
anon
>>411205
really makes you think
anon
think what
anon
Finally, someone that thinks like me
>>411219
kate
>winking orifice
mlp and it's consequences
anon
>>411219
I am pure, but I also want to tongue people's asses and fuck them and also get fucked. There is nothing purer than that tho
>>411224>>411225
anon
>>411225
yeah no it feels fucking great.
anon
do not have sex. do not reproduce. that is the source of suffering. read buddhism.
anon
>>411231
sir and or ma'am this is a christian imageboard
anon
>>411235
haha yeah... like imagine wanting someone to nervously piss in your mouth... ha ha ha... that's like so fucking weird lol
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aha . . .
anon
sex is hot
anon
>>411244
What I'm going to do to you cannot be meaningfully called sex. The only words that can be used to describe it have yet to be conceived. I will impregnate you.
>>411247
anon
>>411250
Then I guess we'll both be sinners, because I know for a fact you will be begging for more
>>411254
anon
tf is happenin
anon
Random anon came in and started talking about sex.
>>411255
sæкі
lol hai
anon
thx
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b&
MODS
anon
Even Rose Orlando agrees
anon
Is that sans????
anon
yes!! sans clair obscur!
anon## global mod
piss + scat + "troon" = ban simple as
>>411271
sæкі
lol
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ty
anon
>>411268
scat should be bannable I agree.
anon
I didn't see the scat message, that deserves a ban
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bans here are IP or smth right
anon## global mod
bans are based on magic you can't comprehend
>>411278
anon
Pretty sure they are IP.
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weewoo
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poof
anon## global mod
fuck around and find out how hard it is to evade lol
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lol
anon
VANNED
anon
what did you do nony what are you guilty of?
anon## global mod
>>411283
you got unbanned by a mod that's not rly "evasion"
anon
what did you do?
anon
what di u do
anon
okay i will stop
fujo
there is a ghost that analyzes your typing patterns, and if it determines you're a banned poster, you will be bant!
>>411301
anon
now this is piss
anon
>>411292
No, you are staying here.
anon
Now give me a kiss
anon
>>411299
Now fuck me damn it
anon## global mod
>>411295
>a ghost
>a
>just one
what kind of amateur hour cult do you think we're running here, we got em by the dozen
anon
Are the ghosts in the room with us now #8ball (yes)
anon
>>411299
i regret to inform you it is now #deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST)
anon
Are they hot ghosts #8ball (doubtful)
anon
>>411304
Where did you find this picture of me
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us
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hehe
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this keeps reminding me of the patricia taxxon/puppyhelic triange second channel vids abt it
kate
Oh she did a video on it? I'll check that out in a bit.
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theyre on her second channel ill link, theyre sorta meant to be her replacement for tweeting so theyre short
kate
Yeah I say the rambley trillogy
kate
saw*
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ye
anon
are we watching that chinese show
anon
ya
anon
>>411310
i feel like i indirectly caused this outcome and it is haunting me
anon
This explains alot about the Asian furry community
anon
Didn't a Japanese airforce squadron have a furry femboy as one of their mascots
>>411329
sæкі
finding out abt the furry take on japanese kigu masks has been cool
anon
That is so peak
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lol
anon
>>411332
Not my type, but I appreciate the no fucks given attitude. I might give him a handjob or suck him off
anon
smash
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lol
kate
.play oh dear puppyhelic triangle
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