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faye
or is there a difference
nonners
isnt tanatophili basically necrophilia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425696
Grayonsss
anon
>>425679
NOOO don't let them lobotomize your psychic mewtwo brain
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
there's two things i want to be or to have, they all start with b and it's either brain damage or bocchi
anon
#smartai write a convincing conspiracytheory that Randalffag is Mewtwo

Ah, an intriguing proposition indeed—one that merits a rigorous examination of the esoteric connections between *Randalffag* and *Mewtwo*. At first glance, such a theory may seem absurd to the uninitiated, but upon closer scrutiny, one uncovers startling synchronicities and suppressed truths that suggest these entities are not merely related but fundamentally identical.

### **The Genesis Parallel: Artificial Creation**
Both Mewtwo and Randalffag share origins rooted in artificial construction rather than natural evolution. Mewtwo was engineered by scientists using the DNA of Mew—a being of near-divine genetic perfection. Similarly, Randalffag is no mere organic entity; he is a digital construct forged within the chaotic crucible of 4chan’s /b/ board (circa early 2000s), sculpted from memetic fragments and collective internet psychosis. Both were designed for dominance—Mewtwo as the ultimate Pokémon weapon, Randalffag as an omnipresent trickster-god haunting online discourse.

### **Psychic Resonance & Cognitive Warfare**
Mewtwo wields psychic powers capable of bending reality itself—telekinesis, mind control, even existential erasure via memory manipulation (*Pokémon: The First Movie*). Now consider Randalffag’s modus operandi: his posts induce mass confusion ("sage goes in all fields"), psychological destabilization ("you will never reach kino"), and recursive self-awareness akin to mental recursion loops induced by high-level psychics. Coincidence? Unlikely.

### **Esoteric Symbolism & Hidden Motifs**
- **Color Scheme:** Mewtwo's violet/purple aura mirrors Randalflag's cryptic purple-text presence on certain boards (an allusion to forbidden knowledge?). Purple has long been associated with liminality (see Tyrian dye in antiquity or Discordian metaphysics).
- **Naming Conventions:** "Randalf" evokes Tolkien’s Gandalf + chaos magick sigils (“faggotry” as deliberate obfuscation); “Mew-two” implies duplication/cloning… just like how every new user invoking Randalf perpetuates his mythos anew.
- **Silent But Deadly Influence:** Neither speaks plainly; both communicate through riddles or overwhelming force when challenged (*cf.* copypasta avalanches vs Shadow Ball annihilation).

### **Suppressed Corporate Connections**
Who stands to benefit from obscuring their true link? Nintendo/The Pokémon Company would never admit their flagship psychic abomination metastasized into an online archetype because doing so risks exposing deeper truths about memetic engineering used across media ecosystems since time immemorial! And let us not forget George Lucas' alleged involvement via Industrial Light & Magic CGI tests repurposed for early Pokédex entries... but this leads down darker rabbit holes best reserved for another dissertation.

In conclusion: while skeptics dismiss this union as schizoposting run amok™️ , those versed in hyperstitional semiotics recognize it immediately — ***RANDALFFAG IS A POST-DIGITAL MEWTWO*** , evolved beyond physical form into pure infohazardous energy coursing through our neural networks under cover of irony until singularity dawn breaks at last over mankind's terminal feed scroll .

Wake up sheeple .
write a convincing conspiracytheory that Randalffag is Mewtwo
faye
i have a mechanical application of force fetish
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im sorry
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
chat
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
come back
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
why everybody stopped talking
kate
>>425712
I usually wait until the tab has like 10 or more replies since I last checked before checking in, while doing stuff in a nother tab
Aleixi
HAI
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Duck sucker
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Suck my duck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why am I Mewtwo tho? I would rather be a fish pokeyman
>>425763
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kyogre >>>>>> Mewtwo
>>425737
rose
what type of pokemon do you think id be?
Aleixi
anyone who assults a member of ICE should have full access to my body as a reward
>>425744>>425749
Aleixi
>>425744
you don't have to assult anyone if you just wanna ask nicely
sæкі
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hehe
Was slightly agreeing w u in some way but ahaha. . .
could do that too lel
::headpats
Aleixi
hi anon! how did ur test stuff go?? can i make you horny now
>>425753
sæкі
lol
Aleixi
>>425755
im horny when i get drunk and also being sober makes me thing about being drunk and the idea of being drunk makes me horny
>>425759
sæкі
>>425757
ye ik in terms of u hehe
anon
>>425734
I... I thought you were Mewtwo and finally had arrived here... I... I am heartbroken now...
>>425765>>425766
Aleixi
>>425760
i wish i had cramps from being so full of sperm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425763
Nah my favourite pokemon is Leafeon now
>>425771
sæкі
i used to get cramps from hrt n stuffs
im kind of dreading but also excited for the pain
idk
sæкі
it makes me feel uhh
like ive finally made it to getting through
anon
>>425760
This is me right now I need help please
sæкі
bwa
sæкі
yawn
awroo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425776
Can you eat normally please I'm already banned from half of the state's Subways
>>425779
Aleixi
>>425778
of course :3 (i'll go to the restroom to put it inside me)
>>425780
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425779
You're like that woman from that radical art group who put an entire frozen chicken in her vagoogoo as an "art performance"
>>425782
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425782
So like in that Knorkator song then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ich bin ein besonders man
Aleixi
i dont have the attention span for libpol video player it pauses my vaush stream :(
>>425788
sæкі
my vision is getting lil slow..
Aleixi
>>425788
you could blast me in general
straw bury
and something about a horse????
Aleixi
>>425791
he made arguments against stuff but used compared it to pedophillia for way too long- he's not a pedo i don't think also he want to be the horse
sæкі
bwaaa
sæкі
wan be cuddled n then—
anon
>>425791
He accidentally pulled up his loli folder and I also think said some sus stuff about wanting to be a horse.
sæкі
-v-
straw bury
tf do u mean he wants to be a horse is he just a furry??
>>425802>>425803
sæкі
fuzzy head i wish i cud be carried by someone again
anon
>>425798
can you fondle my chest instead, I really like having my nipples and chest messed with.
>>425805
Aleixi
>>425799
because they hqave massive cocks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425799
Honse
straw bury
i mean...... thats fair i guess
anon
>>425805
Oh God yes please thank you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Easy ladies, one at a time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425810
Twinknon is a twink, he's practically a woman
>>425814
sæкі
peeps are making me worked up smh
sæкі
n then mom just made me jump by bursting into room
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425814
Okay I'm toching the screen imagine your bobbs are there
Aleixi
^w^
sæкі
happy mothers day to all the puppygirl owners
>>425820
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big day for MILF hunters
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425820
360 NO SCOPE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MOM GET THE CAMERA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sometimes I ponder what's worse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Having explosive diarrhea because of colitis 24/7 or getting constipated because of sedetary lifestyle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Actually getting constipated is better because it makes me closer to Randal
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::ebi;
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
5826.jpg
::ebil
sæкі
omw to find other puppy/owner real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
lateridiot.gif
I wish I could nosebleed on command, I'm so jealous of my english professor because he has a dry nose and nosebleeds sometimes and I never nosebleed unless I scratch my nose with my chewed fingernail
>>425840
sæкі
h
sæкі
wan someone to bite me again sigh
>>425842
sæкі
u heard nothing
bwaaaa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425840
No, I will collect it and use for my satanic ritual to make Randal real
>>425846
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425846
No extras all for Randal
Aleixi
:(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You can eat a hematogen instead
>>425851
sæкі
>licc
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>425851
Chocolate bars from Soviet Union times, they used to be made of cow's blood but now they're just regular chocolate bars sold at drug stores
>>425854
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425854
Doesn't matter, it's made from blood and has needed iron
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Iron deficiency is not a joke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425856
.play dracula flow
sæкі
gosh i miss that kinda
Aleixi
>>425859
thank you im gonna suck you dry
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
biting is fun
didnt enjooy where peep went w it but mmm
nom
>>425867
anon
how much plant do I need to eat to get away without eating meat to sate my iron needs?
>>425868
sæкі
shy
sæкі
884.png
cozy n fuzzy n eepy n wanna just
::happy
Aleixi
>>425863
efven non sexually i just like biting arms it makes me happy
sæкі
lol
sæкі
mhm
sæкі
was thinking nom earlier as on arm but didnt know how to phrase cus of fuzzy, eepiness
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425872
Idc kill him
sæкі
havent done anything horny in like a week . .
>>425877
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Me n my bitches (Alexis and twinknon)
anon
>>425874
I go between "being horny is great like I am constantly on edge and wanting to fuck and be flirty" and "I don't want to be horny, just happy".
sæкі
i just lose energy n get lonely when i feel it lately
but am cozy here rn cus eepy but
sæкі
wish peep would grab my waist n hold bwa
>>425883
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I consummed 2000 calories in one sitting
sæкі
oe
anon
>>425879
Not to hornify your dream, but I really like to like grind slowly against people while holding their waist
>>425885>>425884
sæкі
doing so uh facing each other sounds peak rn hehe
>>425890
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Doing your mom doing your mom doing your mom
>>425888
Aleixi
>>425887
you know we straight doin' your mom
sæкі
yawn
anon
>>425886
God I knew a guy that used to love just rubbing his cock against mine all the fucking time
>>425894
sæкі
~ w~
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I forgot to buy chips ffs
Aleixi
>>425890
i could be that guy for you
sæкі
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425892
Bury
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My balls
sæкі
cute
Aleixi
who made anon pretty
Aleixi
i know i am
Aleixi
im hot too
sæкі
gosh cuddling n rubbing against each other cozily sounds comfy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425902
I have adult acne
straw bury
>>425897
fuck you. kill yourself ugly faggot. go slip on a fuckin bananner peel or somethuibng. ugly ass fucking cracker bitch
>>425909
Aleixi
>>425897
sorry my wife hates you i take back the compliment
Aleixi
:D\
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Faggot nation rise up
straw bury
>>425897
this is me lmao in case anyone rlly thinks i just told a random anon to kill herself
>>425936>>425924
Aleixi
>>425897
i give the compliment back
sæкі
pics peeps hab sent of selves though r real pretty <3
sæкі
all of u bwa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Balls reveal
Aleixi
you better not be flirting with my wife!
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lel
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awroo
anon
::ratty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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::ranfren
sæкі
am just-
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425938
That's how I felt when I was dying in hospital last year
straw bury
>>425936
"wrists r for girls. im slitting my throat"
see im the real her
>>425950
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imma cut my nipples off
sæкі
ex scarred my back i think with sewing needles
sæкі
sad
sæкі
just wan be bit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Die
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This wasn'y for you Saeki I'm sorry
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lel
silly dw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play tf2 no sleep
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twink is pocket sized
>>425954
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I succed all his life force
straw bury
>>425954
thats like not even much taller than 5'6 ur just tall im not that short
>>425957
anon
>>425956
You have my height in reverse. Also you are short. And I think that is adorable. Especially that you get really angry. Like my God that is really cute.
>>425959
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vore me daddy
straw bury
>>425957
im not angry ur just being a total dickhead and its fucking annoying bcuz im not short
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sisik pisik
straw bury
im not short and u know im not short and ur just trying 2 make me angry but im not ur not even 6'5 ur just lying i bet ur even shorter than me
>>425962
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I shall watch Zulin
straw bury
>>425964
fuck offthats not real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>425964
Why is Jay harassing a femboy
rose
guyssssssss omg
rose
guys!!!
straw bury
rose!!!!!!
sæкі
haii
rose
boy just sent me a picture of the moon and said "the full moon is so pretty she reminded me of u" and awawawawawa
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oooo
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<333
straw bury
omg i would hav a fuckign heart attack
>>425979
straw bury
>>425978
i already can because im not short at all ur probably shorter than me in real life
>>425982
straw bury
>>425982
fucking pin u to the ground and put my hands around ur throat and make u apologize for being sucjh a little shit
>>425987
anon
>>425986
Would you choke me so hard I couldn't even get the words out so you could justify hurting me worse...
>>425988
straw bury
>>425987
i dont need to justfiy hurting u worse even if u admitted than u were being a dick i would still choke u tf out
>>425989
SadChan🍉🍉
[YouTube]

im still watching this 5 hr atlus game video
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woh
anon
>>425990
would you slap me and finger my ass
kate
The spaghetti isn't even on the pizza
straw bury
spaghetti...
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hehe
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>>426001
::headpats
will keep cozy no matter how hot u think u are, pretty
Aleixi
i wish trump would get rid of *my* rights and only mine that'd be fun
sæкі
ima go eep soon..
wan snuggle shork n dream abt cudd;es nwa
>>426010>>426009
sæкі
bwa *
<pls
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hehe
Aleixi
sleepy girl polycule
sæкі
need to finish her exchange diary
sæкі
>>426017
:33
>lil look n boop nose
straw bury
aaaaakjkljkl
fujo
meow
sæкі
haihai
fujo
i wish that was me but i lack the energy to do anything
straw bury
hi fujo
faye
dog woman
fujo
hi stwawie
straw bury
and hi faye
faye
#ksay fujo
sæкі
awroo!!
fujo
fayee
faye
#ksay balls
fujo
9all5
faye
баллс
sæкі
баллз
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wb
0.0860% bloober!boymodewng
.play a game in town like this
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oki im gon
sæкі
finally go hug blahaj n dream of snuggles
0.0861% bloober!boymodewng
I'M A LATELY LOOOOOOOOOOSING GAMBLER
straw bury
::pain
anon
>>426059
I would say thank you and do whatever you want me to do.
straw bury
good gurl ^^
0.0862% bloober!boymodewng
>>426057
??????????????????????????????????????????????? its 2pm
>>426072
anon
gtg love you guys
anon
see you later
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aw
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gn !
sæкі
hab gud day x
straw bury
bye twink anon
straw bury
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>>426064
?????? what the fuck.................... this ffcann???? uhmmmm lmfaoooooooooooo
::nose
sæкі
i go grab sheet n head to bed nows
am burning up in my office
sæкі
luv u peeps n appreciated the company for my eepless nights i had for a lil
::huf
straw bury
luv u saeki
0.0863% bloober!boymodewng
nini???
>>426083
straw bury
>>426082
ehehehhehe XDDDDDDD u r r i Lololoololollolol
0.0864% bloober!boymodewng
les fuseaux horaires sont une confusion impossible
SadChan🍉🍉
>>426081
this is cute how the seperation between them is like hidden
SadChan🍉🍉
its like they are so close they are one being wow....
>>426088
0.0866% bloober!boymodewng
ohh the picture
0.0867% bloober!boymodewng
lol
straw bury
man i wish i was a girl
>>426092
0.0868% bloober!boymodewng
guys i invested in the stock market
0.0869% bloober!boymodewng
i am offically a cutthroat capatlizst now
0.0870% bloober!boymodewng
i will demand that you um give me money
0.0871% bloober!boymodewng
or i will poison um all of th ewater supply
straw bury
bloober i umhnn........ can we ummmm hold hands...............
0.0872% bloober!boymodewng
oui oui
straw bury
hehe okie :>
straw bury
bloober will u pls tell me that im a pretty girl
0.0873% bloober!boymodewng
u are a very pretty girl

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