i nona

*hi nona lol

um excuse u thats a selfie i just took

ur sweet

ur voice is so pretty nona

i sound like a man

well no not really my voice isnt terrible i should be more grateful

fine...............................................................................................................

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listen how wierd and masculine my voice is :/

414159/58

everyone fucking look at tetris the borzoi u assholes

afk

>>429404
i can do this way louder and my mom says i sound like a clicker from the last of us

or a xenomorph

B)

>>429428
wat do i smell like do u think

>>429432

>>429433
cannot have been weirder than any of the shit u have dm'd me

yea i kinda get wat u mean

yea lol i know i was just kidding

>>429438
ur so obsessed with smells, just like a dog. its gross

>>429444
its not my fault ur such a wierdo

>>429446
you fucker..

just fuck off i dont like it thats not why i keep replying

nama hiiiiiiiiiiiii hi nama hiiiiiiiii meowwwwwwww mrow mrow nyaaaaa

bcuz ur pretty

hay

erm excuse u im a pony not a horse

nama will u feed me hay :>

nama will u ride me

n what

*on

riding through a grassy field as the sun sets on my back????

>>429479
nah im rlly strong :>

>>429482
oooooo ur contraption? tell me more :3

>>429484
heaven

good night nama u r so cool nyaaaa *hops up into ur lap and nuzzles ur face* mrowwwww :3

>>429491
wdym thats the sound a pony makes

>>429494
i will suck ur nuts for 10$

>>429495
whats an onomatopoeia

>>429495
nama ur so smart hehe

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they r really funny

rlly i had no idea

omg u know kfc murder chicks ur so cool

i on the other hand will proudly admit that i only listen to doom metal and grindcore

and i will be lying

>>429509
i like 2 listen to grindcore and more specifically goregrind as i imagine someone physically stronger than me fucking my brains out

it is definitely not good for my hearing though when i spend the whole morning listening 2 really loud metal and then go practice ironworker skills at a workshop

i have had the same headphones for like 5 years now lel

they are falling apart tho

wow ur cool

wat kind of music made u deaf hehe

oh i never heard of them

oh
::bleh

.play ah, eto... bleh!

>>429519
take me out to shoot guns sometime :3 i think guys that shoot guns are hot

whats sporting clays

hehe thats silly

wow u must be like a good shot

what kind of shotguns what makes them fancy

engravings?

thats cool

dumb question lol

hehe

whats milsurp

i wish i was super rich

well no i just wish i had a gun so i could defend myself from fuckers

what are those like

yeah

thats so pretty

would smoke a cigarette there

>>429549
yeah lol it looks like THE gun

>>429559
n i join

*can

:3

how many guns

wait i sound like a fed lmao

does anyone wanna hang out and be my friend irl

>>429571
swag money

i wish i was old enough to carry a gun instead of this shitty knife

>>429574
where do you live

wow thats cool

the tiger thing i know about the foid lel

>>429582
it's over

>>429594
new england

whats hollandaise

>>429596
Hollandaise sauce is a classic French sauce known for its creamy, buttery texture and lemony flavor. It is commonly used in dishes like Eggs Benedict, steamed vegetables, and seafood.
To make hollandaise sauce, you typically need:
Egg yolks
Butter
Lemon juice
Salt and pepper
You can prepare it using various methods, including a traditional whisking technique or a quick blender method for ease. This sauce is versatile and can elevate many dishes, making it a staple in brunch menus and fine dining.
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>>429598
i was asking twinkanon. he said he wanted to make egg hollandaise for me isnt he a charmer?

straight guys will have their legs touch and be like "ew thats gay" but then they'll have one best friend who they live with or near forever and can't stand to be without

>>429601
tbf if a girl's leg touches mine i am like "ew gay"

>>429603
because you are gay

>>429604
s-so?

>>429605
idk but it doesnt count
i lost my train of thought

>>429602
yeah but then at the same time they'll have the most homoromantic relationship with their friends to ever exist and post about it in public everywhere like hiking with their shirts off together and that doesnt raise an eyebrow

>>429606
stop smoking weed

they're weird i dont understand em

>>429608
im just slow in the brain :c

ppl r always saying that im slow

not a himbo? even then ur smart tho

hi fujo omggggg can we see shorkie

twinkanon pls shorkiespin me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yayyyyyyyyyyy

>>429623
omg cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! shark is pretty cool too

harass me instead

>>429629
for what its worth im imagining us cuddling rn

>>429630
no :((((( no money

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>429638
um, i. i, well, uh........ F-FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if all three of us made out at the same time

im not gay

>>429642
>>429643
i have a woman myself already

>>429644
so u r gay

>>429645
s-so?

so u should make out with me and fujo

i do not pracice polynanmy

well u only have 2 kiss one of us at a time

what does wood varnish smell like does it smell good

hehe

wow thats crazy ehehehhhheeeee

hi

y'all think I can get myself sugar mommy that will nourish me and pay for me till I get a job?

Yup, this is time to work 🏫

how do you write a two weeks notice for a very corporate place

who libbin'

>>429674
>write
you mean prompt?

meowning

>>429601
#smartai fellas is it gay if two guys breathe the same field of oxygen by simply ventilating in the same oxygen zone??

Ah, an intriguing query that delves into the intersection of biology, semantics, and cultural perception. Let us dissect this with intellectual rigor.

From a purely scientific standpoint, respiration is an autonomic physiological process—inhaling oxygen (O₂) and exhaling carbon dioxide (CO₂) is universal among aerobic organisms. Sharing a "field of oxygen" in proximity does not confer any sexual or romantic connotation; it's merely molecular diffusion governed by partial pressures and gas laws (see: Dalton’s Law).

The term "gay," when used colloquially to imply same-gender attraction or homosexuality, pertains to emotional/romantic/sexual dynamics—not involuntary metabolic exchanges. Applying it here would be a category error akin to asking if photosynthesis is capitalist because plants "consume" sunlight.

However, your question satirizes hyper-masculine anxieties around inadvertent intimacy—a phenomenon sociologists call *homosocial paranoia*, where platonic male interactions are policed for perceived queerness due to fragile heteronormative constructs. The humor lies in reductio ad absurdum: if even breathing nearby qualifies as "gay," then all communal existence collapses into ludicrous eroticization.

In summary: no, shared atmospheric participation isn't homosexual unless you're mythologizing mitochondria as matchmakers. Breathe easy; your orientation remains unaltered by thermodynamics. fellas is it gay if two guys breathe the same field of oxygen by simply ventilating in the same oxygen zone??

>>429676
#ai write a two weeks notice for a very corporate place

sure. keep it short, dry, and professional. something like this:

---

[date]

[name],

please accept this as my formal notice of resignation. my last day at [company] will be [date, exactly two weeks from now]. i appreciate the opportunities i’ve had here and wish the team continued success.

let me know how i can assist with the transition during my remaining time.

thanks,
[your name]

---

don’t overexplain. no feelings. just get out. write a two weeks notice for a very corporate place

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moooo

anon is my wife

i wish i was dead

being a tranny isnt even fun anymore

📦

>>429686
have you tried doing illegal things on the computer perhaps

hello ros
ooo dropped my phone
hello rose 🌹

yeah ofc

there i

:)

>>429698
#hug

#ksay shplimp

#ksay shrimbo peepers

#ksay shrimby whimper

nooononononono nooo dont i'm sorry nooo

this is so fucked up

lains sister would be glued to the tok
lain would just be talking to an ai for 8 hours a day

all the stuff from se:l came true and is mundane and evil

the thing sci fi writers got wrong was that everyone's doing fat lines of netflix and doesn't care to make cool neon architecture only mcdonald parking lot and 10 lane highway through school zone

half the stuff from black mirror is becoming real and it's really boring and stupid instead of outright scary
at least the dystopia nightmare could be somewhat colorful or something

cyberpunk dystopia that is all cog wheels made of wood

>>429731
robot that denies chrmotherapy
not a good tv episode unfortunately

libpol dot org: real ACTIONABLE threats

i used to think a lot abt no clipping into the bank vault

needs "you spin me right round" edit

i thought about my answer and it's probably not good actually
lot of changes is all i can say

i think it'd be funnier to just put them in rdm jail

jk rowling admin sit

hheheheheheh

imagine invisible thruster on world leaders

just waiting.....

low force hoverball

HEHE it makes the sound and everything

no one can get anything done because node graph is constantly out of date

if you could have one tool gun tool from gmod irl what would you have

>>429769
deeply sorry for this loss