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straw bury
peak bromosexuality
anon
>>426539
wrestling is very heterosexual no I don't like just rolling around with sweating dudes and feeling them try to pin me down while doing the same to them, it's like really straight and haha we should go back to tradition and do it with our wieners out like how the Greeks intended
>>426544>>426545
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play green alien cat
straw bury
>>426542
so lik\e, since im a girl then theoretically if we did that there would be nothing sexual about it either right haha
>>426547
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I am stupid
anon
>>426544
There is nothing sexual about wrestling, it is an art worthy of respect. Just because I might like accidentally bite you or grope you in weird places doesn't make it sexual it actually is part of the sport.
>>426548
straw bury
>>426547
cool we should do it then hehe u should teach me sum respect :3 obviously though u would win pretty easily
>>426556
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You guys ever heard of uhhh Tiarwhy
anon
Super Straight means that everything you want to fuck must be female. This doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>426554
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426551
What about super straight women
SadChan🍉🍉
.play pumped up kicks foster
anon
>>426548
I think you'd look good covered in nothing but slick oil.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>426553
if hes a boy why is she wearing a girls uniform
>>426561
anon
Look at this straight sport
anon
>>426560
The inclusion of the word "pony" takes this from okay to burn them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I regret knowning
anon
>>426557
we could slip against each other and roll against each others bodies while trying to pin each other to the ground. That's the ultimate expression of athleticism when you think about it.
>>426584
SadChan🍉🍉
Prunus Girl
Aleixi
oh ok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I regret being a brony
>>426574
anon
imagine walking around in the "pony asshole (plugged, creampied)" pin on your shirt
Aleixi
i feel like this song has some kind of deeper message but i can't quite put my finger on it
SadChan🍉🍉
unless you had a nazi phase
SadChan🍉🍉
in which case yea u can regret that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426574
No, kill me
Aleixi
i regret my nazi phase
Aleixi
the nazi to woke tgirl pipeline is crazy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to identify as a lesbian
anon
wild
anon
God I am glad I only had a cringe lolbertarian phase
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wonder what happened, oh right that girl who broke my heart when I was 15
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now it makes sense!
SadChan🍉🍉
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Tfw didnt have high schooll romance with chad T_T
Aleixi
happy mothers day to all the anons who say i can call them mommy
SadChan🍉🍉
whats happy about it
SadChan🍉🍉
my moms womb made me wrong
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
On the plus side, I discovered a lot of good music through the tons of mlp porn flashes I played
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I still love Pendulum
SadChan🍉🍉
.play runaway half alive
Aleixi
HALF ALIVE
Aleixi
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HEARD THEM
SadChan🍉🍉
i love half alive
SadChan🍉🍉
.play i still feel alive half alive
>>426598
anon
>>426584
I'd have to pin you on your back and look you in the eyes while grind against your oil covered body
Aleixi
>>426596
THANKUUUTHANKUTHANKUUUUUU
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont need to run away...
SadChan🍉🍉
OOHHHHHHHHHHHH oh....
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont need 2 run awayyyyyy
SadChan🍉🍉
OHHHHHHHHH ooo oOHHHHHHHHHH
SadChan🍉🍉
I dont need 2 run away....
straw bury
i have the video player muted can someone explain
anon
it's half alive
SadChan🍉🍉
its music
straw bury
i only listen to gorenoise sorry no music 4 me
SadChan🍉🍉
its goreshit u should listen 2 it
anon
lmao
straw bury
nah goreshit sounds too much like music for me
anon
harsh noise and gorenoise on the Q?
anon
>>426611
I know this is supposed to be ironic but I agree with the catgirl. You have to be a baka gaijin to not enjoy that.
Aleixi
i wanna kiss the librarian looking dude in half alive
straw bury
why is the guy so lame
>>426623
anon
I mean think about it. If you are the evil twin, your twin must be the good twin or vice versa
fujo
that's why i need a non-evil twin inside of my head
fujo
one that can talk people into hiring me
>>426626
straw bury
if u say so
anon
>>426624
You need to Dark Triad Maxx and increase your narcissism in order to cultivate an air of superiority. On yor
>>426627
Aleixi
wait whys he look like a teen working a t movie theatere now
SadChan🍉🍉
shame evil
Aleixi
im not evil but i like being shamed
anon
EvilGODs won
straw bury
now this is music
Aleixi
this should be in the walking dead
anon
I think kidz bop did a cover of this
Aleixi
i miss puppy posting ill be back in a few minutes to puppypost
>>426650
anon
I am playing with my parent's huskey right now
straw bury
cya soon aleixi
fujo
>>426647
you should make stwaw into your cute little puppy :3
anon
Huskey's are smelly as fuck but cute
>>426652
anon
she also runs around and licks me constantly
anon
also she will pick up food in her mouth then run over and drop it on the ground in another room
>>426655
fujo
>>426654
#ai psychoanalyze this in the style of jung and explain why this happens

nice try fed.
psychoanalyze this in the style of jung and explain why this happens
>>426667
straw bury
ok im bored
.skip
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
5
anon
ur just a hater
SadChan🍉🍉
they want 2 feel needed and to have their needs met, its about the attn
SadChan🍉🍉
it would be so cool if I was a girl and i could have the butterfly in ur stomach embarassed feeling by being close to ur bf
fujo
>>426667
hmmmm i was more thinking of explaining it by childhood trauma, because that _always_ works
anon
>>426663
puppygirls should be picked up and sit on my lap
fujo
ok its like 5hrs until i can get something to eat
>>426678
anon
>>426667
ENTP won the astrology with extra steps competition
Aleixi
can you cook for me ill wag my tail
anon
I will cook for all of you, but I need to know diet accommodations ahead of time
>>426682
anon
I was just thinking about it, vegans can't eat mayonnaise. That's a weird one
anon
>>426682
You should be eating out of a dog bowl either way.
anon
>>426692
That's better, but barely qualifies as a meal
Aleixi
i want somebody else to pick my meals
>>426696
Aleixi
never had it, can't say im not interested tho
>>426701
SadChan🍉🍉
Springfield... @... night...
>>426699
kate
I need to learn strudel
anon
>>426697
Prosciutto and fig jam and brie then baked is like an amazing combination just like throw that shit on some bread. Super fucking easy too.
Aleixi
oooooo sounds yummy
Aleixi
can you sprinkle estrogen on it
anon
Have you ever eaten banana's foster
Aleixi
no :p
anon
Okay you should go out and eat it ASAP it is literally the greatest dessert ever conceived
Aleixi
i dont like sugary thingies
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
Straight anon...
anon
>>426710
Straight anon, that's literally me
anon
Fuck these bitches
Aleixi
you can blow out my back in a stragiht way
anon
Sick and tired of these digital bitches
Aleixi
im bitches
anon
.play ty dolla sign xxl freestyle 2014
anon
get this transgender off my screen bruh
anon
ISHYGDDT
anon
>>426723
You are my woman. We are engaged in a straight relationship as a consequence
Aleixi
im my wifes woman!
anon
I'm looking at my hrt theymab friends likes on bsky and they liked gay hentai... Bros
>>426729
anon
Transgender gay hentai
anon
You should try to sleep with them
Aleixi
people should try to sleep with me
>>426733
anon
I would succeed
Aleixi
:o
Spiders
(it's almost 3 am)
anon
You can't call yourself a winner if you don't have a trophy
Aleixi
>>426753
even with social media im not against the idea
anon
People hate on Mark Zuckerberg, but he is the reason why sex slavery isn't legal
>>426757
Spiders
i remember this post
Spiders
ew there's a straight person here?
Spiders
yuckie
Aleixi
i straight up need to be leashed
Spiders
sorry you have to be shot
Spiders
:(
Aleixi
>>426777
no i just think men should be forcefem
anon
>>426777
it's okay anon, I don't want to forcefem you. I think you are sexy just the way you are.
>>426780
faye
#ksay shrimp
anon
>>426780
JESSE, you need to have sex with me or Gus Fring is going to kill you. You need to take me from behind and slap my bald ass head.
>>426790
faye
#ksay forcefem.all feminine men
Spiders
lmao
kate
.play justin beiger baby
Aleixi
>>426791
papyrus should be forcefem
Spiders
no :(((( he's just a fella
Aleixi
injecting him with estrogen while he sleeps
Spiders
injecting estro straight into da bone
faye
papyrus deseeves estrogen
faye
look at her
anon
Papyrus is not real
faye
papyrus would disagree
anon
Would implies that Papyrus doesn't exist
faye
papyrus exists beyond implication
faye
i cannot speak for papyrus but i can guess
anon
I like your cut G
anon
sapphic flag
anon
Who is papyrus
dawn
eater of nasty frozen spaghetti
Spiders
ROSE
Aleixi
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE JLL LOVE GOU FOREVER I PROMISE PLEASE YH PLEADE I WILL LOV EYOUD S
>>426816
anon
only i can use the femboy flag
Aleixi
>>426816
I picked the wrong flag on mobile
rose
two boys i was with on saturday kept calling each other stuff like boy and lil guy and mister and like omg it was rlly adorable icl
faye
>>426822
monster cans arent even that big
Aleixi
>>426820
I'm a top (I'm my dreams)
Spiders
see ya :3
faye
milk
anon
bye bye
Aleixi
I liked milk inside/outside
rose
>>426821
i dont get it can someone work out the solution for me thanks
>>426841
faye
same
faye
i like milk girl
anon
>>426837
sorry i didn't mean it like that, i just wanted to post a meme
>>426840
anon
>>426828
>>426831
i played this game when it was new like 3 years ago it was so funny
anon
>>426838
So you don't have a cock that is at least 6.5 inches?
anon
preferably above 7 or even 8 ideally tbh
faye
cringe if you're not fucking hung
faye
i used to be, hrt does much harm
rose
my dicks only like 6 inches tbh
>>426848
anon
i don't know i haven't measured it
faye
i only ever measured with a monster can n i was bigger
anon
>>426845
perfectly sized for convenience.
faye
owned
rose
if ur dicks bigger than a monster can its just like, how do you deal with that thing??
>>426855>>426853
rose
like is it not in the way??
anon
mine isn't lol that's for sure
rose
one of the boys i was with had like a reaaallly big one it was crazy cos like theyre both p dainty looking boys so idk how theyre packign all that
>>426857
anon
>>426850
it's only like 6 and a half inches
rose
>>426854
was kinda too big for me to suck properly idk my mouth only small
faye
one of my exes had like 9 inches
faye
she was also like 5'6
faye
stupidly hung and for what she was a virgin when we started dating
rose
theoretically itd be hot to fuck someone hung but theyd have to be like incredibly patient with me cos idk if i could handle all that quickly ykno??
anon
463.png
yeah i'm not hung i'm gonna be honest lol
faye
L
rose
i dont need to be hung, im built to be bred tbh
>>426867
Aleixi
I'm what you'd expect a hrt femboy to be :p
>>426868
rose
just a lil guy awww
anon
i think i was just average lul
rose
but also i think its like pretty big all things considered
anon
>They reported an erect penis to be between 12.95 and 13.92 cm (5.1 and 5.5 inches, respectively) in length, a result significantly below the average obtained in self-reported studies. The authors commented that results of such measurement studies may still be inflated due to volunteer bias — the possibility that men with larger penises may be more likely to choose to participate in such studies.
WTF
>>426877
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
How many times have you been on 4chan, seen someone claim to have an absolute monster cock, then if they ever post it, it's like the exact same size as yours
>>426880
anon
>>426879
people on 4chan will lie about anything
anon
this shit is nothing compared to max
kate
.play bunny fall on mic asmr
kate
.skip (video skipped)
anon
silly bunny
anon
again
anon
.play bunny fall on mic asmr
anon
hey guys. im an absolute virgin. what exactly is the benefit of fucking someone with a monster cock? is the ass really so resilient to size?
>>426889>>426890>>426893
kate
more surface area = more nerves stimulated probably
anon
>>426887
It's fun and you need to find someone that knows how to use it really. It's too common for people to think that they should just kind of stab it in there. They should be good at oral and really work up to it.
anon
>>426887
It just makes you feel like fulller. sort of more pressed on every side
>>426894
anon
>>426894
I gotta know what I'm slinging. There's a difference between using your product and sampling it.
anon
their tails are so long
rose
tbh ive only ever actually bottomed for ppl with like average dicks and it felt like it was p big inside me, idk if id be able to handle smth rlly big
>>426901>>426905
kate
.skip (video skipped)
Aleixi
>>426898
I have one hell of an opportunity for you
rose
oh oh?
anon
>>426898
Much like the yin yang, every top should incorporate some bottom so they understand when they are going too hard. I've fucked guys with big dicks that were bad with it, and ones that were good with it. There's just more hazard at play with heavier equipment.
>>426907
rose
>>426905
i mean the girl i last bottomed for was like primarily a bottom
fucked rlly good tho omg
>>426910
SadChan🍉🍉
.play james blake overgrown
anon
>>426907
I actually noticed that alot of people with big dicks do have a preference for bottoming. My suspicion is that they had an experience with sex that wasn't particularly enjoyable where they were taking the lead like when they first lost their virginity. I think that they just sort of feel like it's better when the other person does what they want with it.
rose
funnily ive never topped, i have a bunch of ppl who want me to top them tho
idk my dick doesnt rlly work around other ppl its weird i gotta get on viagra or some such
>>426913>>426916
Aleixi
>>426914
hands on my body is enough >.<
anon
>>426914
growers are so fucking cute, I love just holding their soft cocks in my mouth and sort of feeling it throb
>>426918
rose
>>426916
yeah i like the idea of it :3 itd be cute to top someone i think, i just get nervous n stuff even when im feeling v good with someone else idk
>>426920>>426930
anon
>>426919
Would you top a tall gangly hung bottom?
rose
if they got on estrogen
anon
:(
rose
>:3
rose
>>426923
mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm ofcourse :3
Aleixi
:D
anon
>>426918
I would like to pin you down and suck your cock while you beg me to stop tbh but I know you are a huge fucking sub so I don't know how much you'd like that
Aleixi
:3 if you want me to beg I will
rose
tho i think rlly i like just cuddling n kissng and groping n stuff
idk i like sex but when i do it sometimes theres like weird feelings to it also that its kinda like i have to ignore to feel the good parts but its hard to ignore them also?? idk most of it is just like worrying tho like "oh no im bottoming, what if i pee accidentally and they hate me"
>>426934>>426935>>426933
anon
>>426930
do you want to bottom for a tall gangly hung top?
Aleixi
>>426931
cuddling is the best part touch is so nice
anon
>>426931
>"oh no im bottoming, what if i pee accidentally and they hate me"
That would be so fucking hot though. I get what you are saying. I like gentle groping cuddly sex sometimes. Like just having my cock resting in someone while we slowly grind around that's fun
rose
its easy to say piss is hot when its not like on your bed and now you gotta sleep on it and also go n wash the sheets after cos some faggot you invited over pissed o n them
>>426938>>426937
Aleixi
>>426936
it's hot until it's on my bed
anon
>>426936
I have had multiple faggots piss on my bed before
anon
I don't mind
anon
I got a mattress protector for a reason

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