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0.0878% bloober!boymodewng
pourqoui personne d'autre ici ne parle le français? C'est tellement triste
>>426344>>426338
0.0880% bloober!boymodewng
vous*
straw bury
ur the one speaking french buddy
Aleixi
french is a pretty language
>>426345
straw bury
>>426343
pretty is right. some real pretty boys over there
Aleixi
i get tingly when people flirt with me with french words it makes me feel nice
>>426352
straw bury
>>426346
"ahhhh mon coeur tsi vous plait mange mon spaghetti
Aleixi
dont even know what you said but im happy now
>>426354
straw bury
>>426353
neither would a french person
Aleixi
one dude kept calling me his butterfly in french and my heart has never fluttered so much
>>426356
0.0881% bloober!boymodewng
>>426355
un mec n'arrêtait pas de m'appeler son papilon en français et mon coeur n'a jamais autant palpité
Aleixi
do you know french? straw bury?
straw bury
i can make educated guesses at what some of it means but i cannot speak it
>>426364
Aleixi
ah
Aleixi
you should learn the words that make me blush
>>426369
0.0884% bloober!boymodewng
>>426365
#pujnt
Aleixi
like that one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bwahahahahah
straw bury
randal :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ranbdal :D
straw bury
the servants of shaithan have come for me
>>426378
anon
French language
Aleixi
>>426379
i only have 1 ball im sorry to tell you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Happy vasectomy
Aleixi
no i was just born with 1 and no more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That means someone else where was born with 3
Aleixi
or a girl was born with 1
rose
andrew vanwyngarden was p cute icl to you
anon
>>426388
ngl I like having my balls slapped. Not like hard but like just getting them slapped around and tugged a bit feels good
>>426393>>426399
Aleixi
its probably fun
straw bury
*smells ur balls* interesting...........
>>426402
Aleixi
hhhh
anon
.play SCP femur breaker scream
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>426393
This is how I feel about it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kay I'll stich them back on I'm a pro at this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mickey and donald being tortured
rose
like hes so pretty in this music video, im not crazy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
His pants fell off
anon
by WHAT
anon
WHAT DID HE SAY
anon
.play alvin and the chipmunks I'm abouta cum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God this sounds even worse
anon
Harsh Noise music, my favorite :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average Masonna song
straw bury
my next door neighbor in the psych ward:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My neighbours' dog for some fucking reason:
straw bury
oh no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah the one where Alvin shat on the couch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do you think Alvin and Chips. would become instantly better if the chipmunks weren't young animals but punk band members in their 20's in the 1980's. Or better yet, Chipmunks at 16 Speed but as a n actual movie
>>426433
straw bury
puta que pariu
Aleixi
i love dan
anon
.play Ambatukam Alvin and the Chipmunks
anon
.play Dan Hentschel Joker
anon
1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Proship slop
anon
Reminds me of the "grandthem" post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play squidward ambatukam
Aleixi
dan is the only good man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426417
I love absolute insanity and burning garbage mess the punk was in the 1960's/70's this would go so hard
Aleixi
'OOO HOOOOOSSSSESSSSS'
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He looks like that guy from Mad Max Fury Road
>>426436
anon
>>426435
#edit "from mad max fury road" to "from the Batman movies"
>>426438
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426436
#edit "from mad max fury road" to "from the Batman movies" to "i peed"
Aleixi
went from teaching the public how to gaslight your girlfriend to being the joker
>>426442
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the prodigy awol
Aleixi
no way he just fucking leaves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426446
Protegent mascot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426449
SuperWhy looks indian tbh
anon
I have a cool samurai sword now
anon
fuck yea
straw bury
swag money
anon
>>426453
#blur
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GAY FROGS
Aleixi
god damn liberals
straw bury
satan made me trans
anon
>>426457
I'm going to go dump estrogen into my towns water supply
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I blame Canada
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tramsgender
Aleixi
so glad he got away with it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody wanna paypal me 20000000 dollars so I can buy a Ranfren artbook
>>426470
Aleixi
no
Aleixi
i take it back
Aleixi
fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Give
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Give
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't be greedy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Give
straw bury
::woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426483
*Postal Dude voice* Thanks~
straw bury
:;transgender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bruh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait did I tag this
straw bury
the site selected it not me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't remember
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426494
Roman legioner ahh post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
14828.png
::transgender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay nvm I def tagged this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm sorry Luther
anon
The funniest part is that it turned out Henry Sisson was getting his dick wet 24/7
Aleixi
NO DAN DONT CALL YOUR SISTER FUCKABLE
>>426502
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426500
I mean, he did make a video about being in love with her
>>426507
anon
>>426501
Yes, and they would be my concubines if not for social media
>>426505
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15293.png
::agender_swag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nice
anon
Except can voluntary sex slavery really be called sex slavery
straw bury
thuggin
straw bury
like a hooker i think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426512
Ma biiiiitch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tom Kenny sex tape
anon
>>426517
This is why social media was a mistake. Because taking people as concubines would be legal otherwise. I think that would be a better world tbh.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need a harem of 20 year old male neets and female eunuchs to watch over them
>>426521
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426521
Oh, you know
anon
make a big pile of them and jump in while groping them all and smelling them and kissing them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Make participate in turkish oil wrestling, duh
>>426526
straw bury
turkish oil wrestling??
>>426530
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My idea is to reincarnate Michlangelo via biological means, so that means breeding men
anon
.play turkish oil wrestling throw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play goofy scooby doo chase music
Aleixi
i kinda like the taste of medicine
>>426534
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
George Floyd creepypasta vol. 1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE ONLY CUM IN ANIME GIRL
straw bury
peak bromosexuality
anon
>>426539
wrestling is very heterosexual no I don't like just rolling around with sweating dudes and feeling them try to pin me down while doing the same to them, it's like really straight and haha we should go back to tradition and do it with our wieners out like how the Greeks intended
>>426545>>426544
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play green alien cat
straw bury
>>426542
so lik\e, since im a girl then theoretically if we did that there would be nothing sexual about it either right haha
>>426547
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I am stupid
anon
>>426544
There is nothing sexual about wrestling, it is an art worthy of respect. Just because I might like accidentally bite you or grope you in weird places doesn't make it sexual it actually is part of the sport.
>>426548
straw bury
>>426547
cool we should do it then hehe u should teach me sum respect :3 obviously though u would win pretty easily
>>426556
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You guys ever heard of uhhh Tiarwhy
anon
Super Straight means that everything you want to fuck must be female. This doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>426554
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426551
What about super straight women
SadChan🍉🍉
.play pumped up kicks foster
anon
>>426548
I think you'd look good covered in nothing but slick oil.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>426553
if hes a boy why is she wearing a girls uniform
>>426561
anon
Look at this straight sport
anon
>>426560
The inclusion of the word "pony" takes this from okay to burn them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I regret knowning
anon
>>426557
we could slip against each other and roll against each others bodies while trying to pin each other to the ground. That's the ultimate expression of athleticism when you think about it.
>>426584
SadChan🍉🍉
Prunus Girl
Aleixi
oh ok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I regret being a brony
>>426574
anon
imagine walking around in the "pony asshole (plugged, creampied)" pin on your shirt
Aleixi
i feel like this song has some kind of deeper message but i can't quite put my finger on it
SadChan🍉🍉
unless you had a nazi phase
SadChan🍉🍉
in which case yea u can regret that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426574
No, kill me
Aleixi
i regret my nazi phase
Aleixi
the nazi to woke tgirl pipeline is crazy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to identify as a lesbian
anon
wild
anon
God I am glad I only had a cringe lolbertarian phase
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wonder what happened, oh right that girl who broke my heart when I was 15
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now it makes sense!
SadChan🍉🍉
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Tfw didnt have high schooll romance with chad T_T
Aleixi
happy mothers day to all the anons who say i can call them mommy
SadChan🍉🍉
whats happy about it
SadChan🍉🍉
my moms womb made me wrong
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
On the plus side, I discovered a lot of good music through the tons of mlp porn flashes I played
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I still love Pendulum
SadChan🍉🍉
.play runaway half alive
Aleixi
HALF ALIVE
Aleixi
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HEARD THEM
SadChan🍉🍉
i love half alive
SadChan🍉🍉
.play i still feel alive half alive
>>426598
anon
>>426584
I'd have to pin you on your back and look you in the eyes while grind against your oil covered body
Aleixi
>>426596
THANKUUUTHANKUTHANKUUUUUU
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont need to run away...
SadChan🍉🍉
OOHHHHHHHHHHHH oh....
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont need 2 run awayyyyyy
SadChan🍉🍉
OHHHHHHHHH ooo oOHHHHHHHHHH
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont need 2 run away....
straw bury
i have the video player muted can someone explain
anon
it's half alive
SadChan🍉🍉
its music
straw bury
i only listen to gorenoise sorry no music 4 me
SadChan🍉🍉
its goreshit u should listen 2 it
anon
lmao
straw bury
nah goreshit sounds too much like music for me
anon
harsh noise and gorenoise on the Q?
anon
>>426611
I know this is supposed to be ironic but I agree with the catgirl. You have to be a baka gaijin to not enjoy that.
Aleixi
i wanna kiss the librarian looking dude in half alive
straw bury
why is the guy so lame
>>426623
anon
I mean think about it. If you are the evil twin, your twin must be the good twin or vice versa
fujo
that's why i need a non-evil twin inside of my head
fujo
one that can talk people into hiring me
>>426626
straw bury
if u say so
anon
>>426624
You need to Dark Triad Maxx and increase your narcissism in order to cultivate an air of superiority. On yor
>>426627
Aleixi
wait whys he look like a teen working a t movie theatere now
SadChan🍉🍉
shame evil
Aleixi
im not evil but i like being shamed
anon
EvilGODs won
straw bury
now this is music
Aleixi
this should be in the walking dead
anon
I think kidz bop did a cover of this
Aleixi
i miss puppy posting ill be back in a few minutes to puppypost
>>426650
anon
I am playing with my parent's huskey right now
straw bury
cya soon aleixi
fujo
>>426647
you should make stwaw into your cute little puppy :3
anon
Huskey's are smelly as fuck but cute
>>426652
anon
she also runs around and licks me constantly
anon
also she will pick up food in her mouth then run over and drop it on the ground in another room
>>426655
fujo
>>426654
#ai psychoanalyze this in the style of jung and explain why this happens

nice try fed.
psychoanalyze this in the style of jung and explain why this happens
>>426667
straw bury
ok im bored
.skip
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
5
anon
ur just a hater
SadChan🍉🍉
they want 2 feel needed and to have their needs met, its about the attn
SadChan🍉🍉
it would be so cool if I was a girl and i could have the butterfly in ur stomach embarassed feeling by being close to ur bf
fujo
>>426667
hmmmm i was more thinking of explaining it by childhood trauma, because that _always_ works
anon
>>426663
puppygirls should be picked up and sit on my lap
fujo
ok its like 5hrs until i can get something to eat
>>426678
anon
>>426667
ENTP won the astrology with extra steps competition
Aleixi
can you cook for me ill wag my tail
anon
I will cook for all of you, but I need to know diet accommodations ahead of time
>>426682
anon
I was just thinking about it, vegans can't eat mayonnaise. That's a weird one
anon
>>426682
You should be eating out of a dog bowl either way.
anon
>>426692
That's better, but barely qualifies as a meal
Aleixi
i want somebody else to pick my meals
>>426696
Aleixi
never had it, can't say im not interested tho
>>426701
SadChan🍉🍉
Springfield... @... night...
>>426699
kate
I need to learn strudel
anon
>>426697
Prosciutto and fig jam and brie then baked is like an amazing combination just like throw that shit on some bread. Super fucking easy too.
Aleixi
oooooo sounds yummy
Aleixi
can you sprinkle estrogen on it
anon
Have you ever eaten banana's foster
Aleixi
no :p
anon
Okay you should go out and eat it ASAP it is literally the greatest dessert ever conceived
Aleixi
i dont like sugary thingies
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
Straight anon...
anon
>>426710
Straight anon, that's literally me
anon
Fuck these bitches
Aleixi
you can blow out my back in a stragiht way
anon
Sick and tired of these digital bitches
Aleixi
im bitches
anon
.play ty dolla sign xxl freestyle 2014
anon
get this transgender off my screen bruh
anon
ISHYGDDT
anon
>>426723
You are my woman. We are engaged in a straight relationship as a consequence
Aleixi
im my wifes woman!
anon
I'm looking at my hrt theymab friends likes on bsky and they liked gay hentai... Bros
>>426729
anon
Transgender gay hentai
anon
You should try to sleep with them
Aleixi
people should try to sleep with me
>>426733
anon
I would succeed
Aleixi
:o
Spiders
hello my dear faggies

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