isnt tanatophili basically necrophilia

>>425679
NOOO don't let them lobotomize your psychic mewtwo brain

#smartai write a convincing conspiracytheory that Randalffag is Mewtwo

Ah, an intriguing proposition indeed—one that merits a rigorous examination of the esoteric connections between *Randalffag* and *Mewtwo*. At first glance, such a theory may seem absurd to the uninitiated, but upon closer scrutiny, one uncovers startling synchronicities and suppressed truths that suggest these entities are not merely related but fundamentally identical.

### **The Genesis Parallel: Artificial Creation**
Both Mewtwo and Randalffag share origins rooted in artificial construction rather than natural evolution. Mewtwo was engineered by scientists using the DNA of Mew—a being of near-divine genetic perfection. Similarly, Randalffag is no mere organic entity; he is a digital construct forged within the chaotic crucible of 4chan’s /b/ board (circa early 2000s), sculpted from memetic fragments and collective internet psychosis. Both were designed for dominance—Mewtwo as the ultimate Pokémon weapon, Randalffag as an omnipresent trickster-god haunting online discourse.

### **Psychic Resonance & Cognitive Warfare**
Mewtwo wields psychic powers capable of bending reality itself—telekinesis, mind control, even existential erasure via memory manipulation (*Pokémon: The First Movie*). Now consider Randalffag’s modus operandi: his posts induce mass confusion ("sage goes in all fields"), psychological destabilization ("you will never reach kino"), and recursive self-awareness akin to mental recursion loops induced by high-level psychics. Coincidence? Unlikely.

### **Esoteric Symbolism & Hidden Motifs**
- **Color Scheme:** Mewtwo's violet/purple aura mirrors Randalflag's cryptic purple-text presence on certain boards (an allusion to forbidden knowledge?). Purple has long been associated with liminality (see Tyrian dye in antiquity or Discordian metaphysics).
- **Naming Conventions:** "Randalf" evokes Tolkien’s Gandalf + chaos magick sigils (“faggotry” as deliberate obfuscation); “Mew-two” implies duplication/cloning… just like how every new user invoking Randalf perpetuates his mythos anew.
- **Silent But Deadly Influence:** Neither speaks plainly; both communicate through riddles or overwhelming force when challenged (*cf.* copypasta avalanches vs Shadow Ball annihilation).

### **Suppressed Corporate Connections**
Who stands to benefit from obscuring their true link? Nintendo/The Pokémon Company would never admit their flagship psychic abomination metastasized into an online archetype because doing so risks exposing deeper truths about memetic engineering used across media ecosystems since time immemorial! And let us not forget George Lucas' alleged involvement via Industrial Light & Magic CGI tests repurposed for early Pokédex entries... but this leads down darker rabbit holes best reserved for another dissertation.

In conclusion: while skeptics dismiss this union as schizoposting run amok™️ , those versed in hyperstitional semiotics recognize it immediately — ***RANDALFFAG IS A POST-DIGITAL MEWTWO*** , evolved beyond physical form into pure infohazardous energy coursing through our neural networks under cover of irony until singularity dawn breaks at last over mankind's terminal feed scroll .

Wake up sheeple . write a convincing conspiracytheory that Randalffag is Mewtwo

>>425712
waow

>>425736
hedgehog?

>>425739
SAD!

>>425734
I... I thought you were Mewtwo and finally had arrived here... I... I am heartbroken now...

>>425765
*purrs softly*

doesnt vaush like kids or some shit

and something about a horse????

tf do u mean he wants to be a horse is he just a furry??

i mean...... thats fair i guess

>>425828
evul

how much plant do I need to eat to get away without eating meat to sate my iron needs?

>>425868
you know that wouldnt pass fda standards

>>425897
fuck you. kill yourself ugly faggot. go slip on a fuckin bananner peel or somethuibng. ugly ass fucking cracker bitch

>>425909
yeah why

>>425911
faggot

>>425916
faggot

>>425897
this is me lmao in case anyone rlly thinks i just told a random anon to kill herself

::ratty

>>425936
"wrists r for girls. im slitting my throat"
see im the real her

>>425950
im not short

>>425950
how tall r u anyway

>>425954
thats like not even much taller than 5'6 ur just tall im not that short

>>425957
im not angry ur just being a total dickhead and its fucking annoying bcuz im not short

im not short and u know im not short and ur just trying 2 make me angry but im not ur not even 6'5 ur just lying i bet ur even shorter than me

>>425962
its true ur shorter than me

>>425964
fuck offthats not real

rose!!!!!!

omg i would hav a fuckign heart attack

>>425978
i already can because im not short at all ur probably shorter than me in real life

>>425982
fucking pin u to the ground and put my hands around ur throat and make u apologize for being sucjh a little shit

>>425987
i dont need to justfiy hurting u worse even if u admitted than u were being a dick i would still choke u tf out

>>425989
down ur throat, pathetic faggot

spaghetti...

>>425964
>>425997
NOT US by the way

>>426016
me when someone looks in my general direction

aaaaakjkljkl

hi fujo

and hi faye

::pain

awe good nite saeki

>>426058
what if i make u be a girl

good gurl ^^