>>426539
wrestling is very heterosexual no I don't like just rolling around with sweating dudes and feeling them try to pin me down while doing the same to them, it's like really straight and haha we should go back to tradition and do it with our wieners out like how the Greeks intended

>>426544
There is nothing sexual about wrestling, it is an art worthy of respect. Just because I might like accidentally bite you or grope you in weird places doesn't make it sexual it actually is part of the sport.

>>426545
I am straight! Because you are going to be my woman!

Super Straight means that everything you want to fuck must be female. This doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>426548
I think you'd look good covered in nothing but slick oil.

Look at this straight sport

>>426560
The inclusion of the word "pony" takes this from okay to burn them

>>426557
we could slip against each other and roll against each others bodies while trying to pin each other to the ground. That's the ultimate expression of athleticism when you think about it.

>>426566
kill me

imagine walking around in the "pony asshole (plugged, creampied)" pin on your shirt

wild

God I am glad I only had a cringe lolbertarian phase

>>426584
I'd have to pin you on your back and look you in the eyes while grind against your oil covered body

it's half alive

lmao

harsh noise and gorenoise on the Q?

>>426611
I know this is supposed to be ironic but I agree with the catgirl. You have to be a baka gaijin to not enjoy that.

>>426615
do you have an evil twin?

I mean think about it. If you are the evil twin, your twin must be the good twin or vice versa

>>426624
You need to Dark Triad Maxx and increase your narcissism in order to cultivate an air of superiority. On yor

>>426629
::ebil
#throw

EvilGODs won

>>426636
me

>>426637
too late, it's me

I think kidz bop did a cover of this

I am playing with my parent's huskey right now

Huskey's are smelly as fuck but cute

she also runs around and licks me constantly

also she will pick up food in her mouth then run over and drop it on the ground in another room

>>426656
I don't hate you

.search greco-roman wrestling

1. 1.
   
   5 Minutes of Crazy Greco-Roman Wrestling Throws

   United World Wrestling

   5:10
2. 2.
   
   EVERY Insane Greco Roman Wrestling Move - 2024

   United World Wrestling

   10:13
3. 3.
   
   Every Greco-Roman Final | 2024 European Championships

   FloWrestling

   1:52:57
4. 4.
   
   Father-Son Duo Make 2025 US Open Greco-Roman Wrestling Finals

   FloWrestling

   8:27
5. 5.
   
   The World's Best Wrestler Aleksandr Karelin's Unforgettable Match

   SportHulQ

   5:43

5

ur just a hater

>>426663
puppygirls should be picked up and sit on my lap

>>426667
ENTP won the astrology with extra steps competition

>>426674
I will cook for you

I will cook for all of you, but I need to know diet accommodations ahead of time

I was just thinking about it, vegans can't eat mayonnaise. That's a weird one

>>426682
You should be eating out of a dog bowl either way.

>>426685
What do you want to eat

>>426689
that's not food! you need more than just peanut butter

>>426692
That's better, but barely qualifies as a meal

>>426694
do you like prosciutto

>>426698
VGH

>>426697
Prosciutto and fig jam and brie then baked is like an amazing combination just like throw that shit on some bread. Super fucking easy too.

Have you ever eaten banana's foster

Okay you should go out and eat it ASAP it is literally the greatest dessert ever conceived

>>426710
Straight anon, that's literally me

>>426723
You are my woman. We are engaged in a straight relationship as a consequence

>>426725
Super straight!

>>426728
that's so fvcking based

You should try to sleep with them

>>426732
I wouldn't try

I would succeed

>>426736
chinese furry show

>>426738
sup faggots and losers

>>426744
will you take me as your prize then

You can't call yourself a winner if you don't have a trophy

>>426750
hello, you are cute.

>>426752
If not for social media, you would be my concubine.

People hate on Mark Zuckerberg, but he is the reason why sex slavery isn't legal

>>426763
straight...

Yeah, me, I'm straight

>>426773
idk

>>426777
it's okay anon, I don't want to forcefem you. I think you are sexy just the way you are.

>>426780
JESSE, you need to have sex with me or Gus Fring is going to kill you. You need to take me from behind and slap my bald ass head.

>>426797
Bald ass head lmao

Papyrus is not real

Would implies that Papyrus doesn't exist

I like your cut G

sapphic flag

>>426811
will you please, this entire board is subs

>>426838
So you don't have a cock that is at least 6.5 inches?

preferably above 7 or even 8 ideally tbh

>>426845
perfectly sized for convenience.

>>426850
it's only like 6 and a half inches

>>426875
That doesn't surprise you?

How many times have you been on 4chan, seen someone claim to have an absolute monster cock, then if they ever post it, it's like the exact same size as yours

silly bunny

again

.play bunny fall on mic asmr

>>426887
It's fun and you need to find someone that knows how to use it really. It's too common for people to think that they should just kind of stab it in there. They should be good at oral and really work up to it.

>>426887
It just makes you feel like fulller. sort of more pressed on every side

>>426894
I gotta know what I'm slinging. There's a difference between using your product and sampling it.

>>426898
Much like the yin yang, every top should incorporate some bottom so they understand when they are going too hard. I've fucked guys with big dicks that were bad with it, and ones that were good with it. There's just more hazard at play with heavier equipment.

>>426907
I actually noticed that alot of people with big dicks do have a preference for bottoming. My suspicion is that they had an experience with sex that wasn't particularly enjoyable where they were taking the lead like when they first lost their virginity. I think that they just sort of feel like it's better when the other person does what they want with it.