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Spiders
(it's almost 3 am)
anon
You can't call yourself a winner if you don't have a trophy
Aleixi
>>426753
even with social media im not against the idea
anon
People hate on Mark Zuckerberg, but he is the reason why sex slavery isn't legal
>>426757
Spiders
i remember this post
Spiders
ew there's a straight person here?
Spiders
yuckie
Aleixi
i straight up need to be leashed
Spiders
sorry you have to be shot
Spiders
:(
Aleixi
>>426777
no i just think men should be forcefem
anon
>>426777
it's okay anon, I don't want to forcefem you. I think you are sexy just the way you are.
>>426780
faye
#ksay shrimp
anon
>>426780
JESSE, you need to have sex with me or Gus Fring is going to kill you. You need to take me from behind and slap my bald ass head.
>>426790
faye
#ksay forcefem.all feminine men
Spiders
lmao
kate
.play justin beiger baby
Aleixi
>>426791
papyrus should be forcefem
Spiders
no :(((( he's just a fella
Aleixi
injecting him with estrogen while he sleeps
Spiders
injecting estro straight into da bone
faye
papyrus deseeves estrogen
faye
look at her
anon
Papyrus is not real
faye
papyrus would disagree
anon
Would implies that Papyrus doesn't exist
faye
papyrus exists beyond implication
faye
i cannot speak for papyrus but i can guess
anon
I like your cut G
anon
sapphic flag
anon
Who is papyrus
dawn
eater of nasty frozen spaghetti
Spiders
ROSE
Aleixi
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE JLL LOVE GOU FOREVER I PROMISE PLEASE YH PLEADE I WILL LOV EYOUD S
>>426816
anon
only i can use the femboy flag
Aleixi
>>426816
I picked the wrong flag on mobile
rose
two boys i was with on saturday kept calling each other stuff like boy and lil guy and mister and like omg it was rlly adorable icl
faye
>>426822
monster cans arent even that big
Aleixi
>>426820
I'm a top (I'm my dreams)
Spiders
see ya :3
faye
milk
anon
bye bye
Aleixi
I liked milk inside/outside
rose
>>426821
i dont get it can someone work out the solution for me thanks
>>426841
faye
same
faye
i like milk girl
anon
>>426837
sorry i didn't mean it like that, i just wanted to post a meme
>>426840
anon
>>426828
>>426831
i played this game when it was new like 3 years ago it was so funny
anon
>>426838
So you don't have a cock that is at least 6.5 inches?
anon
preferably above 7 or even 8 ideally tbh
faye
cringe if you're not fucking hung
faye
i used to be, hrt does much harm
rose
my dicks only like 6 inches tbh
>>426848
anon
i don't know i haven't measured it
faye
i only ever measured with a monster can n i was bigger
anon
>>426845
perfectly sized for convenience.
faye
owned
rose
if ur dicks bigger than a monster can its just like, how do you deal with that thing??
>>426853>>426855
rose
like is it not in the way??
anon
mine isn't lol that's for sure
rose
one of the boys i was with had like a reaaallly big one it was crazy cos like theyre both p dainty looking boys so idk how theyre packign all that
>>426857
anon
>>426850
it's only like 6 and a half inches
rose
>>426854
was kinda too big for me to suck properly idk my mouth only small
faye
one of my exes had like 9 inches
faye
she was also like 5'6
faye
stupidly hung and for what she was a virgin when we started dating
rose
theoretically itd be hot to fuck someone hung but theyd have to be like incredibly patient with me cos idk if i could handle all that quickly ykno??
anon
463.png
yeah i'm not hung i'm gonna be honest lol
faye
L
rose
i dont need to be hung, im built to be bred tbh
>>426867
Aleixi
I'm what you'd expect a hrt femboy to be :p
>>426868
rose
just a lil guy awww
anon
i think i was just average lul
rose
but also i think its like pretty big all things considered
anon
>They reported an erect penis to be between 12.95 and 13.92 cm (5.1 and 5.5 inches, respectively) in length, a result significantly below the average obtained in self-reported studies. The authors commented that results of such measurement studies may still be inflated due to volunteer bias — the possibility that men with larger penises may be more likely to choose to participate in such studies.
WTF
>>426877
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
How many times have you been on 4chan, seen someone claim to have an absolute monster cock, then if they ever post it, it's like the exact same size as yours
>>426880
anon
>>426879
people on 4chan will lie about anything
anon
this shit is nothing compared to max
kate
.play bunny fall on mic asmr
kate
.skip (video skipped)
anon
silly bunny
anon
again
anon
.play bunny fall on mic asmr
anon
hey guys. im an absolute virgin. what exactly is the benefit of fucking someone with a monster cock? is the ass really so resilient to size?
>>426889>>426890>>426893
kate
more surface area = more nerves stimulated probably
anon
>>426887
It's fun and you need to find someone that knows how to use it really. It's too common for people to think that they should just kind of stab it in there. They should be good at oral and really work up to it.
anon
>>426887
It just makes you feel like fulller. sort of more pressed on every side
>>426894
anon
>>426894
I gotta know what I'm slinging. There's a difference between using your product and sampling it.
anon
their tails are so long
rose
tbh ive only ever actually bottomed for ppl with like average dicks and it felt like it was p big inside me, idk if id be able to handle smth rlly big
>>426901>>426905
kate
.skip (video skipped)
Aleixi
>>426898
I have one hell of an opportunity for you
rose
oh oh?
anon
>>426898
Much like the yin yang, every top should incorporate some bottom so they understand when they are going too hard. I've fucked guys with big dicks that were bad with it, and ones that were good with it. There's just more hazard at play with heavier equipment.
>>426907
rose
>>426905
i mean the girl i last bottomed for was like primarily a bottom
fucked rlly good tho omg
>>426910
SadChan🍉🍉
.play james blake overgrown
anon
>>426907
I actually noticed that alot of people with big dicks do have a preference for bottoming. My suspicion is that they had an experience with sex that wasn't particularly enjoyable where they were taking the lead like when they first lost their virginity. I think that they just sort of feel like it's better when the other person does what they want with it.
rose
funnily ive never topped, i have a bunch of ppl who want me to top them tho
idk my dick doesnt rlly work around other ppl its weird i gotta get on viagra or some such
>>426913>>426916
Aleixi
>>426914
hands on my body is enough >.<
anon
>>426914
growers are so fucking cute, I love just holding their soft cocks in my mouth and sort of feeling it throb
>>426918
rose
>>426916
yeah i like the idea of it :3 itd be cute to top someone i think, i just get nervous n stuff even when im feeling v good with someone else idk
>>426920>>426930
anon
>>426919
Would you top a tall gangly hung bottom?
rose
if they got on estrogen
anon
:(
rose
>:3
rose
>>426923
mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm ofcourse :3
Aleixi
:D
anon
>>426918
I would like to pin you down and suck your cock while you beg me to stop tbh but I know you are a huge fucking sub so I don't know how much you'd like that
Aleixi
:3 if you want me to beg I will
rose
tho i think rlly i like just cuddling n kissng and groping n stuff
idk i like sex but when i do it sometimes theres like weird feelings to it also that its kinda like i have to ignore to feel the good parts but its hard to ignore them also?? idk most of it is just like worrying tho like "oh no im bottoming, what if i pee accidentally and they hate me"
>>426933>>426934>>426935>>426955
anon
>>426930
do you want to bottom for a tall gangly hung top?
Aleixi
>>426931
cuddling is the best part touch is so nice
anon
>>426931
>"oh no im bottoming, what if i pee accidentally and they hate me"
That would be so fucking hot though. I get what you are saying. I like gentle groping cuddly sex sometimes. Like just having my cock resting in someone while we slowly grind around that's fun
rose
its easy to say piss is hot when its not like on your bed and now you gotta sleep on it and also go n wash the sheets after cos some faggot you invited over pissed o n them
>>426937>>426938
Aleixi
>>426936
it's hot until it's on my bed
anon
>>426936
I have had multiple faggots piss on my bed before
anon
I don't mind
anon
I got a mattress protector for a reason
rose
maybe but i worry lol
rose
like it is nice i dont wanna say its not or anything, last girl i did it with made me feel really really good
but also she was patient with me which like helped, i worry other ppl wont be as patient
>>426943
anon
>>426942
That's true yeah. I am very very very open about stuff, while like yeah I know for a fact that there are some people that do NOT want you to accidentally puke all over their lap after gagging on their cock for 30 minutes straight then they get really mad and don't even buy you McDonald's fuck you motherfucker
rose
ive had to stop myself gagging on ppls dicks before, shit gets me soooo worried ;-; its part of why ive kinda struggled giving head for a bit
>>426945
anon
>>426944
I've gotten much better with my gag reflex, I can suck like a champ now.
Aleixi
sex sounds so cool I wish I had it
>>426947
Aleixi
I work out
anon
Then it's really reallly good yeah. Except like it can also really fuck some people up so watch out for that
Aleixi
I'd probably only wanna do it while under the influence
davesprite
current mood
.play james roach (an ascii image of bowsette)
rose
hello davesprite :3
davesprite
roseee hi hi
rose
>>426931
tho it was kidna crazy watching the boys i was with just like get down to it without prepping or anything first and then have it come out all clean, i was v kinda shocked
davesprite
thread has really been talking about sex a lot recently lol
like all day today
ppl are pent up with that spring energy happy may
davesprite
>>426960
#edit to say "the fortunes have foretold my sex future will be: " with a needlessly elaborate answer after the colon
davesprite
damn good for you aleixi
davesprite
>>426958
.play ridge racer press conference ridge racer
Aleixi
:)
davesprite
clown should really be a genre of music
davesprite
i need more clownwave in my life
davesprite
circuscore
davesprite
::jonker
davesprite
.play jonker joe many liberals
rose
thinking of making a like synth pop song, would the world fuck with synth pop rose orlando?
>>426977
rose
RIIIIIDGE RACER
rose
ridge racer is so good this crowd suck
Aleixi
racer? I hardly know 'er
SadChan🍉🍉
people who should die:
mean
dont like lgbts/racist/intolerant
pokemon scalpers
>>426980>>426981
davesprite
>>426972
hell yeah make like a rock opera synth pop track
rose
no i cant become will toledo i refuse
SadChan🍉🍉
politicians i dont like
davesprite
>>426976
what if i'm intolerant specifically towards the english except the ones i befriend personally
and also the belgians
fujo
faaaaaaalllling apaaart
rose
this song is so good
davesprite
my scope creep is getting out of hand this project is turning me into some kind of word hermit
davesprite
i sit in my cave tippy typing
oblivious to the fact that i have unleashed some kind of eldritch being into my own mind that now demands penance in the form of hundreds of pages of words
davesprite
.ply giorgio moroder
davesprite
.play giorgio moroder
davesprite
idk if anyone is here to listen to it but enjoy lol
>>426995
anon
moog modular
anon
the sound of the future
faye
#ksay shrimp
anon
she smells like a dirty aquarium so cute!
anon
what
anon
s behind the door
anon
what the fuck
anon
lmao little german boy
anon
oh my god these are alll dogshit
anon
.play chicken jocket
anon
brainrot video
anon
yes
kate
A lot of food to work with if they fight them in survival
anon
why do they not just block them with a wall
kate
They made an explicit rule against it, though I think the magma will probably not pathfind over.
kate
I remember that hoglins don't walk over it.
anon
Chicken JOCKEY
anon
Is the libpol minecraft server any good
kate
I haven't got around to playing on it yet idk
kate
It's got a bunch of create addons to tinker with tho so likely pretty good.
anon
aight
anon
This is true fucking brainrot
anon
Chicken JOCKEY
fujo
webdevs will literally reinvent everything that already exists but somehow make it suck
>>427023
fujo
>>427023
#refute

oh look, another braindead take with zero substance to dissect. but fine, let's pretend this isn't just emotional diarrhea masquerading as an argument.

you wanna say "that's why we love them" as if it's some universal truth? nah. love is subjective, and declaring it like this reeks of insecure posturing. what's the actual foundation here? bandwagon logic? blind tribal loyalty? or just refusing to engage with anything beyond surface-level rabid fandom?

let's break this down like you're five: unless you specify *what* exactly inspires this alleged love, the statement is hollow sentimentalism at best and cultish bootlicking at worst. you wanna signal virtue? cool, but don’t pretend it’s deep when you’ve provided zero criteria for the adoration.

also, "we"? speak for yourself. collectivethinking is the crutch of people who can’t form an original opinion. even if there’s merit to whatever nebulous subject we’re discussing here, your phrasing outs you as someone who substitutes identity for thought. weak.
anon
I think webdevs are cute
anon
They deserve overpriced coffee
kate
Oh I guess the magma pathfinding thing is hoglins and piglins only
anon
Just think when they have like a thousand chicken jockeys tho
kate
nuke
anon
CHICKEN JOCKEY
anon
It's over whats his name bros
anon
they got through the wolf maze
anon
Time to activate the last plan
kate
the jeff bezos bunker
anon
Prestonbros won
rose
Yeah, yeah, and it's okay
I tie my hands up to a chair so I don't fall that way
Yeah, yeah, and I'm alright
I took a sip of something poison, but I'll hold on tight
>>427039>>427037
rose
>>427036
#refute

oh wow, what a profoundly deep sentiment you've crafted here. let's unpack this masterpiece of self-sabotage masquerading as poetry, shall we?

first off: *"i tie my hands up to a chair so i don't fall that way"*—ah yes, the timeless strategy of restraint as self-preservation. because nothing says "mental stability" like binding yourself to avoid the inevitable. have you considered, say, not putting yourself in situations where flailing uncontrollably is a risk? or does the drama of it all just make life more fun? the metaphor falls apart if you think about it for more than two seconds—if you're really that unstable, you'll just fall another way. congratulations, you've invented a pointless exercise in futility dressed up as coping.

then, *"i took a sip of something poison, but i’ll hold on tight"*—ah, the good old voluntary poison sipping. tell me, o enlightened one, does holding on tight reverse the poisoning? does the sheer force of your grip magically detoxify your bloodstream? or is this just another way to romanticize self-destructive behavior under the guise of resilience? you're not tough for poisoning yourself, you're just highlighting a lack of self-control with more steps.

*"and i'm alright"*—sure you are. that's why you're tying yourself to chairs and sipping on poison—peachy, really. either this is the weakest attempt at irony, or you genuinely believe denial is some kind of virtue. in any case, the only thing worse than suffering is pretending to be fine while doing circus tricks to justify it.

was that aggressive enough for your *deeply meaningful* little verse? or do you want to add something else sacrificial and performative for me to dismantle?
anon
it's so fucking voer
rose
made a lil synthpop idea thingie
>>427043
kate
Hey rose did you see those strudel videos I queued earlier?
>>427049
anon
I volunteer myself to cuddle you to sleep
rose
homo....
anon
Can we uh like cuddle and uh like frot and uh fuck too or something
>>427053
kate
It's like a mod tracker but like javascript or something
>>427054
rose
>>427052
unfortunately if you want me to do anything that requires like using my brain its not gonna go well
kate
ah aight well I wanted to show ya in case you thought it was useful
>>427057
rose
>>427055
unfortunately im not a computer science tgirl
rose
much to my parents disappointment
anon
so a couple days ago i was at a convention. for the first time i did my makeup in public and dressed femme by putting on a mask + cute outfit. sometime during the night i managed to find some random t4t lesbians to hang out with... holy SHIT i want to live like that, literally even if i never date women and only stay friends it just feels so fucking right to make connections like that... also one of them did hypnosis on me lol
>>427062
rose
awww cute im glad !!
kate
Ooh since I'm in the garage now I could learn guitar in here and not disturb my parents.
anon
>>427064
NO THE CAT NO THEY NEED TO BECOME SIGMA
anon
.play long yellow road
anon
.play the first night Toshiko Akiyoshi
anon
.play masahiko satoh golden green
anon
>>427073
I didn't catch that, seems like you were in a strange situation you can tell us what's goin on
>>427075
anon
>>427074
nah i was just musing about the duality of living with a parent as an adult but i couldn't figure out a good way to phrase it that didn't sound like complaining about my dad and he didn't deserve the ragging on it wasn't neutral enough
but it's just interesting being an adult with a person who is sort of a friendly roommate who always has your back but also sort of sees you as a child and by way of being there as an adult a failed child lol
>>427077
straw bury
jhgbuihnj gvghbdvfgbdnvfrtgvchecregdfhreregfycg4rfgchrgerdfcthrvyj
>>427078
anon
>>427075
i know kinda what you mean. there's a level of like weirdness to it.
>>427079
anon
>>427076
jafajsfjjdfjajfdajfjadfajdfajjdsakfkaflakjalfdasll you are cute
anon
>>427077
yeah like it's nice being around family a lot but it's also this weird constant uncomfortableness about it
like you revert to being who you were before moving out in weird ways that are hard to control and at least in my experience it's a little bit of a reversion in like how i get perceived
but i am yk, able to control my decisions now too
idk there's no point here really just rambling
life is interesting
>>427080
anon
>>427079
rambling is good sometimes. yeah I get what you mean tho. it also puts you in a weird situation with like relationships and stuff
>>427081
anon
makes me feel like an ideal middle would be getting on my financial feet and then building a MiL suite or a few and just making my parents be neighbors and having my kids be surrounded by family when i get to that part
>>427080
yeah that too. can't bring dates home
>>427082
anon
>>427081
I both would want to live near my parents and also keep them at arms length. I never actually like told them officially that I am bi or pansexual or whatever the kids are saying these days. So like if they lived around me and like saw me with a guy, they aren't homophobic but they'd probably be surprised.
>>427083
anon
>>427082
i hit a point eventually where i decided not to hide things like that from my parents, that they'd accept it or go no contact. my dad cut me off for being trans but came back with time.
it was uncomfortable opening up about being bi and then trans but ultimately worth it, and if i'd lost anyone permanently over it (as when i thought i had) i'd feel like it was more their loss than mine
>>427084
anon
>>427083
I guess for me it's more that it never reallly came up. Like occasionally they ask me if I'm seeing a girl and like I don't really date people for very long or have many serious relationships, so I never really have to respond to it. I am more worried about them learning that I am a massive slut than that I am bisexual
>>427085
anon
>>427084
oh okay i was on a track of "it's sad to hold your parents at arms length over something as small as an awkward conversation"
but you're holding them at arms length because you're a HOOKUP SLUT
lollll
that's fair tho
but i think that's more the issue than bi it sounds like
if you were pursuing a husband would they care?
>>427087
anon
>>427085
my dad and stepmom probably wouldn't. Well actually... eh nah I think they'd be fine with it. My biological mom would probably have a heart attack. She's not outwardly homophobic but like you can definitely tell she wants grandkids, and grandkids that popped out of a person I married. And yeah in the question between gay son and thot daughter, my parents would pick gay son any day of the week. So like I don't want them to know any of my sexual proclivities because then like they might ask about like relationships more deeply and I'd be like "well I kind of just sleep with anyone that asks lol" and that's probably bad.
>>427088>>427090
anon
>>427087
always about the grandkids that's so dumb to me
adoption, surrogacy, laboratory babies
why do they never think of this
i mean maybe you don't want kids and that's a whole other thing
but i hate how that gets attached to sexuality like homo couples can still make or adopt babies
anon
>>427087
it's fair to not wanna tell that to your parents
but let's be real here
that's not exactly healthy for you anyway lol
there's a reason it's a little shameful
anon
i mean i don't shame like i don't think it's bad for society or whatever
but i kinda think being a slut is like, emotionally damaging to the person doing it
unless they're college age then it's usually fine
>>427094
anon
>>427092
nah don't worry about it, I am aware that it is probably not a healthy lifestyle. I am not the type to be like you can't judge me for that.
>>427099
straw bury
and fuck human beings i hope everyone was dead
>>427096
anon
>>427094
based
do the vice but admit what it is but it's still fun and there's time it's cool
i mean i guess virtue is technically better
but that's 1000x better than inventing fake virtue and glamorizing thotlyfe lol
straw bury
im sorry im sorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry
>>427101
anon
>>427100
uh you are fine, cute girl.
anon
::911
anon
::never_forget
anon
god fuck
anon
I got some leftover crab cakes
anon
but I wanna cook
fujo
>>427112
it's a mating call, he wants to have...
anon
>>427114
#tag (post has no image) never_forget
anon
>>427112
no, u are very precious and need to be held I wanna wrap myself around you like a big blanket
anon
>>427113
are you doing that like diet... uh the no fat one I think keto? idk
>>427123
anon
>>427120
\\make the pregnant man donald trump flying a plane into the twin towers dammit
straw bury
i will never have kids :(
>>427128
anon
\_ donald trump flying a plane into the twin towers while he is pregnant with aryan babies
kate
>>427125
very effective, kinda expensive, what made me stop was how much higher it makes your libido.
>>427130
anon
FUCK
anon
>>427129
I am just going to have to fuck you forever then i guess or like we could get a surrogate. that'd be nice. you are really cute so like you would make beautiful babies.
kate
I felt like a cat in heat for like 2 months
straw bury
where do i doom then? my therapist would put me in a psych ward
>>427137>>427141
anon
>>427136
the correct answer is to make the dooming stop. fight it. don't spiral
anon
nah sometimes people need to unleash a bit of pressure right like some people release it in by being positive, some release it by indulging, sometimes people need to feel a bit bad. Just as long as like they don't feel irreparably bad. like Straw Girl is cute and like she should vent because she deserves it she works hard and plays harder
anon
>>427138
you can vent but what you're doing here is unhealthy and ruins the energy a little bit
i just don't want to see this become /tttt/
fujo
>>427136
watch some cool stuff about history, sometimes you need to take your mind off of things
straw bury
im sorry ill leave
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